#im a mess ayyyy

[demonkeeperdark]

I had this cover play first earlier today and right after...

I had the original play?

Then...this song comes on a little bit ago...

And now i had this one play with the same title (not a cover)

???????

Edit: forgot to mention they were back to back

[candy8448]

One of my favorite things to do as a genderfluid person who is only out to some of her friends is messing with my group of cis male friends (who dont know) and having them constantly question my gender.

Like, in drama our teacher will tell us that we need to play a character who is our gender (so i have to play a female) so im usually the one to say "but what if im trans tho"

"But youre wearing a skirt, unless you're a femboy"

(Walking in from somewhere else) "Yeah i am"

*chaos ensues in our little corner of the drama studio*

One of my friends just uses they/them pronouns for i think everyone apart from the other guys in our group because we have a quite a few mutual friends that go by they/them

"They (me) walk to school every day though"

"They? It's 'she'!"

"Is it really though? 🤨"

One time one of them asked me straight up what i identify as and i panicked and said "that is a secret only i know" and he just kinda sighed and we kept on walking

There are so many more occurances of just "what if i am a guy tho?"

"How do you know that i am a woman though?"

"Am i really?"

Im kinda tempted to one day just say that i am actually a trans girl who joined the school as a female and just give so much information that it must seem that its real (tho im afrain that one of them who was in my primary school will remember and know that its not real)

"I need a goth girlfriend"

"Yeah we all need a goth girlfriend, even [trans guy friend who hardly ever shows up to school]"

"Yeah"

"Including me"

*synchronised "AYYYY!!"s* *procedes to get told off by teacher for not focusing*

Im pretty sure they're all pretty cool with being gender non confirming, considering we're also friends with that trans guy, one of them is friends with my non-binary frend, two of them hang out with my other friends (who i am out to) and are pretty cool with this stuff and the other does keep of playing around with gender norms but im kinda afraid they wouldn't understand genderfluid properly and say how it is weird since i have heared them speaking a lil like that sometimes (not hate, just confusion) so ye

Playing around and having them three keep qyestioniing my gender identity is very funny though and i might not tell them just to keep this up XD (at least ill keep it up till it's not funny anymore or till the end of the school year comes around)

So i have a non-binary friend (he/they) and he has a friend that i sometimes talk to but rarely (cishet girl, very cool ally)

She ships me and another of our cis male friends (different guy from the other story, many of our year group shipped us for the past 5 years, im not very sure why)

She was like "so im pretty sure [cis male friend (M)] is gay, but if that's the case, how would he be dating you? Unless you are a boy?"

But then i was very awkward cuz i dont want to say im cis (kinda got a rule for myself and for the friends im out to where they cant outright tell anyone, but if someone explicitly asks my gender, they can tell them)

So i just kinda leaned awkwardly said quietly "not today im not" and she just went, "aahhhhh, so ill tell M that you're available sometimes :))))"

So that's how i came out as genderfluid to my friend's friend

[thatcheeseycandle]

//SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 31 OF IN PURSUIT OF SELF

DING DING DING IVE REBLOGGED THE CHAPTER ITS TIME FOR THE REACTION TO IPOS CHP 31 WOOOOOOOOO

AGHGHSHDHFBFHSB THE TITLE CARD, AS ALWAYS, GOT ME HYPEDDDD AUDISJHA HD JSHANCBANDNDN

Wiat HWTA WHAT WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED?????

Ay AYYYYYY GREEN ARROW HERE AS EMPTIPNAL SUPPORT BEHAKAHDHD

AweewjahddvAJWSHAHDBDB FOUND FAMILY MOMENT NUMBER ONE

Oh no OH GOSH TORNADO- BEHAHAHAHHAHDJAHDHAHAH NGL WHEN I FIRST HEARD OF IT TOO I HAD THE SAME FEELING HEHAHAHDBNA

Okay boiler sludge is a fair name for it actually HEHAJHDNNNFNF

Oh OH TRUST ME TORNADO THEY REALLY ARE-

Arrow ARROW JUSKO- THE CATS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN THEY REALLY ARE-

Ay AY AN ARGUEMENT???? OKAY IM KINDA RECALLING ON WHAT IT COULD BE- WAIT PARDON????? OKAY THATS GOOD ARROWS TRYNA YKNOW BE GOOD

helahdDGHELAUSGD I NEEDED A FEW SECONDS TO PROCESS WHAT SHE JUST SAID IM SORRY BEHAHABDHD

I JUST GOT A QUICK FLASHBACK TO WHAT TAW VALLEY SAID ABOUT EVERYONE FLIRTING WITH SCOT WHEN I REAF THAT AND I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD BE TRUE NGL

Oh to be not famous and oh to just live peacefully- (insert very loud opera music)

Yes YES FIESTY TORNADO BEHAHF

AHEHAHDBD YES TORNADO ONE OF THE TRUEST WORDS YOUVE EVER SAID THEY ARE A CUTE COUPLE

Im sorry TAW VALLEY SAID WHAT NOW???? OHHHH BOYYY IM ALL EARS I REALLY AM IM ALL EARS ALL EYES AND EARS

Ohhh OHHHSHSHDHDKDBD TORNADO YKNOW ITS TIME SHE LEARNT ABOUT THE LOVE TRIANGLE THOSE TWO HAD BEHAJAHHDHS

Im very VERY EXCUTED THIS BIT NOW GOT ME EXCITED FOR THE NEW BLOG HEKAHFKD OOOHH THE TENSION

Ay AY AY WHAT WHATAFAQ TRURO???

Wait WINSTON KNEW?? HE KNEW ABOUT NORTH WHATAGBSADAKAKA HOW WHEN HUH

Oi OI WAIT AYYYY GOLD AND DP1 LETS GOAOAYDJFB THEYRE HERE

Yeah YEAHH THE COOL KIDS BEJAJDH

Ph wait.. OHW AHATA WAIT WIAY IS TRURO GONNA TURN HUMAN??? IS HE???

