#im dying ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ
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I'm so salty there's no direct footage of this moment, but omg the clip is still making me ๐ตโ๐ซ
#THE WAY HIS VOICE PITCHES UP#im dying ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ#okay but the context behind this clip#first of all i love how fernando did the exact same to seb a couple mins beforehand#so seb is like: i must do the same to jense >:)#BUT ALSO with the context of the race itself#seb is suchhhhhh a huge brat for this like my god the gall of him to do that#he made some move on jense that was so bad that he got penalized 20 secs down p5 to after the podium#and niki lauda just asked jense abt it and jense was like *awkward laugh*#so clearly its a sore subject as he goes on to say he doesnt wanna comment on it#BUT FUCKING SEB COMES AND POURS CHAMPAGNE ON HIM HAHAHA WHAT A BRAT!!!!#but anyways. the way jense says danke to him AAAAHHHHH!!!#im gonna kill the tv directors for cutting away at that exact moment like WHYYYYYYYYYYYY#i wanna see seb pour champagne on him :(#its so similar to Aus 2016 hahaha guess he likes to pour champagne on all his boyfriends#feeling very feral over this clip yes :)#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#jenson button#sebson#2012 german gp
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KNOW THY ENEMY.
dramatis personae; sylus, reader, xavier. heavy angst. period piece. medieval au.
โ โin a realm where light and dark doth vie, โtis not thine eyes, but thy heart, that must discern who be the true enemy.โ
โฑ forbidden love
an illicit romance: crown prince xavier, your childhood friend and devoted lover, stands on the precipice of duty as the sole heir to philos. as he is bound by the chains of his obligation to the throne, his heart aches for the one lady he cannot claim.
โฑ marriage of convenience
wed to a tyrant: emperor sylus, an oppressive ruler from a neighboring empire, secured your hand through a ruthless bargain he struck to claim you as his wife. your marriage is not one of love, but a cold transaction sealed by power and ambition, leaving your heart trapped in a gilded cage.
โฑ the damsel in distress
the bastard daughter of a grand duke: born of noble blood but marred by your motherโs lowly station, you walk a fine line between privilege and disgrace, ultimately forced to marry a man for your own survival. yet, your fate was sealed by a vow to xavierโa promise to break free from sylusโs grasp when the crown of philos finally rests upon your loverโs head.
COMING SOON !
#DO NOT STEAL#this is already a wip#not gonna write it in archaic language bcos my brain canโt handle it anymore#sdjsjs but i will make it work#this has been rotting my head for WEEKS ๐ตโ๐ซ#like im dying to finish writing it#i love writing fics that are ariadne coded HEAVILY#xavier x reader#sylus x reader#lads x reader
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AUGHHHHHHH
#TUCUJKKKKKAKAKALAALLALALALA#BRO HES SO HOTJAKAMALALALALAANAMAMA#๐๐๐#AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK#MMMMMMM MMMMM#๐ค๐ผ๐ค๐ผ๐ค๐ผ#ATE THIS WEEK#๐น๐น๐น#last pic me when i make him nut#LMFOAHAKALALALALALALALALALALALa#๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ#how does one look hot while almost dying#๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ#ANIMATORS NEED HEAD FOR THIS#ASAP#AJAKLALALALLLALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOSHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐#IM TRYNA SUCK OUT HIS SOULAUGHHJJAJKALALALALALA#BROOOAOAOAOALKALAKAKALALA#hoshina fucks moshi challenge teady swt go#๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก#i will legit go to war if it means i cohld be w him for a night#n i hate my country๐ซก๐ซก#JAKALALALALALALAa#[โน moshi : thirsts โบ]#hoshina soshiro#hoshina#kaiju no. 8
