#ily evil bug. my favorite

[salmondays]

WELCOME TO MY POST ABOUT MY WONDERFUL THOUGHT EXPERIEMENT/ISAT OC: THE EVIL BUG

first things first. technically custody of evilbug is shared between me and my buddy @mantisgodsdomain. okay so heres the premise of evilbug: -me and a buddy of mine (@mantisgodsdomain) came up with a theoretical"nsfw mod" for isat. it is exactly the same as normal isat except now theres an evil bug -the bug isnt sentient or anything. it just lives in the house and occasionally attacks people to lay eggs in them -there are many fucking hilarious worldbuilding implications to the addition of the Evil Bug. we decided that the evil bug is allowed to stay there bc the head housemaiden treats it like her little purse dog. theres an egg-laying room in the bathroom with motivational posters on the walls. the bug is an exotic species and is non-native to vaugarde

the evil bug is like our shared custody isat oc. its literally just a giant bug that lays eggs in people and lives in the house. but as we attempt to rationalize its existence we just keep fucking cracking up at the quickly growing web of stupid little things that would be necessary to justify all of that. click under the readmore if you want some evilbug questions and evilbug answers

other evilbug facts: -every now and then itll change its nest to a random room or closet or whatever. this is a Regularly Changing bug. when it molts, it often changes shades and patterning on its shell

-i personally am of the belief that the evil bug is like. large dog size.

-each egg is soft and roughly golf-ball sized and shaped

-it is blessed by the change god. which implies that mirabelle Couldve been blessed, but the change god just preferred this fuck ass bug

-^which means that in the loops, there is now the evil bug to contend with. it didnt get frozen. which means that every run, siffrin has to beef with the evil bug in order to get past it. however mirabelle is well aware that the evil bug is the dearly beloved pet of her dear mentor, and she cant just let her friends beat the shit out of it. which means that Someones gotta step up to the plate each time to get egged so that the evil bug is out of the way. siffrin fucking hates this bug. nobody likes this bug

-everyone hates the evil bug. its my beloved little creature. all it exists to do is inconvenience people in fun and slightly traumatic ways. and by god will it do that

anyway if anybody has any more questions about evil bug PLEASE feel free to send me asks. i love thinking about evil bug. its such a silly thought experiment. we love you evilbug

[recapitulation]

symphony asks #16 but do it for every mahler symphony. you can fuck/marry multiple symphonies but you have to kill at least one.

hi ily <3

okay okay. thank u for laying out killing rules. okay.

Fuck/Marry/Kill for [symphony]?

i must marry mahler 1. she's bright and wonderful. some youtuber once referred to 1 as an "introduction to mahler's world" and that's how i think of her now. she's like a door or an open window. she would be a great wife.

marry. she's literally my wife. i want her around me forever. i need her beside me at all times.

fuck obviously. my bug can get it.

this is so sad but i do think mahler 4 is my least favorite mahler symphony so i might have to kill her. im so sorry mahler 4 i love u i prommy. you are on a list of 10/10 legends so it's hard.

the sexy low brass notes and the love note adagietto... fuck <3

well there's a hammer. so fuck

i said this one before but mahler 7 feels like a weird fever dream or an evil puzzle-like trick. i would like to marry her. i want to wake up with a nightmare creature staring at me

mahler 8 feels like the most religious experience out of all of these (although mahler 2 is close...) so i must say fuck

this is the only one that doesn't seem obvious. i want to get to know mahler 9 better so i will say marry. tell me ur secrets

fuck <3

[thebugass]

Total Drama Questions

By @the-type-a

1. Favorite character & why? Courtney because of the simple fact that she slays. She terrifies me and intrigues me. What made you like this, Courtney? Are you aware that you're a wreck? Can I fix you? Are you okay? Questions that the show will choose to demonize Courtney over answering every time, but a boy an dream.

2. Favorite season? Season one

3. Worst season? ...All Stars

4. Otp? Courtney x Duncan

5. Top 3 couples? Courtney x Duncan, Harold x Lashawna, Alejandro x Heather

6. Create your own challenge. Kiss me...... please?

7. Describe your OC. My OCs a bug. He wouldn't do very well on total drama considering the fact that he's a bug. He wouldn't try either. He'd just bug the competition. What a lad.

