#im comfused

[shame-is-a-wasted-emotion]

Is it weird to cry over a story that has been long living in my head ? That I recite dialogues and cry over?

Ps. Its a vampire! Klaine story. I want to write it. Should I? Although I have tons of wips and low attention span ???

[leclercenjoyer]

favorite thing about your girlfriend? :)

anon i dont have a girlfriend anon come back what have i said to imply i have a girlfriend

[vrmxlho]

uhhh happy 1k btw!!?????

[ittypittylitty]

there are these days when i feel liberated in love and then there are these days where i suffer in love and i don't know which is real and which is not.

[shshshshshowrunner]

I need tp srop

[futurecatlady321]

Why do I want to know why you want to know why I want to know why you want to know why?

my problem is i always want to know why

[xcinnamon-girlx]

🧠:No confundas amabilidad con la idea de que le gustas. lo entiendes?

🫀: Pero y si no..?

🧠Entiendelo

🫀Está bien.

[peanut-butter-juice]

Idk what happened but some one reblog my post and five seconds after I look at it it's gone?????thank u for rebloging but I am completely confused 🥲

The "HE IS GOING TO KILL YOU" # is soo funny lmao😂

[artistsquirrel]

Headcanon: nico is older/younger when it's convenient.

Exhibit A

Nico, yelling at will for taking him to olive garden: EVEN AS A JOKE THAT IS NOT OKAY, I FUCKING SWEAR TO THE GODS-

Will, jokingly: you can't swear, you're just a little baby 14 yo. 

Nico: I am 97 will, do you really wanna have this conversation right now?

Will:

Nico:

  

Wil: ..wut

Exhibit B

Will, Reading the instructions to a board game: okay so it says here that the youngest gets to start. Guess I'm going first then-

Nico: what? I'm literally 14. You're like 1 and a half years older me.

Will:

Will: YOU WERE 97 LIKE 3 HOURS AGO!?!?

Exhibit C

Will, with Nico in cabin 13: hey baby you wanna-

Nico: Who tf are you calling Baby, you foetus? I'm old enough to be your great grandfather.

Will, taking a deep breath: NICO YOU ARE SITTING IN MY LAP EATING ANIMAL CRACKERS WHAT EVEN

[divinequo]

I thought this was about Bob the builder I-

Thinking about Bob saying sweetheart as he gently tips your head back to look at you, voice low and soft. 

[ch1-kasak0]

Now that I think about it... WHAT THE FUCK DOES A FERTILITY RUNE DO???? I feel like it should be self explanatory but like... Does it fuck w your hormones?? Is it like a weird version of Viagra???? What the fuck does it do how does it work??? Cup what were you about to do to yourself I'm scared😭😭😭🙏

[lobslobslobs]

* is . Is there even anyone out there rn whos seriously into dwtd . am I seriously into dwtd? Idk i just like stupe a lot

[rockintapper]

the . the family shimizu.

so far we have, . cosmic girl. pitcher,. pnierce calogeo. sosj. a twink. and The Biter.

bonus The Biter

[fucks-spock]

me in the lgbt clubs discord referencing the fake goat in the hallway our college has: haha it'd be cool if it was real

another user: actually no that would be bad goats poop

[gremlinoverlord]

boop is on the rise and although I have absolutely no idea what it is how do I be apart of it

[causalityparadoxes]

Worst part abt cosplay is that you end up missing the forest for the trees. Like i am staring at a close up of Astarion, the romancable character, my current fave hot sad boy's... ass. And do i think its hot?? NO

Because im too busy trying to figure out what material his under trousers are made of. Like what fucking fantasy setting material has that level of shine but visibly woven texture. LIKE ITS NOT LEATHER I CAN SEE THE WEAVE ITS A LARGE WEAVE. But also its so shiny??? Why the fuck is it so shiny, what are they making fabric out of in the forgotten realms

How am i meant to be horny about fictional men in these conditions