Wait WINSTON ITS STARTING TO STACK IP HES GONNA TRUROS GONNA DO IT

Truro TRURO YOU LITTLE YOU DO LOOK GOOD FOR GODS SAKE

Oh OH? WELL.. YEAH I MEAN NGL TRURO HAS A POINT NOW CONSIDERING THAT- BUT STILL HES RIGHT YEAHHH

Yeah YEHJAFJJAHAHSBC

Lady WHATSG OH EHS GONNA GO HES GONNA TODAYS THE DAY HES GONNA DO IT

WOAH WOAGDHQOWAOAGD AYAYAYAY AY AY AY

Oh Gold COME ON- THEYRE MORE THAN RELIABLE THEYRE COOL AND LOTS MORE WORDS I DONT REMEMBER BUT I KNOW FIT THEM

Ayy AYYY YEAHHAHAGD

Wait WIAT KING EDWARD II KING WDMEJSH YEAH SHAKR HER OFF DO IT DO ITYOU CAN DO IT YOU CNA DODO TUTJTKTTTT

King ed wjandd KING ENEEWARDD AHSHGKGJJA NAOOOOOO

Wait wait WAIR SIRNGEL??! 1??1?11!5????? WHATDTH

God HE HAS TO REST SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A BREAK-

As soon as I read King George's dialogue I STOOD UP FORM MY BEAD WYAYYEHAHAHSHDHHAHAHAHAHA FINALALAAAYSYYYYYY SHES DEAD SHES GONE SHES GONNA DIE FINALALALDTHAJ 1ST HNWNSNDBD

Ohhh OIHHOHOHOJJ GETETEVHER TSTNANEIRJT YEAHHH LET SGOGOOOOO SHES FINALLYYYYYYY SHES FINALLY DONE FOR LETS GOGOOOOO

Guess shes GOING BACK TO HISTORY CLASS HEJAHFMEKDNFB SHES FINALLY GONNA BR DONE FOR FIMALFYAHBD AFTER SO LONG SHES FINALLYYYY DONE

YOU LTIYKTLEE YOU LITTLESHE IS NOT THAT IF SHE WERENT THERE THE PLACE WOULD PROBABLY BE A MESS

Yes YES EYSGSGDYE GO STANIER HO GOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOO

OHGOHIHOGODOGOHOHON CAINE WAS HER SON????????? NOW PEOPLE THAT IS HOW YOU CONNECG PEOPLE TOGETGER IN WRITING OHGMSUODJSHFBFB I DIDNT WHAT OKAY I DIDNT EXPECT THUS GOGYSMFUUSUFKCJV

ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE????????? GWARATAHSGAGSRA

YOU LTITKLEE MS PARSOSN WHWY WODYSLS DYOSUDBDOTVRHAISI WHY OWUDLD YOU DO THIS TO US WHY WHAYHSHAAAAAAAA

SHE DIDNT HAVE TO DO IT

I had to pause form typing CAUSE MU GODOSHDB I COUDLTJNS LOSE KING EDWARD II ISTG ATLEAST KING GEORGE

MY HEART IS NOT OKAY.

Oughfjfhgv OUGUFJSHF GOD THIS BIT HURT ME THE MOST AGAGSHAHAGGAHAHAA

Oh OH TRURO IS THERE TRUROS THERE YUP WERE ONTO TRURO'S POV NOW

Somebody IMSOEEBOSDY COVER HIS EYES HE CANT SEE HIS FIANCE LIKE THSI HE CANT NOT NOW AAAAAAA

Mallard MALLARD YOU LITTLE AAAAAAVSHRJWHAGDHF NO YOU DO NOT CALL TRURO THAT MY GOSH

I needed a moment of silence to process what just happened.. WHATA WHAT. IM VERY CONCERNED FOR TRURO AND GADWALL- BUT HEY ATLEAST GADWALL CAN TALK NA CAUSE YKNOW ITS GONNA COME IN HANDY

Oh OHHHH WE GOING TO PENDENNIS HERE WE GO

I almost REHFELL GOFF MY BREBD IS THAT HIS TRUE NAME?????? NO WAY HE JUST USED HIS TRUE NAME OGHAMFUSYAJDB

"But it is hard to convince myself of my worth." HERE COMES THE TEARS THEYRE FLOWING

Im aorry CLUNC ASYLE DID WHTACA NOW? SHE HAS THE NERVE TO SAY THAT CAUSE ITS RICH THAT A FACT SHE'S TECNICALLY TOGETHER WITH UNION

BEHEJABDBSHS POOR PENDENNIS HES JUST CONFUSED ON HOW TRURO DID THAT HEHAHAHDBHWBDHDNDMSA

AQERJAUEYEHDB AWESHSB ITS OLD ART OF TRURO AND SCOT AT THE ENSNWHAJDHSNFB

And hey I FINISHED IT BEFORE DINNER HRJAHDNDHF WELL DONT I FEEL FULL ENOUGH TO NOT EAT EHAJDBD (full of tears HEKSFBS)

WOOO OKAY THAT WAS ANOTHER EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER EXCEPT THE MAIN EMOTION WAS SHOCK SO YEAH ANOTHER WELL-DELIVERED PLOT THAT HAD EACH BIT OF IT SMOOTHLY YET SHARPLY DELIVERED

Conclusion: A VERY WELL WRITTEN FANFIC BY REDWYVERNWRITES

(Im very VERY hyped for next chapter BEJAHDJDGC)

[crowning-art]

TGCF SPOILERS

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THEY TURNED INTO A FREAKING SWORD?!?? THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME I CANT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY

THIS IS BASICALLY THEM LMAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING

I never thought I would EVER use a transformers gif for TGCF of all things 😂

Stop Qi Ying is a literal puppy it's so adorable

Yin Yu had already snuck behind someone’s back to hide, but he was instantly picked out by Quan Yizhen. He jumped up and shouted, “SHIXIONG!”

