#im cured i promise

[uselessmicrowave]

When you’re feeling better, how about shockblurr with Blurr spiking Shockwave, but Shockwave is clearly in control here?

Blurr was a mech of his words, but if Shockwave kept his petty directions going, he could, possibly, absolutely wreck the purple bot. He just had to promise that he would do whatever was ordered of him. Shockwave stifles a childish giggle.

“Slow down again Blurr,” He whines, “you’re going too fast.” So he slows down.

“Touch me,” He whines, when Blurr only puts a servo on his chassis, Shockwave whines again. “Please, Blurr?”

“Gonna need to be specific.” Blurr would take any amount of the ‘you’re not in control’ feeling he could get. It quickly vanished when Shockwave takes his servo and guides it down to his array.

“Touch.” The blue bot does so, running a digit from the tip of the spike to Shockwave’s anterior node. Blurr can’t help but want more, to take what he wants, but he’ll hold back, just for Shockwave.

“Good bot.”

[baeshijima]

mmm thoughts of private executioner!blade, who is high priestess!kafka's bodyguard. well, more like her guard dog, as many fearfully seem to think.

he is aloof and gruff and rough around the edges, his name capturing it perfectly. when in the eyes of the public he either keeps to himself or stands ready by kafka's side, but when out he lurks in the shadows ready and waiting to carry out her death orders.

you, yourself, haven't had very many pleasant encounters with him... if you can even call them that. that being said, you haven't had many pleasant encounters with anyone. notorious for your... less than pleasant disposition, for a lack of better words, you have more people who'd rather see you run through than those you can call a friend.

in a dog-eat-dog world, you had no choice but to protect yourself. that, however, ultimately became your demise.

"oh? so you're the one sent to kill me. can't say i'm all that surprised."

standing before you is the feared executioner. his sword is tucked inside the sheath attached to his hip, that ever-present dark swirl of an aura stifling the air. he doesn't say anything, instead opting to silently stare down at your slumped and worn-out form. you find that his gaze doesn't bother you; rather, it's oddly comforting knowing someone will see you in your last moments.

"i've never asked you for a favour before, so this will be my first and last request for you." in all honesty, you're not sure where this chattiness stems from. considering you're currently in a holding cell under the crime of attempted murder towards kafka (a poisoned wine you were most definitely framed for, though you can't say you were surprised) and are awaiting for your turn to be under the guillotine for your public execution, you probably should be a little desperate towards the private executioner in front of you.

and yet, your mind is nothing if not peaceful.

with a huff, you relay your request, "can you make sure it's quick? painless, preferably, but i'd rather you just get it over and done with."

silence blankets the cold chambers. moisture accumulated along the cobble ceiling drip in a steady rhythm, like a clock ticking away the seconds. it's unnerving, almost, how there is not a single sound other than your impending countdown.

"why?" comes his low mutter, effectively causing a ripple within the stagnant air. you almost think you misheard him, but his following words cease the thought, "why won't you ask me for help?"

had it not been for the abrupt shuffle and clanging against the metal bars, you would have never looked up to see him in your last moments.

his scarred hands gripping the metal until his knuckles turn a ghastly white and blood dripping from his palms is what greets your sight. as your gaze slowly trails up, you almost let loose a laugh of disbelief; who would have thought blade, the infamous guard dog of the high priestess, could make such a desperate expression? one looking as though his whole world crumbled before him, in which he can do nothing but sit and watch.

(you will never know of the anger and desperation which coursed through his veins the moment he heard of your predicament. had it been anyone else, he wouldn't have cared. but you're not anyone else; you're you — unapologetically, wholeheartedly. it didn't take him long to hunt down those behind it, cutting them down without thought and putting an end to their miserable lives. he rushed as soon as he could when kafka gave him the order, no thoughts other than you, you, you, occupying his mind.

you will never know of the anguish which overcame him when he found you in such a state, your once healthy complexion and defiant gaze reduced to nothing but a tiredness which had always sat quietly behind your disposition. he's almost positive the muscle which unwillingly keeps him alive tore at the seams from your request, the acceptance in which you displayed causing his mind to go astray. even as he damn-near begs you to rely on him for help — to run away with him to some place no one knows of you and start anew there — you merely smile, resigned and peaceful.

you will never know of how much blade is willing to put on the line for you, for you never made it to see the complete and utter carnage he wrecked in your name.)

[salt-baby]

at some point in disability you stop wanting to "get better" and this is just really hard for able bodied people to understand for some reason

[aquarterasian]

still upsets me so bad that homare's skating career was overshadowed by her crush on harry like why.... why did henri have more of an arc in that regard than she did hes a side character. and i love henri ofc his relationship with masato and his conflict with growing older and becoming less androgynous looking is genuinely such a great storyline and i wouldnt give it up for anything but homare deserved to have an equally well thought-out storyline considering shes one of the main characters but i always feel like she was just reduced to her crush on harry and it just makes me :/

[evilrobertsmith]

guys i want mutuals so bad pls moot me 🙏🙏🙏 also alternatively feel free to dm me or send me asks i love yapping js dont be a creep

[lighthouseas]

whenever will has a bad day at work (or just a bad day in general), and he's just sitting on the couch and sulking, mike will put on will's current favorite song and ask him to dance really stupidly formally like they do at weddings. will always rolls his eyes and pouts and refuses at first - until he sees mike, his wonderful amazing beautiful boyfriend, busting out his absolute cringiest dance moves to their favorite the cure song or whatever else and singing along to said song horrifically off key in the middle of their living room. and then mike extends his hands to will and forcefully pulls him up off the couch and twirls him around and dips him down to kiss him like he's the most special boy in the world (because he is. Obviously) and will can't pout anymore because mike's hands are so big and warm in his own and it's just them, being stupid and silly and crazy together in their tiny little one bedroom apartment and dancing along to all of their favorites. before the first song even finishes, though, will finds himself singing and dancing along too and twirling mike back because mike's dopey little grin is so damn infectious that he just. can't help it.

