#im a DISASTER WOMAN
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Finished Heavenly Tyrant and my first comment is.........
......... Qin Zheng was WAY too funny for how much he sucked. Made me feel so conflicted.
Anyways, Heavenly Tyrant is an amazing book, highly reccomend!!!
Power to the people ✊️
#rest in pieces you hilarious bastard#...........is what i WISH i could say#unfortunately he lives#sometimes love makes you a better person and sometimes it makes you a disgusting prick#are we surprised#shimin i love you please go back to yourself#you're the best of them all#yizhi you morally ambiguous king#i love you#quielo wen'er and taiping i love you#i love women#women solidarity rules#sima yi you continue to be funny despite being the worst#impressive#im sorry your boyfriend died#zetian.....#last but not the least#best for last#best disaster girl#keep trying keep winning#i believe in you#still hoping she can have a fling with a woman in book 3#are women inherently better? no. just statistically less likely to become a possessive psychopath about feeling lust for you#anyways great communism in this one#will maybe make some more coherent comment about the intersectionality of peace at some point#and how you cant have justicr unless EVERYONE has justice#heavenly tyrant#iron widow#heavenly tyrant spoilers
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#im just a girl#coquette angel#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#just girly things#girlblogger#coquette dollete#girlblogging#this is a girlblog#cinnamon girl#hell is a teenage girl#this is what makes us girls#female hysteria#lana del ray aesthetic#girlcore#coquette#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#girlblog#lana del rey#dollette#older man younger woman#female rage#pink#manic pixie dream girl#girl interupted syndrome#living doll#sofia coppola#the virgin suicides#marie antoinette#queen of disaster#ballerina
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We're both on a journey here, it just turns out you're a little bit farther along than I am. ↳ Carla Connor & Lisa Swain + Carla's love confession
#lisa's tiniest smallest almost smile before carla starts panicking... vicky myers wtf....#(pls tell me im not imagining it the woman was 🤏this close to actually being elated abt this before she remembered her dead wife lmao)#carla explaining herself to KIT because she can't look lisa in the eye?!!??!#lisa side-eyeing kit Knowing he's fully listening in not even eavesdropping the man is an active participant in this disaster now#also!!! lisa's blood still on carla's lip from the kiss 😵💫😵💫😵💫#swarla#mygifs#*#genuinely i can't look directly at this.#painful for my second-hand embarrassment issues but we made it
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𝑺𝒉𝒆’𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 ❤︎︎
#lana del rey#aesthetic#this is what makes us girls#coquette#hell is a teenage girl#ldr#coney island baby#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#just girly things#lust for life#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#i’m just a girl#im just a girl#im tired of feeling like im fucking crazy#queen of the gas station#old hollywod glamour#queen of disaster#other woman#old hollywood#uptown girls#manic pixie dream girl#gossip girl#girlhood#girl interupted syndrome
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[YUME NIKKI ANIMATIC] Dream Girlfriend and here it is, my magnum opus. starring: Sabitsuki, the useless lesbian Madotsuki, the even more useless lesbian and Urotsuki, the cool one
and featuring my voice! pls be nice i beg you i tried my hardest you may also watch this on my youtube channel if you want: https://youtu.be/AncgEZ70gI0
#animatic#voice acting#fan animatic#yume nikki#yume 2kki#.flow#dotflow#madotsuki#urotsuki#sabitsuki#dumbass bitches#disaster lesbians#ynfg fanart#yume nikki fanart#uhhh voice reveal lol#ms paint#thanks for waiting!#that's rough buddy#inspiración#la chancla#sorry im having too much fun with the tags#this mf madotsuki is NOT getting laid#this woman is LITERALLY dating THE FABRICATIONS OF HER OWN SUBCONSCIOUS#madosabi#yeah i ship them#poniko is technically here too sorta i guess
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every time I enter this art store I'm so nonchalant and in a good mood and then I fumble at the check out so bad like I will be like (normal) hello and everything and I'm doing so well and then something always happens and i end up a stuttering, trembling mess that can't look up oughrghrbr
#i was so good i was doing so good and then i literally just couldn't talk louder#then a whisper AND I started stuttering so i was pretty much just hissing at this poor woman OHMYGOD#km so sorry#this literally happens every time im there#interaction disaster PLEASE save me#walk of shame back home auaughh
