#im 30 today :')

[thysilus]

n e 1 else a ‘nightmares only’ kinda sleeper?

[theroguequeenaniki]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!

[carpboy3000]

monitoring 👁��

[gooseinsoup]

save me nanny ashtoreth.... save me

saw this dress on instagram and then the worms in my brain took over :D

if anyone has a dress theyd like to suggest to see a femziraphale in... send it thru my askbox or dms cause im on the hunt too :3

[buckgettingstruck]

eddie suggested a couples costume for the party chimney didnt even actually want while buck’s own man didn’t dress up. and they pointed both of these things out for reasons im sure dont mean anything significant

[futuristichedge]

Traditional doodling

[meownotgood]

nobody look at me nobody talk to me im. I'M REALLY NOT OKAY....

[rebornofstars]

most of my drafts are tag games or asks ive gotten halfway through writing replies to before realising i didnt know what to say.

and then there's this

and yes this is a @mirensiart reference. because today has truly been a Tuesday. oerhaps even one of the Tuesdays of all time

[fairylando]

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE🩵

[strawberrystepmom]

nothing gets someone unfollowed quicker than age gap discourse like stop pretending that women are these delicate little creatures who cannot possibly make our own decisions even well into our 20s and 30s regarding partners bc they're *gasp* older than us! give me a break yall are fucking these 23 year olds who do nothing but vape so much they have to use online pharmacies to get generic viagra to even fuck you yet we're being cooked for liking Men. grown Men with careers and priorities and responsibility. crazy.

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

I LOST MY FRIENDS GIFT SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE AND I SEE HER TOMORROW MORNING

[myokk]

Eloise and her brother, Leo🫶

[unexpectedbrickattack]

babpy.

[jonsaslove]

Since leaving Winterfell her life has become a series of befores and afters, of thens and nows. Yet she can’t help feeling like she is staring down the edge of a precipice. She was raised to practice her curtseys and mind her manners, not plot murder and conspiracy.

Still, she plasters another dimpled smile on her face and sips her wine, wondering how anyone in King’s Landing could think she would choose to submit to her fate. She’s a Lady, yes, but she is still a Stark.

She always will be.

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Or;

In an alternate timeline the Starks are a little older, a little wiser, a little more dangerous. It doesn't save them, it only makes them bare their teeth—as wolves are prone to do.

Well...here's something new! Just a short prelude, I plan on posting the first chapter tomorrow, but I hope you check this out. It's probably going to end up being another behemoth, which means a long haul, but essentially it's an "older stark kids" AU which will be a bit of a canon rewrite where the Starks start out about ten years older than they were in canon (ish lol, as always playing fast and loose with timelines etc).

I've never had a fic with a jumping off point at the very beginning of the story, so I figured it's time. Plus the main idea of this fic was the first idea for a story I ever had way back before I ever wrote any fic at all.

So excited to see where this one goes! :)

[toxooz]

trying so hard to not let my deranged ass make this too bloody

[whimsyfemme]

*says in mob wife accent* butch husband you spent all of our money on tattoos, dumbbells, and strap harnesses. now we've lost the house