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cup check. take all cups in your home and put them in your room. put them in your bedroom. put all of them in your room where you sleep. put them near your bed where you sleep. all of them

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when I see stuff like this i think more about how "anti-robot/android" sentiment in sci-fi stories does not work as some kind of racism allegory. instead I can fully understand why someone can hold a deep resentment and frustration against a group of inhuman workers designed for perfect efficiency and serving the billionaire class without pay. in the right political climate, hating robots is not based in bigotry or hatred of a kind of "person" but rather a love for humanity, and a desire for the ruling class to treat humans as humans, instead of building non-humans to replace them

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big plans tonight

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"my son turned out fine" maam your son was killed by one of my strong as fuck skeleton warriors

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Hahaha

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they hate each other.

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every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

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alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

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Catwings - Sketchbook 2024

I’m on Patreon, I have an Etsy Shop and I sell Prints!

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Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman

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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

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started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large