#IM GONNA KILL PEOPLE
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i cant keep posting. otherwise this will get very brutal and vulgar immediately
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On second thought…. I think this may be the max amount of rendering my brain is capable of doing in one day
#HAVEN#HAVEN IM FUCKIAJANENFJR DYING OUT HERE#IM DECEASED#IM GONNA KILL PEOPLE#BITING AND GNAWIENFHFJSNJDHDN FHFHFHFHEJSLEKGNE#FUCKSIWNG CHRIST#HOW DO I#ENGKISH LANGUAGE FAILING ME RN#HFHSNAKQKWKEKVKDKAMSMMW#cannot express how much i had to STOP MYSELF from looking back at my asks over and over and giggling#HDHFBFBEBWNAND LOOK AT HIMMMM#HAVEBFBFNRNENENTIIGRM#SHAKING YOU#SHAKING YOU SO HARD LIKE A MARACA HOSJAHWNAMAORIGJJFJSSJKNANNRNGJGKDKWK#IM GONNA THROW UP /POS UGIGIGJGJFJFJFBEBEWJJW#I HAVE TO CANNIBALIZE PEOPLE RIGHT NOW THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I CAM EXPRESS THIS#I NEED TO THROW MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM OR SOMETHINGGGGGG#IJDJDJENAKWKRFJ#BUT THATD ALSO MEAN I CANT SIT HERE AND KICK MY LWGS ABT THIS FHHAUSUGHHH#BLOWS MYSELF UP WITH MIND LASERS#IMPLODES#aethers asks
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not only are people assholes to my boyfriend randomly and so fucking often, it also comes with like refusing to admit that it could have negative feelings about that. and if he does thats actually him being the asshole
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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New hema jacket patches what up
Edit: I added photos of the other side (plus me wearing it) as a rb, fyi to y’all
#hema#the other sleeve is gonna be ‘we are here to awaken from the illusion of our separateness/pride flag/peace is every step’#ya know just so people dont think im insane#transgender#trans#queer#lgbtq#lgbt#ksbd#k6bd#kill six billion demons
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mini comic :]
#dgs#asoryuu#mine#GAY PEOPLE YEAAAAAA#sorry i just think asougi can just relax with ryuu around sniffle sniffle achoo#if my computer kills itself again im gonna. take a nice walk
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Someone in this office just asked me how my day was going
And I said
Out loud
"If I have to deal with one more idiot today I'm going to punch them in the neck"
And they didn't laugh
So I walked away
Guys
Why did I say that
Why would I say that out loud
I'm a security guard
I'm going to lose my job
#Im gonna get a call from HR#I tried to laugh it off but jfc what do I tell my boss if I get reported#Sorry boss I know that violence is a very real issue in this industry I was just having a bad day#BAD DAYS IN THIS INDUSTRY KILL PEOPLE
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late night cecilia post because i'm brainrotting so fucking bad. she's the worst
+ slapshipping nonsense below the cut because i am a degenerate
#art#saw fanart#saw x#saw franchise#cecilia pederson#amanda young#john kramer#slapshipping#kinda? ig. there is one very heated smooch occuring. its also lowkey based on that one meme lmfao#i know so many people who would kill themselves for a chance to match cecilias freak. me included.#i could not have fixed her. but i definitely would take the chance to make her worse. thank you goodnight#alien requesters i see u and i will draw more alien soon... but i made the mistake of rewatching saw x...#so now im gonna be super annoying ab it. more alien otw though i love those little space freaks#🩸art tag
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Something something tim drake who has never been put first by anyone he's ever loved in his life being told he is not only kon's first but also his only robin..... for the only thing that kon cared abt to be the fact that tim felt wanted and treasured and important to someone....., that he didn't give a damn about how other ppl might feel about what he just said....... esp knowing that he literally had his home and title and dad ripped from him in the last year......
#timkon#kontim#tim drake#kon el#timothy drake#robin#red robin#teen titans comics#dc comics#conner kent#much as im all for socializing damian#sending him to the titans was some bs#theyre all like 5 years older than him at least first of all so they r not peers in that sense#like a 17 year old is not gonna be pals w a 12 year old#second they r all tims friends. who he just recently tried to kill. so thats a FANTASTIC first impression#and he doesnt respect people so cassie being lead? that was gonna go great#rose and him got on p ok but even she's closer to tim#no wonder he was like no thanks#but beyond all of that imagine the message that sent to tim???#'i dont want u and i'll bet ur friends r cool with you being replaced too'#i was so glad kon said smn tbh#superboy
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A moment of mourning for Sakura for words she would have once given anything to hear from Sasuke....
