#im aiming for 60

[shitouttabuck]

darling, if you only knew

buck/eddie | 3.8k | rated t

“Right,” Ravi says. “Then you have the newlywed. Pretty much impossible to even flirt with, because they’ve got this—glow around them,” he gestures to Chim, “all happy and in love with that pink hearts tunnel-vision for only their wife.” Chim twists the golden band on his finger slowly. “Huh,” he says. “It’s the ring.” “Wait a minute,” Buck says, frowning. “Hang on. She served me because I—because I’m—listen. I know it’s been a minute but I’m not some hideous beast just because I sang badly. She would totally flirt with me even if I had a ring on.” “Sure, bud,” Chim pats his back benevolently. “Sure.”

or, buck’s bad at karaoke, chimney should know better than to indulge in ring-related shenanigans, and eddie’s coping response to raging homosexual feelings is fair, given circumstances

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[ratatatastic]

or alternatively dweeb meets other dweeb more news at 11

LIGHT. LIGHT IN HIS EYES. LOOK AT EM BIG OLE EYES. LOOK AT HIM TOUCH HIS JERSEY.

GLORY BE TO THE MIKKSY SIGNED JERSEY RAAAAAAAAA

CanesWear Signing | 7.1.24

[sieglinde-freud]

shoutout to feh for giving me an awakening kid that can finally take a fucking magic hit (HE SUCKS!!!!!!!)

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

OH THEYRE GONNA GIVE HIM THERAPY

[mejomonster]

45,000 words done!!!

[genderificationbeam]

i do not know anything about whatever "transid" is (nor do i particularly want to learn i think, i dont understand it but as long as youre not doing material harm to people its not really my buisness)

however. if i see anyone in my notes or in the wild that is Not Black claiming all the trauma that comes with being a black person in a world that is Built Racist i am going to block report and eat with my bare hands

[idiaa-shroxd]

HEY HELLO I LOVE YOUR WRITING SM I'M SO JELOUS MARRY ME???/j

awww thank you so so much!! 💗💞 I absolutely would marry you (*´∀｀*) i hope you don’t mind but i checked out your blog aesthetic is literally so pretty?? i’m very jealous of people who know how to make a pretty profile!!! i adore the color it’s so pleasing to the eyes!! i also checked your writing and it’s very nice!! it’s easy to read and understand and i also respect the first post being one about deuce! <3

i also really love the genshin emotes, makes me happy to see another fan ehe so here’s one in response, as faruzan’s got to basically be my main besides wanderer because i adore her so much?? play style is absolutely fun despite only being c4 i crowned her. my wanderer is like triple crowned and has cons with a BIS but I still love faruzan so much—. she’s literally so cute!! (´・ω・)

[katamarigender]

DID YOU KNOW? you can exchange 'sleep time' for 'hours on the video game'. But warch out

[lordsardine]

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eyyyy broke 30k words on the middle grade story

[whoviandoodler]

'she would not say that' but 'she would not have such a skinny neck and face as a fat woman'

[tepidironian]

I do not think percy jackson & the olympians (og 5 books) would ever make a good adaption to any visual media. The concept and universe are extremely workable, but i think majority of the charm is in its being first person. Percy is actually written really well. He has so much Depth and goes on so many tangents and his thought processes and emotions are written out so nicely, and often they accompany deceptively simple and goofy sentences. But not out of showing not telling, the characters and percy respond in an appropriate way to whats being said and tgere are consequences. The first 5 books just feel so personal. While the series carries the idea presented in the first book well, it evolves into something else entirely purely based on percys perspective and thoughts.

Trying to cram all the nuance of this crucial element into dialogue and visual means will ruin the charm i think. For me as a huge percy jackson enjoyer, but also randoms watching it i feel like it could be just another superpower teen show/same level viewing impact as the movie.

[zukotheartist]

The day before yesterday I was looking at statistics about reading habits in different countries (average book count per year, age, most read genre, etc) and then yesterday i came across a poll here asking how many books youve read so far this year and now im wondering:

The highest I saw (not just in that poll's tags but on other socials as well) was 365! With the person in question being a lil under 300 rn.

The lowest (and no shame here! I myself have picked up reading again after a long time and it's quite the challenge) was 1! But I also saw lots of people aim for 5.

The average seems to be anywhere around 30 to 60!

And the second most common bracket (interesting that it's also the one made up of mostly late teens and early 20yos) is 10-30!

Idk if anyone will read this but if u do, id love to know more about your thought process in the tags!

(Just pls be kind to each other and no fucked up elitism lol)

[monstyra]

hey so things have still been pretty rough here so my earlier comms plans didnt quite pan out. this whole situation is over a loved ones health so i think i need to start smaller to gauge how comms will fit into my schedule rn

im aiming to open 3 comms slots for some shaped minis in the next two weeks, 60 USD +35 per extra character. ill make a proper announcement when i have the date down!

[kenzotenmaswife64]

I have finally managed to translate Grimmers note from Another Monster! Now this translation may not be accurate, but I will leave the German version below it incase you want to try to make a better translation! I do not mind if people ask me to try and translate other things from Monster that are written in German.

