#im cooking the kitchen is on fire
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Me: *having fun and laughing at Baghera and Cellbit killing people*
My brain out of nowhere: what would q!Phil think... how would he react if he saw his two teammates in this state. Would he feel guilt? Because he couldnt save them? Because he let them go down this murderous path? Would he feel anger? Towards the Watcher for pushing them to this extreme? Towards himself for not being there for them?
Would he wish he stayed there so that something like this didnt't happen to them.? Or would he wish he was there so that they wouldnt feel so alone?
#qsmp purgatory#qsmp#qsmp bolas#im cooking the kitchen is on fire#im making zero sense#also sorry for any mistakes or spelling errors lol#when i have an idea i forget how to write correctly lol#what im trying to say is if Phil saw Cellbit and Baghera#he would have a moment of “fuck what happened”#but then would he try to reason with them#or would he try to join them
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#sdv#sdv pierre#sdv art#sdv fanart#stardew valley#sdv caroline#sorry for the long absence#im cooking smth up and the kitchen is on fire#stardew fanart#stardew#sdv shitpost
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And if the beast doesn’t kill you, then I’m sure the grief and the guilt will.
kate jacobs - comfort food | xx | Frank Bidart - Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016 | Alexander Anderson from Hellsing Ultimate | xx |
#demonstraightfromhell#reflections of a bug#luna’s loquacious ramblings#idk this makes no sense but whatever next up vuzi#i want to explain it tho. ig its a vent but also#after episode 8. After the everything’s over. after everyone gets a chance to process everything. do you think anyone will be able to. heal#most importantly and on topic do you think V will be ever able to move on past. the manor? do you think tessa’s death sorta haunts her#since. you know. she only truly found out in episode 8 during the fight. and didnt really have any time(at least on screen) to process that#do you think V will never be able to see herself as anything other than a monster?#like ok she kills we love murder she seems to also love it but do you think that is bc she sees herself as beyond. salvation of sorts?#idk im tired so#tbh no one’s opinion on this matters except peirce’s so peirce did we. did we cook#i cannot take that phrase seriously now im imagining v setting a kitchen on fire#well fuck it we ball im proud of this im maintagging it#v murder drones#murder drones#murder drones art#serial designation v
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"oh wow i've written like 10k words for tged, i've never written that much for something before, this is grea-"
"-they're all for separate works. nothing is finished. it's maybe like 1k words for each piece. all are half-baked."
#tged#the greatest estate developer#lynn misc#IM GOING THRU IT#IM COOKING TOO MUCH BUT EVERYTHING IS STILL RAW#i feel anxious bc i just know the moment i lose steam these will never see light of day#BUT I RLLY RLLY RLLY WANNA FINISH AT LEAST ONE#AAAAAAAAAH#the kitchen is on fire but im still tryna cook smth pls wait for me pls
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(wip) Bloody Medical Malpractice Yuri Concept
[under cut for blood]
I dont even know the lore to this I just felt like drawing it lol… The things she’d do for a Kumar 2.0 i guess???
May finish this to test things lets find out!
There’s also this where she tries to clean them up proper:
#Kaalaa Baunaa#Medicine Pocket#KaalaaPocket#MediBaunaa#cw blood#mochadoodles#instead of using my art skills for good i use it to make vile reverse 1999 rarepair fanart#enjoy#the kb one is cleaner bc i like her better tysm#im cooking except the kitchen is on fire#up next: bloody verneider because im evil#i literally speedran the medpoc one 😭#medpoc girlkissing collection#implied that medpoc is High off their meds#reverse 1999#i can fix them (yearning for a person no longer there)#i want to give kaalaa baunaa the happiness she RIGHTFULLY deserves but the horrors intrigued me and took me away like an abraxas @ regu#the homoeroticism of staining your loved / adored one with contaminated blood knowing you're probably doing the same to her psyche#oh she def cant fix them but CAN THEY FIX HER??? CAN THEY???#most would say no but hear me out#*proceeds to not elaborate*#nblw turbulence in girlkiss realm#will happen again#sorry chat its almost 12 midnight the rot is taking over#im sorry to anyone who had to witness this 😻#MediKaal
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WIP game
Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
thanks for the tag @bnesszai @evilkaeya @cffeine <3
current wips except one is definitely different from the rest
apocynym
blood orange
allen ginsberg epigraph
the godless lawlight omegaverse au
tagging @littencloud9 and @chrysofightme !
#we’re cooking (the kitchen is on fire)#tag games#wait i was supposed to tag four people im so tired helpme
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WAIT HELLO WHAT AUTHOR PUBLISHED FULL EDSALI FIC ON PIXIV???
BLOODBORNE-ESQUE VIENNA CLAD IN ETERNAL NIGHT WITH BONFIRE MECHANICS??? FOREIGNER JOSEPH II??? ABRAHAM VAN HELSING AS AN ASSASSIN CLASS SERVANT WHOSE NP COMPLETELY YEETS HIM OUT OF EXISTENCE AT COST OF BERSERKER LIKE RAMPAGE (BUT MAN IS ALSO REALLY SWEET)??? DANTES AND VAN HELSING CAMARADERIE??? MASTER TAKING AVENGERS WITH THEM ON THIS SINGULARITY SO HESSIAN LOBO AND JALTER BADASSERY??? SALIERI LIVING IN LOTUS EATER MACHINE WITH FEELING OF WRONGNESS AND BEING SUSPICIOUS OF JOSEPH’S TOO NICE ATTITUDE??? JOSEPH BEING SO OBSESSED HE CONSTANTLY KILLS SALIERI INTIL HE GETS HIM ‘RIGHT’??? DANTES DYING CONSTANTLY AND EVERY TIME HE’S BACK AT BONFIRE BEING LIKE ‘WELL FUCK LET’S TRY AGAIN’??? ‘THE ANCIENT CAPITAL OF ETERNAL OPERA - VIENNA’???
