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if someone buys me great god grove ill to a cartwheel
#limbolane#great god grove#please i dont have money#i will do it#ill send a video#i need this game#pleak
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#carlos sainz#autumn posts#loml!!! ❤️💫#hi everyone!!!! sorry I've been gone for a while!!#I missed SO much OMGGG so much has happened!! 🥺 I'll be reblogging to catch up on Carlos' modeling adventures and Enchanté rosé today + more#I have some saved Milan moments too and tewe stek moments that now feel so long ago haha!! omg the gp is NEXT WEEK??#😭❤️ so hyped#ahhh tbh I sped through dts just to see it for myself#so reductive and frustrating on so many levels#some lovely moments though and thanks to everyone for capturing them in lovely clips and beautiful gifs ❤️#I'll focus on the good but wow... very frustrating editing#anyways I won't ramble here much!!!#as I'm want to do only always#sending everyone lots of well wishes ❤️#and ahhh this video for these gifs#his hand in his hair and his laugh and the way he says he was thinking 'wild things'#😵💫💦✨ good god#he's barefoot and pregnant in my mind palace's kitchen rn wearing only that ill fitting Williams apron#I shall stop there 🙂↕️✨
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"I don't like Mr Scarletella at all"I said then I suddenly tripped and fell to the ground, as multiple pictures of Mr Scarletella fell out of my pockets."Wait!"I cried out."These aren't mine I swear!"
#homicipher#mr scarletella#homicipher x reader#i love him#i love fictional men#horror games#im done for#please help#send help#chronically online#i would die for him#fandom#video games#my new obsession#im mentally ill#oh god
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You know what, fuck it, I have to speak my truth! (this is gonna be a rant, so anyone who actually likes assassin's creed revelations and/or the secret crusade, be warned or maybe don't read this at all)
remember how altaïr talks to king richard at the end of ac1, and richard is like "[humans] come into the world kicking and screaming, violent and unstable. it is what we are. we cannot help ourselves."? and how altaïr answers "no. we are what we choose to be." and how that ACTUALLY has meaning bc he himself was "violent and unstable" at the beginning of the game but he has learned and is now CHOOSING to be a better person who cares about others and humanity at large? remember how his calmness and gentleness was something that he ACQUIRED over the course of the story?
and remember how in revelations they then suddenly had a PRE-AC1 altaïr say about the first of his targets "no man should pass from this world without knowing some kindness." and be all wise and calm and collected during a nice little chat with al mualim, who suddenly acts all fatherly? (like, this is suddenly supposed to be a positive relationship? what??)
also, during the confession the target says to altair: "you put too much faith in the hearts of men, altaïr. [...] humans are weak, base, and petty." and altaïr answers: "no. our creed is evidence to the contrary." KJASJFJDKL???? like, it’s almost insulting how close this exchange is to the one with richard. you know, the one that was actually earned after a whole game of character development. like WTF??? cool congrats now that development means nothing. like, apparently that was just altaïr reverting BACK to being the exemplary assassin who understands and believes in the creed that he was apparently just born as. (i also hate how having a young inexperienced altaïr saying this implies that altaïr's faith in humanity is a sign of naivete instead of a sign of the wisdom he has gained after being confronted with counter arguments for a whole game, and also something that distinguishes the assassins from the templars who use humanity's supposed wickedness to justify controlling them like in AC1, but whatever)
altaïr’s development in AC1 mattered BECAUSE he is not NATURALLY a good person, it actually said something about humanity's capacity for both bad AND good and how humans don't have to be forced to be good through mind control bc they can by their own free will choose to be better when taught how and when allowed the freedom to grow. but no. apparently altaïr has just always been calm, wise and gentle. and he just sort of forgot about that during AC1 bc…. ? bc of adha?? bc of abbas???
