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if someone buys me great god grove ill to a cartwheel
#limbolane#great god grove#please i dont have money#i will do it#ill send a video#i need this game#pleak
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"I don't like Mr Scarletella at all"I said then I suddenly tripped and fell to the ground, as multiple pictures of Mr Scarletella fell out of my pockets."Wait!"I cried out."These aren't mine I swear!"
#homicipher#mr scarletella#homicipher x reader#i love him#i love fictional men#horror games#im done for#please help#send help#chronically online#i would die for him#fandom#video games#my new obsession#im mentally ill#oh god
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You know what, fuck it, I have to speak my truth! (this is gonna be a rant, so anyone who actually likes assassin's creed revelations and/or the secret crusade, be warned or maybe don't read this at all)
remember how altaïr talks to king richard at the end of ac1, and richard is like "[humans] come into the world kicking and screaming, violent and unstable. it is what we are. we cannot help ourselves."? and how altaïr answers "no. we are what we choose to be." and how that ACTUALLY has meaning bc he himself was "violent and unstable" at the beginning of the game but he has learned and is now CHOOSING to be a better person who cares about others and humanity at large? remember how his calmness and gentleness was something that he ACQUIRED over the course of the story?
and remember how in revelations they then suddenly had a PRE-AC1 altaïr say about the first of his targets "no man should pass from this world without knowing some kindness." and be all wise and calm and collected during a nice little chat with al mualim, who suddenly acts all fatherly? (like, this is suddenly supposed to be a positive relationship? what??)
also, during the confession the target says to altair: "you put too much faith in the hearts of men, altaïr. [...] humans are weak, base, and petty." and altaïr answers: "no. our creed is evidence to the contrary." KJASJFJDKL???? like, it’s almost insulting how close this exchange is to the one with richard. you know, the one that was actually earned after a whole game of character development. like WTF??? cool congrats now that development means nothing. like, apparently that was just altaïr reverting BACK to being the exemplary assassin who understands and believes in the creed that he was apparently just born as. (i also hate how having a young inexperienced altaïr saying this implies that altaïr's faith in humanity is a sign of naivete instead of a sign of the wisdom he has gained after being confronted with counter arguments for a whole game, and also something that distinguishes the assassins from the templars who use humanity's supposed wickedness to justify controlling them like in AC1, but whatever)
altaïr’s development in AC1 mattered BECAUSE he is not NATURALLY a good person, it actually said something about humanity's capacity for both bad AND good and how humans don't have to be forced to be good through mind control bc they can by their own free will choose to be better when taught how and when allowed the freedom to grow. but no. apparently altaïr has just always been calm, wise and gentle. and he just sort of forgot about that during AC1 bc…. ? bc of adha?? bc of abbas???
oh don’t get me started on the whole abbas thing. (it doesnt even make sense that abbas is so hung up about his father and "his family’s honor", like what about the whole point of al mualim not allowing parents to be close to their children bc it would make them weak? like, my dude, you’re not supposed to HAVE any family aside from the brotherhood)
they used the throwaway character that had like 5 lines and made him into altaïr’s main antagonist in revelations… like, abbas wasn’t supposed to be this ONE dude who had personal beef with altaïr, he was just supposed to show how while altaïr’s revered by many, a lot of his brothers also hate him, bc 1) altaïr is a shitty person at this point and 2) bc there’s no real feeling of community and family in this version of the brotherhood, but just a pervasive sense of competition and jealousy — these assassins don’t care about their goal of safeguarding humanity bc they’re too hung up on petty squabbles and divided by rivalries (you know, the things that made malik hate altaïr even before solomon’s temple and that he overcomes in the end which enables him to forgive and to reconcile with altaïr so they can work together and stop al mualim? (you ever just think about "we are one. as we share the glory of our victories, so too should we share the pain of our defeat. in this way we grow closer. we grow stronger." and cry? bc i do. all the time. malik, the man that you are))
and now abbas is altaïr’s childhood best friend turned lifelong enemy?? like, bowden bent over backwards to come up with an explanation for why altaïr is an arrogant ass at the beginning of AC1, when the explanation is right there: he was raised to kill without asking questions and was constantly praised for how good he is at murder, which resulted in him becoming arrogant and disregarding human life. like, it doesn’t have to be some shakespearean family feud type shit. and guess what, this "simple" explanation actually plays into the story’s themes, who’da thunk!
