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one of the most fun things in the world is commissioning an artist to draw your dnd character. one of the least fun things in the world is checking your bank account

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Devil on my shoulder: We have work in eight hours if we go to sleep right now we'll be reasonably rested in time to do labor

Angel on my shoulder: We need to see more of this canned fish reviewer guy's youtube channel. He's got something special going on.

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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Some people’s political opinions can really just be boiled down to “can anybody tell me who the good guys and the bad guys are”

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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

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i cannot emphasize enough how important it is to have gossipy bitchy littl pirvate group chats or discord servers with like 4 people in them whose stated purpose is posting “new kind of guy” or “this reddit post is so fuckin dumb” or “i got into a fight on twitter today look at this idiot’s reply” so your homies can still see it and laugh and back you up but more importantly, so you are not tempted to post these kind of things on main

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this is very unsympathetic of me maybe, but sometimes I see posts that make me go "I think you guys are just making up problems"

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“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

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some of you do not have fully grown eyeballs and it shows.

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Stop using the word degenerate to mean horny challenge

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I was inspired

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hey y'all. i was morosely flipping through a sketchbook and found my magnum opus tucked in the back. this is 100% the best thing ive ever made and i gotta share it. behold: baby isopod. may it brighten your day as it did mine.

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dont be insensitive. americans wear shoe in house in case they need to go get cheeseburger on short notice

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estimate! and say you currently still work at your first job, just choose how long you’ve been employed. i also understand there might be some nuance as far as maybe like promotions/transfers/etc etc etc, so feel free to explain things in the tags!

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BARK LIKE A GOD

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