8. Least fav character & why? Owen. I understand that he's the nostalgic face of the series, but dear lord, not one of his jokes has ever landed for me. If you're into fart jokes, good for you. I'm sick of it, and it's just gross for me. At least Justin had "I wouldn't know, math is for ugly people." I quote that daily. I'm also a huge Mike hater. As somebody with DID... oof. Can I have... better representation... please? I'll take anything at this point. Just don't make EVERY CHARACTER WITH DID EVIL STOP ITTTT. im the only evil one uwu :) WAIt NO I FORGOT ABOUT SIERRA. This list is going off the rails, I'm sorry. Sierra's 100% my least favorite, though. Isn't abuse and stalking FUNNY, guys? Isn't this horrible thing I had to deal with for years just absolutely HILARIOUS. Insert laughs here. No. I'm giving you judgmental stares, Fresh TV. You've been towing the line for a while, and Sierra just crossed it and then ran a few miles for good measure. Fuck you, Sierra.

9. Favorite challenge? The awakeathon. It was a down to earth, neat idea. Not to say I don't like the insane ideas from later, because I do, but it just felt so... normal. When they're getting mauled by bears, I can't relate. I CAN relate to being exhausted because please just let me sleep.

10. Do you have a favorite fan fic? Yes. You don't get to know what it is, though.

11. How old were you when you joined the fandom? Thirteen when I watched the show and fourteen when I began to stalk the fandom from the shadows.

12. Did you ever RP, if so, who? Never done a total drama RP, I'm afraid. The idea just has never appealed to me.

13. Top five girls? Am I allowed to list Courtney five times? No? Okay. Courtney, Heather, ...God, I have the Wiki pulled up. I do not like many of these poor people, do I? Bridgette's alright. I like Crimson because she has a cool design. Lashawna's a neat lass, too.

14. Top five guys? Duncan, Alejandro, Noah, Cody, and Harold.

15. Who would you join an alliance with? I'll take Bridgette or Gwen. Bridge is entirely useless and I'm not all that fond of Gwen, but they seem vaguely trustworthy. Don't let Gwen near your boyfriends, though.

16. Who would you wanna go against in the final two? Cody. I can beat Cody's ass. (Sorry Cody ily)

17. Underrated character? Courtney. Very popular character, but there is no height that she can reach that wouldn't be underrated for her magnificence.

18. Favorite TDWT song? THE ONE ABOUT BUG FUCKING. You see, I am a bug. I do not fuck bugs but you get my point. If I had one. I don't think I had a point.

19. Worst TDWT song? The racist Chinese one.

20. Is there another show you’d like to see a crossover with TD? I want a TD crossover with my OCs (non TD related) just because they'd be so concerned the entire time like "Your host just threw a shark at you are you ok" and everyone would be like "Oh no thats normal"

21. Favorite team (of any season)? The villians from all stars. Hate all stars and hate almost all of the characters but fuck if it isn't funny to shove every asshole into one house with poor Gwen.

22. Who do you think deserved to win at least once? C O U R T N E Y. She would invest the money. Responsible little gal.

23. Something you would change 100% from any season? TDWT Duncney breakup. And if that has to happen, TDAS Gwuncan breakup. I still want it to happen, but GOD. If that abomination of a ship is what you destroy my OTP for, what was the point. Oh. Drama. Right. Listen, if Duncney has to go out, let it go out for something good. Not whatever that two second long relationship was.

[lovemesomesurveys]

[yoliebloop]

where was your last kiss? I think it was in his car. It was like 8 years ago, so my memory is a little foggy.

have you ever had that person hold you? Yes.

when was your last piercing? When I got my ears pierced as a baby.

Last kiss, when was it? Like I said, it was like 8 years ago.

