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alittleillusionmachinee · 2 years ago

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On a packed train near tears imagining Lexi as the 10th Doctor and Fez as Rose Tyler

#if you see fez tell him.....ah he knows #can you see the vision?!?!#rose was a lowly shop girl #the doctor still saw the value in her and SHE SAVED THE WORLD #fez would be like but why you wanna travel with me #im a drug dealer #and she #she just loves humanity so much #and helps him see everyone's complicated but it's the goodness inside that matters #🫠🫠🫠🫠#fexi #fexi x doctor who crossover

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thefallenangelsgang · 21 days ago

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Do you know how embarrassing it is when the blorbos from your shows are a group of people from your DnD campaign?

I can't stop thinking about these people that exist only in me and a handful of other peoples' minds who are going through a story we are telling together THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER HEARD OF BECAUSE IT IS AN EXPERIENCE SHARED ONLY BETWEEN US

*gripping my head* THE VOICES-

#FUCK I love oral tradition but Jesus Christ I need put down #im froathing at the mouth about it #sometimes your blorbos are an extremely stressed high elf noble suffering under the weight of her paladin oath her estranged warlock cousin-#two kobolds a pirate without a crew and the other a child prophet for the crow-person drug dealer who accidentally became a god to kobolds #(its a long story)#that crow-persons boyfriend who is the chosen of the sea god a Madame of a brothel the man you thought was the BBEG-#the paladins two dead husbands and a mustachioed barkeep the Madame is fucking and we essentially kidnapped #and theyve only known eachother two weeks #AND sometimes your shows are 11+ sessions of a political drama campaign that has made you cry multiple times already #god i love dnd #dnd #d&d #d&d 5e #dungeons & dragons #dungeons and dragons #dnd 5e #dnd campaign #d&d campaign #ttrpg #anonymous-tagger saga

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casavanse · 8 months ago

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Okay so if there's something that gets to me every fucking time is that to pro-pals, if Bad People™ support Israel, then it just shows how bad Israel, right? It's proof that they're on The Right Side, that Israel is wrong.

But if said Bad People support Palestine? Ohhhh nooo, you get it wrong!!! You see, even the Bad People understand how bad Israel is, even they have more (((conscience))) than Israel, that's why they're supporting us! Absolutely no other reason!!!

Cut the bullshit. It's fucking disgusting.

#western hypocrisy #useful idiots #antisemitism #israel #jumblr #am yisrael chai #hamas is isis #ישראבלר #free palestine from hamas #טאמבלר ישראלי #god im fucking tired of all this bullshit #ive seen a post circling around about drug dealers that are “boycotting” Israel and the comments are more or less that #it was funny at first but honestly its just annoying at this point #for this is me

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jay-wasreblogging · 7 months ago

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At first I was like 'LMFAO HE FUNNY ASF WHY HE DOING ANGELS VOICE!!' cause bruh ain't no way he devious like that 😂

Then I got confused because ??? Wait is he fucking around or being serious right now? Huh?? Like I genuinely did not process that it was anything mentally/psychologically related until Watson started pleading. 😐

#im officially dropping Sherlock & Co as of today until this is addressed.#now - im not one to say that certain characters cant be written the way they are. nor that their story cant go the way it has.#im just saying that when you write out a character and their direction - please for the love of the fucking stars can you be different?#you know can you stop the hypersexualised asian women - the muslim terroist - the gay guy dies - the hispanic is a drug dealer - ETC ETC #i have had enough of people with DID being written into crime where they are THE PERPETRATORS!! those with DID are more likely to be harmed #than to be the harm!!#just remember that you can be different and ACTUALLY WRITE/CREATE CHARACTERS WITH DID TO BE ANYTHING BUT CRIMINALS OKAY 😭#sherlock & co #sherlock and co #sherlock holmes #john watson #sherlock #goalhanger podcasts #liveblogging #rant

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egberts · 1 year ago

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there are cops surrounding our neighbor's house right now wtf they all pulled up silently. thank god we saw the cars before we heard them start using the megaphone 😭😭 that would've been so terrifying they literally started with "we have you surrounded come out of the residence" BEFORE reading out the address

#im talking like 50 cops dude around the block #these are the neighbors we thought were drug dealers so 😳#this shit is crazy theyre calling them out with the megaphone #people are coming from all over the neighborhood to watch #wtfffff

