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black-swan-ldr · 3 months ago
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𝑺𝒉𝒆’𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 ❤︎︎
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heathertsuki · 5 months ago
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[YUME NIKKI ANIMATIC] Dream Girlfriend and here it is, my magnum opus. starring: Sabitsuki, the useless lesbian Madotsuki, the even more useless lesbian and Urotsuki, the cool one
and featuring my voice! pls be nice i beg you i tried my hardest you may also watch this on my youtube channel if you want: https://youtu.be/AncgEZ70gI0
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rapidhighway · 8 months ago
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every time I enter this art store I'm so nonchalant and in a good mood and then I fumble at the check out so bad like I will be like (normal) hello and everything and I'm doing so well and then something always happens and i end up a stuttering, trembling mess that can't look up oughrghrbr
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sweetstgal111 · 4 months ago
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(he doesn't know i like him)
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a-treatise-on-velociraptors · 5 months ago
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Kris hasn't done anything outright threatening yet but I'm gonna kick her ass into next sunday
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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year ago
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The Doctor turning into women and having romantic dalliances with men is every kind of queer...to me.
#EMH (pretending to be B'Elanna after having just SPRINTED down the hall): You wouldn't shoot a pregnant woman would you ??;;#Tuvok: (in the most 'give it up' tone possible) ...Come with Me doctor =_=#Tuvok gets docked points for falling for the ol' 'cough cough im sick' excuse but gains them all back by getting suspicious and starting#an investigation all on his own in the background <3#Also Janeway being held captive and being just kinda pissed about the whole situation...yeah#HEHEHE I like this episode it's funny but also the stakes are high#Janeway sort of smirking and doing the 'come here' motion when that alien man was like 'do you know how to fix this?' - her swag.....#Janeway (captive and stressed beyond belief about the warp core): Yeah I have time to serve dom vibes#Tuvok - Chakotay - Janeway: Each having uniquely bad days#(Worst Security disaster ever - Got put in a morgue for hours - Held captive and threatened with death: + Voyager stranded)#I know Chakotay was unconscious for the morgue thing but still#Chakotay: -opens his eyes to see Tuvok standing there-#(they share a look like 'yeah it's some LIFE THREATENING scooby doo bullshit again')#Hey Chakotay maybe next time don't tell the imposter that you know they're an imposter right to their face <3#Just some tactical strategy for next time <3 <- I love him I'm just being a bitch HEHEHE it was funny to me#Doctor: Hey I know we're in the middle of a serious thing here but like. Why don't we. You know. Hang out???#Janeway: -sharp intake of breathe- ......ohhhh I don't really...DO hanging out.#YAY NAR~!!!!! GET HIS ASS~!!!#Nar I hope you live a simple but fulfilling life as a junk dealer or whatever it is you were talking about god bless <3#Doctor: Now that I might die I have some last requests v_v Captain...throw my diary away. DO NOT. READ IT. Tuvok...I told Neelix about that#rash you got on your ass. We laughed about it for weeks. Sorry.#and then I smile and giggle and ass 'ass rash' to the Tuvok lore#SNRKEHEHE DAMN. HE GOT HARRY TOO???#'Sorry I said you sucked absolute shit at playing the saxophone. I should have phrased it more delicately...damn it. It all becomes so clea#when you face the end.' (Harry: You said w hat????) SEVEN-!!#Seven: Stay over there computer boy =_=#SNRKEHEHEHHEHHAHAHAH#Janeway:....Is he...? / B'Elanna: NO. I've got him =_= I just deleted all that spam. He's FINE.#livetweeting
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avemstella · 1 year ago
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Skirk Skirk Skirk my beloved
Her mention in the latest Archon quest has me by a choke hold
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odetolovers · 3 months ago
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i have such trouble making normal friendships
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perfectionnightmare · 4 months ago
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I need me another 15 season long series that I can obsess over for 10 months every two years and rot my brain about..
