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bespinnn · 1 year ago

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i ADORE him

#HES SO COCKY #IM BITING MY PHONE #ewan mitchell

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scrollonso · 8 months ago

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his tattoo is always on my mind

#im slowly becoming a nando girlie #atp im an aston martin girlie #im gonna be in love with lawrence next #f1 #formula 1 #aston martin #fernando alonso #biting my phone screen rn #strollonso make me crazy

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collegeboysam · 2 months ago

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daniel running away from armand in the 70s after a couple of years of staking

#daniel: oh noooooo you're gonna get me and torture me and then bite me and make me your personal blood bag oh noo im soo scared :)#armand: ....#devil's minion #anyway my phone sent me a reminder that i saved this a year ago and i was like omg everything reminds me of them

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gogciety-moved · 10 months ago

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he can’t help but to ^_^ at the kind strangers on his puter

#this vod only existing in the worst quality known to man will always upset me he looks so cuuuuteeee im biting my phone #gogclip

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mondaymelon · 2 months ago

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guess which boyfailure just broke down crying in a culver's !!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

#💬 ⌗ ��𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 . . . ✧#so im . i have to makeup an online class session right #i have to be on a zoom from 7 pm to 9 #and im like cool sure i can do that but i just got out of conditioning and the crew team is going to culvers for fundraising #and like... the zoom wont be that strict right. i can have my camera off probably haha #top ten words spoken before disaster i tell u wtf #girl pulls up to the zoom call #CALLS ATTENDANCE 4 TIMES #btw #atp im in the culvers line tryna order right. she then sets down some rules #camera on. microphone has to be working #okok rudimentary stuff i can work w that right.. haha no then she goes you cant talk or laugh keep ur full face in the frame and NORMALLY t #that kinda sturff wouldnt be a probelm but im over here at culvers being big backed yk so i go ok. no worries ill lock in #so i borrow my friends knockoff airpods and sneak a couple bites in of my cheese curds but like fast sneaky and hand over mouth type shit y #anyways the tags are probably gonna get cut off so ill wrap this up. i suffer through not being able to take a bite of my burger for a good #hour and 20 minutes and thne my phone just fucking dies. after all that #i had to like dodge my friends hands in the air i had to make sure no one was in my camera frame cause girl would regularly check too #that and my lack of sleep for the past three weeks just accumulate to me sobbing in culvers im so paatheicsdafjsdl

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crimescrimson · 9 months ago

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The End of Persona 3 Reload (2024) [2]

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tadaoren · 5 months ago

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okay back to panel making for a bit

size diff ehe

#venture #mummy venture #overwatch #im gay for this #im biting the corner of my phone rn #like a dog

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battleaxebaby · 3 months ago

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I'm here for you, James. See? I'm real

#silent hill 2 #james sunderland #silent hill 2 remake #im so excited im biting my phone in half #my art <3 #silent hill fanart

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bearhound · 2 months ago

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my cat soup is such an ipad baby shes obsessed with my phone

#if im on my phone in bed she'll just headbutt and rub her face on it #purring like a little boat motor #if i try to take photos of her she grabs it and pulls it close to her face. so she can bite it #ipad baby cat

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tomdutch · 2 years ago

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BICEP ???/&)?’!)?)?./$9???

#LIKEEEEEE I FEEL ILL. UNWELL. SICK. ON MY DEATH BED #HOLDING ONTO THESE PICS BY MY TEETH #DANGLING OVER A CLIFF #IM ABT TO WALK INTO TRAFFIC. IM ABT TO GET IN THE BATH WITH A TOASTER. IM GONNA CLIMB UP A CELL TOWER AND BITE THROUGH THE WIRES #tom put your dick on the phone #tom holland #tommy

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shesmore-shoebill · 5 months ago

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so far i have not had 30 spare minutes today but i have had two minute gaps where i keep glancing at the amanda lehan canto and smosh tag and then having silent, furious joy-induced meltdowns over the stuff im seeing from WWAD. im chewing through my walls (silently and internally bc i am in a professional setting). u all thought i was posting hard yesterday. u havent seen anything yet.