and this is how mike develops the Tried And True Method To Turn Will's Frown Upside Down (pun not intended) that he still continues even when they're older and married, because they're still stupid kids at heart and love each other so much that it needs to be shared in every way possible ❤️

[curedaily]

Cure #14

Cure Gelato

[megacarapa]

i couldnt find any gifs of the soramashi hug so i made some myself bc i love this scene OTL

[blackbatcass]

This is a joke. I’m joking.

[icelogged]

*2015 voice* i wish i had the chillness instead i got the mental illness

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

sea creatures :]

[dizzystcrs]

She pretends not to know what she wants—she can’t know. She can’t. How can she admit it, if she doesn’t know what Laudna is thinking? (Is Imogen still capable, even if she doesn't hear Laudna say it? Is she still wonderful and talented and her tether? She feels a fire burn and she hadn’t known it had ever been lit.)

(or: scene-to-writing of That Scene in E65)

[ramyeonguksu]

More Hullevi! So for them I got 3, 12, 15, 19?

3: What about public displays of affection? Are they open about their relationship or do they prefer not to be? How many people know about it?

For the early parts of their relationship, Hubert and Hillevi are very secretive about their relationship. They do it mostly out of safety reasons because TWSITD has a horrible habit of bodysnatching and even if they're gone there's a chance that whoever really hates Edelgard and Hubert would do SOMETHING to the people they care about (something something hostage situations). Long answer short there's no PDA but Dorothea knows because She Can Tell, Edelgard knows only because she either forced Hubert to tell her or Dorothea gossiped to her, and Ferdinand knows only because Dorothea gossiped to him LMAO

I have a personal headcanon about Lysithea being grumpy about their relationship based on an RP I've had with a friend lmao (she thinks Hillevi deserves better than Hubert and feels like her being in a relationship would take her attention away from her (I headcanon Lysithea and Hillevi having a sisterly dynamic but it's based on RPs I've had))

Maybe down the years when Hubert and Hillevi settled down in a cottage in the countryside and people visit they'd be more open about their relationship but still PDA really isn't their thing in general

12: Do they ever want to have children, or do they prefer not to?

Hillevi is DEFINITELY frightened about having children mostly because she's worried she'll project how she was raised by her father onto her child, and Hubert would definitely worry about whether he'd be a good father or not (the man literally doubts that he would even be a good husband in his S Support with Byleth). I think if Hubert does have a child however he would at least not really force the Vestra lifestyle onto him and he would leave it to his child to decide whether they want to or not

BUT THEY STILL HAVE A KID ANYWAY BECAUSE I WANTED TO DESIGN ONE LMAO (Old drawings from years ago). His name is Raymond (Ray for short) and he is A Little Shit!

15: What kinds of holidays do they like to celebrate together?

Hubert pretends not to care about holidays but he would definitely plan something to make Hillevi happy because SHE FUCKING LOVE FESTIVALS BECAUSE FOOD!!! But they definitely wouldn't go out in the open and dance often if that makes sense (like I said above they're pretty reserved about their relationship)

On the holidays that involve gift-giving though you can bet they're at least giving each other something.

Both of them honestly give no shits about the Saints' birthdays though shdjkf

19: What kinds of quirks do they have that their partner likes?

I think Hubert would see a bit of Edelgard in Hillevi because of her stubbornness and would definitely appreciate that despite everything she's gone through Hillevi still insists on being her genuine self no matter how difficult it may be for her. In his eyes she's also annoyingly endearing lmao

Hillevi loves being able to banter with someone and Hubert is one of the best people for that. Even if she is the butt of his snide comments sometimes she really appreciates that she could have that kind of dialogue with him anyway. Keeps her mind and cynicism in check.

[amazinglyegg]

I love your username! I do not know if it is a reference to something but it is good!! Seems wholesome

Thank you!! It isn't a reference to anything but it does have a sort of wholesome meaning behind it so I'm gonna use this as an excuse to ramble about it :)

When I made my ao3 in 2016 (I was about 11 or 12?) I named myself "amazinglyhorribleegg" (formerly "amazinglyhorribleeggppant", but I changed it once I realized I misspelled "eggplant"). The "egg(plant)" part was to be wacky and random, and the "amazinglyhorrible" part was a bit of self deprecation.

Since then I've switched out all my negative self talk with (sarcastic) positive self talk, and holy shit it WORKS so damn well. I get better grades on tests because I don't spend the entire time doubting myself. I make friends easier because people don't feel bad listening to me "joke" about how much I hate myself. My public speaking skills have gotten way better because the audience can't tell my confidence is fake. I feel way more comfortable sharing my art and writing and I can accept both compliments and criticism without tearing myself down immediately. It's like a goddamn hack for everything in my life.

So when I got to make my tumblr username and I didn't know whether I'd be able to change it or not, I decided to play it safe and use my ao3 name - sans the self deprecation - because HEY, I'm NOT horrible, actually. My 12 year old self was wrong about that one.

... and to everyone else it just looks like I'm really into eggs I guess.

[976-e-v-i-l]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN RIGHT NOW.

[phagodyke]

trying to watch all of us strangers and it's just making me cry really hard this is why I don't do romance movies WAH