Kind of followup to THIS comic.
But she and Saeko have had their revenge for Enji, and Sakura has had time to heal and find closure. She won't be any good to Sasuke because she's already left that path, and she won't abandon her coven/responsibilities either.
She's learned alot about Konoha over the past few years, and has to a big degree, deprogrammed herself from the Leaf's propaganda thanks to all her teachers and some brutal life experience, so she doesn't actually care if Sasuke were to raze the entire council/kages to the ground- but there ARE people (ino, Kakashi, lee, naruto etc-) who she loves and wants to protect, so she'll stay, for them.
Sasuke, for his part, is happy to have someone just verbalize that they empathize with his pain and that his desire for revenge is justified, though he's doesn't have the bandwidth to really understand where Sakura is right now, emotionally.
In this AU I kind of had an end for Sasuke where he is pardoned, but never returns to the village, though he does pass by once in a blue moon. When he does, Sakura (who doesn't end up living IN the village as much as in the forests of Konoha like their own little witch of the woods) is there to help with healing/supplies and they do end up as good, yet distant friends.
Once again, thank you so much for all the support and really nice questions/kind words for this AU!!! <3 <3
#naruto#haruno sakura#sasuke#coven!sakura#sakura speedrunning the stages of grief for her younger self as sasuke finally wants her to come along#but sakuras a different person now...and what she needs sasuke can't give#I personally HC Sasuke as aroace so I'm not really shipping him with anyone except healing.#healing/sasuke#justice/sasuke is that a tag? im gonna make it one lmao#Also she's hoping that the venn diagram of people she loves and who sasuke wants to kill don't intersect#if sasuke came for the council she'd just be grabbing the popcorn#also don't we love how LATE i am to these asks? im so sorry peeps
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seriously cut it out with the suicide shit you privileged insensitive fucks
#im sorry im mad about this#you cannot call yourself progressive in any way if your immediate reaction when the pressure gets put on you and you personally is to start#talking about how youre gonna kill yourself. millions of people in exponentially worse situations fight tooth and nail but as soon as the#chips are down all white middle class usamericans can do is talk about how theyre gonna blow their brains out#🫀
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i take it back im not sleeping the next person who uses that dazai quote for oda but not ango is getting it
#YES ODA FURTHER CONFIRMS THIS AMONG OTHER THINGS BUT DAZAI‼️ SAYS‼️ IT‼️ BECAUSE‼️ OF‼️ ANGO‼️‼️‼️#STOP PRETENDING ANGO DOESN'T EXIST#STOP PRETENDING THEY WEREN'T FRIENDS#IM GONNA KILL PEOPLE
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Florence + the Machine by Jess Gleeson
#these are just incredible and people dont post concert photography on tumblr like they used to and it kills me so im gonna start doing it#anybody who has a tracking tag and would rb florence and other concert photography plz lmk#florence and the machine#florence welch#concert photography#fatm#useroptional#sersh#useriselin#i didnt edit these bc as a photographer its fuckin annoying when i edit photos and my clients edit over my edits and then post their versio#and i will always credit and link the photographer and you should too 🤺#*
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Bruh fam yall I just had this idea instead of exiting the shower!
Danny and Dani are never seen together. Like ever by any other Hero.
It starts off as just Danny working with the others and then he goes home to tell Dani all about it. Or OR Dani really wanted to tag along with Danny to meet the others but hearing about how Superman was Danny is worried for her safety so it’s a “you can’t show yourself but you can come. If you promise me to stay hidden the entire time. Please” so she agrees and tags along. They both are probably very worried about the Justice League (since the ecto acts and the League aligned with the government)
Danny doesn’t join up per-say but he is like on call if they truly need help. Though normally he just shows up if they need him. They have no idea how he knows. Cut to one day Danny is unable to go so Dani goes in his place. Shes always gone with him so she knows everything he does right? Lord is Danny super worried about her, his protection obsession going into overdrive. He trusts her though and she goes.
Thing is shes also a bit worried about the League. She just shows up and tries her best to stay out of their way and get the job done. Then it happens. Shes called over with a “HEY! Phantom!” A deep breath to calm herself and she flys over. ‘It’s ok Dani they haven’t attacked Danny once. You ate gonna be fine’ kinda deal. Shes putting up a mask or smiles like Danny always does. She has seen him interact with the League tons of times so she can imitate his behaviour with them to a T.