Do you ever look at yourself and get angry? Yes. I’m really upset, disappointed, and disgusted with myself to be honest.

are you hiding something from the one you love? Nothing major.

can you tell the difference between coke and pepsi? I definitely can and Coke is better.

do you prefer weed or cig? I’ve smoked weed and at least there’s benefits to it, but I have no desire to ever smoke a cigarette.

what do your parents say about smoking? They support weed being legal because of the medicinal benefits, but as for cigarettes there’s no good from that.

do like kissing with tongue or without? I don’t mind a little tongue.

what's your favorite body spray? I don’t have one currently. It’s been awhile since I’ve used any body spray.

clear lip gloss or tinted? Tinted.

what show is hilarious to you? Hmm.

what's the worst thing about sex? I’m a virgin so I wouldn’t know.

have you ever thought you were pregnant? Nope.

when you were young did the word sex bother you? No.

what did your first crush look like? I vaguely remember now cause I was like 9 years old, but I’m pretty sure he had brown eyes and short brown hair.

is your body more curvy or flat? Flat.

current mood? Sick and tired of being sick and tired.

what kind of girls piss you off? People who are assholes in general piss me off. <<<

is ice cream in winter weird to eat? Nah. I drink hot coffee year round, which some people think I’m crazy for during the summer, so who am I to judge.

what's your least favorite holiday? Valentine’s Day.

if you’re having a boring day what do you usually do? I do the same things everyday.

do you turn to food when your upset? No.

is your bf/gf good with your parents? I’m single.

does chewing with someone's mouth open make your angry? Maaaaaaajor pet peeve.

what's something you hate about people? Closed-mindedness and people who are very judgmental and rude.

are you jealous of other girls? No. I am envious of some, though, like of their hair, looks, or body type. 

who last made you upset? I don’t recall who, but I’ve just been so frustrated, irritated, and upset with my health and how I’m feeling, as well as where I’m at in my life. I’m just so exhausted and don’t want to feel this way anymore.

does he/she usually upset you? I get upset about that stuff a lot.

who's more strict mom or dad? My parents aren’t strict, but my dad is definitely more overprotective.   what feature do you find pretty about yourself? Nothing.

I hate stuck up girls, do you? I dislike anyone who is stuck-up. <<<

do any of your friends have a nasty ego? I don’t have any friends, but I wouldn’t want a friend like that.

which smile face do you prefer? :)

does playboy make you sick? It’s not something I’ve had an interest in.

would you ever kiss a girl? No.

what about date, would you date a girl? No.

are blondes that hot? Some are, but I don’t think someone is hot just because they’re blonde.

can you remember your 4th grade teacher? Yes, he’s my favorite teacher.

what grade are you currently in? I’m done with school.

what do you usually buy/pack for lunch? --

do you think soda should be served at school? I was so upset that they removed the soda machines the year I got to high school haha. I thought it was cool to be able to get that at school.

why do you think farting is so gross to guys? I didn’t think guys typically found farting to be disgusting.

is burping gross? If you’re being loud and obnoxious about it.

do you stink right now? I just my smell my laundry detergent on my clothes.

ever watched YouTube makeup tutorials? Yeah.

are butterflies the cutest bug? Um, “cute” and “bug” don’t belong together in the same sentence unless you’re saying, “bugs aren’t cute.”

what tattoo would you get if you HAD to get one now? I’ve wanted to get “free bird” for several years.

are snakebites sexy? or over talked about? I used to think so back in my emo days.

last thing you drank? Water.

Favorite kind of gum? Minty kind only.

last song you heard? I don’t remember.

what are some of the lyrics? --

do you like M&M or Lil Wayne more? I like Eminem more. M&M, ha.

what do you think of hilter? Uh, he was a vile, evil piece of shit?

do dogs have feelings? They absolutely do.

are you afraid of snakes? YES.

favorite snack? I like to have cookies, muffins, donuts, brownies, cupcakes or Little Debbie snacks with coffee.

is Kool-Aid beautiful to you? Uh, I’ve never thought of it as being beautiful.

can you remember the last time you cried? Last night.

cocoa or coffee? Coffee, always.

7 forever or 51 forever? 51 forever.

ever seen the notebook? Nope.

