#ily kaiser

[dark-night-hero]

Just got this Michael Kaiser inspired henna tattoo because you know, I can't have a tattoo yet. I got it on my collar bone and I really want to show/share it.

P.s I know it's far different from the one Kaiser has but I really had him on mind when I got it. Honestly I want it to be a full arm like him but that would be too price at the moment lmao. So yeah, I got this one rose henna tattoo hoping it'll be somehow close to what Kaiser haves.

(I actually show Kaiser's photo to the artist because i want it to be like that and says at least one rose, the one on his collar would work for the design so He did a pretty good job doing it :))

Also deleting this soon because why not, I'm a shy weird piece of sh- person :")

[ⓒdark-night-hero] 2023° randomness

[damicxyy]

i love kainess to yk

these mfs saying bachisagi is the saddest ship BITCH LOOK AT KAINESS LIKE DUDE...i would likely start bawling my eyes out if you mention kainess , i cry bcs it just hits my heart so deep liek IOWHORH

WHO WANNA MATCH KAINESS PFPS?? no one... ok..ig

[samijey]

Tiffany Stratton & Ludwig Kaiser - Love & WWE premiere (requested by anon)

[bachirasbodyguard]

blue lock as gordon ramsay moments (shoutout to one of the most legendary haters of all time🙏)

[pinkinsect]

okay so what im hearing is we're going to get more isaness fanart

[saetiate]

lowk tho kaiser might be the only one who might be able to handle the way i kind of worship the people i love. might make him feel weird eventually though but yeah i have that ness thing about me LMFAOO

[katasstrophy]

kaiser gets soooo silly around you i swear ... like youre walking around in your heels and short skirt and kaisers trailing behind you like a helpless lil thing ... asking you stuff like "do you need help," "shall i lift that for you", and youre just staring at him because girl ... is he the same guy??? tries to show you one of the attacks he made for münchen and you're not paying any attention, and HE KNOWS while you just murmur a low "hmm, whatever, thats nice," condescendingly and he gets hard . the idea of europe's best soccer players working 24/7 for someone who couldn't give a fuck less??? thats kaisers type ong. give him minimal attention play hard to get walk all over him because this man is whipped !

GIRL IS HE THE SAME GUY 😭😭😭 that one got me because literally. kaiser has the most attention-grabbing (and unfortunately sexy) outward appearance known to mankind — princely blonde hair that ends in cerulean blue, matching the rose ink circling down the length of his muscled arm, red eyeliner, a body every one of his devoted fans salivates over — and yet you have to do a double take each time he saunters up to you trying desperately to win your affections, recognition finally flooding your senses only to level him with a haven't i rejected you before? it drives him up the fucking walls. 

the things that have gotten him everything in life so far — the fame, the talent, the insufferable charm and ego — don't even leave so much as a dent of an impression on you, and it leaves him with a shameless tent in his pants each time.

ignore him, trample all over his pride and he gives into the chase like the loyal dog ness was once to him, crawling on his knees and panting for a scrap of your attention that, if you're generous enough to gift him, brings him higher elation than any other vices he once enjoyed. succumb to his advances — to which, one day, you will; there's simply no other alternative in kaiser's head — and he's free to ravage and punish his newfound empress to his foul, twisted little heart's content.

either way, he gets to taste victory. because michael kaiser always wins. 

[gods-chosen-emperor]

"Oh, hey li'l guy. How're you doing?"

... I'm fine.

who're you?

[yellowelectroslime]

Ness running up to you to give u a hug 🫂

[popponn]

im suffering through a backpain rn so all i will offer for a while are rebblogs with madman babblings. and here, for anyone who are interested (whoever u r, ily.)

[saekkas]

Rin rin the kaiser lover anon entity is at least two people bc im one of them 😭 (i sent the ask saying how your mikka is the best and unique considering how others write about him and the praise one)

also consider spring deep cleaning with kaiser and giving him a fashion show of allllllll the clothes you have bc you need to decluster your closet. You don't need to know that he could list and tell you which pieces you don't wear anymore with eyes closed, he just leans back and enjoys the show (and ofc helps with zippers)

yes yes i recognize you !! the other is user mirahua (still cackling at this). would you like an emoji, anon? so i can differentiate you with others? no pressure though! :>

and AH?? AAAAHHH?? AAAHHHHH!!! YES big yes to that !!! closely regarding to that, i feel like kaiser would be like a passenger princess but this time, it's in terms of cleaning KWHSKSJ

like he won't help he'll just be there for moral support (and ofc, like you said- he has like a third eye regarding all your clothes but he'll keep that a secret bcz he enjoys your kisses too much)

[ggwendolyn]

BOOMSHAKALAKA YES GAWDDD we love our glorious traumatized king kaiser 🙏🏻🙏🏻

boomshakalaka yes gawd

[mvrdermeharder]

Kaiser-goal analysis part 1:

Okay this has been on my mind for a while and I want to get it out real quick

it wasn’t quick, i’m still editing this TWO DAYS LATER

[This is not the analysis I’ve said I wanted to write about Kaiser’s fucked up relationships, I still didn’t get started on that… But I’ll tag you @fyeahkainess since this “little” summary of Kaiser’s goals has a lot to do w kainess, so I thought it might interest you anyways…]

So, most of the goal celebrations in bllk include players giving each other physical affection, or getting close to one another.

