#ily them

[the-physicality]

2nd angle :)

[that-was-anticlimactic]

it made me so happy, as ordinary things often do

“You smell like oranges.”

“I do,” Shouto grins. “Do you like it?”

“Mhm.” Hanta pulls his hand to their face. They make a big deal about smelling it, exaggerating the sniff as much as they can, then press a kiss in the middle of his palm. “Makes me think of home.”

[or, shouto wants to show hanta how much he loves them]

🍊2,840 words | seroroki🍊

[ur-fav-sugardaddy-situation]

Ever since my glitchy reaction- I kinda forgot I was supposed to get drinks. But I get the feeling you wouldn't like to go anymore.. I understand if you don't. Everything's a mess right now and my glitching scared you. I-I dunno... I'll be here if you would like to go and I won't care if you don't

-Mobile.

I’m not really holding the glitching thing over you, Mobile, Honest..

Like okay, sure. It freaked me out… but It’s not exactly your fault. It wouldn’t be fair to stop seeing you over a fault in.. whatever Psychic business we classify this as-..

I’d still like to go, if you’d have me.. But maybe we should wait until after We have this situation under control, yeah?

-W.W.

[teanao]

Bi Panic

[foolsocracy]

another successful mission complete!!!

[call-me-casual]

OKAY I HAD ONE OF THE BIGGEST SCARES OF MY LIFE

I haven’t been on for a few days because I (clearly) goofed something up when trying to delete an inactive account and use its email for this one and it sort of deleted this account?

Anyway I reached out to the recovery team and oh my god they are so good I was literally panicking so damn much.

Moral of the story: be careful fucking around with settings guys

[katebeckets]

how to say “I love you” in x-files [15/?] ⤷ 1.17 — “E.B.E.” / 3.23 — "Wetwired"

my one in five billion.

[inkskinned]

i love when words fit right. seize was always supposed to be that word, and so was jester. tuesday isn't quite right but thursday should be thursday, that's a good word for it. daisy has the perfect shape to it, almost like you're laughing when you say it; and tulip is correct most of the time. while keynote is fun to say, it's super wrong - i think they have to change the label for that one. but fox is spot-on.

most words are just, like, good enough, even if what they are describing is lovely. the night sky is a fine term for it but it isn't perfect the way november is the correct term for that month.

it's not just in english because in spanish the phrase eso si que es is correct, it should be that. sometimes other languages are also better than the english words, like how blue is sloped too far downwards but azul is perfect and hangs in the air like glitter. while butterfly is sweet, i think probably papillion is more correct, although for some butterflies féileacán is much better. year is fine but bliain is better. sometimes multiple languages got it right though, like how jueves and Πέμπτη are also the right names for thursday. maybe we as a species are just really good at naming thursdays.

and if we were really bored and had a moment and a picnic to split we could all sit down for a moment and sort out all the words that exist and find all the perfect words in every language. i would show you that while i like the word tree (it makes you smile to say it), i think arbor is correct. you could teach me from your language what words fit the right way, and that would be very exciting (exciting is not correct, it's just fine).

i think probably this is what was happening at the tower of babel, before the languages all got shifted across the world and smudged by the hand of god. by the way, hand isn't quite right, but i do like that the word god is only 3 letters, and that it is shaped like it is reflecting into itself, and that it kind of makes your mouth move into an echoing chapel when you cluck it. but the word god could also fit really well with a coathanger, and i can't explain that. i think donut has (weirdly) the same shape as a toothbrush, but we really got bagel right and i am really grateful for that.

grateful is close, but not like thunder. hopefully one day i am going to figure out how to shape the way i love my friends into a little ceramic (ceramic is very good, almost perfect) pot and when they hold it they can feel the weight of my care for them. they can put a plant in there. maybe a daisy.

[dotcircledot]

[14-j4r-kitt3enzzz]

Heres something i made for my friends birthday!!!!!!

Ifk what tags to out so there will be none

[kidovna]

reality

[fireflysugarpie]

I think it would be funny if Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu decided to get married, not for tax purposes per se, but for marriage/sex curse immunity. secretly, of course ;)

why would they do this, you may ask? why wouldn't they? excluding aphrodisiacs, there are plenty of curses and/or magical objects just laying around the SVSSS world just waiting for an unsuspecting Peak Lord to trip over them. And since Shen Qingqiu has decided to travel to see all the worldbuilding and cool flora/fauna he missed out on in the original PIDW, he's dragging Shang Qinghua along with him for the ride. Of course, they would need protection against the more serious afflictions they could catch or be caught by, and getting married was the perfectly logical solution!

and if they ended up getting sex-pollened and needed to rail each other anyway? if they both said no-homo after, then it didn't count! and if they had started to sleep in the same bed and woke up in each other's arms, that's because it's cheaper than getting separate rooms! Who cared that Shang Qinghua started to sleep over at Shen Qingqiu's peak when they were both back at the sect? And brought him gifts and food? And that he reciprocated? They were obviously just hanging out as friends.

And friends are supposed to be affectionate and show care towards each other! They're the only transmigrators in this world, so they need to stick together! Watching the other jerk off can be a bonding activity, you know!

And if Shen Qingqiu noticed one day that they stopped saying no-homo? They already know they aren't gay, so it would be redundant to keep saying it. Carding your fingers through your fake (real) husband's hair while he lays in your lap and complains about the merchant's trying to weasel out of a deal with the sect is completely straight behavior!

[clemenlush]

babyyy im yours

[tatretot]

hellooo danandphilgames buddies!! happy belated 10 year (more like 5 but shhh) anniversary :-)

[isjasz]

maybe scarian in alien stage round 6 outfits? :3

Me realizing after 3 full ass sketches that I didn't even draw the outifts much. Anyways have these 💥💥💥💥💥💥

[katebeckets]

how to say "I love you" in x-files [33/?] ⤷ 5.10 — “Chinga”

#normal coworker behavior