#ilya bryzgalov

[wehaveagathering]

the loneliest job in the world // tony hoagland

ben jackson / minas panagiotakis / len redkoles / mitchell leff / joel auerbach / jonathan daniel / eliot j. schechter / steve babineau / scott taetsch / bruce bennett / jared c. tilton / minas panagiotakis / gerry thomas / mark blinch / ben jackson / bruce bennett / jeff vinnick / andy marlin / norm hall / gerry thomas / bruce bennett

[takaska]

When I find myself in times of trouble Ilya Bryzgalov comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, "It's only game"

And in my hour of darkness He is standing right in front of me Speaking words of wisdom "Why you have to be mad?"

[2003nhldraft]

Nothing Matters by The Last Dinner Party

Goodbye, Arizona Coyotes :(

Not about the 2003 draft class, but it had to be done.

MULLET ARENA - ADRIAN AUCOIN - GILA RIVER ARENA - TAYLOR PYATT - JOBING.COM ARENA - 2010 - GILA RIVER ARENA - MATTHEW LOMBARDI - GILA RIVER ARENA

Logan Cooley - Clayton Keller - Victor Soderstrom - Blake Wheeler - Maveric Lamoureux - Jakob Chychrun - Danil But - Pierre-Olivier Joesph - Dmitriy Simashev

Puck drop - Jersey Retirement - Doans - Shane Doan - Shane Doan - Josh Doan - Josh Doan - Jersey - Josh Doan

Ilya Bryzgalov - Mike Smith - Curtis Joseph - Dark - Light - 2015 - Shane Doan - 2023

After Last Game

Before Last Game

[circle--of--confusion]

In the wizened words of Ilya Bryzgalov.....

[goalhofer]

Where every player played during the 2012-13 NHL lockout: Philadelphia

Czech Extraliga: Wayne Simmonds (Bílí Tygři Liberec) ECHL: Jason Akeson (Trenton Titans) EIHL: Tom Sestito (Sheffield Steelers) Liiga: Maxime Talbot (Ilves) OHL: Scott Laughton (Oshawa Generals) DEL: Daniel Brière (Eisbären Berlin) & Claude Giroux (Eisbären Berlin) Eishockey-Bundesliga: Bruno Gervais (Heilbronner Falken) & Wayne Simmonds (E.T.C. Crimmitschau) HockeyAllsvenskan: Nicklas Grossmann (Södertälje Sportklubb) & Matt Read (Södertälje Sportklubb) KHL: Ilya Bryzgalov (K.K. C.S.K.A. Moscow), Ruslan Fedotenko (K.K. Donbass Donetsk) & Jakub Voráček (H.K. Lev Praha) AHL: Jason Akeson (Adirondack Phantoms), Sean Couturier (Adirondack Phantoms), Erik Gustafsson (Adirondack Phantoms), Oliver Holton-Lauridsen (Adirondack Phantoms), Brandon Manning (Adirondack Phantoms), Tye McGinn (Adirondack Phantoms), Zac Rinaldo (Adirondack Phantoms), Jay Rosehill (Norfolk Admirals), Brayden Schenn (Adirondack Phantoms) & Harry Zolnierczyk (Adirondack Phantoms) Didn't Play: Braydon Coburn, Simon Gagné, Scott Hartnell, Mike Knuble, Andrej Meszároš, Luke Schenn & Kimmo Timonen

[am8zing]

i just saw ilya bryzgalov 'why you heff to be mad' in a fucking smosh video what goddamn yEAR IS IT

[dontforgetoctober3rd]

Fun fact: next year, it'll be just two more years until Philadelphia can stop paying Ilya Bryzgalov what's left of his contract

[taivaallinen-peura]

a lot of you need ilya bryzgalov saying "it's only game. why do you have to be mad?" in your life

[eightfourone]

JERMA KNOWS ILYA BRYZGALOV??

[hearteyesmcgarrett]

🐺 ⚔️ ❄️ 🐀 for the hockey asks!