And I guess there’s Rin’s latest goal, which is a kinda-nuts-but-still-strangely-endearing moment where he unintentionally bonds with the other crazies of pxg.

But we also have some strikers who did not get a so called ��cute celebratory moment” after their goal: Noa against Barcha, Kunigami against Barcha and Manshine, Chigiri against BM

HOWEVER

These players have only scored once or twice

(Ik chigiri scored against manshine and ubers too, but we did not see the what kind of celebration happened after it)

So then we have Kaiser, who scored one goal in every game, each getting more and more impressive from a technical and difficulty standpoint, and yet… there’s less and less directly affirmative celebration going on after each one

So I’ll try to make sense of that if I can…

First goal:

Everything goes according to Kaiser’s plan,

Ness is the one who assists,

Kaiser is very satisfied with the goal,

The pose oozes confidence, there is an ominous, untouchable quality about it (the strong shading and artistic composition of the panel also helps), it’s hard to imagine anyone trying to approach him for a hug or something

Others admire/acknowledge his talent from afar (Isagi’s and Noa’s comments have the most weight, but other players are in awe as well)

And what we see afterwards is Kaiser getting a high five from Ness -> quick and brief physical contact, which based on Kaiser’s facial expression, only seems like an indulgence to let Ness have something.

Still, Kaiser lets him close, and keeps his body turned towards him in an open, relaxed position. And I would really like to highlight it: Ness is the only one he lets close, even if the other BM players actually contributed to the goal as well (I’ll elaborate on this later)

Second goal:

Everything goes according to Kaiser’s plan,

Ness assists,

Kaiser is satisfied with the goal,

The pose - while still full of confidence and satisfaction - is much less intimidating. I could actually imagine other players getting close to celebrate, he seems far less unapproachable here. It’s the goal itself that gives him that untouchable vibe instead of the pose.

Which is why still, other players acknowledge his skills only from a distance.

Although a high five or other physical contact is absent this time, Kaiser keeps facing Ness and even approaches him. This greatly contrasts with how he keeps his back to Isagi, only turning to him in a cocky manner to tease and belittle.

And it all makes sense: in ch 243 Kaiser says how his goal is “to send all the worlds soccer players to the depths of despair” in ch 261 he expresses that he doesn’t know how to receive kindness, it’s easier to be a target of malice, and that he enjoys being an untouchable impossibility that brings despair.

So of course he doesn’t celebrate his goals with other players. Instead, seeing their shocked face and broken spirit is the celebration itself. That is the reason why he’s so weirded out by Isagi being all fired up instead of hopeless. It’s uncomfortable for Kaiser, who is still on his high from the goal and the reaction it evokes. It’s like a slap in the face that drops him from his happiest state.

He later expresses how Isagi’s behavior when faced with the impossible is not normal in ch 207. We see how it bothers him greatly as it goes against everything that he exists for. So he starts fixating on Isagi even more in the next match, to crush him as to finally feel satisfied and get affirmation for himself. Because seeing others broken after his victory is the only thing making him feel human, it’s the only thing that makes him feel good for once, so obviously, he needs to see Isagi fall in line. In the next game however…

Third goal:

Isagi is the one who starts the play, Kaiser simply steals the ball -> he doesn’t have control over the plans and playmaking,

Ness does not contribute,

Kaiser hates that the only possibility for his goal had to start with Isagi’s plans, it goes against his own esteemed self worth, thus he’s not proud of it at all.

After his goal, we see him obviously pissed off but still holding it together if only barely: his expressions and eyes are mostly covered by his hair, but when we see them they are nothing but furious and frustrated.

While other players are shocked by the impossible goal and acknowledge it - again, from a distance - Kaiser does not take satisfaction from it.

So what we see afterwards is a Kaiser who is doing his best to mask his frustration, with the only one daring to approach being an overjoyed Ness. And well, from Ness’ viewpoint, so far he has has received “affection” when Kaiser is on a high from an incredible goal, and this one was the most impressive and difficult one yet, so obviously they could celebrate this together right? Maybe in a way that lets him even closer to Kaiser?