(like, abbas might not have been a "fleshed out" character in AC1, but he had a specific function and now that function is gone. mr bowden, mr mcdevitt, you know characters are allowed to simply exist to tell us something about their worlds and the systems they live in and sometimes that’s more important and also more interesting than having every single character have a detailed backstory to explain all their behaviors, right?)
with all of this revelations loses all nuance in regards to the levantine brotherhood and also the creed in general. like, altaïr being a master assassin at the beginning despite being a terrible person and not actually understanding the creed is a criticism of the brotherhood and the creed itself. like, it said something about the order that someone like altaïr was able to get that high in rank, simply bc he's good at killing, which also tells us what is considered important in the al mualim era assassin order. when you make altaïr’s arrogance the result of his personal conflicts instead of how we was raised by a brotherhood that only valued one's ability to kill, you lose that characterization of the assassin order itself!
and by suddenly making al mualim a semi good "father figure" you also downplay his manipulation of not only altaïr but all those under his care. (altaïr says something about al mualim being "as a father" to him exactly twice in the codex, but he doesn’t mean by that that he WAS a father to him, what he means is that he was the CLOSEST THING he had bc HE DID NOT HAVE PARENTS, not because his mother died in childbirth and his father was executed when he was young btw, BUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T ALLOWED, like his parents actually lived but weren’t allowed to be close to him, he says he came to view al mualim’s "weak and dishonest" love as enough and even better BECAUSE HE HAD NOTHING ELSE, BECAUSE AL MUALIM ISOLATED HIS ASSASSINS FROM THEIR FAMILIES. al mualim "loved" him bc he was good at killing people for him! hm, i wonder if this could be trying to say anything about cults and indoctrination and the inherent contradiction in fighting for peace and free will by taking children away from their parents and raising them to become killers?? like, altaïr wasn't ~the special orphan boy~ taken in by al mualim bc his father died a hero's death, it was "the way of the order" to have al mualim be the closest thing to a parental figure for everyone to ensure absolute loyalty! altaïr saying al mualim was like his father is not supposed to make you go "oh, he must have actually been a good guy for altaïr to consider him a father", it should make you go "oh that's kinda fucked up that he considers the dude who made him into a killing machine and who manipulated him a sort of father figure"!)
and then in revelations they suddenly portray that relationship as positive and healthy??? like, it would be one thing to give it some nuance by delving into the psychology behind al mualim’s "love" and maybe showing how al mualim did care about altair in a complicated, fraught sort of way (like, you know, there’s a lot of interesting things you could say about al mualim at several points addressing altaïr as "my child" in AC1 and how that parallels Garnier referring to the people he drugged and abused as his "children", and what that says about how the templars view the people who they say they want to save and in whose best interests they supposedly act (in any case, al mualim doesn’t use that phrase because he has any real parental feelings but rather to patronize and to invalidate any objections, like in a "mother knows best" way))
but they even fucking DARE to parallel that relationship with that of altaïr and darim in revelations, by having the reflection in the puddle of darim hugging altaïr showing altaïr hugging al mualim…. like their relationship wasn’t inherently abusive but just tragically cut short because al mualim was just "corrupted by the apple"… like WHAT???? so it’s not the very real problems like grooming, manipulation and indoctrination and the hierarchical structure of the brotherhood itself (all of which are antithetical to the assassin ideology), it was just the evil apple all along. great. that’s DEFINITELY a lot more interesting.
god im sorry i really dont want to spread negativity but this is driving me INSANE. like, somebody please tell me im not crazy bc i feel like somehow most of the fandom is in agreement that revelations and the secret crusade have better storytelling and characterization than ac1.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, can we talk about how, even IF we completely ignore AC1 and treat revelations altaïr as his own character…. the narrative still doesn’t really work?
basically, the whole point of his story in rev is that "he gave his whole life to the brotherhood", this obsession led to him not using his time with his family which has him ending up dying alone in a dark library and this in turn makes ezio reevaluate his life choices…. except. he doesn’t? neglect? his family? or whatever? like, his devotion to the assassins is sort of painted as this tragic flaw that leads to a lonely death bc it supposedly comes at the cost of his family, but… his wife has joined the assassins, (at least) one of his sons is in the brotherhood and even when he goes to protect the assassins against the mongols, he takes his family with him (except for the son who stays behind bc he has a family of his own and who, ironically, ends up dying bc of that)… like, you can’t describe altaïr as a good husband and father in the database and have his son tell him that "everything that is good in me began with you, father" when they say goodbye, and then want to make us believe that he put his family behind the brotherhood and that that is a character flaw that leads to his tragedy.
because you HAVE to have a character’s tragedy be the result of a character flaw. like. that is how tragedies work. otherwise it just becomes tragedy for the sake of tragedy which is… boring bc it has no purpose. and we know it is SUPPOSED to have purpose bc ezIO FUCKING QUITS BEING AN ASSASSIN AFTER WITNESSING IT!
