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Original post! Oh I know this is amazing!! So short story long, I got some taco bell after going to donate some clothes that didn't fit and I decided to go to the park with my food. After I was done eating I took some pics with Zach and decided to do some parkour. Well. I fell. I got too silly and whimsical doing so. I decided to go to the hospital because my hand hurts so bad...
I find it funny how Zach called back one of his old animations TOTALLY by accident. BRUH. 💀 This is MY car, I ain't getting out mofo! 🤣😅
#zach hadel#i frew up#homie fell down#i got hurt#im okay#i got a doctor's note in case i gotta recover more#im a jackass#jackass#shenanigans#oney plays#psychicpebbles#i got distracted#i got too excited#i got too silly
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please can we stop describing bigots as delusional. please. im so fucking tired. someone being sucked into a hate group surrounded by others who believe minorities should be oppressed and encouraging them to believe in conspiracy theories that the rest of the group believes, is fundamentally different from someone having a mental illness that causes delusions.
delusions, by definition, cannot be explained by things like cultural background - such as having a belief constantly reinforced by intentional attempts to rationalize it for the sake of maintaining power over minorities. yes, someone can be both delusional and a bigot, and yes conspiracy theories can feed into delusions, but the two are not fucking synonymous.
i did not spend my teen years convinced that i was being stalked by demons just to hear so many of you people equate my disability with incel behavior and genocidal propaganda. stop reinforcing harmful connotations about mental health struggles.
#ok to rb#mental health advocate#mental health advocacy#mental health awareness#ableism cw#sanism cw#madpunk#neuropunk#actually delusional#actually schizospec#im not gonna interact with the post that prompted this#because i do agree with everything that was said and dont want to sound like im defending the assholes discussed#but i also am still fucking pissed about seeing a bunch of misogynistic jackasses compared to a disability#which has caused me immense fear and suffering#and guess what! my delusions were never ''women shouldnt have rights'' or whatever else#bc thats not a delusion thats a tool of the partriarchy to maintain the status quo#genocide cw#to be safe
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#i was using it solely for reviews on a fiber supplement from ppl not diet companies#bc i need to fix my fuckin stomachhh#and this is sarcasm before some jackass thinks im a fucking ai supporting loser
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out of context soulsborne doodles from insta
#jackass art#jackass doodles#bloodborne#laurence the first vicar#gehrman the first hunter#good hunter#plain doll#valtr master of the league#old hunter henryk#artorias the abysswalker#dragon slayer ornstein#ringfinger leonhard#im not tagging everyone else lol#dark souls
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dont give me hope....
pinging the three people on tumblr that i know care about this series:
@nightbreakers @frukmerunning @doctorsiren
y'all wanna inhale some copium with me?
#athena cykes ace attorney please#she could be so good capcom you just need to give her a chance#this is a series that thrives off weird little girls#you made a weird little girl a lawyer#let her be a weird little lawyer girl where we can all see#id also accept aj or miles edgeworth anime#im coping so hard you guys#its gonna just be another circlejerk of the old cast again i bet#or a pachinko machine or something#but im coping#this is my silksong#sorry for the random ass ping from a random jackass nightbreakers#but i know like zero people on this site for ace attorney#this applies to you too doctor siren#frukmerunning im not sorry for pinging you#ill annoy you all damn day#<3
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Bam Margera with cats 🐈
#bam margera#viva la bam#bam margera is everything#bam margera image#hes so cute#your honor im obsessed#your honor i love him#hes so babygirl#cats#jackass#mtv jackass#cky crew#bam margera with cats#jackasscrew#hes my pookie
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“I haven’t seen knoxville in a year and this is his hello” 😭
also just everyone coming to say hi to him without caring about the car being destroyed is sending me
#johnny knoxville#im actually dying#jackass#bam margera#mtv jackass#steve o#mtv#viva la bam#jackass tumblr is so dead rn so i’m doing my part#jackass the movie
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ATSV Miles: i only recently learned to use my palms to amplify my venom-
Comic Miles about to summon a venom-saber, send out concentrated energy beams, throw lightning balls, and just generally fuck around: hola mi nombre es Spider-Man y esto es Jackass 💯⚡️💥💥🔥🔥
#and ps5 miles over here: im bringing people back from the dead and then doing my college prep work#i love the idea of comic miles having all these powers (i can’t remember if the lighting balls are canon) and just busting them out+#at random times#he’s living in an episode of Jackass and hating/loving every second. isn’t he literally fighting vampires with the saber rn?#miles morales#spiderman#spider man#m&m posts
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The Sukume hate train has only made me ship them harder
SUKUME CANON ‼️‼️‼️‼️
#i already shipped them long before the chapter dropped im not stopping becaise illiterate jackasses choose to read it weird#it was MINE first#spite is magical sometimes#sukume#sukuna x uraume#jjk#jjk fandom
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Johnny in glasses that's it.