🐺 Build a NHL starting line up (3F, 2D, 1G) based on a really weird criteria for comedic effect (e.g. guys with names that sound like Dylan).

it will only consist of captains. they must compete for Ultimate Captain

Sidney Crosby, Gabriel Landeskog, Aleksander Barkov (specifically bc he is the only other person i know of who spells his name that way, and i think he followed me on twitter once upon a time)

Jared Spurgeon, Roman Josi

goalies can't be captains (boo!) but Flower has the correct energy for this team

⚔️ What is goaltender interference? (Wrong answers only).

answered this previously: when you try to give a goalie a hug but some guy shoves you out of the way and makes you sad

❄️ What is your most and least favorite thing about winter?

i love snow!! i hate when its negative a thousand and i have to go outside

🐀 What is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard a hockey player say?

Duhaime saying "For him to do this at 50, it’s special.” about Flower the other day was so fucking funny, esp with Kaprisov saying "“I don't feel like he's 39 years old, he looks 18"

honorable mention for the ever classic "its only game, why you have to be mad?" from Ilya Bryzgalov

[stereax]

so what I pulled from this is that players who are quadrupedal are either: possibly autistic 1oas (mcdavid, macklini) or goalies, who are also clearly a little abnormal in the head. as such, I advance that ilya bryzgalov in neonform would be a centipedal, possibly blasphemic creature that speaks only in wingdings.

so obviously macklin celebrini is a little gremlin, as we have discussed, but I am fascinated by the implications... do all 1OAs speak in cursive and go four legged? or is macklin uniquely some sort of tbh creature? because every time I look at a neon macklin doodle that's what I think of immediately

yippee!

LOL got me curious about the lore of my own drawings . i fear tumblr doesnt like displaying images the way i want so this ones goin to be long as hell

the tl;dr: i dont even think macklini drew the short end of a stick, i think he pulled out a whole worm. what.

feel i havent drawn too many 1oa players... how many times can one person draw a player quadrupedal????

(connor mcbugvid)

uh oh!

(goalie fighting with fleury and sway / how to ride a bike with jornton and macklini)

well at the very least 1oas are not inherently quadrupedal???

(macklini balling / macklini sushi boat)

funny enough i got some bipedal macklinis from the preseason and then it slowly phased out????? though the quadrupedal macklini ALSO came from the preseason???

(hill discovers a taste for crime / gubbi discovers a taste for blood / a taste of bobrovsky)

ive also drawn goalies with more quadrupedal tendencies? (though the hill drawing set DOES imply hes a human running on fours for love of sport. and the gubbi is also the horse so???)

(i dont know if bobrovsky is quadrupedal. its possible! what do you mean i should know . what do you mean thats my own drawing.)

macklini is also the only one who talks in cursive so far… (jumbo does NOT talk in cursive i can tell you that much) (though macklini the IRL guy also doesnt so im not sure how we got here???)

i fear macklini just has some insane characterization from me by the looks of it??? why cant i be doin some normal rpf like athletes kissin each other why it always gotta be macklin celebrini is a quadrupedal yippee boy that talks in cursive

[icedhockey]

hockey players + quotes i think about daily [1/?]

[ice-hockey-is-pretty-cool]

Examples that show goalies are the best, part one

1: Marc-André Fleury tripping

2: Carey Price staring down at Chris Kreider after he bounce off him

3: Juliús Hudáček and Henrik Lundberg leapfrogging

4: Whatever this dude is doing

5: Anything Hudáček does

6: Scott Darling not wanting to deal with this shit

7: Sergei Bobrovsky giving the best hugs

8: Ilya Bryzgalov in general

9: Kari Lehtonen waiting for the puck drop

10: Craig Anderson making himself a chair

>part 1<

{part 2}

[nototherwisespecified]

[dougiewonderland]

So I'm not sure if you guys know, but I've had a letter board that for the last year or two has had this on it:

And tonight I finally gathered the willpower to change it. Everyone, please welcome:

This took so long that it will probably stay for just as long as the last one 😅

[mikkothemoose]

goalies be looking out of their little face prisons at the scoreboard like 🙄