oh don’t get me started on the whole abbas thing. (it doesnt even make sense that abbas is so hung up about his father and "his family’s honor", like what about the whole point of al mualim not allowing parents to be close to their children bc it would make them weak? like, my dude, you’re not supposed to HAVE any family aside from the brotherhood)
they used the throwaway character that had like 5 lines and made him into altaïr’s main antagonist in revelations… like, abbas wasn’t supposed to be this ONE dude who had personal beef with altaïr, he was just supposed to show how while altaïr’s revered by many, a lot of his brothers also hate him, bc 1) altaïr is a shitty person at this point and 2) bc there’s no real feeling of community and family in this version of the brotherhood, but just a pervasive sense of competition and jealousy — these assassins don’t care about their goal of safeguarding humanity bc they’re too hung up on petty squabbles and divided by rivalries (you know, the things that made malik hate altaïr even before solomon’s temple and that he overcomes in the end which enables him to forgive and to reconcile with altaïr so they can work together and stop al mualim? (you ever just think about "we are one. as we share the glory of our victories, so too should we share the pain of our defeat. in this way we grow closer. we grow stronger." and cry? bc i do. all the time. malik, the man that you are))
and now abbas is altaïr’s childhood best friend turned lifelong enemy?? like, bowden bent over backwards to come up with an explanation for why altaïr is an arrogant ass at the beginning of AC1, when the explanation is right there: he was raised to kill without asking questions and was constantly praised for how good he is at murder, which resulted in him becoming arrogant and disregarding human life. like, it doesn’t have to be some shakespearean family feud type shit. and guess what, this "simple" explanation actually plays into the story’s themes, who’da thunk!
(like, abbas might not have been a "fleshed out" character in AC1, but he had a specific function and now that function is gone. mr bowden, mr mcdevitt, you know characters are allowed to simply exist to tell us something about their worlds and the systems they live in and sometimes that’s more important and also more interesting than having every single character have a detailed backstory to explain all their behaviors, right?)
with all of this revelations loses all nuance in regards to the levantine brotherhood and also the creed in general. like, altaïr being a master assassin at the beginning despite being a terrible person and not actually understanding the creed is a criticism of the brotherhood and the creed itself. like, it said something about the order that someone like altaïr was able to get that high in rank, simply bc he's good at killing, which also tells us what is considered important in the al mualim era assassin order. when you make altaïr’s arrogance the result of his personal conflicts instead of how we was raised by a brotherhood that only valued one's ability to kill, you lose that characterization of the assassin order itself!
and by suddenly making al mualim a semi good "father figure" you also downplay his manipulation of not only altaïr but all those under his care. (altaïr says something about al mualim being "as a father" to him exactly twice in the codex, but he doesn’t mean by that that he WAS a father to him, what he means is that he was the CLOSEST THING he had bc HE DID NOT HAVE PARENTS, not because his mother died in childbirth and his father was executed when he was young btw, BUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T ALLOWED, like his parents actually lived but weren’t allowed to be close to him, he says he came to view al mualim’s "weak and dishonest" love as enough and even better BECAUSE HE HAD NOTHING ELSE, BECAUSE AL MUALIM ISOLATED HIS ASSASSINS FROM THEIR FAMILIES. al mualim "loved" him bc he was good at killing people for him! hm, i wonder if this could be trying to say anything about cults and indoctrination and the inherent contradiction in fighting for peace and free will by taking children away from their parents and raising them to become killers?? like, altaïr wasn't ~the special orphan boy~ taken in by al mualim bc his father died a hero's death, it was "the way of the order" to have al mualim be the closest thing to a parental figure for everyone to ensure absolute loyalty! altaïr saying al mualim was like his father is not supposed to make you go "oh, he must have actually been a good guy for altaïr to consider him a father", it should make you go "oh that's kinda fucked up that he considers the dude who made him into a killing machine and who manipulated him a sort of father figure"!)
and then in revelations they suddenly portray that relationship as positive and healthy??? like, it would be one thing to give it some nuance by delving into the psychology behind al mualim’s "love" and maybe showing how al mualim did care about altair in a complicated, fraught sort of way (like, you know, there’s a lot of interesting things you could say about al mualim at several points addressing altaïr as "my child" in AC1 and how that parallels Garnier referring to the people he drugged and abused as his "children", and what that says about how the templars view the people who they say they want to save and in whose best interests they supposedly act (in any case, al mualim doesn’t use that phrase because he has any real parental feelings but rather to patronize and to invalidate any objections, like in a "mother knows best" way))
but they even fucking DARE to parallel that relationship with that of altaïr and darim in revelations, by having the reflection in the puddle of darim hugging altaïr showing altaïr hugging al mualim…. like their relationship wasn’t inherently abusive but just tragically cut short because al mualim was just "corrupted by the apple"… like WHAT???? so it’s not the very real problems like grooming, manipulation and indoctrination and the hierarchical structure of the brotherhood itself (all of which are antithetical to the assassin ideology), it was just the evil apple all along. great. that’s DEFINITELY a lot more interesting.