Of all the reactions...this guy's reaction to hualian kissing is smt else lmao

Pei Ming: “Ho ho.”

Ok Santa Claus

AND THEN THIS MESS OF A CONVO OH MY GOD AND Qi Ying like ohhh that's how u borrow powers and everyone's like ok, who's gonna tell him?

Xie Lian accidentally choked a bit and only then did he break away. He didn't dare to look down, and shouted towards the sky, “B BORROWING SPIRITUAL POWERS! I’M ONLY BORROWING SPIRITUAL POWERS! VERY PROPER!”

Mu Qing was shaken too. “YOU DIDN’T NEED TO DO THIS TO BORROW SPIRITUAL POWERS THOUGH??? JUST A SLAP OR A SMACK OR SOMETHING WOULD’VE BEEN FINE???”

Xie Lian didn’t know what he was saying anymore, either, and cried randomly, “HAHAHAHA! I’VE BEEN SEEN THROUGH! IT’S NOT ACTUALLY BORROWING ANY SPIRITUAL POWERS! HAHAHAHA…”

FINALLY! JUN WU TOOK SO LONG TO COME DJJDJDJF but hey he's here to save the day!!

This was so poetic and like metaphorical but I'll explain that metaphor some other day lol

After Xie Lian stopped controlling it, that giant stone divine statue was still obediently lying on the ground, a gigantic, exquisitely-sculpted thing. Now that it’d fallen down, it also looked like a small mountain.

Imagine being Qi Ying and waking up and finding yourself in this random demonic place, and then u knock out, and you're a doll and you knock put and suddenly u r being forced into being a sword lmaoo

However, Quan Yizhen was confused. “Why am I going to the west? Just what exactly are we doing right now?”

No one could blame him for not knowing what was going on. Perhaps, he was confused the entire way: Why was he beaten? Why was he buried inside a wall? Why was he turned into a daruma doll? And why did he have to turn into a sword, too? There was not a single point where he’d figured out what was happening.

I CALLED IT AGAIN!!! (I think! I'm pretty sure I did...somewhere) but Goushi was so suspicious I KNEW IT

If Guoshi truly lived in this world for longer than Jun Wu, then the possibility he was one of the Four Guardians of the Crown Prince of Wuyong was even greater!

AYYYY HEAVEN'S EYE IS BACK! Love those funky losers lol

Wait, oh my God wait no oh my God no this has got be a joke, like my heart acc cracked PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS JUST A JOKE that poor beggar with his limbs cut off....was wind Master? Our beloved wind Master???? I literally feel like crying my heart is breaking so much

DID HE XUAN REALLY HAVE TO DO ALL THAT??? WAS THIS REALLY WHAT BROUGHT HIM SATISFACTION AHDUDJDJD UGHHHH IM SO PISSED AND SAD AND UPSET AND ANGRY AND EVERYTHING

My poor beloved wind master....

I am so sad 😔

[sicko-phant]

im so drunk rn im so sorry im trying to make you laugh while also trying to get pics it's messed up im so sorry but also ayyyy

I forgive you

[moochou-eats-paper]

Sumarry of 2023 in art

I know that’s spelt wrong I’m too lazy to change it. ALSO im a baby tumblrina and my art style has developed a ton since I got here so you won’t have seen some of these. :3

january

please ignore bad quality in pictures

February:

none that I can find so have this

march:

what are those proportions 💀 April:

May:

June:

none again, February and may were depressing artistic block months.

July:

August:

This is me :D

September:

again none :/

October:

October was art peak (i think) and was mainly me messing with refined bits of finding my art style. I couldn’t choose a best one so have a bunch.

November:

ayyyy the ryemackerel dtiys

December:

Not finished yet but these are my designs :D

have a lovely new year y’all

[virgendelosmataderos]

is my anxiety going to kill me one day? most likely than you think. and thatn i think. and than ev e r ymone thInk s.

[myladyvesta]

mumza as the goddess of death - a dsmp lore thought

hello fellow dream smp enjoyers I have had a THOUGHT - tldr at the bottom!!

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So! Phil has been teasing a mysterious “her” who is the cause of the enchanted forest that popped up around Techno’s cabin. Obviously, everyone heard this and immediately went: MUMZA, and I absolutely agree. So, acting under the assumption that Mumza will be a canon character, I’d like to bring up one of my favorite headcanons:  “Mumza is the goddess of death”

We know that when people lose all three canon lives, they go to limbo. As the goddess of death, would one of Mumza’s domains be limbo? And if that was the case, wouldn’t she be in control of it, and have the ability to pull people out of limbo and back to the real world?

Now bear with me, one of the most important plot points right now is that Dream has the ability to revive people, and has already revived both Tommy and Wilbur, respectively. BUT remember WHY Dream has the ability to do this! Although it has been destroyed (supposedly), Dream gained the ability to revive people through the knowledge in the revive book. But where did he get that? It was given to him by Jschlatt.

This makes me wonder, where did Schlatt get that knowledge to begin with? Where did the revive book even come from, and how did Schlatt get his hands on it? Did he write it himself, a compilation of his own tests and studies in pursuit of forbidden knowledge? Or did he steal it from someone before he even came to the dream smp?

What if... in some way... Schlatt stole the knowledge of how to revive people from Mumza (and now she has come to reclaim it)?

