#im a fraud sorry

[pxssyboyares]

Call me Kratos the way i want to slay you, Ares :3

/j

…is this when i admit i know basically nothing abt greek mythology and just thought the name was cool when i 13?

[prisma-palace]

just realized that it must look like i main lizzie to people who only know me thru here

[juice-ity]

I like to think I am funny (blood in the bayou spoilers)

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[hailsatanacab]

“To whom,” Alfred rasps, pausing to clear his throat and establish his sense of decorum, “May I ask, to whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?”

The creature stops, blinks its owlish eyes at him, and lets out a bark of laughter.

“Forgive me,” it says, still chuckling lightly, raising a hand to rub at the back of his neck. Alfred is suddenly struck by the feeling that this creature is not as timeless, nor as old or as wizened, as it wished to present itself. “I am making a terrible first impression. My name is Phantom, current High King of the Infinite Realms.”

Contractual Obligations by me!!!

I couldn't get the image of Ghost King Danny out of my head, so here he is!! Acrylic on canvas, and I'm so happy with it - he came out a lot better than I thought he would 😅

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

“YEAH! SUCK IT RED!” “Yeah, yeah, rub it in while you can, Blue! Next time, your ass is grass!”

Team Sword? Team Key??? Team “Man I really hope this alien artifact doesn’t trigger any character development for me”?

Idk, these assholes deserve to interact more with alien sword mischief I think

[luminique]

Lighter praising (or showing affection) and telling reader that he’s veryy proud of reader who has daddy issues (aka me) </3 (make it a bitt angsty bcs yes)

with that voice of his…. oh i’m not sure if he knows his power. also i am SO SORRY if i messed this one up because i’m bad at writing T_T also this reads weird if i dont clarify that its an established relationship between lighter x reader

not everyone has a good relationship with their family. especially after the fall of the Old Capital, many had lost their family and caused a rift between their still alive relatives. your day to day life hadn’t changed much but it was difficult for your family to get accustomed to the new life.

with that came many challenges; your parents working more to sustain themselves, their expectations for you as their child to pursue higher aspirations. the outer ring wasn’t where they wanted you to stay for the rest of your life, new eridu is a much better option for your future. days go by, stress piling up, nightly arguments at the dining table about how you should spend less time with the sons of calydon.

you never really brought it up to the other members. you knew they’d comfort you, considering they all had troubles in their past, but it’s not like you want to bring down the mood all of a sudden. on one particular night though, you had noticed lighter sneaking away from the rest of the group. you thought you could follow him but he was a lot more alert than that.

“wanna get some air for a bit? the girls are still talking so its all good.” lighter handed you a lollipop as he began to unwrap one for himself. there was an empty area far enough from everyone that had a perfect view of the night sky. no clouds in sight, just the twinkling stars and the bright full moon. lighter sat down first, sweeping away any dust before patting the space next to him. as you sat down, you began to ponder about your life. you hung out less and less with the sons of calydon since your parents, more specifically your father, wanted you to work harder. even if you had brought home some extra tips from cheesetopia, or helped out around blazewood, it seemed as though your efforts weren’t being appreciated and instead all he had to say were insults.

in the corner of his eye, lighter noticed you staring off into the far distance. he scooched over a little closer to you, maybe he’d be able to see what you were seeing. “something caught your eye?” his deep voice cut through your train of thought, making you blink at him in confusion. “oh uh… just thinking.” you mumbled, finally unwrapping your lollipop and popping it into your mouth.

“something happened recently, right? you leave earlier than usual lately.” you forget how perceptive lighter was, always noticing before others. “not recent but…” you ran your hand through your hair, feeling frustrated at how you couldn’t even enjoy such a quiet and beautiful night. after a moment of silence, you finally spoke up.

“it’s just, my dad. you know how it is out here in the outer ring. they want me to move out to new eridu but i can’t just leave. i have you and- and the girls…. they just want so much from me…” your voice trembled as you let your emotions flow out of you. your bottled up feelings finally overflowing as tears began to well up in your eyes. in between the soft cries, you felt lighter’s hand on your shoulder, rubbing you to help you let it all out.

“don’t let that old man tell you what to do. you’re doing a lot already. everyone in blazewood can tell you the same,” he spoke quietly but noticed how you seemed to still be trapped in your own thoughts. he placed both hands on your shoulders and turned you towards him. “hey, hey. listen to me. you’re wonderful and we all appreciate what you do around here. your dad knows nothing about you. we know you, i know you, and i’m proud of all that you’ve done.” lighter’s voice turned more serious, yet still carried a hint of softness to it.

he removed his sunglasses, exhaling as he looked down at you. “home is where the heart is. right now, where is your heart? hmm?” he asked quietly, moving his hands down to cup yours. “here. blazewood. i want to stay with all of you.” your sniffling was shattering his heart, trying to cheer you up but also afraid of saying the wrong things. he brought up one of his hands to the side of your face, gently wiping away your tears.