it’s like they want to have their cake and eat it, too — they didn’t want to actually make altaïr a bad husband/father, but still wanted to make his life a tragedy where he loses his family which is why instead they outsource all responsibility to abbas who now has to be the reason for ALL the deaths.
like, they try to make at least maria’s death kind of sort of the result of altaïr’s rashness or whatever but like… these guys KILLED THEIR SON and TOLD HIM THAT ALTAÏR HAD ORDERED HIS DEATH. like, altaïr losing it in response to that is not rash, it’s fucking logical and justified! if anything the scene made me angry at maria for trying to stop him. like, GIRL, he was YOUR son too??? but god forbid we give female characters actual real emotions, she has to fill the role of "voice of reason who dies for altaïr’s man pain" i fucking guess.
like, it’s this weird mix where his tragedy is simultaneously painted as his own fault but also not really bc abbas is the one responsible for all the shit that happens. it just… it just doesn’t really go together.
the only way to make his story make sense narratively and to give it actual purpose is by looking at it in the context of ezio’s story, bc the things he sees in altaïr’s memories are supposed to be a revelation (ha!) to ezio specifically. and i guess that’s maybe the crux of it all — altaïr’s story in revelations was conceived of first and foremost to support ezio’s story and development. which is probably also why many people maybe don’t notice bc, having skipped ac1 and started with ac2, the majority of people mostly care only about ezio and only really appreciate altaïr’s story in as far as it serves to push ezio forward. (tho i’ve also seen a few people say that ezio is also written kind of weird in rev, but i’ve never really been an ezio girly myself so i can’t speak to the truth of that)
like, altaïr dying alone in the library doesn’t really have to make sense for his character, i guess, bc it’s only really supposed to be a cautionary tale for ezio.
so, i guess, for once, they actually had a MAN dying for another man’s character development, which is pretty woke actually. ubisoft, i take everything back jksdsfjhgdsahfhsdhfghfdsgjhsdgjh
#assassins creed#ac1#altair ibn la'ahad#malik al-sayf#ezio auditore#asscreed#rant#long post#this is killing me#i even started rereading the secret crusade bc i thought maybe i remember it being worse than it is#but honestly its the opposite#even just the fact that in the secret crusade altair always says some last sentence after his targets' confessions#has me so irrationally angry aksjdfh#like over sibrands body he says something like 'may death be merciful' or something#like? did they want that to be like requiescat in pace or something???#like aside from the fact that altair WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THESE THINGS#it also just destroys the tension built up by the target's last words#like... i do think it was very much on purpose that the target always had the last word in the confessions#sigh whatever its just a stupid video game from over 15 years ago who cares#(me. i care. unfortunately. i wish i didn't. send help please.)#also the fact that bowden just completely fucked up arabic naming conventions with the whole “umar/darim ibn la'ahad” thing#(which is kind of an achievement considering that wasn't too great in ac1 to begin with)#tho bc of that they kind of inadvertantly ended up implying that roshan is altairs ancestor which i actually kind of like lol#anyways sorry for this giant wall of text#this is probably (definitely) the longest post i've ever made lmsadjf#but i do think i've gotten most of it off my chest.... maybe#maybe ill add stuff if i come across something else that makes me angry lol#sorry i know i promised an essay and instead delivered a rant#i just dont think i have the capacity to actually structure my thoughts any better kajdsf
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had a lot of fun redrawing some screen caps with xeph! they are very messy
#xephos#yogscast#art vibes#if you can name any of the videos you get a prize#ill still give you the prize if you know the second one but thats very much the easiest haha#the prize is a request! you can. also just send a request randomly ill probably do it
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pov: you just tried to take Halt O'Carrick's kids
(version with blood under the read more)
#man. Its been a while. But yup. still drawing#watch me being confident enough not to take reference and failing miserably with his posture and anatomy.#fr if you want to laugh ill just send you the video of the process.#anyhow#i wouldnt want to cross feral halt#also i need feral halt in my life#halt o'carrick#rangers apprentice#ranger's apprentice#thursday draws
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me waking up with cough, muscle aches, and a fever 5 days after my eras tour concert: 🤨
