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friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

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Modern Art

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its the perfect post everything asked is answered

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"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.

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this will get to the right people

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

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graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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Fun Story to Share.

I got my (now 18-year-old) daughter into Ao3 back in 2021. I taught her she should always comment - even if the fic looks old or abandoned or whatever. She did.

Well - she got this email this morning:

The fic was written in 2014 and essentially abandoned.

Bethy read and reviewed in 2021 (and was actually the only person who had commented at all).

Today in 2025 - the final chapter was posted by the author and this was her reply to Bethy’s comment.

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Never question whether a fic is too old to comment on.

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i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

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comedy gold is when you complain about some piece of media, a book a movie, whatever, but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings and it's not that deep so you don't name it you just say its genre and everything you hated about it and then someone is like "if you want to cleanse your pallet with something good from [genre], check out [exact media you're not naming]!! it doesn't do any of that!" and you're like did we even consume the same thing or perhaps have they guessed the media and they're some sort of sick villain twisting the knife on purpose, knowing you can't cry out...

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things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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Penelope of Sparta remains unphased by her husband's war crimes.

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This links to a wheel with nearly a hundred fic tropes for plots, settings, and more. Spin it twice.

This could also work with art inspiration, but the buttons only allow for so many characters on them. And please do ramble in the tags! I'm going to have no idea what most of you are talking about, and it's going to be great.