#in case its not clear i have the capacity to go So Feral over friendships in a way that can take over my body and soul and yesterdays video #and todays one are really. i really. jfc #amanda putting angela down for answers... angela stressing over getting thinga right.... knowing friends and being known.................#im losing my shit and i HAVENT EVEN SEEN THE VIDEO YET. i saw the clipof angela sahing she gets competituve about loving her friends and #showing them she listens and wanted to bite my phone in half.#ive also had some caffeine. that probably isnt helping. but this is mostly just genuine feral-ness from loving friendship #smosh #amanda lehan canto #angela giarratana #amangela

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kavalyera · 7 days ago

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Brianna on the phone with her adopted childe about to prevent a disaster 🖤

AUGHRRADE SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL IM GONNA EAT THIS PIECE OF ART AUGHRRATAUGHRHD

god this is the funniest thing ive done to dr kelley in her vtm au thus far. just like. have this guy

#THE FUCKING SILLY HERSELF⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️#my monstrosity of a woman my beautiful psychopathic piece of shit #my irredeemable blondie <3 #her fc is cate blanchett if anyone is wondering #i based her off of blanchett aoshdjhdejs #AUGHRRR #biting my pjone ahain #aogj shit the corner of my protection screen broke from my teet oj fuckl😨#i bite my phone whenever im jn love #this is how i stim :3 #AGHUGRAHHRUSGQH DR KELLEY AAGHHH UR ART IS SO BEAUTIFUL AUGHRDS #KISSING KISSING KISSING KISSING KISSING KISSING KISSING #oc: dr kelley #vtm oc #vtm #vtmb #vtmb oc #marquis asks #whump!!

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the-gayest-sky-kid · 1 year ago

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On second thought…. I think this may be the max amount of rendering my brain is capable of doing in one day

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marklikely · 14 days ago

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can i share a secret with you guys the one and only reason why i don't want to see wicked is because i hate how ariana looks in the movie so much that it makes me angry every time i see her in character

#like normally id at least want to check it out and give it a fair shake. but i simply Can't w this.#i have been biting my tongue out of fear that my issue is like . appearance shaming this woman somehow #but to be honest with you i think its more an issue of styling #like sure maybe part of it is just. that im still not used to seeing her actually look white so she looks sickly but #her skin tone + the blonde hair + the specific (ugly) shade of pink they have her in + the much maligned color grade of the trailers #it all makes her look so washed out and lifeless. she literally looks sick!#could nobody add some depth to her hair color or choose a better shade of pink for her?? something with ANY undertone??#i HATE looking at her in this role i hate the posters i hate the dolls i hate the trailer i hate the wicked 'dont use your phone' amc psa.#avpost #ive only talked to one person about this it was my coworker and she said theres speculation of some serious issues w her #which i dont feel comfortable spreading around bc its just celeb gossip but in the moment i was like.#you know what i wont count that out at least its *an* explanation for why she suddenly looks like an animated corpse???

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boobgoogler · 8 months ago

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you have seen klav gav proseka... now i hit you with kris prosseka... wahts next? gavin bros proseka?? maybe.... tehehehehehe

#ace attorney #kristoph gavin #apollo justice #project sekai #min-rolls for gavin...#anyway kris + mizuki paralells blah blah blah blah #apollo is fucking HAUNTED by miku for his entire life #this comic has no plot except that kris bites his phone when he gets a bad pull...#shoult lol #anyyywayyyyyy #im o sleepy please ignore if this looks like.#ell #shit? yeah #lol #my art?#mo art #i keep forgetting my fucking own tags...

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ducktollers · 18 days ago

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when all else fails i know i need to outlive horrible public figures so i can celebrate their deaths

#like i need to be here for the day jkr dies. and the orange man and the tesla man #whose names i dont even want to type out cuz im gonna throw up on my phone from the hatred boiling over #if the next canadian pm is conservative then ill wait for his death too #thats all there is sometimes. i will outlive u if it kills me and dream of pissing on ur grave #dream bc i wouldnt spend a dime travelling to someones stupid grave no matter how much it needs to be pissed on #x #OH and i was reading abt the jim pattison group earlier. jim pattison is old as fuck thats a billionaire ripe to expire #and we are popping bottles. it feels like every fucking thing in western canada is owned by jim pattison including my fucking employer #bite it billionaire

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