#im biting my phone
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i ADORE him
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his tattoo is always on my mind
#im slowly becoming a nando girlie#atp im an aston martin girlie#im gonna be in love with lawrence next#f1#formula 1#aston martin#fernando alonso#biting my phone screen rn#strollonso make me crazy
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daniel running away from armand in the 70s after a couple of years of staking
#daniel: oh noooooo you're gonna get me and torture me and then bite me and make me your personal blood bag oh noo im soo scared :)#armand: ....#devil's minion#anyway my phone sent me a reminder that i saved this a year ago and i was like omg everything reminds me of them
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he can’t help but to ^_^ at the kind strangers on his puter
#this vod only existing in the worst quality known to man will always upset me he looks so cuuuuteeee im biting my phone#gogclip
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guess which boyfailure just broke down crying in a culver's !!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
#💬 ⌗ 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 . . . ✧#so im . i have to makeup an online class session right#i have to be on a zoom from 7 pm to 9#and im like cool sure i can do that but i just got out of conditioning and the crew team is going to culvers for fundraising#and like... the zoom wont be that strict right. i can have my camera off probably haha#top ten words spoken before disaster i tell u wtf#girl pulls up to the zoom call#CALLS ATTENDANCE 4 TIMES#btw#atp im in the culvers line tryna order right. she then sets down some rules#camera on. microphone has to be working#okok rudimentary stuff i can work w that right.. haha no then she goes you cant talk or laugh keep ur full face in the frame and NORMALLY t#that kinda sturff wouldnt be a probelm but im over here at culvers being big backed yk so i go ok. no worries ill lock in#so i borrow my friends knockoff airpods and sneak a couple bites in of my cheese curds but like fast sneaky and hand over mouth type shit y#anyways the tags are probably gonna get cut off so ill wrap this up. i suffer through not being able to take a bite of my burger for a good#hour and 20 minutes and thne my phone just fucking dies. after all that#i had to like dodge my friends hands in the air i had to make sure no one was in my camera frame cause girl would regularly check too#that and my lack of sleep for the past three weeks just accumulate to me sobbing in culvers im so paatheicsdafjsdl
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The End of Persona 3 Reload (2024) [2]
#Crimson's Gifs: Persona#Persona#Persona 3#P3R#P3 Reload#P3 Reload Spoilers#P3R Spoilers#Persona 3 Reload Spoilers#Aigis#Makoto Yuki#Minato Arisato#Mitsuru Kirijo#Junpei Iori#Yukari Takeba#Ken Amada#Koromaru#Fuuka Yamagishi#Akihito Sanada#This shit was so stupid bro he literally lives in the manga killing him off makes no SENSEEEE#IM BITING MY PHONE IM BITING MY PHONE IM BITING-
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okay back to panel making for a bit
size diff ehe
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I'm here for you, James. See? I'm real
#silent hill 2#james sunderland#silent hill 2 remake#im so excited im biting my phone in half#my art <3#silent hill fanart
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my cat soup is such an ipad baby shes obsessed with my phone
#if im on my phone in bed she'll just headbutt and rub her face on it#purring like a little boat motor#if i try to take photos of her she grabs it and pulls it close to her face. so she can bite it#ipad baby cat
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BICEP ???/&)?’!)?)?./$9???
#LIKEEEEEE I FEEL ILL. UNWELL. SICK. ON MY DEATH BED#HOLDING ONTO THESE PICS BY MY TEETH#DANGLING OVER A CLIFF#IM ABT TO WALK INTO TRAFFIC. IM ABT TO GET IN THE BATH WITH A TOASTER. IM GONNA CLIMB UP A CELL TOWER AND BITE THROUGH THE WIRES#tom put your dick on the phone#tom holland#tommy
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so far i have not had 30 spare minutes today but i have had two minute gaps where i keep glancing at the amanda lehan canto and smosh tag and then having silent, furious joy-induced meltdowns over the stuff im seeing from WWAD. im chewing through my walls (silently and internally bc i am in a professional setting). u all thought i was posting hard yesterday. u havent seen anything yet.