“then stay with us. i’ll talk to him, alright? just between us, i won’t tell the rest.” his voice was warm, similar to that of a fire on a cold night. he pulled you closer into his arms, hushing you while reassuring you. lines of “it’s alright” and “i’m here” came out of him naturally as you gripped onto his jacket. a moment of vulnerability, a moment of sadness, a moment away from keeping up appearances. you didn’t have to pretend, you couldn’t pretend anymore and lighter could see that. soft pats, gentle kisses on the top of your head, he just wanted to make you feel safe and loved after having your feelings constantly dismissed.

[teecupangel]

[Desmond Miles has successfully saved a Levantine village during the Third Crusaders after waking up in the past.]

Grateful civilian: Thank you, stranger! You have saved our village from the cruelty of war. May we ask who you are so we may know the name of our savior?

[Desmond Miles believes he cannot say ‘Desmond Miles’ because that might accidentally create a ripple effect in the future.]

[Desmond Miles believes he cannot use any of the names of the ancestors who haven’t been born yet especially the Kenways because of how important they are to his history.]

[Desmond Miles has not yet processed the shock of dying a painful death and waking up in the past and his brain is blanking.]

Desmond: Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad.

[The people Desmond Miles have saved now believed their savior’s name is Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad.]

[Desmond Miles has committed identity fraud.]

[… and he will continue to commit identity fraud.]

[n0pr0mises]

ino is the kind of guy who is so excited to get your pants off and when he finally does and puts you face down ass up before freezing. both his hands are gently holding the sides of your ass and he's silent for a minute, making you nervous and wondering what's wrong before you hear him whisper reverently "wow..."

he feels so blessed and because you're blushing and burying your face in your arms, you don't see him look towards the ceiling, dramatically (and very quietly) saying "thank you thank you thank you-"

[garou-art]

⭐🇫🇷 make some noise!!! tintamarre!!!!

entirely inspired by brazillian miku and the multitudes of cultural miku fanart. i present to you, acadian miku!

non-confetti version under the cut:

a semi-historical acadian outfit designed with acadian flag colours and embellishments;

[yeetushaitus]

literally finished classicaloid like 3 days ago but ig its the 8th anni so happy 8th anniversary classicaloid!! and happy 8th anniversary of me and liszt's marrige(not delusional)

drew my favorite episode!! season 2 ep 10 is so good.... ive watched it like a million times and i couldnt tell u why its def not the craziest ep but i love it idk liszt is just everything to me and i love the message and plot of the episode also ai no kane is SO GOOD i had it on loop for hours while drawing this yesterday

tbh dont know if i like this drawing but im just gonna leave it as is ok bye

[dol-dee]

Have this greasy looking Avery shitpost 🤲

[ge]

i give tangchung a baby

[velvetsssapphic]

Me whenever this scene comes up

[coldslaws]

n's first halloween. humans usually find ghosts scary right

[ofmiceandpeace]

ASP summer conflict in a nutshell

[hinamie]

hello user hinamie ik it's a cliche question and idk if you've already answered that but how do you learnt to draw people??? im struggling very much and i want to learn and everybody says practice but idk how? your style seems so effortless and i also love the way you draw clothes very much. thanks already for answering, have a good day :)

hello anonymous tumblr user im very flattered you like my art !! gna let u in on a lil secret, it is the farthest thing from effortless and has in fact taken years and years of work. honestly i feel a bit unfit 2 offer advice a lot of the time because i’ve never been classically trained so i don’t really . have a good frame of reference fr how to approach art from a beginner’s perspective anymore,,,when youve been drawing fr 2 decades u kind of forget what it feels like to be starting out and what advice would be helpful

to start i guess i cn recommend that u start with armature gestures n build up from there? once you’re comfortable with how 2 position a body maybe then start saving a bunch of pictures of the human body or of models in different poses and practice tracing over them to break them down into their basic shapes, like this or this. stripped down 2 the fundamentals, the human body is a bunch of boxes, prisms, n spheres. pay attention to proportions and perspective and the more comfortable you get with the basics, the easier it will be to move onto the details

thing is tho, i really Can’t tell you how to practice, you have to stumble around a bit before u find what works for you. we’re lucky 2 live in a time where art advice from professionals and tutorials are easily accessible but at the end of the day u can only get so much based off of what other people tell you ; improvement comes from Doing. it’s intimidating starting out and ik it’s hard to let yourself be a beginner n suck a little but it genuinely does get easier . i can’t say how quickly bc everyone learns n improves at different rates but trust me, as long as you stick with it you /will/ improve