#im a DISASTER WOMAN
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𝑺𝒉𝒆’𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 ❤︎︎
#lana del rey#aesthetic#this is what makes us girls#coquette#hell is a teenage girl#ldr#coney island baby#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#just girly things#lust for life#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#i’m just a girl#im just a girl#im tired of feeling like im fucking crazy#queen of the gas station#old hollywod glamour#queen of disaster#other woman#old hollywood#uptown girls#manic pixie dream girl#gossip girl#girlhood#girl interupted syndrome
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[YUME NIKKI ANIMATIC] Dream Girlfriend and here it is, my magnum opus. starring: Sabitsuki, the useless lesbian Madotsuki, the even more useless lesbian and Urotsuki, the cool one
and featuring my voice! pls be nice i beg you i tried my hardest you may also watch this on my youtube channel if you want: https://youtu.be/AncgEZ70gI0
#animatic#voice acting#fan animatic#yume nikki#yume 2kki#.flow#dotflow#madotsuki#urotsuki#sabitsuki#dumbass bitches#disaster lesbians#ynfg fanart#yume nikki fanart#uhhh voice reveal lol#ms paint#thanks for waiting!#that's rough buddy#inspiración#la chancla#sorry im having too much fun with the tags#this mf madotsuki is NOT getting laid#this woman is LITERALLY dating THE FABRICATIONS OF HER OWN SUBCONSCIOUS#madosabi#yeah i ship them#poniko is technically here too sorta i guess
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every time I enter this art store I'm so nonchalant and in a good mood and then I fumble at the check out so bad like I will be like (normal) hello and everything and I'm doing so well and then something always happens and i end up a stuttering, trembling mess that can't look up oughrghrbr
#i was so good i was doing so good and then i literally just couldn't talk louder#then a whisper AND I started stuttering so i was pretty much just hissing at this poor woman OHMYGOD#km so sorry#this literally happens every time im there#interaction disaster PLEASE save me#walk of shame back home auaughh
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(he doesn't know i like him)
#im just a girl#lana del rey#lizzy grant#lizzy grant era#lana stan#lana unreleased#esoteric#lux lisbon#the virgin suicides#american beauty#girl interrupted#coquette angel#valley of the dolls#dollette#christian bale#diet coke#sharon tate#and god created woman#briggite bardot#1960s#60s#female rage#cinammon girl#sad girl#trailer park trash#trash americana#trash magic#queen of the gas station#queen of disaster#gloomy coquette
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Kris hasn't done anything outright threatening yet but I'm gonna kick her ass into next sunday
#shes GONNA turn on them im sure of it this woman has never cared for anyone besides herself in her fucking life. absolute disaster#scavengers reign spoilers#scavengers reign#kamen and the hollow and every other threat im just like 'oh interesting antagonist'#kris fills me with rage
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The Doctor turning into women and having romantic dalliances with men is every kind of queer...to me.
#EMH (pretending to be B'Elanna after having just SPRINTED down the hall): You wouldn't shoot a pregnant woman would you ??;;#Tuvok: (in the most 'give it up' tone possible) ...Come with Me doctor =_=#Tuvok gets docked points for falling for the ol' 'cough cough im sick' excuse but gains them all back by getting suspicious and starting#an investigation all on his own in the background <3#Also Janeway being held captive and being just kinda pissed about the whole situation...yeah#HEHEHE I like this episode it's funny but also the stakes are high#Janeway sort of smirking and doing the 'come here' motion when that alien man was like 'do you know how to fix this?' - her swag.....#Janeway (captive and stressed beyond belief about the warp core): Yeah I have time to serve dom vibes#Tuvok - Chakotay - Janeway: Each having uniquely bad days#(Worst Security disaster ever - Got put in a morgue for hours - Held captive and threatened with death: + Voyager stranded)#I know Chakotay was unconscious for the morgue thing but still#Chakotay: -opens his eyes to see Tuvok standing there-#(they share a look like 'yeah it's some LIFE THREATENING scooby doo bullshit again')#Hey Chakotay maybe next time don't tell the imposter that you know they're an imposter right to their face <3#Just some tactical strategy for next time <3 <- I love him I'm just being a bitch HEHEHE it was funny to me#Doctor: Hey I know we're in the middle of a serious thing here but like. Why don't we. You know. Hang out???#Janeway: -sharp intake of breathe- ......ohhhh I don't really...DO hanging out.#YAY NAR~!!!!! GET HIS ASS~!!!#Nar I hope you live a simple but fulfilling life as a junk dealer or whatever it is you were talking about god bless <3#Doctor: Now that I might die I have some last requests v_v Captain...throw my diary away. DO NOT. READ IT. Tuvok...I told Neelix about that#rash you got on your ass. We laughed about it for weeks. Sorry.#and then I smile and giggle and ass 'ass rash' to the Tuvok lore#SNRKEHEHE DAMN. HE GOT HARRY TOO???#'Sorry I said you sucked absolute shit at playing the saxophone. I should have phrased it more delicately...damn it. It all becomes so clea#when you face the end.' (Harry: You said w hat????) SEVEN-!!#Seven: Stay over there computer boy =_=#SNRKEHEHEHHEHHAHAHAH#Janeway:....Is he...? / B'Elanna: NO. I've got him =_= I just deleted all that spam. He's FINE.#livetweeting