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tldr; what if mumza is the goddess of death and schlatt stole the knowledge in the revive book from her

[zombiesama]

whenever someone follows me for my art im like “oh no. this blog is mostly me rambling im so sorry”

[lansyuan]

tfw you try to preform cpr but instead accidentally make out with your sort-of-but not-really-boyfriend and gay panic so hard that you run away into a forest

[switch-writer]

Take it back. (Childe + Diluc + Kaeya)

A/N: AYYYY IM BACK FROM MY GRAVE. So, Ngl, I got this request months ago around the time I started genshin impact, so, I’m so sorry this took so long! My writing inspiration went away and my schedule got really busy so I just pushed it off for the longest time. However, even with my busy schedule, panicking of Christmas being 4 to 5 days away, along with my messed up sleeping schedule as of recently, I pushed this fic out to have it out of the way! I hope this is oki since I was speed writing, panicking, and first time writing Childe. Along with the fact I haven’t wrote a bunch recently. But I hope this Anon enjoys this! <3

Word Count: 1719 (not including edits I made later)

Warnings: Pure fluff, Tickles, swearing (I don’t think I swore this fic but just in case)

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Well, granted, this was an unexpected pairing to see, let alone actually hanging out when it’s off time or completely unneeded. However, the traveler managed to drag Childe to Mondstadt despite the odds. Especially since the harbinger apparently has been stalling a trip there for a while to check on a few recruits. So, here they were.

Of course The Traveler, or rather Aether, had introduced him to a few people along with pointing out a few places in the main town. However, they happened to run into the cavalry captain. Which, you’d think he’d be hesitant on trusting the fatui member so easily…

Welllll, they just sorta…clicked personality wise, there wasn’t much of a fight with gaining trust it seemed when it came to Kaeya. Deep down he was planning on being careful with this, but was definitely willing to get along with Childe. While Tartaglia was completely alright with this, not even a lot of hesitation. Why?

The traveler knew Kaeya, along with the personalities clicking. But mostly the first part. He was willing to trust the traveler’s judgment here.

So, conversations flowed as they did, both the ginger and darker navy haired male got along finely, Aether of course sooner or later got dragged away by those wishing to hang around with him, despite his insistence, Kaeya happened to convince him all was well. Though, of course the blonde immediately made both the harbinger and captain promise to meet them somewhere by the end of the night. That happened to be a certain bar.

Now, granted, it wasn’t Kaeya’s first choice. Aether just dropped the name, Childe mentioned he’s only heard good things about the drinks, and the two agreed. Well, at least him and Diluc are on… Ehh terms. They’re starting to warm up to one another once more… well, as much as they could while being still distanced.

Soon, it was nightfall. After hours of the tavern actually. However, they just began to head over, especially since they both knew Aether would get there later than after hours from being swooped away a bunch. Plus, it was a lot more peaceful.

“You know, you didn’t seem to enjoy the idea of the Angel’s Share at first.” Childe decided to point out, walking with Kaeya who had his hand loosely in his pocket. “Heh. It isn’t that whatsoever. It just happens that my brother works there.” “And that’s a bad thing?” Childe asked curiously, not seemingly catching on.

“Nono. It’s just he doesn’t have a very fond view of me. Of course he tolerates me occasionally, however, still touchy.”

Childe gave a nod, thinking over those words for a moment before smiling slightly. “So, in response, you take a harbinger into the tavern with you?” The ginger joked with Kaeya, causing the knight to let out a small chuckle. “Yep. That’s the plan.” Kaeya spoke out before walking to the door of the Angel’s Share, giving a knock on the stern wooden door.

. . .

“Hm, well, perhaps not then—“ the door swung open, revealing a slightly tired but still working vision wielder. “Ah, nevermind! Lovely to see you brother.” Diluc scoffed as he rubbed his eyes, seemingly slightly distracted as he stepped aside, allowing Kaeya and Childe in.

Though, Kaeya seemed to have a small realization once he entered the tavern with the harbinger… it’s just the fact Childe was a harbinger. Diluc wasn’t a fan of the fatui whatsoever if he had to guess, so add that to the other realizations he had today. So, the ginger and raven haired man took a seat at the bar, the red head humming as he went behind the bar.

“What do you both want as we wait for Aether?” “Dandelion Wine please! I’ve heard good things about that here.” Diluc gave a nod, beginning to make Childe’s drink as Kaeya spoke up. “I’ll have the same.” “Mhm. Assumed so.” The bartender replied to his brother, preparing the drinks and being quick with it.

Soon, the two charming and more social individuals were chatting with their drinks in hand, sharing conversation and keeping it going for a while. Childe finally took a sip of his, smiling at the unique flavor compared to what he’s used to in Liyue or his hometown. “Huh. Tastes nice, rumors were definitely true.” Diluc nodded, deciding to give a decent reply and make some conversation.

“Mhm, I’m sure it’s different from what you’re used to in Snezhnaya.”

Hold up one moment- Diluc was aware he was from Snezhnaya and yet didn't seem to care..? “Hm? You aren’t bothered by a Fatui Harbinger in your tavern, brother?” The cryo wielder asked curiously, the redhead cracking a smirk. “Mhm. The Traveler let me know in advance, unlike yourself. Aether spoke well of him despite his…ahem. Flaws.”

The ginger snickered at that comment as he took another sip of his drink, ‘minding his own business’… and by that I mean he’s completely listening in for amusement. “Heh. Well, what can I say? You aren’t always the kindest, Brother.” Kaeya took a shot at Diluc, making the redhead snap his head over to him.

“Take it back.” Kaeya let out a snicker at this immediate reaction, smirking as he set down his drink. “Make me then.”

Childe and Diluc shared a moment of eye contact, Childe immediately picking up his drink as the man with a pyro vision jumped the counter, tackling his brother. “Ah! Wait, what are you-“ “You happen to still be ticklish, Kaeya?”

Silence filled the room for a few seconds before Diluc started to scribble his fingers onto Kaeya’s sides, causing the knight to break into giggles. Though, Kaeya was refusing to go down so easily considering he began to shove Diluc off, making his brother have a hard time reaching him or standing his ground.

However, something put a stop to this as two hands grabbed Kaeya’s wrists, forcing his hands away from the bartender and above his head. “Hehe. Oh you both truly are something. Hope you don’t mind if I perhaps join this silly game of yours?” The harbinger asked with a grin starting to appear on his face.