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qprstobin · 2 years ago

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I think a very funny pre-s4 steddie dynamic would be a Steve who is aware he's queer but keeps getting talked out of making a move on Eddie because "come on Steve you can't fuck your drug dealer what is wrong with you"

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #please know this is nothing against drug dealers but im sure yall have seen those things thats like #no do not fuck ur weed guy that is always a bad idea #anyway workshopping steddie dynamics for the cheerleader steve au #stranger things #drugs m /

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yutamayo · 4 months ago

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TAG YOURSELF IM

unlucky popsicle & boy what that mouth do?

not actually a drug deal & actually a drug dealer

goodie two shoes & babe I love u but what the fuck

quite crazy & crazy kawaii

Bonus:

Undisputed proof that girls run the world.

#tag yourself im #nanamin ur unfriendly neighborhood drug dealer #anime memes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #anime #jjk memes #shoko ieiri #ieri shoko #yu haibara #haibara yu #nanami kento #kento nanami #suguru geto #geto suguru #satoru gojo #gojo satoru

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kinos-fortress-2 · 1 year ago

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how'd you even fuck up a character design like this bro who even that bitch is

#sniper #tf2 #team fortress 2 #kino art #i know i have different ways of how i draw this fella but is so funny how i have found my way to draw him like a... sick creature idk #a drug dealer perhaps idk shes so ugly for me #also the way everytime i draw his hair it keeps growing more and more at the end shes gonna have a longer hair #damn im sorry i really cant draw anything else more than this fucker is already annoying he is just so easy to draw im basic like that

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wils-brother-tommy · 6 months ago

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Hey raven hey. Hey I know it might not be the best time like you might have things to do but do you perhaps want to come make drugs with me. Like I built this van n shit we could steal from people. Might even start wars and become like siblings stuck in the narrative we didn’t intend. But we cojld sell drugs if you’re not busy on Friday. This is my original idea

this is a BRILLIANT idea and for some reason i feel like ive been destined for this moment my whole life. ive always wanted to steal from people in order 2 make a drug empire in a totally inconspicuous camarvan imean caravan. i might be in the mood 2 fall in some drug pits matter of fact and maybe start a nation where none of this is illegal that is simultaneously a place where men can emancipate from the brutality and the tyranny of their rulers. i have a feeling i will die twice but never feel more alive. anyways friday sounds GREAT yeah lets do it !!! o7

#lets be drug dealers i mean drug dealers i mean siblings i mean gentlemen who live in a camarvan ^_^#IM GOING CRAZ Y #L'manburger duo

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celorangeine-2 · 9 days ago

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I drew these days ago. here are my ocs whom I HATE!

#my art #oc #vika was a redesign of a rly old ugly drawing #i dont know why ive never had a drug dealer oc until this im so disapointed in myself #ok nevermind i did have one but its when i was like 9 #found out about something like drug dealer sans or somethig

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snikt111 · 1 month ago

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im the number one morbius movie hater. i havent actually seen more than five minutes of the film, but i hate it wholly for the damage its done to comic book morbius, who is an actually INTERESTING character. im a jack russell stan, so its such a pain to see any mention of film morbius amd like, know that people who like him are just movie fans who don’t Get It.

#give jack his weird drug dealer back im gonna kms #morbius #m speaks

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bibleofficial · 3 months ago

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god bless sleeping 12hrs nightly