This of course caused some confusion among the League “are you a girl?” And just like that she gets an idea. A great Idea! If they don’t know that there are two of them then one will always be able to save the other. Plus it would be funny. So she goes full ham into the bit. “Oh yea hehe its just how i feel.” Time to put on the sheepish Danny act of rubbing the back of her neck and looking away “I uhh hope you guys don’t mind me being a girl”
Bam they all bite. Saying stuff about being who you feel you are or whatever. Accepting her on the spot. Well accepting the fact that Danny can be whoever he feels right being. At least they aren’t complete assholes. Though The Batman is giving her this look. She decided to use that to her advantage. Better the team think the bat is homophobic than to get on her case. It works of course. If she learned anything from Vlad it’s how to put on an act. As she flies off she can even still hear the team berating The Batman for his old fashioned backwards ways. Takes everything she has not to giggle as she goes, can’t have Superman hearing that.
When she tells Danny about it he just giver her a wicked grin. It’s been ages since the gremlin duo had this kind of fun.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpxdc#dani phantom#I know a lot of people like her name as Elli or whatever and I like that too but I can’t use it#are you gonna sit there and dead ass tell me they wouldnt wanna have as much fun confusing people as possible#yes im Danny and this is Dani#kills me#sure she would wanna figure herself out and reinvent herself without Danny in mind but can’t let this joke go it’s a too much fun#god I love messing with batman so much it’s so funny#his kids are gonna be teasing him for months about this
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I think that the party's communication issues can be summed up as "man, is it awkward to tell someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with them if you've only know them for a few months? Probably."
#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time#listen they will kill for each other but also its such a short time???? like??? thats part of the tragedy tbh#like!!! yeah theyll go back to their previous lives bc who in their right minds throw out everything they were doing before for people youv#only known for a few months and it turns out all of them do bc theyre insane for each other but!!!! like!!!! thats still a big ask!!!!!#yeah lets throw out everything we've ever know to be together lets fucking go and then they do in the end!!!! but!!!#thats because theyre all are ride or die to the extreme for each other!!!!!! far more than siffrin thinks anyone will ever be for him!!!!#anyway I have a lot of feelings about the party and just how bonkers (affectionate) they are#yeah no siffrin I too would not expect people to put aside their previous lives especially if its clear they have other plans#'yeah im gonna invite myself over to your house to live here lol' yeah no I would not assume that!!!!!!!#the issue is more that issue doesnt communicate what he really wants because if they do and his family says no then... being together truly#will end so he doesnt ask so they never will get a no so it never has to end (and has his reason to keep going)#this is turning into an essay in the tags but like. God its a wild set of circumstances so#tbh Siffrin not thinking the party wants to travel together is not wild to me neither is family not communicating#them wanting to be together ALL OF THEM wanting it is... unbelivable in these circumstances#but they do bc theyre all insane and ride or die but the extent of which is a mystery to all of them#anyway thats my essay in the tags#just read the no loops fic where the adults minus siffrin all offer to bring bonnie to bambouche and had FEELINGS about it#my posts
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whats so tragic about itafushi right now is that megumi fought tooth and nail so that yuuji wouldn't have to die or sacrifice himself. He saved him from execution because he doesn't want him to die. he never told him that eating the fingers was a trigger because he didn't want yuuji to blame himself. he told yuuji to share the burden so that he wouldn't be crushed under the weight of the guilt. he gave him a new purpose to fight so that he wouldn't hesitate on his decision to live. he even planned new rules in CG just so yuuji wouldn't have to kill anyone. and he knew when yuuji was planning to sacrifice himself and wanted to stop him because he knew yuuji deserved more than that.
and now yuuji will have to do the exact thing megumi's been trying to prevent the entire series just to save him. even though megumi told him to just give up and kill him.
megumi fought for a life where yuuji won't need to sacrifice himself or feel guilty for living, and yuuji is fighting for a life where megumi is saved. and the worst part is they'll never see eye to eye because they think they don't deserve that sort of kindness.
#itafushi#theyre so tragic im gonna kill myself#all these people blaming megumi for everything... and the worst part is that he would too#he wanted yuuji to live. but because of him he had to die to save him#he'd carry that guilt with him forever#fushiguro megumi#itadori yuuji
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