larsulrichsblog

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let's get drunk and destroy governmental propriety

ouhh yeah🤤🤤👅

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not like you're not allowed but the way you do this is not it .

hi . come here. i have something to show you

- jay

um ... okay ..

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Hawk Tuah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

tf is hawk tuah

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Oh hi it’s my favorite lab experiment!

With Love, David

BOY GTFO

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get the fuck away from me

hi . come here. i have something to show you

- jay

um ... okay ..

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FUCKING HELL . WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THAT?? FUC OFF

hi . come here. i have something to show you

- jay

um ... okay ..

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hi . come here. i have something to show you

- jay

um ... okay ..

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Oh ok. I see how it is. *Twists it off and walks away crunching it like an apple*

UM . WHAT . LEAVE MY BALLSACK ALONE

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Umm.. let me see here. *Jiggles it*

DONT JIGGLE MY DEW DEEW BRO STOP😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🍃🍃

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Hmmm... *Inspects your ballsack*

WHAT THE FUCK .

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yes.

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LOSER

just posted abt @kirk-hammett-bl0g and @larsulrichsblog but my post wont go through nd im so mad

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happy halloween!!! are you gonna be a gremlin- oh wait, you already are!

STOO. NO. imgonna be a vamp.. Blehblehbleb

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LET ME BOOP YOY

WHATDOES THAT MEAN BUDDY

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gang wtf does boops mean

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GULP

i have some things to say, but they’re too inappropriate.

—🐺

NASTY FAG.

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...yes.

i have some things to say, but they’re too inappropriate.

—🐺

NASTY FAG.