#jackass#johnny knoxville#steve o#cky crew#ryan dunn#bam margera#chris pontius#jackass 3d#danger ehren#my husband#im in love#needy wh0re#Spotify
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what kind of frivolity would you engage in, mecha?
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#mecha sonic#scrapnik mecha sonic#scrapnik island#sonic fanart#sonic fandom#arting#msab#good MORNING. i have given myself many emotions about mecha's big stupid cape. like a fool. such is the way i suppose#god ive been dying to get to this one. do you get it. do you understand#victories; if not on your own terms. achievements; if not the ones you thought you wanted. childhood dreams that never die.#which on that note yeah this is also my favorite one for showing eggman-era mecha as like#''yeah hes hes the most arrogant and murderous jackass on the planet but hes also like 17.''#& therefore kind of a lame little nerd by default. he thinks capes are sooooooo coool#we were all stupid kids once but sometimes u get older and u still wanna paint your house purple. and sometimes u still want a cool cape#it occurs to me that actual 17-year-olds may see this and to that i say: sorry. you guys are fine do ya thang.#its just that im 29 and have grey hair and shit so i have a certain Perspective on being 17 is all. & scrapnik mecha is like mid-30's to me#i knoooowwww he loves his big stupid cape so much. look at the refsheets with his dumbass spines poking holes through the the hood#tell me he has not made a COMMITMENT to wearing that hood despite being built in a way that makes that incredibly inconvenient#u look at nathalie fourdraine's christmas scrapniks post and tell me he isnt having so much fun#being all decorated and swishing around in that Even Bigger And Stupider Cape & shawl w/ his friends#hes so funny for that he's generally such a serious kinda character but on god he does also love some showmanship and flashiness.#i want to make it clear btw i also think capes are awesome i literally cosplay a guy with Two [2] capes.#& mecha is basically the coolest ever. but also hes still funny for that
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Join Zenless Zone Zero with Tsukishiro Yanagi, the deputy leader of Hollow Special Operations Section 6! Beneath her ordinary office lady exterior lies a meticulous, emotionally intelligent big sister to the team.
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this past week I was seeing people say shit like "these stupid dumb conservatives aren't evacuating because they decided to politicize the hurricane!! they think evacuating is woke so they won't do it! I don't feel sorry for you, youre gonna get what's coming!"
while im sure there were a few people like that, rich folks who chose not to evacuate to make a "point", i was so shocked that the victim blaming propaganda began before the storm even hit land. stuck up northern liberals saying that the only folks who didn't evacuate the hurricane are conservatives who are too dumb and dogmatic to evacuate. what about the poor who can't afford to get hotels, or gas to travel, the people who don't have cars? do they deserve it? no. hardly anyone deserves to lose their home, their entire town, their life.
thankfully i haven't seen this rhetoric lately now that we've seen the whole scope of the disaster. but god, the people of the south deserves better.
#i live in oregon so believe me im inundated with these smug assholes.#im so sorry to everyone whos lives have been affected by the hurricane and im sorry these jackasses are making it out like you had it coming
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im not kidding mouthwashing is maybe one of the most on the nose explains itself As It Plays Out horror game possible and the fact its breached containment and is now outside the sphere of people who like horror and the MAIN MAJORITY of people posting about it are people who cannot understand the IN YOUR FACE BY THE OWN GAME base level ppppplot points of characters not being good people or mentally well or Experienced In Their Fields and are nonstop posting shit like "guys why didnt they just not hire jimmy are they stupid?" come back to the tag when you can even begin to fathom that jimmy is not the only antagonist of the game because youre fucking 1/3 right now and the game is NOT SUBTLE.
#its like actively killing me getting mouthwashing on my for you page you are all so fucking stupid im actually losing my mind#and somehow people think hashtag yaoiheads are the blight of the fanbase and its like well ive seen maybe less than 10 yaoi people#and over 200 jackasses who earnestly think curly is a hashtag women respecter who hates jimmy#well the plot of the game is you Wish. you WISH curly hated jimmy.#mouthwashing#im putting this in the tags because i am begging people to block me to make my mouthwashing fan experience even a fraction less miserable
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kinda baffles me when people think Light never realized he was killing innocent people who were wrongfully convicted. One of his first big moves was killing 12 cops who he absolutely thought were guiltless, that kid for sure ran the numbers and decided to go for it anyway because, again, his dad is a cop in a country with the death penalty. Light WANTS to be come a cop that enforces this system. He probably came to terms with the idea of that a helluva long time ago.
that god-complex is no accident, given the amount and type of symbolism this is definitely pulling old testament style. Light would probably consider himself significantly more benevolent by comparison.
Wrongfully convicted people being killed by the 'justice system' is something a lot of governments have decided is a risk that's worth taking 'for the good of the people'. Light "Call me a good boy" Yagami is not gonna deviate from those 'rules'.
#i am not blind to this jackasses idiocy its part of why im so intrigued and entertained by him haha#everytime i say cop here its derogatory btw
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he's just like me fr
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