“I- Wahait! Childe! Surely there’s a way to change your mind on who’s side you’re— gah! Tahahaking! Brohohother!”

With Childe joining Diluc, making this a team effort, Diluc decided to get it back on track and once more began digging his wiggling fingers into Kaeya’s sides, all while the ginger held Kaeya’s hands over his head.

“Wahahait! Thihihis isn’t fahahair!” “Pff- who said this was supposed to be fair? You insulted me, so you pay the price.” Diluc stated firmly, all while a smile began to form on his face, glancing over at Childe. “You wish to assist me with him?”

“Oh, it’d be an honor to join the fun.” Childe jokingly replied, using one hand to continue holding Kaeya’s hands above his head, his free hand started to poke and massage into Kaeya’s ribs, making him start to laugh gently, squirming about and such.

“Thank you, Childe. I tell you, he’s so squirmy and then he whines about everything, including this despite him insulting me without an issue.” Diluc chatted casually as if he wasn’t wrecking his brother, which Childe snickered at. Though, he didn’t do much other than that, after all, he whines whenever this type of thing would happen. Can’t be super hypocritical.

“D-DihihiLUHUC!” Kaeya began to squeal at the feeling of his hips now being squeezed by no one other than his usually more standoffish man he called his brother. “Yes, Kaeya?” “STOHohop thihiHIHIS! I CAHAHAN’T HAHAhahandle this!”

“Well, he did ask you to take it back Kaeya, so do tell us, do you take it back?” Childe chimed in with a teasing manner, Diluc appreciating the playful tone the hydro wielder had, considering it perfectly suited with the scenario.

“IHIHI- Ohohokahahay! Maybe it wahahAHAS TOO MUHUHUC! BUHUT THIHIS IHIHIHIS MEHEHERCILESS!” The cryo user spoke through his slightly squeaky laughter, trying to squirm away, though with Childe’s grip? Nope. Not a chance.

“Hm. Perhaps a little bit, what do you think?” “Hmmm… I dunno, I don’t think he fully apologized. More or less snarked off to you, Diluc.” Tartaglia spoke out his opinion, well, his opinion to attempt to get Kaeya murdered by tickles, just as he would do with his siblings when tickling broke out whenever he visited home. “I- I’M SOHOHORRY! JUHUHUST— PLEHEHehease hahave m-meheHERCY!”

Kaeya couldn’t manage his laughter or thrashing at this point, his hips being massaged into the sensitive point of the bone and skin by his brother was becoming extremely unbearable considering how sensitive he was and the length of time this was going on for.

“Hm. Fair enough apology.” The bartender finally declared, his fingers and skilled hands coming to a stop, crossing his arms as he stared down at his now reduced to giggles brother. That also being said, the harbinger also got up from the floor with a grin. “You alright down there?”

“Yeheheah. Suhurprising considering how cruel you both wehere to me.” The charmer from Mondstadt answered with a playful glare, sitting up from his place on the ground as he stumbled to his feet. “Now, if you excuse me, I need to have a good drink after that ruthless experience.” Kaeya joked as he added onto his previous sentence, walking over to the counter, leaning on it as he picked up the shiny glass.

The harbinger, while he never would’ve expected this, it was…different. It was nice to see such an event happen between two people who normally didn’t want to talk to each other often. Not to mention being able to help take down the knight. Ha! Oh what a turn of events.

However, it surprisingly didn’t lurk on what had happened, an occasional tease shot towards Kaeya and his squealing and thrashing but a fun time. Not to mention Aether soon joined the three… though, who’s to say he wasn’t watching from afar most of the time? Which, even the blonde had to admit it was nice to see them all having a decent time together.

Needless to say, it was all a cheerful night between all of them, even if it started off rough and the traveler was spectating from the second floor for some of their antics.

[bruhhhh-huhhhhh]

hi hello! it’s been awhile since i’ve sent a request and i must remedy that (also how’ve you been my friend? :D)

one of my favorite things to do is make little zoos in minecraft so can i request headcannons for c!bench trio with a reader who owns a zoo on the server far away from L’manburg/the crater that is L’manburg (nether travel pog) and lets them visit all the time (and even pet some of the animals).

yours truly,

gremlin anon

Ayyyy gremlin! I missed your chaos, and I’ve been doing meh tbh

Tubbo

This man definetly visits your zoo every chance he gets. He loves seeing all the animals you have, especially the bees. 

He has brought Micheal with him, and it has been chaos

“Ah, Tubbo! Good to see you again! You know the fee for petting the animals and walking around in the pens.” You say as you see him walking behind you in your perifreal vision. You were currently watering the flowers in front of the admission area. As you turn around, you see him. The small zombie piglin that you know as micheal. “Yep, and I brought a certain someone.” Tubbo says as he hands you 2 diamonds. “Oh my god! Micheal! And Tubbo, you know im messing with you. I don’t charge friends.” You say as you pick up Micheal and give tubbo his diamonds back. You start walking in to your zoo, and tubbo follows quickly. You take micheal to the cow pen, and he jums out of your arms and onto one of the cows. “Bessy! Micheal, you can’t jump onto her like that she’s pregnant!” You grab micheal, hand him to tubbo, and rub Bessy’s head. “I’m sorry Bessy, he didn’t know you were pregnant. I’ll give you extra treats tonight, don’t worry.” You give Bessy one more pat, and then head back over to tubbo and micheal, who have moved over to the fish tank. You notice that Micheal is trying to climb over, and you shake your head. Chaos child.

Tommy

This man is one of your biggest supporters. Ever since he heard you were trying to build the zoo, he would always sneak out of meetings and his duties to help you out

Sometimes when Tommy knew things would be extra violent or that he’d be gone for a while, he’d drop henry off with you. He knew that you would take good care of Henry, and that you’d listen to him spill his heart out to you about how scared he is

“Hey....uh....y/n?” You heard from behind you. You know that it was tommy, as he’d called you earlier saying that he was gonna drop off Henry because of the coming war. “Hey toms. You here to drop off Henry?” You say as you turn around. He nodded, but still looked a little bit off. It looked like he was trying to make himself as small as possible. “Do you wanna talk about it Toms?” You ask, knowing he does. “Y-yea. Could we go inside the aquarium with the dolphins after me put the Big Man Henry away?” “Of course big man. Let’s get to stepping.” You say as you grab Henrys lead and take him to his personal pen.