#fate grand order#fgo#edmond dantes#antonio salieri#edsali#AUTHOR IS COOKING#IM MID WAY READING AND THIS IS SO FIRE MY KITCHEN’S BURNING#the way you need to wait years for full free publishing if you missed sales time#the way I logged into pixiv to browse tag in search of any new content and saw this big boy being 2 hours long read#it’s so classy but so chefs kiss#edsali dynamic is literally your goth romance#and I appreciate it for that#Dantes out there literally throwing hands with eldrich outer god for his pathetic (affectionate) lover#shit so good I pray we once get Vienna focused singularity or smth#/how come Dantes got same class upgrade as well as Marie give pathetic man his long deserved skin or rarity update ffs
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oh my god. I was fucking around with my Dimentio backstory and I had. a revelation. Oh my god.
#not in the sense that it’s canon#but it’s#an idea#GOD#Just wait guys I’m cooking IM COOKING THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE
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To my mutuals who havent seen me post very much i am about to be so annoying about pokemon and a particular subway boss
I am so sorry, in advance
#you ingo and emmet artists cook sm how is the kitchen not on fire#theyre so cute... ingo particulalry...#im so late on this trend but im gonna go get pokemon bw and them look into legends arceus#old man ingo....
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ive been building up my wip aaron² fic for so long im so scared u guys might be disappointed when i post it idk if its good or no oh naur
#im cooking#but the kitchen is on fire#its been cooking too long the chef is having burnout#the food is also burning#get it#<- rhis is why i shouldnt be allowed to cook
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putting in my resume to be someone's cute live in house pet. i can do your appointments And do chores like cooking and laundry. i am a full package truly. also i am cute
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OK OK HEEAR ME OUT. (I'm slowly going crazy)
Quackity studio said server open after termination is finalized.
BUT WHAT IF...
Blue and Red have a mission today:
"Hunt down the green team"
Each remaining member can only kill one green member(so that no one can go on a murder spree)
BUT WORSE YET...
If not all the green members (that still logs on the server obviously) get eliminated, they can then replace one person from either blue or red team. So like, they survived but they killed someone by doing so
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Working the morning cook shift from today to thursday and tbh its super chill. I get to just cook shit and throw everything into the oven and get paid more than i do when aiding (which 'has me' running around the kitchen and facility) [sidenote but yaaayyyyy more work talk!! /sar]
#my only meat cooking expertise is putting bacon in the oven#and tbh im kinda leaning on tbe oven as a crutch but it works#and with the right spices?#havent gotten any complaints yet this#week so-#oven sweep#the only thing is that i have to wake up at 3am but i get out at like 1-2 so#(unless if im doing a double)#also 'have to' is in quotations bc i *could#* just stay in the kitchen but i love interacting w the residents waaay too much#and even though ive been told to take it easy and stay within the kitchen#the only way ill stop ibteraxting with everyone is if i#get fired but im too sexy and beloved and unfirable#to get fired#these tags are a huge L for the fat#finger community im so sorry#love being the workplace fa#fav*#also sidenote butlike#not gonna go into detail but my absolute fav resident passed 3 days ago andlike#as much as i have sobbed for them im really glad they passed while i was still working#i miss them so fuccking much tho and they inspired me to smile more for others#SO MUCH#also they were suffering and for their wellbeing shouldve passed like last year
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i nearly burnt my kitchen down this morning but its ok i got to see arasawa on my tl today
#snap chats#YAY YAOI //ignoring the fire in my kitchen//#OK ON THE REAL THO THERE WAS A LIL FIREBALL THAT HAD ME LIKE 👁️👁️#i was cooking rice but i also wanted to shower. '''shower'''' i just washed my hair in the sink dont look at me#POINT IS i was getting cleaned My Depressed Way and i didnt realize how long i was taking#so i go to check n my rice and upon seeing All This Fuckin Smoke i move it from the stove AND THEN. FIRE BALL#lowkey i wasnt even phased i just kinda accepted that as a thing that happened.. but in retrospect its like. OH MAN.#this is why you watch your cooking kids <3#anyways thank you harachan for giving me reasons to get on with my day.... i love arasawa...#im gonna go make strawberry sando now. as a treat with my pork floss onigiri <3 BYE
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Being an adult is so fun you get to tell TV licencing to fuck off, register for pension schemes, chase up IT issues, make returns, figure out what you're gonna eat this week so you can actually go grocery shopping an- *is laid face down on the floor*
#adulting#ace is grumpy bean#im having a great morning what about you? love spending my only day off catching up on chores and errands#tbf i did finally receive all of my packages that were being held hostage at reception so it hasnt been all bad#but one of my packages needs to be returned and i gotta exchange my hair dye before i buy groceries today cus i grabbed the wrong shade#i have sent more emails than i would like to have today had to email my professor cus of my student account not working chase IT services up#about that again email about sorting out a refund email the pension scheme i got enrolled in cus the registration wasnt working#then deal with tv licencing 'youre under investigation' shut up 🙄 as if anyone watches live tv anymore anyway#i also forgot to speak to my mum while tryna sort stuff out lately so she texted me worried that something had happened this was after shed#apparently called me while i was sleeping but i ignored cus it ended too quickly and i already got woken up by them testing the fire alarm#its felt like a lot of admin today and i still gotta get groceries but i dont know what im gonna eat or rather what i wanna cook this week#so my shopping list is slow going and i dont really wanna leave my flat anyway but the kitchen needs sorting too cus my flatmates are vile#anyway most of my stuff for Halloween came and lets just say im really glad to have next weekend off for it
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had a vision last night
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