#in case its not clear i have the capacity to go So Feral over friendships in a way that can take over my body and soul and yesterdays video#and todays one are really. i really. jfc#amanda putting angela down for answers... angela stressing over getting thinga right.... knowing friends and being known.................#im losing my shit and i HAVENT EVEN SEEN THE VIDEO YET. i saw the clipof angela sahing she gets competituve about loving her friends and#showing them she listens and wanted to bite my phone in half.#ive also had some caffeine. that probably isnt helping. but this is mostly just genuine feral-ness from loving friendship#smosh#amanda lehan canto#angela giarratana#amangela
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On second thought…. I think this may be the max amount of rendering my brain is capable of doing in one day
#HAVEN#HAVEN IM FUCKIAJANENFJR DYING OUT HERE#IM DECEASED#IM GONNA KILL PEOPLE#BITING AND GNAWIENFHFJSNJDHDN FHFHFHFHEJSLEKGNE#FUCKSIWNG CHRIST#HOW DO I#ENGKISH LANGUAGE FAILING ME RN#HFHSNAKQKWKEKVKDKAMSMMW#cannot express how much i had to STOP MYSELF from looking back at my asks over and over and giggling#HDHFBFBEBWNAND LOOK AT HIMMMM#HAVEBFBFNRNENENTIIGRM#SHAKING YOU#SHAKING YOU SO HARD LIKE A MARACA HOSJAHWNAMAORIGJJFJSSJKNANNRNGJGKDKWK#IM GONNA THROW UP /POS UGIGIGJGJFJFJFBEBEWJJW#I HAVE TO CANNIBALIZE PEOPLE RIGHT NOW THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I CAM EXPRESS THIS#I NEED TO THROW MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM OR SOMETHINGGGGGG#IJDJDJENAKWKRFJ#BUT THATD ALSO MEAN I CANT SIT HERE AND KICK MY LWGS ABT THIS FHHAUSUGHHH#BLOWS MYSELF UP WITH MIND LASERS#IMPLODES#aethers asks
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can i share a secret with you guys the one and only reason why i don't want to see wicked is because i hate how ariana looks in the movie so much that it makes me angry every time i see her in character
#like normally id at least want to check it out and give it a fair shake. but i simply Can't w this.#i have been biting my tongue out of fear that my issue is like . appearance shaming this woman somehow#but to be honest with you i think its more an issue of styling#like sure maybe part of it is just. that im still not used to seeing her actually look white so she looks sickly but#her skin tone + the blonde hair + the specific (ugly) shade of pink they have her in + the much maligned color grade of the trailers#it all makes her look so washed out and lifeless. she literally looks sick!#could nobody add some depth to her hair color or choose a better shade of pink for her?? something with ANY undertone??#i HATE looking at her in this role i hate the posters i hate the dolls i hate the trailer i hate the wicked 'dont use your phone' amc psa.#avpost#ive only talked to one person about this it was my coworker and she said theres speculation of some serious issues w her#which i dont feel comfortable spreading around bc its just celeb gossip but in the moment i was like.#you know what i wont count that out at least its *an* explanation for why she suddenly looks like an animated corpse???
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you have seen klav gav proseka... now i hit you with kris prosseka... wahts next? gavin bros proseka?? maybe.... tehehehehehe
#ace attorney#kristoph gavin#apollo justice#project sekai#min-rolls for gavin...#anyway kris + mizuki paralells blah blah blah blah#apollo is fucking HAUNTED by miku for his entire life#this comic has no plot except that kris bites his phone when he gets a bad pull...#shoult lol#anyyywayyyyyy#im o sleepy please ignore if this looks like.#ell#shit? yeah#lol#my art?#mo art#i keep forgetting my fucking own tags...
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when all else fails i know i need to outlive horrible public figures so i can celebrate their deaths
#like i need to be here for the day jkr dies. and the orange man and the tesla man#whose names i dont even want to type out cuz im gonna throw up on my phone from the hatred boiling over#if the next canadian pm is conservative then ill wait for his death too#thats all there is sometimes. i will outlive u if it kills me and dream of pissing on ur grave#dream bc i wouldnt spend a dime travelling to someones stupid grave no matter how much it needs to be pissed on#x#OH and i was reading abt the jim pattison group earlier. jim pattison is old as fuck thats a billionaire ripe to expire#and we are popping bottles. it feels like every fucking thing in western canada is owned by jim pattison including my fucking employer#bite it billionaire
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FUCKING?? LAFAYETTE WITH GABRIELLE??? US AND LOUIS ???????? IM GOING TO CRY HOW PRECIOUS
#AHHHHHHHHHHHHH#I JUST LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH#im gonna BITE MY PHONE#dress up time princess#dutp#dutp queen marie#dutp lafayette#dutp louis#dutp louis xvi#dutp gabrielle#dutp marie#dutp mc#the blogger says words#time princess#ue ue ue (sound of crying)
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