#im a mess rn

[napping-sapphic]

Crazy how i’m not being kissed hard enough to forget everyone who has ever hurt me rn

[osaemu]

dazai's forced silly voice at the end of the scene....

[nihilismtrcit]

played dress-up today

[starrspice]

I just binged all of Good Omens in like 2 days and I am NOT normal

[f0rever15elf]

The Astarion brain rot is real and all I can think of is Astarion asking Tav to describe what he looks like since he hasn't seen himself in 200 years and they IMMEDIATELY begin practicing drawing in secret so they can show him eventually how beautiful he is and I'm not crying you're crying

[leelesbo]

“ i think id do just abt anything u asked me to at this point. “ fuck, don’t tempt me ♡♡

I hope you enjoy the edible, sweet pup! i wish i could join you. im thinking about giving you just the gentlest touches on your dyke dick, im probably dripping cum onto yours from mine, maybe id just gentlyyyy slowly start to frot and rub against your tip but just for a second before pulling back, taking the sensation away from you. I’ll have brought my makeup brushes along just to humiliate you, eager to use them, and id see your eyes widen. the fluffy light touch so gently tickling and teasing your dicks tip as you let out gasps and other noises just from that. id tease you for how sensitive you are (because i know you are!) and id let you cry out for me as i continued the touches and teasing - you can moan your pretty moans but they’ll turn into mostly squirming and crying soon enough. I’d give you occasional licks. I can’t believe how good you squirm for me. It’s so funny how easily this gets you off, but I love being able to torture you. Keep struggling against me like it’ll do any good, by the way, it only makes it more fun for me to watch a cute butch try to pull away from my grasp. I want you seeing stars. - 🐗

fucking hell. ohhg my fgod

i. felt this. i canttttr im squirming so bad i felt every bit of this ur so good with words i literally don’t stand a fuckign chance plsshsjf

all i can think of saying rn is ‘please’ and idek what im begging for at thjs point ,,,

[mintedwitcher]

Here's what I want for the coma arc, specifically re the firefam:

Bobby and Athena stepping wholly into their roles as Buck's chosen parent figures - bonus points if Margaret and Philip decide to come and have to get their info about Buck from Bobby or Athena

Chris acknowledging Buck's role in his life, or Eddie and Chris talking about Buck's role in their lives, preferably in the room. Just. Make it clear that Buck's not just a family friend to the Diazes.

We know that Hen and Chim see Buck like their own little brother but god, I want it to be said. I want a parallel to Chim at Albert's bedside talking about his brother surviving. I want Hen to come in with books to read to Buck because she needs him to know he's not alone, even if he can't actually hear her (a parallel to her saying goodbye to her own comatose father, if you will)

I just. I need them to say it. Buck has always been the most insecure about his place in their lives, and while he's grown enough over the seasons to accept that they love him, I still need them to say it. I need them to say, outright, that they love him and that he's family to all of them.

And for fuck's sake I need Eddie to be there when Buck wakes up. Every other time Buck's been in hospital, he's had Bobby, Carla, Maddie. I need this one, this time, to be Eddie.

[hotgirlmeg]

this happening while I'm on my period it's like the universe hates me fr

[diabolikpersonals]

I have a new shuuma fic rec for you!! the hand that feeds you by salty_succubus!

one chapter, shu/yuma established relationship, shu is the vampire king and yuma is his right hand man

[furrbbyx]

Fuck Monster March is coming

[osaemu]

i want to shamelessly add onto that “dazai w/ a sensitive tummy” hc and mention how red he’d get if you surprised him with a backhug and slide your hands under his shirt, gliding your fingers from his abdomen to below his waistband & into his boxers :3 gets red to his ears and starts breathing hard… he’s so (๑>◡<๑)

ok yeah on one hand we have dazai who doesnt get thrown off by anything and who can basically predict the future BUT guys flustered dazai has me in a CHOKEHOLD. if u give him a back hug and start gettin a little handsy ohhhh my god dazai would be all squirmy and his face would turn sooo red. cult this is gonna be stuck in my head forever omg...

[mintchip-lover]

Me when I go looking for old vent art and I find old vent art

[sketchy-tour]

I need him to bury me in affection right now

[ethosiab]

uh yeah shes real scary huh etho

[slavhew]

thinking about how dean's hair got darker and he got paler from skipping missions + how probably the most he smiled was when hank was telling him abt those

[crystallizsch]

good morning jamil