god im sorry i really dont want to spread negativity but this is driving me INSANE. like, somebody please tell me im not crazy bc i feel like somehow most of the fandom is in agreement that revelations and the secret crusade have better storytelling and characterization than ac1.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, can we talk about how, even IF we completely ignore AC1 and treat revelations altaïr as his own character…. the narrative still doesn’t really work?
basically, the whole point of his story in rev is that "he gave his whole life to the brotherhood", this obsession led to him not using his time with his family which has him ending up dying alone in a dark library and this in turn makes ezio reevaluate his life choices…. except. he doesn’t? neglect? his family? or whatever? like, his devotion to the assassins is sort of painted as this tragic flaw that leads to a lonely death bc it supposedly comes at the cost of his family, but… his wife has joined the assassins, (at least) one of his sons is in the brotherhood and even when he goes to protect the assassins against the mongols, he takes his family with him (except for the son who stays behind bc he has a family of his own and who, ironically, ends up dying bc of that)… like, you can’t describe altaïr as a good husband and father in the database and have his son tell him that "everything that is good in me began with you, father" when they say goodbye, and then want to make us believe that he put his family behind the brotherhood and that that is a character flaw that leads to his tragedy.
because you HAVE to have a character’s tragedy be the result of a character flaw. like. that is how tragedies work. otherwise it just becomes tragedy for the sake of tragedy which is… boring bc it has no purpose. and we know it is SUPPOSED to have purpose bc ezIO FUCKING QUITS BEING AN ASSASSIN AFTER WITNESSING IT!
it’s like they want to have their cake and eat it, too — they didn’t want to actually make altaïr a bad husband/father, but still wanted to make his life a tragedy where he loses his family which is why instead they outsource all responsibility to abbas who now has to be the reason for ALL the deaths.
like, they try to make at least maria’s death kind of sort of the result of altaïr’s rashness or whatever but like… these guys KILLED THEIR SON and TOLD HIM THAT ALTAÏR HAD ORDERED HIS DEATH. like, altaïr losing it in response to that is not rash, it’s fucking logical and justified! if anything the scene made me angry at maria for trying to stop him. like, GIRL, he was YOUR son too??? but god forbid we give female characters actual real emotions, she has to fill the role of "voice of reason who dies for altaïr’s man pain" i fucking guess.
like, it’s this weird mix where his tragedy is simultaneously painted as his own fault but also not really bc abbas is the one responsible for all the shit that happens. it just… it just doesn’t really go together.
the only way to make his story make sense narratively and to give it actual purpose is by looking at it in the context of ezio’s story, bc the things he sees in altaïr’s memories are supposed to be a revelation (ha!) to ezio specifically. and i guess that’s maybe the crux of it all — altaïr’s story in revelations was conceived of first and foremost to support ezio’s story and development. which is probably also why many people maybe don’t notice bc, having skipped ac1 and started with ac2, the majority of people mostly care only about ezio and only really appreciate altaïr’s story in as far as it serves to push ezio forward. (tho i’ve also seen a few people say that ezio is also written kind of weird in rev, but i’ve never really been an ezio girly myself so i can’t speak to the truth of that)
like, altaïr dying alone in the library doesn’t really have to make sense for his character, i guess, bc it’s only really supposed to be a cautionary tale for ezio.