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(he doesn't know i like him)
#im just a girl#lana del rey#lizzy grant#lizzy grant era#lana stan#lana unreleased#esoteric#lux lisbon#the virgin suicides#american beauty#girl interrupted#coquette angel#valley of the dolls#dollette#christian bale#diet coke#sharon tate#and god created woman#briggite bardot#1960s#60s#female rage#cinammon girl#sad girl#trailer park trash#trash americana#trash magic#queen of the gas station#queen of disaster#gloomy coquette
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Kris hasn't done anything outright threatening yet but I'm gonna kick her ass into next sunday
#shes GONNA turn on them im sure of it this woman has never cared for anyone besides herself in her fucking life. absolute disaster#scavengers reign spoilers#scavengers reign#kamen and the hollow and every other threat im just like 'oh interesting antagonist'#kris fills me with rage
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#Yeah im drawing her#specifically battinson but hit with the woman beam#i really want her to look like tims mom#pale with a shaggy wolf cut and eyeliner#like bisexual disaster mother like bisexual disaster son#i do think the juxtiposition of giving a raccoon woman a fancy name would be funny but idk#i need help determining the vibes#batman#bruce wayne#Fem!Bruce Wayne#doing my best to draw her like she writes emo poetry
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The Doctor turning into women and having romantic dalliances with men is every kind of queer...to me.
#EMH (pretending to be B'Elanna after having just SPRINTED down the hall): You wouldn't shoot a pregnant woman would you ??;;#Tuvok: (in the most 'give it up' tone possible) ...Come with Me doctor =_=#Tuvok gets docked points for falling for the ol' 'cough cough im sick' excuse but gains them all back by getting suspicious and starting#an investigation all on his own in the background <3#Also Janeway being held captive and being just kinda pissed about the whole situation...yeah#HEHEHE I like this episode it's funny but also the stakes are high#Janeway sort of smirking and doing the 'come here' motion when that alien man was like 'do you know how to fix this?' - her swag.....#Janeway (captive and stressed beyond belief about the warp core): Yeah I have time to serve dom vibes#Tuvok - Chakotay - Janeway: Each having uniquely bad days#(Worst Security disaster ever - Got put in a morgue for hours - Held captive and threatened with death: + Voyager stranded)#I know Chakotay was unconscious for the morgue thing but still#Chakotay: -opens his eyes to see Tuvok standing there-#(they share a look like 'yeah it's some LIFE THREATENING scooby doo bullshit again')#Hey Chakotay maybe next time don't tell the imposter that you know they're an imposter right to their face <3#Just some tactical strategy for next time <3 <- I love him I'm just being a bitch HEHEHE it was funny to me#Doctor: Hey I know we're in the middle of a serious thing here but like. Why don't we. You know. Hang out???#Janeway: -sharp intake of breathe- ......ohhhh I don't really...DO hanging out.#YAY NAR~!!!!! GET HIS ASS~!!!#Nar I hope you live a simple but fulfilling life as a junk dealer or whatever it is you were talking about god bless <3#Doctor: Now that I might die I have some last requests v_v Captain...throw my diary away. DO NOT. READ IT. Tuvok...I told Neelix about that#rash you got on your ass. We laughed about it for weeks. Sorry.#and then I smile and giggle and ass 'ass rash' to the Tuvok lore#SNRKEHEHE DAMN. HE GOT HARRY TOO???#'Sorry I said you sucked absolute shit at playing the saxophone. I should have phrased it more delicately...damn it. It all becomes so clea#when you face the end.' (Harry: You said w hat????) SEVEN-!!#Seven: Stay over there computer boy =_=#SNRKEHEHEHHEHHAHAHAH#Janeway:....Is he...? / B'Elanna: NO. I've got him =_= I just deleted all that spam. He's FINE.#livetweeting
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Skirk Skirk Skirk my beloved
Her mention in the latest Archon quest has me by a choke hold
#smfwtwd#fic stuff#my art#genshin impact#genshin impact skirk#will canon skirk be anything like my fic version?#whose to say#but still god I'm so flattered when people say they think of my skirk when she gets brought up#like seriously thats insane to me thanks yall#thank u for liking this disaster woman#side not the archon quests have spawned several ideas so there might be some more art in the near future#im already working on one inspired by the whale bit#mostly because i can't believe i almost got that right#i mean i still might basically get it right#but mystery whale was probably not one of albedos bros but I can hope pfft
