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the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet
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Silly tumblr tricks are for twinks
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I don't care about my face, just my little slutty waist
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*if you own a hybrid or electric prius, please choose Toyota. Same goes with all other applicable hybrid/ev models that are owned by a listed company. The EV category is for vehicles like the rivian or tesla, for which the parent companies specialize in electric vehicles.
**if you do not have a driver's license, but have access to a household car that ppl drive you around in, please vote as if that car is your car.
Also please reblog <3 I'm so sad about all my 6 vote polls T_T
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If you haven't shown me your cock I wanna see it, and if you have shown it to me I wanna see it again
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Please pray that the Lord restores my Gindr chats!
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I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.
They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.
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there's 15,000 feet of solid ice pressing down on your forehead and you ride the subway to class and when your classmates look at you the ice groans and creaks and when you lay down in bed at night the ice is 5,000 feet thicker
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