#stream #i hate it so much #like get up & do what ? CLEAN ? AGAIN ? be a PERSON ? AGAIN ?#i was so annoyed yesterday ppl were pissing me off so much then i called my mother & it was lovely & i told her how i scammed a vacuum from #amazon last semester by reporting it stolen bc dpd refused to deliver it TO ME & sent it to a language centre so then i reported it as a #dispute on my credit card got my money back then picked up the vacuum ALSKALSKLKSLAKSLA she said ‘u are ur fathers child’ & honestly ? real #cheap as FUCK like i GET IT FROM SOMEWHERE #but she’s also HER fathers child so i don’t wanna hear it 🙄#by that it’s ‘u gotta make it really reasonable if u want anything w my money’#i’m literally going to try to scam an electric drill or just use & return to make a fucking big room divider to THE HEIGHT I NEED bc it need #to be literally like 150cm even to go w the height of the tv bc that’s mounted & it came w the place so i can’t move it & also it doesn’t #even work ALSKALSKALKSLKSLA HATE KY LANDLORD !!!!! i mean love em they don’t do anything it’s full shithead hours 24/7 here & i love that #but GIRL ….#DID YALL RLY HVE TO PAINT OVER THE BITCHES HAIR ?#WOULD A BROOM HAVE KILLED YALL ? anyway ALSO IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A CABLE #& U HAVE TO HAVE A TV LICENSE HERE FOR THE FUCKING TV 😭😭😭😭#like ALSKALKSLAKSLSLKSLAK literally … decoration #that’s ugly as fuck and annoying as shit like why is it THERRREEEEEEEE #i’m having my mother bring an amazon fire stick when i meet in north carolina like next week so i can maybe hopefully use it somehow like #just as a SPEAKER EVEN #that would be GREAT bc i’m not paying for cable i don’t even watch netflix as is #like let me get this podcast on the tele ‼️‼️‼️#determined to get dishes done today #running low on weed BUT that 1 drug dealer w cancer & w/o a bladder im talking to he’s so fucking hot hopefully he actually has a connect #for me to get smack ALSKALKSLKSLKSLKSLKALAK

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mariemariemaria · 1 year ago

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Does anybody else feel like mental health awareness has done very little to help them in material reality

#i was gonna say done nothing to help but that seemed too harsh #like there definitely is more knowledge about it now. maybe more people feel comfortable speaking about it which is good #but personally i don't feel that. like idk. workplaces will post about mental health awareness and then do nothing to help employees #the same w universities. my uni cut back the already meager mental health support #and then the government is doing absolutely fuck all as well #like idk im just back in a place i thought id gotten out of long ago and i still don't feel comfortable talking about it with people #maybe that's a me problem or maybe it's cultural or something idk. but in the 10 years ive been depressed (🫠) i don't think it's gotten a #whole lot better. teenagers are still dealing with the same shit i did and they're still not being taken seriously #women's mental health is not even spoken about.....anxiety depression sh eds etc are still ignored or seen as hysterical behaviour in women #or just normal esp with disordered eating. society hasn't changed people still want women to be stick thin and weak #like i know 10 years is a short time and there has been massive improvements in mh awareness if we look back over the past 50+ years #but idk i just think that it hasn't gotten better for a lot of people #i think specifically of belfast and like god. the amount of trauma there is the amount of homelessness the amount of substance abuse #drug abuse in particular that has gotten visibly worse over the past decade or so*#and i connect the dots n see the 2008 recession + a tory gov defunding the nhs + dehumanisation of homeless people & addicts + the troubles #+ ptsd + generational trauma + a negative peace + classism + paramilitary drug dealers + parties linked to those paramilitaries #and its like hmmmm i think we live in a society. and a mental health approach based on individual actions like journaling and meditation #isn't the way to go. or at least is not the be all and end all which is what a lot of mental health awareness raising seems to promote #*visibly worse on the streets. it was always a problem ofc but even a decade ago my parents never imagined it would be as bad as it is now #and it's become so normalised. i do think there's less individualism here than there seems to be elsewhere which can be good and can be bad #but i think we are becoming more and more individualistic. slowly. there's still a sense of community here but i do think it's changing #and callousness towards homeless people is one of the most obvious examples of this.#love when i put a wee asterisk in the tags of a post. like i have A Lot To Say lol

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mooechi · 1 year ago

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Girlie, teach me how to draw in the kny art style

IT'S SO PRETTY 😭

only if u teach me how to draw in UR artstyle. 😁

#its a win win #im not a drug dealer i swear

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franollie · 5 months ago

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the character archetype i see for you is lesbians who could kill you ( saw rbs Abt theyna earlier in my dash and thought ‘ah yes, franollie’ without checking)(also never thought of that ship before but am now)

i live by the motto of “you have to find the lesbian in the mundane” everything is about lesbians if you try hard enough

#im so glad that im some kind of lesbian drug dealer to you guys #💌#anon

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fanaticartisan · 5 months ago

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i keep going UGH I WISH THERE WAS COLLECTOR MERCh oh yeah i have one already bc @kpopisntreal is amazing >:3

#i feel like a guy with a secret drug dealer #only the drug is top-of-the-line plushies #and im still an addict ROFL

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