"The Hills" do you think there acting or its real drama? Of course there’s acting involved. They hype things up and set things up to make certain things happen. 

ever got in a fist fight? Nope.

ever get a boob job? No.

what’s your biggest flaw? I have so many to choose from.

i hate when people say "i luv u" or "ily" do you? Not a fan either, personally.

do you think cussing is trashy? I don’t like when it’s done excessively.

all time favorite band? Linkin Park.

thongs are butt dental floss. ...

rather have your guy wear tightie whities or thong? How about boxers.

your thoughts on speedo's, i think it should be speed-NO's! I don’t care.

do you think chest hair is hot? (ew) No.

what about nipple hair (lol)? No. omg what would you do if your bestfriend had nipple hair, would u tell her? Uh, I wouldn’t know if they did and that’s not of my concern. Like why would I care? Also, I’m sure she’d be aware of it.

are popping zits fun? I don’t think it’s fun, but I do it. I have an awful picking habit.

is acne gross to you? Yes, it’s not a pleasant thing to have. 

can you count to 7,800,900,1. backwards? I would never even try.

anything bugging you? My head.

do you enjoy sneezing? No.

do you feel bad for bugs? always being killed cause they look weird:( No.

zebra print, do you like it? Nah.

belly ring or lip? Neither.

do you like septums? No.

what would your parents do if you got a tattoo? They wouldn’t care, but they’d be shocked if I actually got one cause they know how big of a baby I am, ha.

what about getting pregnant? They’d definitely be shocked to say the least about that.

are you on birth control? No, I don’t have a reason to be.

[roleplcyheaux]

Your name and pronouns:

asha! she/her pronouns! 

Your favorite movie / tv show at the moment:

i did recently binge I May Destroy You and it was *chef’s kiss*. i’ve also been re-watching Girlfriends on Netflix too because Tracee Ellis Ross is truly worth it! if you haven’t watched it before i def recommend it though....yanno it’s an late 90′s-early aughts show so some of the jokes haven't aged well. last but not least i’ve been watching this K-Drama called Flower of Evil too and oh my gooooosh i couldn’t rec it more!!!! the plot basically centers around this couple where wife is a successful detective and the husband???? well he is the “missing” son of a serial killer ( daddy dearest killed like 10 people i think??) whose accused of not falling far from the tree himself ( when he was senior in hs he disappeared from his small town right after the sheriff was mysteriously murdered hmmmm ). but of course the wife doesn’t know that and now there is a copy-cat killer running around risking the husband’s new life AND IT’S WILD AND SO GOOD!!! also they have a daughter who is literally too pure and too cute for this earth! 

Why are you interested in joining the roleplay?

i’m a sucker for the horror / mystery genre!!!!! which....if you know me you’d know is odd cause i’m highkey a scardy cat but like horror movies are completely different than books and rps okay?!?! okay!  this place also seems so thoroughly thought out and i can tell how much love and thought went into this and i would love nothing more than to help frankie bring it to life!!! i’m not in any rps right now ( well one discord based one ) and i’d love to hop back in now that life has mellowed out!

Tell us a little about the character you’re thinking of applying for:

much like many of the fine people below me, i’m kinda stuck between two muses?!?! but i’m sure i’ll make my decision soon or idk maybe i can cop out and you guys can tell me who you’d prefer to see??

abigail ‘abby’ alby, twenty-six, aspiring novelist / manager @ spotlight cinema. the youngest of george alby’s grandchildren, abigail came into the world with a silver spoon hanging from her infant lips. she’s never needed for anything and essentially grew up coddled and protected from the world around her. very gullible & naive. glides through life in rose-tinted glasses. can and probably will cry at the drop of hat. is still waiting for harry styles to accept her marriage proposal tbh. known as a cursed hopeless romantic around town. leave a guy at the alter once and suddenly no one wants to date you :( :( :( [ definitely inspired by the only lovers left alive open plot! ]

isobel ‘issy’ bishop, twenty-five, dispatcher at pleasance fd. issy was left on the sidewalk in front of the fire station at three days old. no one knows where she came from or who her parents could possibly be. rather than following protocol and calling child services, the fire chief at the time allowed one of his firefighters to take the bundle of joy home. growing up with the bishops was chaotic to say the least but in the best way possible? issy grew up with seven siblings in total and four family pets. you could say her adoptive parents had a hard time NOT taking in those in need. most of her siblings have gotten out of pleasance but isobel’s curiosity keeps her within town limits. [ mayhaps issy could be involved in the mystery gang! but also i wouldn’t put it past her to work solo either so! ]

