#im cleaning out my drafts

[idontwikeit]

Emasculation and admiration in equal measure.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.01 In Throes of Increasing Wonder

[hunterbunter3000]

sweetheart slipping money inside her bra or pull out highly confidential paper infront of everyone. that is it.

STOP THATS SO FUNNY

I mean shiii the jugs need to be used somehow so might as well 🤷 AHA

Like I just see her pull out a damn folder from her cleavage and it's about illegal bombs

Sweetheart: here ya go, Capitan!

Price:

Laswell:

Literally everyone:

Price: Why is it so warm...

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Gaz: Damn, I don't have enough cash on me for gas.

Sweetheart, pulling out $10 from her bra: Here! I have some.

Gaz:

Gaz, feeling hot: thank-thank you... for your... boob money.

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Soap: Here's ya change back, St. Thanks for snacks again.

Sweetheart, smiling: No problem, man! Anytime.

(Slips the money in her bra)

Soap:

Soap, confused and turning pink: WHA- WHY'D JA PUT IT IN THERE?? DINNAE YA HAVE A WALLET??

Sweetheart: THIS IS MY SAFETY POUCH SHUT UP

[vault-kid]

this but butch in the middle and all of my moots' lone wanderers around him, "first day in the wasteland!"

[frobby]

twst shipping is best when you assume all ships exist simultaneously and the school is a giant unaffiliated polycule.

[possibly-in-wonderland]

discord having weird ass eye sight is so fucking funny to me

dudebro is both long sighted, short sighted, AND can only see colors in blues and greens. everything else is pretty much grey

if you stand directly in front of it, nose to snoot, it's NOT gonna see your ass

[headknight-oh]

No, I didn’t lie to you. We are having sex. Keep your clothes off. But we’re talking about the erotic emanations of divinity as written by Mechtild of Magdeburg, 13th century German Christian Mystic

[kamamo1]

I need an expansion of g1 War Dawn where petulant teenagers Aerialbots have to put up with petulant teenager Orion Pax who is trying to make friends with manchild Megatron. I just think that would be real funny

[caifanes]

sengen brainrot bc im listening to my 1/4/1 playlist

im forever gonna think about how inagaki made senku and gen’s birthdays inverse of each other because like. senku’s bday (1/4) was decided from the moment he was created and it’s an important plot point in how it plays out with the ishigami village. HOWEVER. the date that senku wakes up (4/1) was decided from the beginning and gen coming across the etching in the tree was inevitable, but we don’t know gen’s birthday (4/1) until several arcs after that moment in the observatory. we learn senku woke up on gen’s birthday in a posthumous bonus q&a but i wonder if inagaki decided that before and it influenced gen’s actions leading up to senku’s birthday, or he’s just a sick and twisted individual who wanted to bait people. i think it’s everything at once bc all the characters no matter their role are thoughtfully made. the fact that they’re coincidentally inverse is such a gen thing to overthink but the meaning within the narrative is far more complex and yet so understated. it makes my head spin

senku commits to several ways to gaining people’s trust, mostly inventing things to hopefully sway people in his favor, or oppositely, threaten them to force their hand. he takes a CRAZY gamble on gen. gen reciprocating was equally a crazy gamble but it locks them in forever. i could even argue that it was more important for gen to gain senku's trust.

[fairuzfan]

"There are grifters in the Free Palestine movement who are not actually interested in the liberation of Palestine and are only taking this as a chance to be antisemitic" is true.

"Therefore you should admit the Free Palestine movement has an 'antisemitism problem'" is not and fundamentally rooted in anti-Palestinian narratives lol. You cannot say this and neglect to mention that the major leaders of the Free Palestine movement are Palestinian themselves. Unless you are calling the Palestinians antisemitic for fighting for their freedoms, in which case I think you should say that.

I refuse to add caveats to statements like "Free Palestine but I'm not antisemitic!!!!!" like why is it automatically assumed that I, a Palestinian, am uniquely antisemitic and must condemn it or else I, *a Palestinian*, am directly contributing/endorsing antisemitism.

[lucabyte]

been doodling in class so i dont fall asleep in the middle of lectures. here's some of the isat ones so far. love using cheap felt tip pens

[heartonxions]

i do not go here at all at all, but the azure lion guy caught my eye and i drew him and then my friends suggested i draw (checks notes) lord ras

[wttcsms]

when it's his first time getting to touch you so intimately and he's usually so calm, so steady, but his hands are shaking slightly, every breath he takes is because he has to force himself to remember how to breathe. eyes wide, cheeks flushed, and he's saying your name like it's the only thing he knows how to say.

[orbital-inclination]

[scarecrowisms]

thank you ghostfacers episode for allowing dean to say fuck and sam to say shit

[jesterjaxx]

Somewhere in my head is a cringe fic about duncan being touchstarved cuz hes so emotionally constipated he would rather start a fight than admit a bitch wants a hug. And like an ongoing coping pattern of duncan getting wasted for various reasons and getting clingy as fuck with his roommate Trent. meanwhile trent has just like. Gay Panic. Like Reddit Relationship Advice my (M22) roomate (M21) i have feelings for keeps crawling into my bed drunk after he comes home from a night out just to get as close as phsyically possible to me but leaves in the morning and pretends it doenst happen. How do i tell him he can do this sober too?

Ugh. I need to beat them with a hammer

[softavasilva]

WARRIOR NUN (2020-) 2.02 | Colossians 3:9-10