so, i guess, for once, they actually had a MAN dying for another man’s character development, which is pretty woke actually. ubisoft, i take everything back jksdsfjhgdsahfhsdhfghfdsgjhsdgjh
#assassins creed#ac1#altair ibn la'ahad#malik al-sayf#ezio auditore#asscreed#rant#long post#this is killing me#i even started rereading the secret crusade bc i thought maybe i remember it being worse than it is#but honestly its the opposite#even just the fact that in the secret crusade altair always says some last sentence after his targets' confessions#has me so irrationally angry aksjdfh#like over sibrands body he says something like 'may death be merciful' or something#like? did they want that to be like requiescat in pace or something???#like aside from the fact that altair WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THESE THINGS#it also just destroys the tension built up by the target's last words#like... i do think it was very much on purpose that the target always had the last word in the confessions#sigh whatever its just a stupid video game from over 15 years ago who cares#(me. i care. unfortunately. i wish i didn't. send help please.)#also the fact that bowden just completely fucked up arabic naming conventions with the whole “umar/darim ibn la'ahad” thing#(which is kind of an achievement considering that wasn't too great in ac1 to begin with)#tho bc of that they kind of inadvertantly ended up implying that roshan is altairs ancestor which i actually kind of like lol#anyways sorry for this giant wall of text#this is probably (definitely) the longest post i've ever made lmsadjf#but i do think i've gotten most of it off my chest.... maybe#maybe ill add stuff if i come across something else that makes me angry lol#sorry i know i promised an essay and instead delivered a rant#i just dont think i have the capacity to actually structure my thoughts any better kajdsf
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midoyuzu is canon to me because of you
thank you anon..... im doing my part.... still havent recovered from the dream live interaction they had so heres doodles from last year of that. i cant believe they did that
on a separate note ive been kinda having mixed feelings regarding enst as a whole and while i dont think ill stop like. making/interacting w fanwork and such ill most likely step back a bit as well. even if it isnt new the racist shit that happyele's pulling really does suck ass, the fact im also really fond of akatsuki myself aside im sure its doubly worse for lots of other fans
#asks#anonymous#im still going to go thru w that mdyz week but depending on things go itll be around march or june!! rn though i have finals to prep/work o#for the next week or two so :'] its been hell of a month (it is the 2nd week of the year)#duck scribbles#doodles#midoyuzu#considering how long theyve apparently planned this out i doubt that they'd roll it back or something but until this is dealt w im def#avoiding offi stuff. well not like i was rly following the official accounts in the first place anyways lol ill learn from my friends first#and foremost if anything happens 👍 dont give those assholes the time of day even if valk is finally returning after over a year. screw you#and regardless of if this makes me fall in or out of enst its kind of clear how much these guys have already etched themselves in my very#soul. lol. valk and mdyz especially so#plus ive been kinda into/getting back in a bunch of other stuff as of late anyhow. so maybe a break from enst in general would do me good#thank u to lilac of pigeonedlilac for sending me the video and tl forever also btw. i lost my mind that morning they were rly cute#im going to go back to toiling over art history now#dont become an art/design major guys its torture
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it always shocks me when people are surprised im very pro weed
im sorry, my favourite band contained Willie "one whiff of my bandana will get you off your tits" Nelson and Kris "pass me the blunt" Kristofferson
why are we surprised
#also like i feel like anyone that has interacted with me shouldnt be surprised#this is a long winded way of saying my edible kicked in :]#if anyone sends me the godzilla mockery video ill kill them
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Ahlpa airy
YOU SINK INTO MY CLOOOOTHHESSSSS THIS INVASION MAKES ME FEEL WORTHLESS HOPELESS SICK
#airy#hfjone#art#artists on tumblr#cheesy hfj#hfjone fanart#digital art#queue#i made a video of him transforming into a werewolf to this song a long time ago idk where it went. if i had it id send it here#maybe ill remake it
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had a lot of fun redrawing some screen caps with xeph! they are very messy
#xephos#yogscast#art vibes#if you can name any of the videos you get a prize#ill still give you the prize if you know the second one but thats very much the easiest haha#the prize is a request! you can. also just send a request randomly ill probably do it
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who is most likely to keep texting u kissy emojis because he's sick and doesn't want to get you sick but also knows ur having a rough day and need some affection and why is it felix/jisung/joshua to me
#nonranghaes.txt#joshua sitting on the couch like :( (kissy emoji) (kissy emoji) (kissy emoji) until u laugh and then he laughs a little too#jisung who is pouting so hard as he sends u a million lil kissy emojis and goes 'pretend this is me kissing u rn ill make it up to u later'#and felix who just. sporadically does it while he's sick. sends u kissy emojis and cute videos of animals#also dont look at me but poly minsung where its just jisung sending kissy emojis and looking at minho like kiss them rn for me :(#(..... followed by no dont now im jealous that i cant kiss either of u >:( )#tbh could also see it as a binnie thing. hes pouty like that in my head haha
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pov: you just tried to take Halt O'Carrick's kids
(version with blood under the read more)

#man. Its been a while. But yup. still drawing#watch me being confident enough not to take reference and failing miserably with his posture and anatomy.#fr if you want to laugh ill just send you the video of the process.#anyhow#i wouldnt want to cross feral halt#also i need feral halt in my life#halt o'carrick#rangers apprentice#ranger's apprentice#thursday draws
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I can't afford procreate 😭😭😭 do you mind recomending any android free drawing app you consider good?