Do you have any potential wanted connections? 

um um um if i decide to bring in abby i’d love some more albys lurking around for her to bug?? mayhaps her ex-fiancee that she left at the alter ( she definitely ghosted after the fact and still hasn’t really given him an explanation)??? i’d love her to have childhood friends who she’s remained close to!! or people who hate her family, i mean family feuds are fun! if i bring in isobel i’d definitely love to see her eccentric parents! and a couple of her siblings too! most of them left but i’m sure there are still a couple around for one reason or another! the bishops are a very mismatch family of misfits who dance to the beat of their own drum so and issy loves them all dearly even if they embarrass her/give her headaches sometimes! 

Any self-promos?:

idk i don’t have anything to promo really?!?!!? but if you’re reading this ily and i hope you’re having a good day!

[earthsbestdefnder]

get ready cause I went a little crazy: 1, 13, 22, 35, 39, 44, 57, 73, 75, 95, 105, 113, 133, 142, and 150 😘

ily

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

I think it was probably one of my close friends...I think it was Alice! We worked at a day camp at my church this past week and the whole time we got to work closely together and I think we were skipping around the parking lot holding hands 👭

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

I’m not sure I’ve ever realllyyy had someone play with my hair? But I think, yes I’d like it 😊

22. Where would you like to travel?

Oh I would love to just see the whole world!!!! 🌎🌍🌏 But if I had to pick one place, I would choose Egypt. I’ve wanted to see the pyramids since 5ever

35. Would you rather live without tv or music?

Oh my god??? This is an evil question??!!?!! AHH honestly I think I’d rather live without music :/ but thank GOD I don’t have to literally make this decision

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Target, Sephora, Ulta, World Of Disney, American Eagle, Boxed Lunch, H&M, and oof idk as long as someone’s selling something I can basically guarantee I’ll enjoy being there agskshskdj 🛍

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Outer Space!! ☄️ I’m like high key terrified of the ocean

57. Favorite food?

Chicken!

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

YES! I sleep with a medium sized Spider-Man tsum tsum. Can’t sleep without him 💙

75. Favorite animal?

HIPPO 🦛

95. Last movie you watched?

Ummm???? I’m blanking!?? I think the last movie I watched was Set It Up! There’s a possibility it was Always Be My Maybe....idk it was one of those two!

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

No :(

113. What was your childhood nickname?

T-Bug 💗 but only my parents called me that

133. Favorite lyrics right now?

ahh okay some current favorite lyrics are:

Cause kindness is weakness / or worse your complacent / I could play nice or could be a bully / I’m tired and angry / but somebody should be.

You just need to take several seats / and then try to restore the peace / and control your urges to scream / about all the people you hate.

It was fun when we were young but now we’re older / those days that were the worst they seem to glow now / we were up and down and barely made it over / but I’d go back and ride that rollercoaster / with you.

142. Favorite month?

I’m particularly bias to the month of March as that’s when I was born but I honestly think my favorite month is December.

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“I am not sorry,” he says, “and I will not apologize.”

This is from Ignite Me which is the third book in the Shatter Me series which so far is PHENOMENAL

[kihyeet]

late nite get 2 know me tag

rules: tag 15 people you want to know better

i was tagged by @mlnhyuks who wants to know more abt me over the internet like a coward jk we both get distracted by ur fancams and yelling ily fari

relationship status: single lady

favorite colors: yellow!!!!!

