#im a scientist

[eli-like-a-lie]

Today's revelation is that DARPA isn't a government organization made up by arsParadoxica but a real government agency

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Why is The Sims trying to make me tell my coworker and friend to go away? I'm not going to. He was at my wedding yesterday in game.

[thebuginthecornerofyourroom]

I find hard talking about my achievements with people, because it feels like I'm being a pompous asshole

[tokensonsaturn]

Someone study Jeff's obsession with being tied up

[forever-deep-below-creation]

hypothesis: i make tea ✅

problem: out of milk ❌

hypothesis: i can use cream instead❔

[lmadsadness]

Shockwave, thats a terrible way of saying I love you

[coughwheezecough]

Remember when Klaus was queer. Remember when Luthor was an astronaut. Remember when all Lila wanted was family. Remember when Five made jokes. Remember when Klaus was a veteran. Remember when Five said damn the world, where's my family.

[twinsyy]

as scary as it would be

when bored on genshin, i start to hope the character i presently play as just starts spouting new lines

imagine exploring fontaine as wanderer, because zoom. and you start just going around in circles because you ran out of things to do

when suddenly, an all too familiar scoff but an unfamiliar line, “do you really have nothing better to do than to make me nauseous?”

your hands freeze, letting go of controlling wanderer’s movements of going in circles. and zoom in to look at him

he holds his default expression, still staring obliviously into the distance

strange. must be a new voice line. so you check his voice lines to see if there was anything new

there was not

you convince yourself that it must be just a cool surprise hoyoverse added. to make the characters more alive

little did you know

you reach for your phone to tell some of your friends

so you don’t notice his eyes adjusting to look directly at you through the screen

[kagoutiss]

dreemurr family physician

[twolonelystars]

started watching zedaph hc s8 and this is what ive taken away from it so far

[monkiinart]

sigourney weaver type of night

[screams-of-the-damned84]

oh, you’ve really done it now!

[bunnieswithknives]

I feel bad for neglecting Hazel so much, I do have many thoughts about her.. and also a mermaid au that im probably not going to do anything with

[evil-scientist]

Fuck it I’m gonna start something here

[movisual]

batman tells robin a cape is an important part of the suit but in reality he wanted something to hold that would allow him to scruff robin like a baby cat when he was going off the rails

[meziniart]

Something about science and PDAs