#im a scientist

[eli-like-a-lie]

Today's revelation is that DARPA isn't a government organization made up by arsParadoxica but a real government agency

[tokensonsaturn]

Someone study Jeff's obsession with being tied up

[forever-deep-below-creation]

hypothesis: i make tea ✅

problem: out of milk ❌

hypothesis: i can use cream instead❔

[teesummer75]

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[evil-scientist]

Fuck it I’m gonna start something here

[kagoutiss]

dreemurr family physician

[movisual]

batman tells robin a cape is an important part of the suit but in reality he wanted something to hold that would allow him to scruff robin like a baby cat when he was going off the rails

[friedgraveyarddirt]

if you made it past the baby stage in life congrates to you, you didnt get turned to baby poweder :D

[obsob]

making and weaving and loving! like we have done for millennia!!

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

We live such different lives... come with me I can show you the beautiful intimacy of literally holding someone's heart in your hands

[therealcallmekd]

Now back to my usual nonsense, a stupid redrawing of that one Gooseworx drawing.

plus more Chujin doodles cuz i love this goober-

bottom right is Nerd to Nerd communication

[i-jus-did-your-mom]

Don’t tell me Uve never got the feeling that maybe ur bathroom is situated in another dimension

That is the reason time passes differently maybe 🙆🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[twinsyy]

as scary as it would be

when bored on genshin, i start to hope the character i presently play as just starts spouting new lines

imagine exploring fontaine as wanderer, because zoom. and you start just going around in circles because you ran out of things to do

when suddenly, an all too familiar scoff but an unfamiliar line, “do you really have nothing better to do than to make me nauseous?”

your hands freeze, letting go of controlling wanderer’s movements of going in circles. and zoom in to look at him

he holds his default expression, still staring obliviously into the distance

strange. must be a new voice line. so you check his voice lines to see if there was anything new

there was not

you convince yourself that it must be just a cool surprise hoyoverse added. to make the characters more alive

little did you know

you reach for your phone to tell some of your friends

so you don’t notice his eyes adjusting to look directly at you through the screen

[clowneyes0]

i materialize from thin air, i think this should be the first thing i post 

[screams-of-the-damned884]

lil animation from awhile ago that i did with jekyll for practice >:]

uploaded this as a video earlier except it wasn’t showing up in the tags so reposting it as a gif (rip video quality 💔💔)

[madscientistenthusiast]

Vivisections are like gay sex to me