dm me off anon and i'll buy procreate for you <3
#the only free program i ever used was gimp about 74 years ago and i only have ipad/pc so i dont know what would be best for android#but yeah hmu and ill get it for u. its a wonderful starter program and everyone deserves to have a good tool to explore art through <3#i can send along my fav tip videos and general ease of use tips i have too#kai talks
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me waking up with cough, muscle aches, and a fever 5 days after my eras tour concert: 🤨
#WHO CAME TO THE ERAS TOUR WITH COVID#anyway if anyone has good fic recs send them im miserable#im currently on a HP kick if that helps but ill take anything#or any good ASOIAF ones#I’m on a little break from F1 stuff in my reading habits atm#delete later#or video essays! i love video essays
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place your bets
#my post#phan#dan and phil#dan and phil games#dnp#dnp games#i havent seen anyone do this yet#but if they arleady have pls send me a link and ill delete this one#im just curious#i think maybe a week or just somewhat more frequent videos#unless theyve been planning for a while idk how theyd pull off a vid every day
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LMAO
#you like men and we like men#my tag mention!!!!!#send this to your friends to remind them that they like men!!#adrock don't look like himself its scary#beastie boys#adrock#from the hold it now - hit it music video :3#licensed to ill posting
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It annoys me when I see someone comment on a post that they "only ship canon ships" and bring up alphyne and asgoriel.. I have to stop myself from getting in pointless arguments about how asgoriel is not canon. Not in the current timeline of undertale and certainly not in deltarune. DOA ass ship. You don't even learn they were together until it's obvious toriel divorced him!!!! Nobody has played a version of the game where they are currently married!!!! You would think with the way people talk about asgoriel that she forgave him and they got back together!! But! no!! Their ship sailed and sunk before the title even appears!!!! and unlike alphyne their isint any ending where they do!!!! Asgoriel is about as canon as soriel and papyton are!!!!! You are longing for a past you never experienced!!!!! Stop it!!!!!
#id argue deltarune rudygore has more chances of being canon than asgoriel ever will but thats being petty#ship neg#negative tag#not really but this specific thing does annoy me#cause i bet 9/10 times the people saying this dont even like alphyne they just dont like the ship in the video they're complaining about#asgoriel negative#really just covering my bases here now. i do like asgoriel pregame but ohhhh my god they are not canon post game#and yeah yeah yeah im expecting alphyne in deltarune too...but they r also not canon there let me ship teacher yuri in peace before#you start claiming whats canon or not. suselle isint even canon yet... (id honestly be surprised if it wasnt tho)#i have real tangible complaints about how alot of asgore stans treat toriel when it comes to asgoriel but it all mostly boils down to just#sexism. asgoriel isint even top 5 asgore ships. they both have better ships with other characters in both ut and dr. asgore isint even mean#enough about her hating him for me to like it in that way either.... still a cute ship pregame but they are by no means gomez and morticia#(hypnotizing beam directed at all asgore fans who hate toriel) asgersons the ship you want asgersons the ship you want asgerson the ship you#<- joking#(please consider asgerson.....)#(i am desperate here )#uh i dont think this is a very negative post but if im missing any tags dm me or send an ask and ill add them#undertale
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sorry ik this is. a bit silly but. mm. smth happened and well . im not feeling. great! really!! but um. if anyone wants could i be sent some,, pleasant isat asks? idk
#i feel a bit silly just. when the video game very comforting to me#idk if i can answer them tonight or if i can be super responsive. we'll see.just.weh#pastell speaks#edit as an update uhh. yeah idk ? if ill answer them rn.? but i appreciate getting and reading them!!#ill probably feel.better enough to answer the ones i can later so. :]#but wauu.. for clarity feel free to send more i like reading isats..
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