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Skirk Skirk Skirk my beloved
Her mention in the latest Archon quest has me by a choke hold
#smfwtwd#fic stuff#my art#genshin impact#genshin impact skirk#will canon skirk be anything like my fic version?#whose to say#but still god I'm so flattered when people say they think of my skirk when she gets brought up#like seriously thats insane to me thanks yall#thank u for liking this disaster woman#side not the archon quests have spawned several ideas so there might be some more art in the near future#im already working on one inspired by the whale bit#mostly because i can't believe i almost got that right#i mean i still might basically get it right#but mystery whale was probably not one of albedos bros but I can hope pfft
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i have such trouble making normal friendships
#i either cant connect to people properly (autism) and so the friendship fizzles out#or i have no energy to reply / hang out so it fizzles out#or it's weirdly homoerotic which always ends in disaster. or me finding the love of my life (that only happened one time though)#i am a Taken Woman so id rather Not have any other friends that randomly catch feelings for me#im a massive introvert but i still want a close circle of friends#but im also in my twenties#didnt go to uni so i dont have uni friends and i dont go out a fuckton now so it's just like. Shrugs no friends it is#i dont really feel like im missing out though but that is most likely because i have a wonderful girlfriend who's my best friend and#not enough money/time to go out and do things etc. hopefully when i do have those things i can make some friends#but they weren't lying it really is harder as you age esp if you're an introvert#valentina talks
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I need me another 15 season long series that I can obsess over for 10 months every two years and rot my brain about..
#myspace#supernatural#yes im talking about supernatural#Also yes I’m talking abt criminal minds#emily prentiss you are the woman of my dreams#Spencer Reid you are a beautiful disaster#criminal minds#show recommendations#please please please#(I’ll look into the recommendations after I finish my criminal minds bender)#scene revival
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tl;dr of the cohost drama from someone who popcorned the month long saga in real time: predstrogen and her friends were on cohost all of 3 days before throwing a huge fit (for many reasons unimportant to this story) and started telling people to kill themselves. starryhail called out predstrogen for her behavior without ever actually responding to predstrogen's posts or directly interacting with her in any way (mostly just vagueing about her or screenshotting her public posts). Predstrogen gets so angry that she starts putting this person on blast, tagging posts with their username, screenshotting their posts and reporting their account over and over (the same exact shit she claimed starryhail was doing to her)
starryhail gets banned from cohost. predstrogen gets off without even a warning or her posts removed, despite engaging in the exact same behavior, because she and her clique of friends are so rancid that the cohost staff don't want to touch them with a 30 foot pole.
tl;dr of the tl;dr: nothing that person said was transmisogynistic unless you define transmisogyny that as "disagreeing with literally anything Rita Predstrogen says"
good god this sounds like drama i dont want to touch with a ten foot pole
#either you are a terrible person who hates a random trans woman who got dogpiled off tumblr#OR youre completely right and the whole disaster was one huge trainwreck which led to another trans person getting harassed away from a site#and i am so uninvolved i have no way of knowing which is which#so like. im going to say the cohost drama is none of my business
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#aesthetic#lana del rey#this is what makes us girls#coquette#hell is a teenage girl#ldr#coney island baby#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#just girly things#lust for life#dykttatuob#lush mitski#jane birkin#virgin mary#female manipulator#im tired of feeling like im fucking crazy#hyper feminine#female hysteria#queen of the gas station#queen of disaster#other woman#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#i’m just a girl#im just a girl#tumblr girls#uptown girls#manic pixie dream girl#girlhood#girlhood is a spectrum
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Hate it when people call Huntlow a het ship. Canon sexualities aside, Hunter is clearly a nonbinary butch so it’s sapphic 🙄 /lh
*i’m cis, so if this was out of line lmk*
Lol. I love that Hunter can go any way with gender. Trans femme or masc, nonbinary, sure! Whatever! It's rare that it all works for a character so it's cool.