(I know the poll is still going but i decided to post it early)

CW for explicit topics!! ヾ(￣□￣;)ﾉ

English version Culture In the East Crushed by the West -Materialism -- The West is Flourishing-- The World Is a Utopia - physical Work Is less - Five-day week - The entertainment industry is on the rise - Free time is important - Free love - A pleasure-oriented life. Leisure is the most important value in life. Fear of free time is increasing. Hedonism as a compulsion. Compulsive sex without love. As an individual, you no longer achieve anything. A generation that kills time. Self-hatred. Boredom. Self-denial. Self-discovery Crimes out of boredom - murder = through lust = serial murders already in the 60s there has been an increasing violence The tendency is suspected. Horrible insight! In the West, more and more murders from lust - murderers by lust debunked - brainwashing - murder with the aim of lust - good Camouflage - the perfect crime executed.

German version

Kultur Im Osten vom Westen Niedergeschlagen -Materialismus -- Der Westen Blüht-- Die Welt Ist eine Utopie - Körperliche Arbeit weniger - Fünftageswoche - Unterhaltungsindustrie im Vormarsch - Freizeit wichtig - Freie Liebe - Lustbetontes leben. Freizeit wichtigster Stellenwert im Leben. Angst vor Freizeit nimmt zu. Hedonismus als Zwang. Zwanghafter Sex ohne Liebe. Als Einzelner bewirkt man nichts mehr. Generation, die die Zeit totschlägt. Selbsthaß. Langeweile. Selbstverneinung. Selbstentdeckung Verbrechen aus Langeweile - Mord = durch Wollust = Serienmorde ß hat schon in den 60er Jahren eine zunehmende Gewalt Tendenz vermutet. Grauenhafte Einsicht!

Im Westen zunehmend Morde aus Wollust - Mörder durch Wollust entlarvt - Gehirnwäsche - Mord mit Ziel der Wollust - gute Tarnung - perfekte Verbrechen ausgeführt.

[mikoriin]

Help me move out!

date. 2/22/23

Hi everyone! so i'm opening commissions for a bit, because im trying to move out of my parents place by summer. im aiming to start looking in may/june, and move by july-september. so in the meantime while i work my full time job and save up to move into my own place, i'll be taking commissions on the side. im only taking slots and i admit, the work may come at a slow pace because i do work a very taxing job full time but i need to get out on my own. however i will do my absolute best to work on these commissions on my days off, because my days off are always the days i do my art.

below is the information about my commissions, which you can also find in the image examples of my art.

Character Sketch w/ Flat Color

single character - $40 USD

couple sketch - $60 USD

Painted Portrait

single character - $150 USD

(+$50 for extra detail. max of 1 character per image)

I WILL draw:

OCs (yours or mine)

Fandom

Nudity

Anthro furries

I will NOT draw:

NSFW

Mechas

Feral Animals

you can find more art examples of mine in my #doots tag on my main blog! all examples of art used on this commission sheet are from my original story, Affinity, which you can find the blog for right at @affinitystoryblog

if you're interested in a commission from me, please DM me here on tumblr with the information about your commission! please remember to provide the proper references for your commission(s) as well as details and we can discuss it from there! ^^ all payments are done up front, however i always show the wip before i finish up the commission, just in case its not how my customer wants it. payments done through paypal! please consider supporting me!

if you can't afford to commission me you can always tip me by buying me a coffee! https://ko-fi.com/mikoriin

Sketch w/ Flat Color Slots

1 (OPEN)

2 (OPEN)

3 (OPEN)

Painted Portraits

1 (OPEN)

2 (OPEN)

[1-800-deactivatednearu]

[image description: digital art of miss pauling as a drag king. he sits on top of a stacked red briefcase and blue filing cabinet, and on the floor is an open coffee cup smeared with his lipstick. over one shoulder he holds an axe. miss pauling wears a purple suit with exaggeratedly large shoulder pads over a cropped white button up, with drawn on purple body hair visible underneath. his hair is slicked back but messy, and his eyeshadow is red on top and blue on the bottom, which look like undereye circles. his drawn on beard and mustache is a similar purple color. /end description.]

the least overworked office worker, the worlds first competitive 9 to 5'er, put your hands together for miss pauling!

not too long though, he needs to finish this report by 5. minutes.

(he/him pronouns for miss pauling (drag king variant)!)

more on this design below the cut :)

miss paulings look was first inspired by 80s womens fashion with the big shoulder pads, though i was taking it in a 80s mens fashion direction. the accessories choices were mostly decided by what i notice mens fashion show off the most, so a watch (which i thought would be in line with miss paulings battlefield work environment), a ring, and a belt . i dont think miss pauling is necessarily married, its an aesthetic decision

at some point, i realized im in american psycho territory. this happened after i gave him the axe.

all in all, an incredibly anachronistic king (tf2 is the 60s, the fashion is the 80s, the movie reference is the 2000s)

i actually had a different aim in mind with the facial hair which was to give him a five o clock shadow, but it looked either too natural or goofy. because having purple drawn on hair was the goal. which is also why the button up is cropped.

with this look being more naturalistic (if you could call it that) compared to some of the other designs i have done, it was pretty funny stopping before the makeup and realizing he looks incredibly like just some guy