#im dyingh

[hotchfiles]

the dry af teasing i cant stand himksdiofjidkf

[larsulrichsblog]

THIS YOU???😭😜😜😜🙏🏻🙏🏻👽👽👽

Whoa mama! Hummnia Hummnia Hummnia bazoooooingggf!!🔥🔥 *eyes poop out* 👀👀👁️👁️ AROOOOGA! *jaw drops tounge rolls* 🥵🥵🥵 WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOFOW FOWOOD WOOF WOOF 🐶🐶🔥🔥 *tounge burts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* 🤤🤤🤤👅👅 WUUUEWLLRLkwksklaOkwLWLLWLDJLWL😛😛😫😫🤤👅 *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* 💘💘💘 AHHHHHHH!! me lady .... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🖊️🖊️🖋️🚒👷💎🔨⛏️ *milk truck crashes into bakery store in the background spilling white liquid and dough on the streets* 🍼🍼🍼🥛🥛🥛 NOT WEIRD A RARE GIFT FROM GOD!! *inhales from the gas tank* HONKA HONKA HONKA!! 💦💦💦💦💦 ohh my gooooddddd💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥👅👅

[r0zeclawz]

PLEASE HELP I CANT BEAT P-2 IM DYINGH

oh thats a tough one, p-2 has a LOT going on. i can help you better if you specify which parts of it youre struggling with but heres some of my top tips. spoilers ahead of course

an easy way to get through the very first room is by freezing rockets then launching them as soon as you spawn the enemies, the increased frozen rocket damage is enough to obliterate weezer with 3-4 rockets, then killing the ferryman can be done by setting up saw traps and shooting coins.

the double mindflayer room is fucking tough but you must be strong and tenacious. it really helps to try to parry the mindflayer orbs as much as possible to regain health, as well as using the knuckleblaster explosion to blow away the projectiles.

the double insurrectionist room is not so tough but you can speed it up by quickly running to the side and staying over one of the pits to make the second insurrectionist fall into it and die. you can do this to both of them if you rocket ride really fast but its hard.

for sisyphus himself i also recommend learning to parry his attacks, as well as setting up saw traps and luring him into them or just using the nailgun. remember to always start each attempt by railcoinning him since he always walks forward at the start for some instant massive damage. ALSO USE THE DRILL RAILGUN THE HEALING IS REALLY GOOD!!!!!

[daffodil--lament]

im dyingh

[t4tbedehopmar]

anon made me think of himeru ansatsu princess im dyingh

i read ansatsu as astatsu and that made me think of when the himenui from asta jumped off the bed because their wife the queen had died i'm also dying

[nexkove]

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I HAD A STROKE I HAVENBT BEEN ON THIS SITE IN A WHILE HELP??????????????

THE MOCKERY???????? IM DYINGH

edit: wait wheres my dms- wuhoh found em we good

[noobadorkisser3]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM DYINGH

That Vegan Teacher stimboard

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[dollivication]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8R7ksxN/

The reason that the guy randomly appears is because in majima version he starts thrusting his hips 😭😭

IM FUCKING DYINGH THE EYEBROW ARCH SHELPMEE THAT SHIT IS SO FUCKINH HIGH

[rat-anna]

Ccha t im dyingh i ran 5 home runs in a row playing baseball i am dehyrteded and my legs hurt and lungs

This schol year is almost icer and i womt have to be totetrueed fir two montjs yippie which means more posts feom me ☝️☝️☝️wowee

[luminescentchimera]

BEST EVER LOVE I FAN OMG IM DYINGH

will people hear me out on Jimmy/Tango/Skizz...

Tango is hard at work figuring out his redstone, forgetting to eat lunch or dinner in the process, and can only be pulled away by his two dumbass boyfriends physically carrying him away.

Jimmy gets aches in his wings often but luckily he's got Skizz, the master of taking care of others, and Tango, the walking heat pack, to look after him. Tango massages the wings to give him warmth while Skizz cleans and preens them for him.

They're all obsessed with PDA so you can often find them draped over each other, carrying one another, or making out in an alleyway. A small group of other Lifers made a bingo game of the different activities they find them doing in public. Joel always wins, much to his distress.

Technically Jimmy isn't allowed into Hermitcraft, but if Skizz keeps sneaking him in by covering him with his wings and all they do is hide in various bases to cuddle, well, there's no harm in it.

Sometimes Skizz gets a little down about something or other and it's up to the other two to help him. Jimmy and Tango, both awful with emotions, mostly just try to make him laugh. It always works.

They don't cuddle in any particular position, they just all flop onto a bed and entangle every limb imaginable until they're effectively a big ball of yarn.

Jimmy likes picking up Tango and flying him around. Skizz likes picking up Jimmy, who is holding Tango, and flying them both around.

if you have any more headcanons for them please do tell me. they are my dumbasses

[gayfandomblog]

irene: The defining characteristic of my personal work is intimacy in all its forms and expressions, so applying that to Korra was and continues to be a thrill. The way Korra and Asami look at each other; the way other queer characters look at them with gentle understanding; the little touches, the awkwardness and the relief… drawing that stuff is my bread and butter.

me: i owe you my life

[to-illustrate-the-stars]

fuyumi in the strawberry dress 🍓 !!

[gobeyondplusultra]

Contrary to popular belief mic loves aizawas flesh scarf, but this is partially because hed be a little hypocritical if he didnt. He cant exactly be creeped out by aizawas weird body when he makes up for the fact that he doesnt have nostrils by breathing through his skin

Please excuse how bad and unfinished this is lmaooo I tried to draw this while very sick and it went incredibly poorly. Frogmic looks how I feel right now. Anyway you’re right anon they’re monster boyfriends for life

[littlemystolemypie]

i have died and reformed

this is now my everything ☝️

hi hi ^^ since you asked for requests, could i request some snorkmyden if you have the time? thank you :°)

ps : i love your art ok bye ><

I always imagined them as the cuddly couple

also thank you :D <3

[c0lamachine-blog]

hi welcome to im getting out for summer break tomorrow and i still have so much work overdue

[meriberrytastic]

did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? cause you’re a real treat

GEEZ YALL JUST WONT STOP!?!? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO