#ily ?!?!

[lalaooopsie]

Absolutely unhinged thing to say, well done Todd👍

Yes how camp mhm very campy Batman

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

"I love my sister-" I repeat under my breath after being forced to take her to and from a doctors appointment last minute, only for the MOMENT we pull back to her school go "I think I left my sweater 🤔"

[luveline]

i really hope this picture isn’t as big as it is on my phone but this is an accurate representation of what i’m gonna look like for the next week waiting for the 42. thank you jade. otter (the cat) says we love you!

hahaha I love you

[hole34]

i just passed this guy in a dollar general who looked EXACTLY like will wood. i'm 5'3 and this man was about 2 feet taller than me, naturally that pushes me to stare at a person in awe. i was about to say "sir, you look exactly like will wood" but then he caught my stare and we locked eyes for at least one minute. his beautiful big brown eyes rendered me speechless at the loss of my prepared comment. i left the store and i have never so much regretted staying silent ever before in my life.

[doppy-enjo]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[53v3nfrn5]

K.E.N-Digit: ‘Hand Signs of Love’ (2019)

[cherryysundae]

How could you recognize me after all these years? What a stupid question. I was born knowing you.

[ervotica]

i just saw someone talk about pornstar!patrick and my third eye opened up

shut up i’ll die actually

warnings; smut, 18+, fem!reader, pornstar!patrick, p in v sex, allusions to reader being eaten out, patrick is hot <3

a/n; i’m insane for this actually. pls send more pornstar!patrick asks i’ll beg for them 🥹

this is him <3

thinking of a self made pornstar!patrick, started off making solo videos of him jerking off in the dirty backseat of his car. utterly surprised when viewers couldn’t get enough of him and he earned enough money to make a living off of making porn of himself.

he starts inviting other men, women - anyone who shows interest in him and his videos - to shoot with him, and soon he has a plethora of people lining up for a chance to fuck him, even if it’s on camera.

he bypasses the entire queue when he catches wind of you, a soft little thing with a mean streak he so desperately wants to explore, and he’s running straight to your messages to set a date.

he pays for your transport and your stay — a five star hotel that is far more expensive than anywhere you’ve been in your entire life.

it doesn’t feel orchestrated when the camera starts filming. it doesn’t feel like an act as he works you up with his hot breath over your cunt and two thick fingers that sink into your weeping hole. it doesn’t feel fake when you bury your fingers into his hair and tug, relishing in the way he moans and ruts his hips into the plush bed beneath you.

and it certainly doesn’t feel fake when he makes you cum harder than you ever have before.

his viewers all envy you, want to be you, when he folds your legs to your chest and feeds you his cock inch by inch. it’s a tight fit, that’s for sure, but you’ve never felt more full, more stretched in your life, and you fucking love it.

the way the head of his cock, a visceral red, notches against your entrance as he sinks in in in, further than you thought possible until the weeping slit burrows against your cervix, the way you keen and clutch at his shoulders as he murmurs praises because you’re being so good, baby, just a little more now.

he’s barely one thrust in before you’re cumming around him with a shudder and a cry, and it’s stronger than anything you’ve ever felt in your life, so easy the way he takes you apart because he’s already memorised your cunt, already knows how to fuck it.

and he’s hooking his arms beneath the dip of your spine, dragging you up to meet his hot mouth in a greedy kiss, all tongues and teeth and fire and passion, and that paired with the way he’s fucking you - the filthy roll of his hips that never slows, never stops - is enough to have you cumming round him again.

he fucks like he’s in love with you and he hates you all at once, spears you open on his cock and keeps you spread out beneath him, teases and taunts until you growl with frustration and claw at him. it makes him laugh, a low, gravelly sound against your lips as he concedes and pistons his hips into you with more fervour than before.

once you’re well and truly fucked out, you crawl between his legs and wrap your mouth around him, and he’s sure he meets god.

and then the camera comes off, and a switch flips in him as he watches you laying on the bed, breathing heavily, eyes closed, a sleepy smile on your face.

patrick zweig might just be in love.

the video skyrockets in views and profits, climbing straight to the most popular he’s ever made. viewers beg him to keep you as a permanent fixture within his channel. and, well, who would he be if he didn’t give the people what they want?

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challengers taglist; @diorrfairy @igotmajordaddyissues @xotwod-jade @imbabycowboy @cloudnitee @hobocatton

[cupidscrule]

[morbidpaintz]

yeah they gay keep strolling

Sable and Mikaela has been rotting a small part of my brain lately and i welcome it

[meru90]

head full of kaveh <3

[jeevas404]

Not me reaching but I really believe in this scene Angel asked Power about Aki because he was clearly interested and Power was probably like "bruh hes gonna die in like 5 years dont even try"

[shepscapades]

I think I need to start putting more Red vs. Blue references in dbhc actually

[st0neymal0neyx0]

Reblog to give those horny mutuals a kiss ❤️

[sillyahhchana]

been a big week for fnaf community fr so here are some doodles i did for fnaf ruin

and a few bonus stupid meme you don't have to mind featuring amanda