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ok now here me out-
#im fucking dying#bye#im not ok rn#lesbian brainrot#iโm ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ#sevika#sevika arcane#arcane#arcane sevika#sevika imagine#sevika x reader#sevika x you#sevika smut#bottom sevika
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๐๐ฅฒ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ
#hi my loves#absolutely DYING with work rn#the busiest itโs been since early december or so#so my energy is just like ๐๐๐#and i wasnโt even supposed to work today after working most of yesterday#but i am โจworking todayโจ ๐#so yโknow lol โจSUFFERINGโจ#but hello i live bitch#and i love yโall so much and hope youโre doing alright#i guess on the plus side:#CANT BE SAD ABOUT OFMD IF IM SMASHED INTO THE BEDROCK BY WORK SKDJWJ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ#CANT BE SAD WHEN YOU CANT EVEN THINK โ๏ธ๐ตโ๐ซ#crying and throwing up though lol
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i just realized- 6 more months exactly until my birthday- that's... depressing- ๐
#tw: vent(ish?) in the tags#i still feel a year younger#i feel like i didnt do anything this year..-#๐ตโ๐ซ#idk i need to find smt to feel good about and i feel so close to it...#i feel so close...#but it's just not in reach and idk what to do abt it#the things who make me who i am haven't changed for the past year#im still the kid who likes drawing bsd and music#the kid who everyone knows but doesn't have that many close friends#๐ฎโ๐จ#mid-life crisis as a teen ๐#dying in my twenties ๐๐#(/half joking)#i just wanna hug#but i dont really know how to ask for one#(pretty sure my mom would wonder what's wrong and my brother would look at me weird)#ik i should probably just start making healthy life choices but i cant be bothered#just three more months of school...#then a month off...#then half a month later im back in school to start it all over again...#i just wanna go Home#batrambles#batdiary#sorry this is so long and so weird(if you even made it this far)-
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6:24am and I have surely gone into labour there's just no other explanation for how a person could be in this much pain WOAH NELLY that hurts this is it for me guys
#body woke me up to tell me we're dying and had to get up and eat some food so i could take pain killwrs#and you knownits serious when im just walking around turning all the lights on making so much noise because ouhhhh#contractions ๐ญ๐คฏ๐ตโ๐ซ๐#AOIYGGGHHHUYHGGGH#woah ok
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HE WNATS TO PUT A BABY IN ME
#๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐!!!!!!#obviously not rn because i'm way too young but i just didnt know that was#something he was interested in. having a family or whatever.#but we were cuddling and he was teasing me abt being a crybaby and i was like all whiny n pouty or whatever#n then he was like aww im kidding. im glad that ur a crybaby puppy. its good practice for when we start trying for pups.#and i was like HUHHJHNH???!?!!#and he was like im kiddinn im just teasing obviously not rn. but you'd look rly good pregnant.#LIKE DUDE. IM DYING.#๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ#lmh#p
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Met a kinky girl at school and and we vibed so well and started talking Iโm super excited๐ตโ๐ซ
#too late already getting my hopes up#feeling subby#submisive and breedable#subby hours#hyper feminine#shes just like me fr#she likes chastityโค๏ธ๐๐ตโ๐ซ๐ซถ#we keep learning more and im dying on the inside smh
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This photo was life-ruining for me(and @sweatyflytrap ) honestly....