Ranboo

Whenever he heard you built a zoo, he wrote it down in his memory book so he wouldn’t forget

 When Dream is being extra manipulative, or he’s having a bad day, he comes to visit and just....sits with a different animal everytime.

You were going to check on the chickens because it was feeding time. They have their pen away from the others because they get a little....violent. Of course tommy chose the most violent chickens. Right as you were about to enter the pen, you saw Ranboo. He seemed to be holding Vex, one of your white chickens who had a spot of brown oh his head. “Oh uh, hey Ranboo? Fair warning, they bite.” You say as Ranboo puts down Vex. “They seem *sniffle* to like me.” He says. That’s when you realized he was crying. At this pint you were in the pen and had sat down next to him. “I’m gonna guess you went to visit dream today?” You say as you hold your arms out as an invitation for a hug. “Yea. I know I shouldn’t, but I just can’t stop going.” He says, burying his face in your shoulder. The chickens have now shoved themselves in every spot on you and ranboo they could. Some were in your laps, sitting on your feet, and in the space between your torsos. “Well, you weren’t joking, they really seem to like you.” You say as ranboo peaks out from your shoulder. “Ranboo, you can keep crying into my shoulder. Tell me everything you can remember ok?” You say as Ranboo tears up again. You know he’s been crying for a while because he has intense burns in tracks under his eyes. 

[snowsanji]

even more dad!schlatt hcs:

this is a continuation of my first two dad!schlatt hc fics (pt.1 pt.2) 

- “philza minecraft!” tubbo called out, walking into phil’s house without knocking first. all of phil’s stuff was strewn across the room, chests wide open. 

“yes, tubbo?” phil answered, from somewhere in the house. “and don’t mind the mess, i’m reorganizing my chests.” 

“is schlatt my dad?” 

“what would prompt that?” phil peaked his head out from around a corner, the color draining from his face upon seeing glatt. 

“what’s wrong phil? looks like you’ve seen a ghost.” 

“schlatt? a-aren’t you dead?” 

glatt shrugged. “eh, didn’t stick with me.”

phil sighed, kneeling down infront of tubbo. “tubbo, it’s true. schlatt was your father. he raised you until he couldn’t anymore, which is when he left you with me.” 

“oh.” tubbo looked to the floor. 

“but not the way you’re thinking. schlatt cared about you. so much. he had to leave you, he got caught in some...bad things. he didn’t want you to be hurt by his actions.” phil looked at glatt. “which is why you wouldn’t remember. it was painful for you.” 

tubbo and glatt remained silent. 

“now this is a lot to process, i know. and tubbo, i know this must be hard for you, so even if im not your dad i’m still here for you. ok?” 

tubbo smiled. “ok phil. i’ll leave you to your reorganizing.” 

tubbo walked out, and as glatt started to follow phil spoke to him. 

“schlatt that applies to you as well. i knew you well while you raised tubbo. i can help if you need.” 

glatt nodded. “thanks phil.” he walked out of phil’s help and floated over to tubbo. 

“so....” glatt said awkwardly. 

“listen glatt. i want to get to know you. i really do. but its kinda alot for me right now. and i’m also a president. and there’s this.” tubbo gestured to the scars on his face. 

“yeah, how did that happen?” 

“i don’t wanna talk about it.” 

at that moment, glatt and tubbo heard a loud shout. 

“AYYYY TUBBO! MY FRIEND!” tommy yelled from the distant hill. 

tubbo smiled. he looked back at glatt. “i’ll talk to you later, maybe.” he started to run to tommy before glatt called out. 

“can i say hi to tommy?” 

tubbo stopped and turned, his face grim. “no. i don’t want him knowing we’re family ok? and if he does i want to tell him. not you.” 

glatt watched his son run over and start talking to tommy. he sighed. what did schlatt do when he was alive? why did so many people seem afraid of him. 

“what did i do?” schlatt looked down at his hands, deep in thought. 

- one late afternoon, glatt was sitting on a hill, looking out on lmanberg. 

“hello there! you look a little sad.” a voice said, appearing behind glatt. “would you like some blue?” 

glatt looked up to see a figure standing above him, holding out some sort of blue substance. the figure was extremely pale, and floating. 

“are you dead too?” glatt asked. 

“yes i am. but i haven’t seen you before. im ghostbur. who are you?” ghostbur cocked his head curiously. 

“i’m glatt. i was called schlatt but...” 

“i used to be wilbur.” 

“wilbur....wilbur.” glatt thought about the name in his head. “i think, i knew you. before.” 

“i’m sorry but i don’t remember you.” ghostbur replied. 

“eh, its alright. i can’t remember much either. i can really only remember my son.” 

“your son?” 

“tubbo.” 

ghostbur’s pupil-less eyes seemed to widen. “your tubbo’s dad? tubbo is my secretary of state. was my secretary of state. he’s the president now.” 

“do you know what happened to him? the scars on his face. he won’t tell me about them.” 

ghostbur looked down. “i don’t. i don’t think it was a happy memory for alivebur. i think he blamed himself.” ghostbur looked back up, eyes lighting up. “but i know who we can ask! technoblade! he’s very knowledgeable on things. im sure he’ll know what happened.” 

and so the two ghosts made the long trek to techno’s cabin, avoiding the snow on their way. they made it to his front door. 

“are you sure he’ll be okay with us turning up randomly?” glatt asked. 

“of course. techno’s nice!” ghostbur smiled before knocking on the door. 

a large half pig half man answered the door. his overall appearance was quite intimidating, aside for the reading glasses perched on his nose. 