#WHO CAME TO THE ERAS TOUR WITH COVID#anyway if anyone has good fic recs send them im miserable#im currently on a HP kick if that helps but ill take anything#or any good ASOIAF ones#I’m on a little break from F1 stuff in my reading habits atm#delete later#or video essays! i love video essays
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place your bets
#my post#phan#dan and phil#dan and phil games#dnp#dnp games#i havent seen anyone do this yet#but if they arleady have pls send me a link and ill delete this one#im just curious#i think maybe a week or just somewhat more frequent videos#unless theyve been planning for a while idk how theyd pull off a vid every day
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GOD there is nothing more frustrating than being like oh Yay there's a guitar tutorial for this song I want to figure out how to play and watching it and it's just like completely inaccurate . Like nevermind then
#'its definitely not what hes playing but it sounds pretty good' genuinely So happy for you thats completely fine and its genuinely#impressive you like reverse engineered a slightly different guitar part that works with the vocals but i just cant do this im way too#particular for it not to bother me that i would rather choose banging my head against a wall by watching various videos of him playing it o#stage and trying to pick apart what hes doing and spending hours and hours trying to figure it out and eventually giving up#than play this approximation soooo im gonna go do that 👍 because unfortunately thats how my brain works but its okay#brian daddario if youre reading this can you please send me via email the exact tablature for the solo acoustic arrangement of#corner of my eyes that you play at shows please and thank you xoxoxooxoxoxox because im going crazy not being able to play it exactly#i really dont mean this to be snarky because the guys uploading the tutorials like i mean it thats so impressive and way more work than i#could and will put in but its just like i dont want to spend all my time learning somerhing and then its wrong because it just drives me#crazy even though no one cares but its the autism like i just cant do it#im fully 100% certain ill end up never learning this song because i wont be able to figure out exactly what hes playing but i will try#anyway but its gonna take me weeks man#AHGHHHHHH i just wish someoen else had already done it lol
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This is random drama im looking at rn from captain laserhawk fandom,i dont post about i know but i like its content,so feel free to ignore my rage moment cause hhhhhh ill be very angry<3 /
istg the rayfrog drama is the dumbest shit alive in the clh fandom AUHGG💀
no it isnt pedophilic and yes im pointing and you people who said that dumbest shit,directly to your eyes BWBDBE
Just cause in your head you just made it up,ITS NOOOOT CANON,they are both adults,rayman is a guy who literally can live/sleep 100 years and mf can't age physically after origins,he is a ageless, a literal magical fantasyland creature made by gods,its actual creepier that you guys infantilize bullfrog on trying to make him like some kind of CHILD or teen who barely got to be an adult when in reality he is an old grown ass man who has been being an assasing for who knows how many years,that you guys had more that mindest speaks more of how creepy you are,stop infantilize grown ass adults istg
u can not like or u can feel uncomfy with rayfrog like thats absolutly fine dont get me wrong,that is not the problem and u can have for whatever reason,if u hc that they had an age gap,if they are just friends,familiar stuff,like other ship related to Bullfrog or idk but, don't try to made up arguments and do shit ass ship wars,they are adults PERIOD,grow up and stop crying about it,just block tags or be healthier for your own life to just shrugh about it and move on ITS NOT HARD 💀
#rayfrog#drama discussion#like HECC this dang ass ship isnt even my stupid cup of tea#i can give two shits about it except for unwanted MMMSUUS art on my sfw twitter#but people bitching about it is like UHHHHGGRRRR#move on really#is not hard i promise#but istg for all the drama i had the mental state of#please made the ship canon so people cna stfu#or with dolph there too so we csn have the fun polys#OR KILL THEM ALL SO WE DONT DISCUSS MORE SHIT XD#captain laserhawk#and if u go to try to argue with me ill just send to u a video of “touch grass” from youtube#cause im not arguing more than this once cause my time is more valuable
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Oh did i ever tell you all that my flatmate/friend knows some baby sheep (beep) so we regularly get beep updates (photos and videos) in the group chat and its the cutest shit!!!
Theres three of them, one is a week or two older (shes a little bigger and white), the other two are twins (one is white and the other black with a little white patch on top of the head) and they love running around together and annoying the grown up sheep and the black one hops around like a little goat 🥰 its the cutest shit!!!