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roughentumble · 7 months ago
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tl;dr of the cohost drama from someone who popcorned the month long saga in real time: predstrogen and her friends were on cohost all of 3 days before throwing a huge fit (for many reasons unimportant to this story) and started telling people to kill themselves. starryhail called out predstrogen for her behavior without ever actually responding to predstrogen's posts or directly interacting with her in any way (mostly just vagueing about her or screenshotting her public posts). Predstrogen gets so angry that she starts putting this person on blast, tagging posts with their username, screenshotting their posts and reporting their account over and over (the same exact shit she claimed starryhail was doing to her)
starryhail gets banned from cohost. predstrogen gets off without even a warning or her posts removed, despite engaging in the exact same behavior, because she and her clique of friends are so rancid that the cohost staff don't want to touch them with a 30 foot pole.
tl;dr of the tl;dr: nothing that person said was transmisogynistic unless you define transmisogyny that as "disagreeing with literally anything Rita Predstrogen says"
good god this sounds like drama i dont want to touch with a ten foot pole
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black-swan-ldr · 3 months ago
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⋆✴︎˚。⋆
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daydreams-and-honeybees · 1 year ago
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Hate it when people call Huntlow a het ship. Canon sexualities aside, Hunter is clearly a nonbinary butch so it’s sapphic 🙄 /lh
*i’m cis, so if this was out of line lmk*
Lol. I love that Hunter can go any way with gender. Trans femme or masc, nonbinary, sure! Whatever! It's rare that it all works for a character so it's cool.
Even if both of them were cis, they're not really het. It's mf but not hetero or straight really.
I'm cis too so idk if this was out line I'm not the person to ask about that lol
Thanks for the ask!
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newathens · 9 months ago
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IM GOING TO BE SICK LIKE ACTUALLY FUCKING THROW UP THIS IS SO HEINOUS TO LOOK AT. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN. CURSE HIM AND HIS BLOODLINE FOREVER
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mamawasatesttube · 1 year ago
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Hello hi I just wanted to say that I loved the silly fluff piece so so so much, it was a serious struggle not to giggle and the only thing that stopped me from outright smiling like a fool is the fact that I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday so my cheeks are swollen
I absolutely adored Tim’s perpetual heart attack over Kon’s everything and his attempts to reason it all away, also his ‘poggers’ is a match made in heaven for Kon’s ‘swag’ the way you write them is golden
omg thank youuuu <3 :D also ouagh sorry about the teeth i hope it heals up fast ;n;
and YEAAAAH theyre both fucking losers. they are loser4loser and deeply in love about it. but, in fairness to tim, if i was attracted to guys and faced with kon's tits being RIGHT THERE i think i too might have a heart attack. they're good tits!
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carbonateddelusion · 1 year ago
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guess who's going to PRIDE bitches
#rox rumblings#me things#edited to add my thoughts:#im super excited! im so hsppy i live in a big big city rn#they have PRIDE they have a MUSIC FESTIVAL GOING ON they have DRAG SHOWS im so fuckin excited#my family told me they highly doubt anything will happen and part of me wants to knock his teeth out for saying that but. yk.#that's how family is sometimes... still leagues better than the sperm donor#also my brother graduated and i got to watch from a livestream <3<3<3#i'm having such a good run of luck after all this bad shit i'm running on a high a little#i'm not MANIC but. it's nice. i feel free.#i'm gonna pick out something cute. maybe do some face painting. do my makeup a lil... spray on sunscreen and bug repellant#pack a hefty flashlight and my pepper spray. pack some protein bars probably.... i don't eat enough protein so#physical activity gets me lightheaded and shaky very easily#i plan on linking up with someone's mom or smth. someone i don't know but in a group yk. since i'm arriving alone#. oh fuck i could get someone's number . .#OH FUCK I COULD GET SOMEONE'S NUMBER..... SHIT......... GOD...#i am a gay disaster that realization shouldn't have hit me as hard as it did.#but the thought of someone- someone i'm actually INTERESTED in- who looks like ME and is like ME flirting with me irl- bowls me over#looks like me as in. yk. visibly lgbtq yk? at least there...#i can pass fine and i have petite white woman privledges but. that's aside from the point#i am having various other thoughts but it's late at night i don't want to get too worked up nd then not be able to sleep!!#it's on the 17th in the afternoon about a 15 minute drive away <3#i'm gonna have to pack SO much water and food..........
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jakowskis · 1 year ago
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my day be so fine then boom i run into a lj comm dedicated to gwen bashing and it's got 2k posts & 500 members. what is WRONG with you people
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