In ch 243 he says “at some point his dream became mine”, but I think there is much more to this… In my opinion he’s just as exited about seeing Kaiser happier than ever and possibly being allowed to be close to him, as he’s exited about the goal itself. Because remember, we have NEVER seen Ness initiate physical contact. Kaiser is the one does, but only rarely: when he’s feeling the most assured in his existence = after scoring a mind-blowing goal that Ness’ pass sets him up to. (More on all of this later in the post…)

But unlike before, Kaiser does not face him after the goal, he keeps his back to him, and then viciously snaps as he can’t bear Ness voicing out (what he himself considers) as failure.

There is a sharp 180 in Kaiser’s behavior that’s obvious: he does not want to face Ness, only does so to reprimand him, and when he’s done with that (the circled panel above) he immediately turns away from him to face Isagi instead

After he declared how much he needs to see Isagi lose to him, this newest goal only contributed to the opposite of that. So now he feels even worse, needs to bury Isagi and the threat he poses to his existence even more urgently. This takes up all of his attention and focus.

And imo he does not bother to reward Ness with attention for another additional reason: Ness did not assist or contribute to the play. Kaiser only keeps him close so that he could have someone to pass to him and create a path to score. It’s very likely he’s INTENTIONALLY giving the most affection to Ness only after scoring with his help. Essentially love bombing him to encourage Ness’ cravings for making a goal possible, so that he could get to see Kaiser at his happiest, at his most open-to-affection-state. Which all benefits Kaiser.

(Alright I’m sorry, I swear I will post the continuation tomorrow, but this is already so long, and i’m still not finished w putting my thoughts together regarding the fourth goal… Because boy oh boy there are even more stuff to analyze with the Magnus goal…

So rn I’m posting this as a part 1, as I just can’t bear to have it in my drafts any longer)

Edit! Read part 2 here, and part 3 here.

[bachirasbodyguard]

Best and worst match in the NEL so far

Thank you for the question!!!

My answer is going to be greatly influenced by what characters are in the teams that BM was facing and my personal preferences so this will be biased as fuck. Also, I think it’s a little hard to evaluate because the circumstances were so different for each one re Isagi’s role in the team, but here's my take.

The Barcha match: Way too short. A HUGE plus was simply Bachira being there though (and Otoya's scrawny ass as well). Also, I really like Lavinho. I think Barcha as a team has great vibes and swagger and I'm really sad we didn't get to see more of them.

Obviously, it's understandable why this game was so short - it just served as an introduction to how this arc was gonna work and who Kaiser is. Still, I wish there had been more...

The MC Match: The length and pacing of this game were great. Unfortunately, I can’t evaluate this match very fairly because I simply do not give a single shit about Nagi or Reo, and since so much of the focus was on them, I just didn’t enjoy this game that much. One big plus was Chigiri being a baddie and the amazing ending with the whole “how does it feel to be a clown in my story” spiel. Also, I liked seeing more of Noa and learning about his attitude towards Isagi.

I think Isagi's and Kaiser's relationship/rivalry was explored so well during this match. Additionally, and very, very importantly, I really liked seeing Isagi... struggle. I liked seeing him fail and lose his shit and be desperate and angry. It added stakes and anticipation, and really left me as a reader wondering what he was going to do next. It was great.

The Ubers Match: I love Ubers as a team because many of the characters I like are on it + Lorenzo was a great new addition + the team has a great dynamic.

The one huge fucking minus was that during this game things started going well for Isagi to an almost cartoonish degree. The flip from "Isagi is struggling! How will he ever beat Kaiser and become the best? The suspense is killing me!" to "Isagi can do everything and everything goes his way. C'mon, he's the main character," was a little too fast for me; I kind of didn't enjoy it. He became too successful too fast. I hope the PxG game fixes this somehow.

What I did enjoy immensely however was whatever the fuck was happening with Kaiser and his character development. Like all true Kaiser fans, I want to see him fail and cry and scream and throw up, and we actually got that here! Here's to more of that in the next game. 🥂

To summarize: I have no idea bro. I think that overall the MC game was probably the best one pacing, story-telling, and stakes-wise, but, again, I didn't personally enjoy it that much simply because of who is on the MC team. I liked reading through the Ubers game the most but I don't think it was the best writing-wise.

[saetiate]

I’m giggling bc one of my best friends sent me your Kaiser fic as a recommendation to read and now I’m rubbing my hands evilly together like this

I’ll see you in like two hours with shit to blabber about I’m sure

ohmygosh words cannot describe. i am in awe, sobbing, crying, and so so grateful for your comments my friend :'))) truly thank you so so much, i am so honored to have received something like that, from someone as talented as yourself as well. i want to give it the response it deserves so i will respond to it again in the morning, sorry for the delay but know i am like truly on the ground and genuinely sending you so much love and wishing you all the kindness in the world because i am like going insane rereading it over and over again

[gods-chosen-emperor]

Mod has a DEVIOUS idea... I'll try it preferably tomorrow but if it itches too much then it'll be out like later.