#friend's parents live in the country side pretty far away (at least to me its pretty far) and friend sometimes visits them and the sheep#or the family send beep updates and friend shares them with us#sadly the parents suck a bit so its never just nice dor friend to visit the sheep but the sheep are great#the little ones especially are very friendly and like to be pet and play#the big ones like cuddling too tho#i wish i could visit them too#ill ask friend if i can share a photo or video of the beep on here#i loove getting beep updates they always make me smile#mine
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I can't afford procreate 😭😭😭 do you mind recomending any android free drawing app you consider good?
dm me off anon and i'll buy procreate for you <3
#the only free program i ever used was gimp about 74 years ago and i only have ipad/pc so i dont know what would be best for android#but yeah hmu and ill get it for u. its a wonderful starter program and everyone deserves to have a good tool to explore art through <3#i can send along my fav tip videos and general ease of use tips i have too#kai talks
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Trying to find a good Alastor fic on AO3 be like
ew
no
yikes
mayyyyybeeee
Oh yay a single one shot that's extremely short but at least isn't completely out of character
A lot of y'all really do not understand this character like at all and it shows blatantly
#look he is not having sex live on tv with ANYONE esp not vox#also he is not crawling to lucifer after he got hurt#yall really out here completely misunderstanding core elements of his character and it kills me#i wont ever say any of this to any of those writers tho cause whether or not my opinion ia correct that would just be a bitch move#nah ill keep my tiny bit of bitching to right here where it can't hurt anyones feelings#if anyone reads these tags and knows of a well written fic about Alastor please send me recs#ill happily beta read anything too just pls remember my boi is so ace and way too worried about his rep to go crawling to anyone esp somone#he hates for help#its as out of character as the verbalase video#broadcasting across hell
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im so sorry rick but the tlt musical is actually the greatest pjo adaptation ever. I said what I said
#idk just finished the pjo show and I feel a little betrayed#rick had so much hate for the movies and their inaccuracies#and basically told us we wouldnt get that for the show#but then turned around and changed EVERYTHING but basic story points#anyways yeah the musical rocks#and idk but its low budget charm somehow had more percy Jackson energy than the show ever did#that musical had what an hour and a half#hit most of the points while keeping the tone#and had grown adults playing 12 year olds#who actually managed to do well#and it was HILARIOUS#amazing fucking musical amazing adaptation ten out of ten watch it rn#yk what#send me message or ask or whatever and ill send you the link#if you want#bc i don't want the video taken down lol#Percy Jackson#percy jackson disney+#the lightning thief#tlt#tlt musical#the lightning thief musical#percy jackson movies#pjo adaptation#pjo#pjo musical
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There used to be a ban on young spider people in the Spider Society cause the first one Miguel encountered asked him if he needed life alert when they found out how old he was and he’s held a grudge ever since
#hes like late 20s early 30s and almost beat up a under 16 year old fr being rude#its why he was so okay beefin with Miles hes been wanting to fight a kid since the first one#i think he just likes to have beef with people#atsv#across the spiderverse#atsv spoilers#across the spiderverse spoilers#miguel o'hara#its like the video with kevin heart and Don Cheadle#ok im done with spider posting for tonight im gonna rewatch tssm or plot a one shot or be ill#send asks if you wont the answers may or may not come#i know plenty about spider man
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scp wikidot's fake sciences are my best fucking friend. i still dont fully understand the narrativistic particles and shit like that but im forever charmed by the fact it exists
#i love looking into the metaf admonition channel because sometimes they'll be discussing shit and ill be like#''are they talking fake science or genuine theoretical physics?''#and then thats how i find out something like semiospherics is a real fucking thing and not something some folks writing fanfic made up#in my defense. ive never heard of it before and kinda just assumed because why the fuck would i NOT#sometimes these guys make very convincing diagrams of like. dimensionality and shit. tactical theology and shit#honestly someone on this site could make a killing from just like. recording a video of a fake seminar#i would love to listen to someone going off about the fake sciences#dino screams asmr#this is brought to you by metaf admo chat sending diagrams again
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i think im going to need a moment of not opening messages right now. im going to read stormbringer instead.
#sigh#my friend keeps sending me video after video about how her floors are covered in fur bc if my dog#(who is staying with her for now)#but like. yes. i understand. i get it.#my dog has incredibly thick fur and is shedding her fucking winter coat. i dont know what the fuck you want me to do???????#i get it?? so sorry?? ill come vacuum your house like ?????#i get it that its annoying having her fur all over bc she has black fur in your light beige carpet#what i DON'T get is WHY YOU KEEP SENDING ME VIDEOS OR PHOTOS. MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY.#WHY. JUST WHY.#IM SORRY LITERALLY I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT SHES A DOG SHE SHEDS LIKE.#shes going to my other sisters house soon and then she wont be shedding all over your floor and you KNOW THAT#so WHY.#im just. tired#i wanted to say 'i cant do this anymore' but that is unfortunately the doorway in which the suicidal thoughts will squirm through.#so. instead i will set my phone to the side and read my book.#it is much thicker than i expected it to be.#i cant turn my phone off bc my mom is going to be sending messages later that i need to look at but#im just going to try not to open any messages anyway and not touch my phone or anything#shh ac
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