#im a genius.

[absolutelyzoned]

[penofwildfire]

Fellow Prosthetic Arm Lloyd believers. Consider. Lloyd is able to use his element with his prosthetic because its circuitry is partially made of leftover gold from when Kai remade the golden weapons, therefore allowing him to channel his powers through it.

Sora can use her powers with her prosthetic because she's literally the master of technology.

[grubloved]

cookies w/ sourdough brown butter dark chocolate rosemary & brunost :3

[birthclod]

Dude, sick reference to Bob Sparker shocking people. I can't believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sn — Sparker shocking people on your stream, because you KNEW that Bog Soarker shock people, and Boob Sparmer, he is s҉m҉d҉spark. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Bong Snarker shockin 𝚍veople, that you — people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!

[mizodorito]

murder drones crackship headcanon time because i found this hilarious when i first thought of it

you know the dude on the ambien subreddit who usually posts about his wife when high? yeah. sam talking about uzi.

[fukounaboy]

WAIT OH MY GOD.

[sunsetsandsunshine]

HOLY SHIT.

I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING- so I’m almost done editing my fic and y’know that app April was going to download on her phone and Donnie popped up saying “Donnie said no, no, no~!”

LIKE IMAGINE HES WRECKING ONE OF HIS SIBS AND HE TELLS THEM NOT TO SQUIRM WHILE HES TARGETING THEYRE DEATH SPOT SO HE HOLDS THEM IN PLACE SAYING “Donnie said no, no, no~!” SO THEY DONT SQURIM!!!

[agamemnon-sux]

Read My Poem Boy

[pekodayz]

i made that same off the hook emotion joke the same day i got a tornado. this one cancels it out

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

I only ever saw the first reanimator movie but I feel like every sequel should have just had the same title as the first one but with another re- added to the beginning. Rereanimator. Rerereanimator. You get it.

[eyesopod]

i was so insanely real for saying hippo campus yippie ki yay was a jay merrick song

[meowdrake]

sagetooth -> meowdrake

[nova-rpv]

death leech shadoo.....

design by @galaxylover06

[filmloversociety]

In Barbie (2023), directed by Greta Gerwig, Ken says he wants to spend the night with Barbie because they're boyfriend and girlfriend and when she asks him "to do what?", he replies "I'm actually not sure". This is a perfect analogy to kids playing with Barbie dolls, as they know that couples "do things" but are too young to know exactly what. In this essay I will

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

[fincherly]

my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug