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I know what it's like to have friends who know the last time I've slept better than I do

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People i know paying attention to my sleep habits

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*old hillbilly with long beard voice* they bout done tore my pussy UP

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Call me -glais the way im getting crème an-

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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Heavy water... rain

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UNDER THE SEA SMOKING SPUNG POP EXPEREMENT

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Ever see a take so bad it just fucks up half your morning?

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You guys are really missing out on raw egg whisked into turkey gravy on potato some hot socse

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I think the most important meal of the day is raw egg slurry and fried potato

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Was called asexual for not fucking the guy someone else brought to the after-party

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I nearly conceived a poetic thought

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‘playing..’

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i know this is a fetish image where you’re supposed to feel horny shame, but it’s also so fucking funny to me.

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Breakfast doesn't open for 45 minutes what do I lsiten to in my car in the parking lot until then?