“ghostbur hello. and hello to you....schlatt? ghost schlatt?” 

“glatt.” 

“ah.....glatt. what can i do for you? and if it’s execute tubbo again, im retired.” 

glatt paused. “sorry, maybe i didn’t hear you right. did you just say execute tubbo?” 

“uhh... yeah?” techno looked confused. “what’s going on here.” 

“techno he came to ask what had happened to tubbo. why he has the scars on his face. neither of us can seem to remember.”  

techno moved aside. “here come in. don’t mind the enderman, he’s my roommate.” 

glatt, still stunned by this information barely moved, instead being guided by ghostbur into techno’s cabin. 

“i-i did what?” 

“here allow me to start from the beginning. would anyone like tea?” 

ghostbur nodded excitedly. techno got out a kettle and began to boil water as he spoke: 

“tubbo was spying for pogtopia, which was alivebur’s rebellion against your administration, schlatt. it was alivebur, me, tommy and tubbo. he stayed in manberg, which is what you renamed lmanberg, and got us information. but on the.. i wanna say the 16th of october, you held a manberg festival. tubbo decorated the event and at the end of tubbo’s speech you trapped him in a box. you said you knew he was a traitor and that he needed to be made an example of.” 

the tea kettle began to whistle. techno took a small tea cup from his cupboard and poured the boiling water in. 

“ghostbur, earl grey or honey lemon?” he asked. 

“honey lemon sounds nice.” ghostbur smiled. 

techno brought ghostbur his cup of tea and sat down next to glatt. 

“you called me on stage and told me to execute him. after some back and forth, i did, killing you and quackity in the process.” 

“tubbo...” glatt held his head in his hands. “how...how could i have done that? he-he was my son!” 

“its alright, glatt.” ghostbur said reassuringly. “im sure you had your reasons. you don’t know what you were thinking.” 

“what reason could i have for murdering my own son? i really am i villain, huh?” 

[justanotherfluffreader]

RFA + VV (V & Vanderwood) reacts to MC trying to pull an all nighter

I realized that I haven’t done much MysMe other than for events, so here’s this! Also happy Chuseok if you celebrate at all :)

Yoosung Kim

He does this too

Mostly for LOLOL, but also a few days before a big test he’ll stay up and study

But when he catches you...

“MC? Where are you?”

He’s up bc he realized you left him once he fell asleep

Walks right past you and then backs up because he realized 20 seconds late

MC, what are you doing?”

You’re sitting in front of your laptop, typing and mumbling incohesively

“Hi Yoosung” you mumble.

He offers you one of those super strong energy drinks that keep him bouncing off the walls for an hour after taking a sip

He gave it to you

You proceeded to drink the entire thing

this was the moment he knew

he messed up

“Waitwaitwait MC no-”

Spends the rest of the (early) morning chasing you around and tell you to calm down

Jumin Han

He’s... perplexed when he finds you

“Why aren’t you going to sleep?”

“I don’t have time to sleep. Not yet.”

Doesn’t see why you would need to sacrifice your sleep to do something

Just tells you to calm down and finish it in the morning

“It’s too dark outside for this.”

“It is never dark eno-”

Can and will get one of the bodyguards to pick you up and put you on the bed

If you’re still not tired, he’ll read to you until you fall asleep

Jaehee Kang

She understands

She was always worried that Jumin would give her an important assignment, so she didn’t sleep very much.

But if you’re not giving yourself enough sleep...

“MC. Into bed. Now.”

“B-but you did this all the time when you were Jumin’s assistant!”

“...That’s different. Now, go to sleep.”

“But I have work to do! There’s a deadline for tomorrow-”

“Then I’ll take care of it. Like you said, I did this all the time when I was Jumin’s assistant.”

Tucks you into bed so tightly that you’re stuck

“...Jaehee, get me out of here!”

Hyun Ryu/Zen

Wakes up in the middle of the night because you’re not next to him

“Jagiya?”

He walks over to the desk and sees you typing away at your laptop

“Jagiya, go to sleep! Staying up isn’t good for you.”

“He rests his head on your shoulder

“Also I want to be cuddled.”

“Hold on, I’ll be there in 5 more minutes.”

He actually starts a five minute timer

And when it goes off, he’ll walk back over to you and block your view of the screen

But you’re not moving

He tries again and again

Finally he just turns off the laptop

“Zen! Why’d you do that?”

“So you would sleep, come on.”

You sigh and follow him into bed

Saeyoung Choi

ayyyy all-nighter buddies

He’ll give you a bunch of tips for staying awake the whole night and functioning the morning after

Actually really sweet about it, though he does tease you about your eyebags

But most of the time you’re trying to concentrate 

He’s messing around

...so you don’t get a whole lot of work done

Jihyun Kim

Won’t force you to sleep if you really don’t want to or if there’s something really important you have to do

But will ask you so sweetly to please go back to sleep with him

And almost all the time you say yes

He’ll let you be, but will take care of you the whole morning afterwards so you don’t have to do much :)

Vanderwood

Walks up to you at exactly 2 in the morning

“Go to sleep.”

“No.”

“You’d better.”

“Why.”

“I’ll tase you.”

“...fine.”

Has to threaten you in order to get you to sleep

ahhhhh im sorry the last three were so short T_T also would you all rather have me call zen by his real name, or just zen?

[twstwonderlandstuff]

the amount of times i have thought of f! twst and m! twst meeting each other is insane

but specifically, because i am selfish, f! twst valie and m! twst valie meeting [both r disaster bisexuals btw]

wait, i should make an intro of him somehwere idk lolol

because in m! twst my oc is a girl cross dressing, i thought it'd be fitting for my f! twst oc to be cross dressing as a girl

so when they both meet they're just like

"shiiiii shawty! i couldn't rock a skirt height like that tbh"

"ayyy but you look good too!like this shit is bangin'"

and then they meet their casts like

m! valie (valen) meets m! twst and are just like.... 'oh fuck im gayyyyy SHIT SHIT SHIT OH DEAR LORD I'VE DONE IT NOW"

f! valie (valie) meets f! twst and is like "WOMEN.... ITS.,,,ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I SAW ONE.. OH, OH MYGOD...."

there are tears in their eyes, and everytime someone in the cast talks to either of them they're blushing, stuttering, a mess- their voices crack and its all goes into this gay IM SO FUCKED moment it is hilarious

"ohhh! you look smaller as a guy, huh?"