lipstick or chapstick: lipstick :’) my one true love

favorite food: tbh any asian cuisine and i will almost never turn down a latte

song stuck in my head: superlove by my queen tinashe

last movie i watched: the devil wears prada ! for the first time last night

top 3 tv shows: b99, avatar the last airbender, weightlifting fairy 

books im currently reading: i’ve lost the capacity to read since i entered college but i read this rlly cute cheesy ya novel called emergency contact by mary hk choi it’s such a cute read

last thing i googled: usps shipping tracker bc my main bitch in canada shipped me her doc martens :’))

time: 10:12 pm

how many blankets do you sleep in: 2 layers always

dream trip: the homeland vietnam!!!! like a whole country excursion i want it very badly

anything you really want: i want for my dance team to start up again when school starts and i want to keep improving and performing :’)) also ive been thinking abt starting a kpop cover team maybe that too??? also i would like to maintain my current gpa without dying next semester and also for my family to survive my brother’s college app szn hahahaha also i want to see the monstas again so badly this was a lot im sorry

age: 19 rip

birthplace: hanoi vietnam !

current time: did this ask for time twice?? 10:15 pm

drink you had last: *ck voice* w0tuh

easiest person to talk to: my demonic friend taeyun who will bitch with me until we die

favorite song: been through by exo has been such a fave for the year...... additionally i will always listen to we dont talk anymore bc im a sap

grossest memory: i was rlly sick with the flu during school and i was in the dorm shower and i coughed up this nasty clot of like clumped up old mucus and some blood from my dry throat :’)

hogwarts house: ravenclaw

in love?: naboi

jealous of people?: sometimes.... and it gets combined with petty like why can they do this and i can’t?? and then i sometimes end up just feeling bad abt myself but u know we’re all growing im channeling it into better energy 

killed someone?: the only thing i kill is intruding bugs smh

love at first sight or walk by again?: keeping walking by bc love at first sight is infatuation and not real :)

middle name: hai !! like the sea 

number of siblings: one lil bro

one wish: i want the people i love to be well and to have good wholesome lives

person you last called: my dad to ask him how he wanted me to boil the duck

questions you’re asked the most: “so are u liek chinese” “what’s wrong with you” (by my friends bc they’re MEAN) “did u do the homework yet”

reasons to smile: this is wild but scamming capitalism and snatching ridiculously good deals on things lmao

song you last sang: jealousy while i did the dishes

time you woke up: 11 am

underwear color: black

vacation destination: my fam’s planning a trip to southern europe!!! soon and also any sexie national park tbh

worst habit: compulsively pulling my weird hairs out, sleeping poorly during school, being an insecure lil bitch!!!

x-rays?: of my evil molars that have suddenly decided to grow in now after 3 years of braces

your favorite food: various cheeses/cheesy snacks, pho, bao, iced lattes/boba, carBohYdraTes

zodiac sign: capricorn sun, leo moon, capricorn venus, leo rising yeet

im tagging: @kihyuu, @jealousymp3, @changkyunsprincess, @kihani, @showhohyuk, @honeymintki, @minhyukie (hi amy) i cant do 15 yall im sorry

[nctwinwin]

mutuals appreciation! write heart-felt messages to some of your favorite mutuals (or even ones you haven't talked to yet!) and tag them, BUT don't tell them which message is theirs, let them guess! after you're done, send this to 1 mutual you want to get a message from! 💌

this sounds so … difficult omg ALDJSLD BUT OKAY IM GAME UHH GET READY FOR A HUGE MOUNTAIN OF SOFT by yours truly, lauren TT ?? i basically wrote anonymous love paragraphs to everyone *wipes sweat* you’ve all been warnedhere i’ve tagged ;-; !!! (in no particular order asdfghjkl)@jeongyunos @nakasyuta @tofuhu @nctjaemin @hey-uta @haechnn @nakamuto @minhynug ❤️messages under the cut because they’re REALLY LONG (god this came out SO long wtf aldjs) and slightly embarrassing (Ｔ▽Ｔ) … HAVE FUN GUESSING WHICH LETTER IS YOURS MY LOVES I MADE IT REALLY EASY OKAY💕