Even if both of them were cis, they're not really het. It's mf but not hetero or straight really.
I'm cis too so idk if this was out line I'm not the person to ask about that lol
Thanks for the ask!
#sorry it took so long to repsond#i dont check these a lot and im very rarely on desktop#huntlow#toh#willow park#hunter noceda#also yes i use she/they pronouns but im a cis woman#girl#i feel like Hunter would use he/they pronouns actually#he's just like me fr#bisexual disaster they/them user#yeah thats it#ask#the owl house
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IM GOING TO BE SICK LIKE ACTUALLY FUCKING THROW UP THIS IS SO HEINOUS TO LOOK AT. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN. CURSE HIM AND HIS BLOODLINE FOREVER
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Hello hi I just wanted to say that I loved the silly fluff piece so so so much, it was a serious struggle not to giggle and the only thing that stopped me from outright smiling like a fool is the fact that I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday so my cheeks are swollen
I absolutely adored Tim’s perpetual heart attack over Kon’s everything and his attempts to reason it all away, also his ‘poggers’ is a match made in heaven for Kon’s ‘swag’ the way you write them is golden
omg thank youuuu <3 :D also ouagh sorry about the teeth i hope it heals up fast ;n;
and YEAAAAH theyre both fucking losers. they are loser4loser and deeply in love about it. but, in fairness to tim, if i was attracted to guys and faced with kon's tits being RIGHT THERE i think i too might have a heart attack. they're good tits!
#sometimes i see a photo of a hot woman and i get so flustered i have to scroll away or turn my phone off etc.#im a functional lesbian at best. ive had my distinguished moments but by god do i have disaster ones too#<- cant write wlw without getting really flustered#answers
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guess who's going to PRIDE bitches
#rox rumblings#me things#edited to add my thoughts:#im super excited! im so hsppy i live in a big big city rn#they have PRIDE they have a MUSIC FESTIVAL GOING ON they have DRAG SHOWS im so fuckin excited#my family told me they highly doubt anything will happen and part of me wants to knock his teeth out for saying that but. yk.#that's how family is sometimes... still leagues better than the sperm donor#also my brother graduated and i got to watch from a livestream <3<3<3#i'm having such a good run of luck after all this bad shit i'm running on a high a little#i'm not MANIC but. it's nice. i feel free.#i'm gonna pick out something cute. maybe do some face painting. do my makeup a lil... spray on sunscreen and bug repellant#pack a hefty flashlight and my pepper spray. pack some protein bars probably.... i don't eat enough protein so#physical activity gets me lightheaded and shaky very easily#i plan on linking up with someone's mom or smth. someone i don't know but in a group yk. since i'm arriving alone#. oh fuck i could get someone's number . .#OH FUCK I COULD GET SOMEONE'S NUMBER..... SHIT......... GOD...#i am a gay disaster that realization shouldn't have hit me as hard as it did.#but the thought of someone- someone i'm actually INTERESTED in- who looks like ME and is like ME flirting with me irl- bowls me over#looks like me as in. yk. visibly lgbtq yk? at least there...#i can pass fine and i have petite white woman privledges but. that's aside from the point#i am having various other thoughts but it's late at night i don't want to get too worked up nd then not be able to sleep!!#it's on the 17th in the afternoon about a 15 minute drive away <3#i'm gonna have to pack SO much water and food..........
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my day be so fine then boom i run into a lj comm dedicated to gwen bashing and it's got 2k posts & 500 members. what is WRONG with you people
#mine#txt#torchwood posting#that shit literally makes me nauseous like imagine being so proudly misogynistic#and i think it baffles me more bc i absolutely adore gwen like#a lot of the medias im into unfortunately dont treat their female characters v good. at least in regards to how well written they are#& how complex they're allowed to be. so while i rarely dislike them i often struggle to care about them bc theyre just. not given any spice#so when i started tw and i saw gwen i was like eee!! shes a disaster! shes flawed!! im intrigued and compelled!! yay!!!#so im consistently baffled whenever im reminded how ardently the fandom disliked her#like??????#and i think it's sm worse bc it was so often j/nto shippers#(i dont wanna put this in their tag i think theyre mostly normal now jfdkkf)#i luv when the fujos who woobify ianto n rub their heteronormative hands all over a gay ship...#... turn around and hate a woman. like hmm. Alright. Ok Guys.#luv to see it 😍 (im being sarcastic)#anyway gwen bashers die by my sword#shes a cringefail girlboss and i luff her#also?? eve is soooo fucking pretty imagine hating that face. couldnt be me in a million years
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