#im (mostly) joking

[froschli96]

If this isn’t setting up Aziraphale learning to actually say the words "I love you" to a certain someone in season 3 then what are we even doing here?

yes, he can’t return the sentiment here bc it’s gabriel obviously but it still feels like he balks specifically at the "love" part. I’m in my delulu era, just let me have this

[onstagesport]

Sapphic poly hatchetfield relationship consisting of Alice Woodward, Lex Foster, Grace Chasity, and Stephanie Lauter. The ship is called Girls with Guns

[novacelestial]

Vacationing in New York, walking down the street, see a battle between the Stars and Bad sanses down one of the streets

This is normal for New York right????

@caretaleandotherstuff

[tennessoui]

Throatfic obi-wan could give Anakin the ultimate distraction by having his baby…

This is such a good point tbh but also can you imagine how many times obi-wan is like. “I need a day without the internal moral struggle of loving someone I know I can’t spend the rest of my life trying to police and I know my love is going to win out over my Jedi tenets and I will eventually become a creature I don’t recognize in order to carry on loving him. I just need a day without all that.” and so he’s like. ‘Hey. I think I’m pregnant’ so anakin will fixate on that for a few days instead of more sithy impulses.

like how many times a month is he like. yeah let’s get pampered. full on cucumbers over the eyes sort of pampered. we deserve it.

[justfriendsbestthings]

🫴🏻🫀 take it it’s yours

[lestowell]

I am paying for the meeting and greet, VIP whatever tickets for the next tour I don't care if I have to be homeless for a few weeks (again) I'm DOING IT

[girlnextvore]

Me at my aunt's funeral vs me during the Hecata civil war when they all kill the Giovanni

[wavygrayvy]

Okay I now we’re all in clown town rn but since we should probably start bracing ourselves for the lack of canonification of lokius next week I wanted to share my mission: let’s get Tom and Owen cast to star in a real romcom - bonus points if David Jenkins gets to direct

[cornfields-td-nonsense]

Do you think Gwen total drama and alejandro burromuerto could be friends

they could bond over being duncan's exes

[arach-tinilith]

Do we think elves reproduce regularly or is it a pon farr situation where once every 10 years they go into heat and NEED to fuck or else they explode and die

[smorkulon]

Fabian and Riz kiss romantically, good bye

[scribblesandink]

The first draft of my novel is literally just going to be the same chaotic ADHD rambles I post on my Tumblr but in paragraph format with a hint of caffeine zoomies and a mild Tylenol overdose

[chronicallylatetotheparty]

Can't believe they gave Nathaniel Adrien's jawline. And for what? Smh

[dangerous-bend]

i dedicate my life to this band and this is the thanks i get?

[sweetvixen1996]

BEHOLD!

BISEXUALITY!

As, congrats to CAPCOM for coming up with the scientifically perfect amount of cleavage for Jill (I am transfixed 👀👀👀). And Chris's biceps are lovely, as always.

[prommytheus]

still not sure if takumi is just *really good* at writing meaningful male friendships or if asoryu was fully absolutely intended to be romantic and hes just subtext god. im content either way but i’d like to know for sure yknow