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i have such trouble making normal friendships
#i either cant connect to people properly (autism) and so the friendship fizzles out#or i have no energy to reply / hang out so it fizzles out#or it's weirdly homoerotic which always ends in disaster. or me finding the love of my life (that only happened one time though)#i am a Taken Woman so id rather Not have any other friends that randomly catch feelings for me#im a massive introvert but i still want a close circle of friends#but im also in my twenties#didnt go to uni so i dont have uni friends and i dont go out a fuckton now so it's just like. Shrugs no friends it is#i dont really feel like im missing out though but that is most likely because i have a wonderful girlfriend who's my best friend and#not enough money/time to go out and do things etc. hopefully when i do have those things i can make some friends#but they weren't lying it really is harder as you age esp if you're an introvert#valentina talks
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#aesthetic#lana del rey#this is what makes us girls#coquette#hell is a teenage girl#ldr#coney island baby#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#just girly things#lust for life#dykttatuob#lush mitski#jane birkin#virgin mary#female manipulator#im tired of feeling like im fucking crazy#hyper feminine#female hysteria#queen of the gas station#queen of disaster#other woman#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#i’m just a girl#im just a girl#tumblr girls#uptown girls#manic pixie dream girl#girlhood#girlhood is a spectrum
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I need me another 15 season long series that I can obsess over for 10 months every two years and rot my brain about..
#myspace#supernatural#yes im talking about supernatural#Also yes I’m talking abt criminal minds#emily prentiss you are the woman of my dreams#Spencer Reid you are a beautiful disaster#criminal minds#show recommendations#please please please#(I’ll look into the recommendations after I finish my criminal minds bender)#scene revival
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tl;dr of the cohost drama from someone who popcorned the month long saga in real time: predstrogen and her friends were on cohost all of 3 days before throwing a huge fit (for many reasons unimportant to this story) and started telling people to kill themselves. starryhail called out predstrogen for her behavior without ever actually responding to predstrogen's posts or directly interacting with her in any way (mostly just vagueing about her or screenshotting her public posts). Predstrogen gets so angry that she starts putting this person on blast, tagging posts with their username, screenshotting their posts and reporting their account over and over (the same exact shit she claimed starryhail was doing to her)
starryhail gets banned from cohost. predstrogen gets off without even a warning or her posts removed, despite engaging in the exact same behavior, because she and her clique of friends are so rancid that the cohost staff don't want to touch them with a 30 foot pole.
tl;dr of the tl;dr: nothing that person said was transmisogynistic unless you define transmisogyny that as "disagreeing with literally anything Rita Predstrogen says"
good god this sounds like drama i dont want to touch with a ten foot pole
#either you are a terrible person who hates a random trans woman who got dogpiled off tumblr#OR youre completely right and the whole disaster was one huge trainwreck which led to another trans person getting harassed away from a site#and i am so uninvolved i have no way of knowing which is which#so like. im going to say the cohost drama is none of my business
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Hate it when people call Huntlow a het ship. Canon sexualities aside, Hunter is clearly a nonbinary butch so it’s sapphic 🙄 /lh
*i’m cis, so if this was out of line lmk*
Lol. I love that Hunter can go any way with gender. Trans femme or masc, nonbinary, sure! Whatever! It's rare that it all works for a character so it's cool.
Even if both of them were cis, they're not really het. It's mf but not hetero or straight really.
I'm cis too so idk if this was out line I'm not the person to ask about that lol
Thanks for the ask!
#sorry it took so long to repsond#i dont check these a lot and im very rarely on desktop#huntlow#toh#willow park#hunter noceda#also yes i use she/they pronouns but im a cis woman#girl#i feel like Hunter would use he/they pronouns actually#he's just like me fr#bisexual disaster they/them user#yeah thats it#ask#the owl house
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