#wanna make a comp of bahrain 2010 for both seb and nando tbh#probably seperate but#there was something in the air that weekend!!!!#i was religiously looking through seb pics from this race the other month to draw statue seb#and was super enamored w him aasjkfkgl but didnt look too much depeer cause i didnt wanna spoil the podium#and then i finally got here and damn nando looked fucking majestic on the podium#like i was absolutely dying making those gifs bcs he just looked so beautiful#<- i actually made a comp of all the close up shots bcs bark bark bark ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ#AND THEN I GO LOOK UP THE PICS AND MY GOD ๐ซ ๐ซ LIFE RUINING#this pic is from before race day obviously but like smth was in the air no?????#all the podium pics live in my head rent free. golden and shining and beautiful#but i also downloaded like...100 pics of him from this race so jusy this one seemed pretty baseline to post#but just know. bahrain 2010. haunts me.#as i said im so irritated it wasnt a vett/onso podium bcs my god both of them were slaying that wknd#well yeha. there's my rant. maybe ill make a comp :)#smth also that i find funny is that he was pretty stubbly for the whole wknd but then#shows up for the race itself smooth like a dolphin....HE KNEW!!! HE KNEW HE HAD TO SLAY!!! HE KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE ON THAT TOP STEP#*lmao maybe my comp post would be titled: 'pics from the 2010 bahrain gp that were life changing'#im looking back at the podium pics rn and its just insane how youthful and bright and pretty he looks#also abt this specific pic. his lashes his big cow eyes his pink lips his fluffy hair GODDDDDDDDS#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#we do a little bit of f1#2010 bahrain gp
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mmmmm might be swag in my nachoesque shirt but at what price.... (heatstroke)
#was already soaking wet today only having some shorts and a tshirt cos da binder is killing me#also didn't help that ive spent 2hours in a train with AC so getting punched in the face by Marseille's weather + don't have any fans in the#room it's absolutely normal that im dying i think.#anyway tomorrow i have to dress somewhat formal i mean not in shorts anyway and. pants + that thick shirt how will i survive??????#didn't bring anything other clothes to change into beside the set for tomorrow ๐ตโ๐ซ#can't even switch out with clothes from today tomorrow before starting the way back home cos yucky yucky i've sweat so much in that shirt#it's bad enough i have to wear my binder without being able to wash it from whole day sweating in it aauuuuughhhhh#shakes any doctors i see GIVE ME TOP SURGERY IDC IF YOU'RE A DENTIST OR HEART SURGEON I NEED IIIIIIT IM DYIING AUUUUGHL#tomtom_is_rambling
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do you stan just b/the crewone because i have some thoughts about geonu that i NEED to air out๐๐
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i do!!!! please share w the class id be MORE than happy to read them hehehe
#โ ; hey listen ?#im dy biased#but geonu is sooo ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ#so please ๐คฒ๐คฒ#gimme gimme#alSO#i do have a stan list linked somewhere in my profile#in my pinned post#if anybody wants to know hehe#โ ; my ๐ช แกฃ๐ญฉ
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imagine making sevika suck on her own fingers before she fucks you with them. like gripping her wrist and pushing her fingers into her own mouth while saying โi need them all wet before you can fuck me, โvikaโ
#bye#im dying#lesbian brainrot#iโm ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ#sevika#sevika arcane#arcane sevika#arcane#sevika imagine#sevika x reader#sevika x you#sevika smut
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bad news is ive just been playing with my vodka sodies ever since the panic attack 4 days ago caused by my weed vape that i apparently banished from this realm ever since becos i Cannot find it at all. Like its gone. As gone as the midna plushie i hand made in 2009 rhat disappeared just as mysteriously even though i remember exactly where i last put it (on top of the dresser i used to have in the quote unquote haunted house i used to live in as a child)
#๐ตโ๐ซbizarre bc we still have 0 furniture in here so theres literally nowhere else it could be but the bedroom#and i remember just leaving it on the bed as i went to the kitchen to try to stop myself from dying#soooo i for real do not know actually where in this world it could possibly be theres not many places to check lol???#anyway. buzz is fading and i dont want another drink soooo how am i supposed to sleepies now#being a grown up thats dependant on both uppers and downers is so annoying oh my god. no wonder most ppl get this out of their system as#teens LOL well. im a late bloomer its fine
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#mood#Spotify#i have been thinking about death and killing and dying for weeks and weeks#like these thoughts just permeate everything#every little inconvenience or painful feeling elicits a โhmm i want (them) to dieโ and im just like. used to this now#like sure. whatever.#its so strange and funny to think i used to be like sooo chipper and eager and positive and supportive#๐ตโ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ค๐๐๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธโค๏ธโ๐ฅ
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sneepy sneepy sneepy
#but i bought some new hairclips today and dyed my hair green !!!#i also walked a ton in a STORM ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ was so cold..... was wearing two pairs of pants ๐ซก#the new hairclips is giving me major hair glimmers ๐ฅฐ im so excited to be able to grow hair again i rly hope i wont have to cut it off again#:(( thatd be so sad#nohr.txt
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