A) WE TALK EVERYDAY!!! ;-;❤️ i’m so comfortable around u i can just tell you anything HAHAHA we talk on the phone sometimes for hours??! and we also message in two places … one for regular messages and one for … tea time️ + memes!! YOU ARE TRULY SOMEONE I LOVE TO TALK TO AND BICKER WITH, AND IM SO HAPPY TO HAVE U🤧 even though i’m always calling u out, our relationship is like cats and dogs so it makes sense right!!! or … should i say we’re like a dragon and a bug …  anyway I LOVE U SO MUCH and don’t forget to change your url😘B) you always put up with me asking you questions about everything OTL (and i put up with u having jaehyun time at 4am lmao) YOU LIKE TO PRETEND YOURE NOT SOFT *rolls eyes* BUT you really care for me a lot in your own secret ways, and i see it and i appreciate it so much TT you somehow always post 🏆🏆 stuff when i’m feeling down ?? i cant believe you’re softer than i am (ㆆᴗㆆ) ??! and i cant believe we really spent 7 hours talking together doing nothing sldjdkfk u must love me a lot😌 … which is good because i love u too !!! TT❤️ (always remember i have your phone number and can text u on three platforms so you’re never getting rid of me *evil laugh* ; v ;)

C) we talk very very regularly !!! and it WOULD be everyday but our messages are always huge mountains of text and … HAHAHA TT️❤️ we talk so much i think people would go crazy if they saw how long our messages get sometimes (ー∀ー；) you’re always there to tell me if my sets have any mistakes in them ily ;; we don’t only talk about just nct or kpop together either, but really everything ; v ; !! anime, music, school, our families !! we’ve even seen each other’s baby pictures HAHAHAour tag is also the cutest ???! WHO COULD BEAT OUR EMOJIS … thank u for being one of my closest friends i love u TT️❤️D) SO WE JUST MET SO RECENTLY OMG BUT WE DO MESSAGE EVERYDAY ???! WLDJSKS we have so so so so much in common??? and our conversations always make my day brighter️️️☀️☀️☀️ we truly “get” each other i guess u could say … and every time we talk it’s so much fun ;-;️❤️ YOURE ONLY JISUNG’S AGE SO IM TEMPTED TO BABY U ALL THE TIME BUT I HOLD BACK … i’ve only known you for maybe a week but it truly feels like it’s been at least a year *cries* i love u so much !!!!!️❤️ also i know this is a spoiler but *whispers* MARKWINE) we message pretty often omg and you’re always the sweetest person TT ??? one of the first people i started talking to on this side blog i think!!! we usually message in all caps HAHAHA and have similar music taste choices too *nudge nudge* I ALSO GOT TO BE THERE FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF YOUR LOVE STORY IT WAS GREAT *wipes tears* i’m still so proud of uuuu while talking we just click very very well and i’m so happy to have you as a friend i love u!!!!️❤️F) WHENEVER WE TALK ITS ALWAYS SO NICELY AND EXCITEDLY I JUST … always think of you as a cute and super sweet person TT ??! *clutches heart* we interact so well with each other honestlyyy people would be jealous of how fast we were just like “HELLO FRIEND??!“️❤️ WE’RE USUALLY LATE REPLYING TO EACH OTHER RIP BUT WHEN WE DO GET TOGETHER (jaehyun firetruck voice) we get lit*i did not just say that but I DID please accept my bad jokes … * u have the best bad jokes, i love your accent your sense of humor and i love u !!! and i hope you’re always always doing well and being happy !!!! ;-;️❤️G) AHH WE STARTED TALKING JUST RECENTLY ;-; !!!️❤️ our situation was so funny because we interacted so much through tags before messaging we didn’t even need to introduce ourselves HAHAHA BUT ILY ALREADY AND OUR MESSAGES ARE SO FUN HONESTLY ??! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO LOVES ALL CAPS AS MUCH AS I DO HAHAHAwe sort of just officially met ; o ; … but i can already tell we’ll be good friends in the future too hehe (＾▽＾) so here’s to our blossoming friendship which is already sooooo great ; v ; !🌸H) WHEN WE FIRST MET WE WERE SO EXCITED TO FIND SOMEONE WHO LIKES ANIME ALONG WITH NCT HAHAHA we just screamed about anime the entire night??! our messages have dwindled a bit because of school and our lives and everything rip rip but i think about u always ok !!!! ;-;️️️❤️ i can go to you for anything, we talk comfortably together and it’s the best thing TT️❤️ you’re like a wise older sister to me HAHAHA one day i can see us just sitting and watching anime together for hours ; v ; remember not to tire yourself out from school too much okay!! ily !!!!