"H- HAHA, YEAH! you didn't expect that, huh?!"

and by the end of it there just. dead.

"....we'refuckingdoomed"

"ay"

...

"ayy send me sum of them picsss"

"ayy i gotchu you send me sum too:'

"aight here u go"

then they fan(girl? boy?) to each other about their classmates

"JACK. HOLYFUCKINGSHIT JACK. OH MY GOD IM GOING TO CRY m going to cry m going to cry she was so tall and so sexy im gone..."

"SILVER'S ARMS OG MYGOD SILVER'S ARMS I JUST- I WANT THEM TO SQUISH ME"

"LMAOOOOO HORNY TRAIN FR FR"

"FR FRF FR!!!"

and then its just that for an hour until crowley actually does his job and sends whoever (?) home

god

it's because they're into taller people I JUST KNOW IT I FEEL IT IN MY BONES I JUST KNOW IT THESE LIL' SHITS

AND ONCE THEY SEE THEIR UNIVERSE'S FAIRY GALA & GHOST MARRIAGE IT'S JSUT MOUTH FROTHING I JUST KNOW IT

IT'S A COLLECTIBLE JYMBLE OF "OH FUCK EVERYONE LOOKS SO GOOD SHIT SHIT SHIT SHI TSHIT"

"by the GODS ABOVE HELPPPPPP"

"[unholy screeching]"

and when the other dudes come to check on them they are just. dead. gone. in shattered pieces on the ramshackle living room.

its like "kittens, are you guys cool-"

"i want to kiss their backs soo bad..."

"same- oh SHIT HAHAHAHAA HIIII RUGGIE SENPAI~~!!!!! SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HERE?!?!?!"

"huh- OHHAHAHAHAHAHA HI HI HI HIHIHIIIIIIII :)"

the smile of 2 deranged peoplei tell you

when they both have to go home theyre just like 'bro, my homie, my partner in crime for a day'

'my bitch, you god damn whore,'

'THANK GOD FOR TWST '

'YESSSSSS TQ FOR THE PICS'

'OFC OFC I HAVE UR BACK AYY AYY AYYYY'

and then, in a quieter voice

"b-bro, what's the cup size ur pretending w/?"

"ay... a b cup man..."

"...i... i hate to be the bringer of bad news, but... das not accurate at all///"

"ww...wwwha..."

"it's an AAA... im sorry for dissapointing you... i jave no sexual appeal whatsoever..."

"nah ish cool homie i gotchu... what you think ur dixk size is rockin'

'eyo um, medium length?'

'naww shawty you got 'em micro penisses'

'ey... eyoo...."

'im so sorry shawty..."

and it's a lil self pity party for a bit

then when the finally go home the tears start to flow like

'OH... Y'ALL R SO BEAITUFL... my tears ain't gon' stop flowin' anytime soon...'

'oh my god... mmhmm scrumptious y'all were so... h,handsome... oh im so sorry im going insane...'

[life-through-my-eyess]

I feel like I don’t need advice so much as I need to vent to someone. I’m a freshman in college, and I grew up in an area that was very homophobic and I basically shoved down every chance of having emotions about girls to protect myself. I didn’t even admit to myself I was gay until my sophomore year, even though it was probably clear since I was five. I have my first crush at school, and I don’t know how to deal with it. She is one of my best friends, and we’ve known each other since the first day we moved in. We are on the same sports team, so we’ve spent a ton of time together. I always thought she was beautiful, and eventually I recognized that I was developing a crush. It was fine though, because she was straight and had a boyfriend. He was an asshole, and she finally broke up with him to everyone’s relief. We got really close, and I want to be around her all the time. Again, I thought it was fine because she was “straight.” I gradually started to notice certain things about her that made me doubt that, and at one point, she mentioned something about “being a little fruity” to one of our friends. Again, I could handle it. I know I’m not good-looking and I assume that no one ever wants to be around me. But when I’m with her, I feel like the best version of myself. But, I was never going to pursue anything, I could tell that she was not in the same place I was. Here’s the kicker: I recently found out she’s dating a girl from her hometown who is just like me. She comments all the time about how we’d be such good friends, how we’re so alike, etc. I’ve met her girlfriend through FaceTime and Snapchat and she’s awesome, I just don’t know what to do with the feeling in my chest whenever I see a picture of them together. I’ve never been jealous before, but being anything but happy for them makes me hate myself more. How am I supposed to deal with this feeling??

Hey, well thank you for venting and I’m glad you felt comfortable enough to vent. Women ayyyy😅… you know, when I was reading this and got towards the end I instantly thought, “what a strong ass freaking woman!!”👏. I’m saying that because it’s not easy to see the person you like be with someone else. But I can see she means a lot to you because you haven’t gone out of your way to mess up this relationship and you only want to see her happy. Don’t hate yourself, this is something a lot of people can’t do. Your feelings are valid and I’m sorry this is happening. Maybe try and talk to other people?. Honestly, you have amazing strength and a good heart.

Im not sure how to deal with this but it will be okay. You take one day at a time, one step at a time. Make a decision when your mind is a little clear. Like I said, maybe talk to a few other people and see where you get. Just don’t compare or you won’t get anywhere. And don’t let it destroy the love you have for her. Sometimes we have to see things from another point of view. Good luck bud, feel free to give me an update whenever and I hope you have / had a lovely day. Find the smallest reasons to smile 💕.