#ill kill you 🔫

[jennrypan]

Mam I just want ONE Greek adaption that's slightly accurate like GOD GIMME VILLAIN ZEUS JUST ONCE AHHHH

(Specifically black coded Zeus with white dreads too 👀)

JUST UGHHH M JUST GIMME A ZEUS THATS ACTUALLY MEAN AND VIOLENT.

I literally want family drama-- it doesn't even have to be serious, just a whole Keeping Up with the Greeks type of vibe.

Please-- Hollywood give my creative control I will make something SO funny and so raunchy. As it should be and Ares would get the respect he damn deserves >>

(Also..Jason Momoa as Posedion and Johnny Depp as Hades..or Cillian Murphy 🤔 angelia Jolie as Hera 👀, Angella Basset as Demeter 👀 u h. Idk for Hestia fr- Athena..maybe Tessa Thompson? Maybe? And Ares.. idk, PJ got a pretty great casting for him..hm)

I just maannn. I have. Thoughts about this--

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

i’m losing

[desertthorn]

I haven't seen anyone from The A Team in like... days?? Too long. So here we go

Just a bunch of randomly chosen stills.

I love you all why did you leave me

[rottenpumpkin13]

This is even more awesome. Now do a part three of post Nibelheim Sephiroth and miniroth switching places. 🔫.

Tifa: ... I still don't think taking care of child Sephiroth is a good idea.

Aerith: Tifa. *Sniff* HE DREW A PHOTO OF HIS MOM. AND IT'S NOT JENOVA. *Sobbing*

Tifa: ... damn.*Sniffle*

Miniroth: but Professor Hojo said my mother's name is Jenova—

Cloud: Hojo lied.

Vincent: uhm your mother's name is Lucrecia Crescent.

Miniroth: ... Are you my fathe—

(meanwhile)

Rosen: this is so weird. Earlier i told him to kill me and he Was just about to, but now all of a sudden he's a pathetic mentally ill adult.

Glenn:

Rosen:

Matt:

Lucia:

Rosen:W H A T D I D S H I N R A D O.

Glenn: *aggressively shaking Sephiroth*

Sephiroth: ...?!?!?!?!?!?!

(If you feel as if I'm demanding too much you don't have to do it)

Tifa, watching Cloud cradle Miniroth in his arms: Cloud, you're acting like his father.

Cloud: So just because I'm treating this kid with respect and kindness that makes me his father? Ridiculous.

*Miniroth falls asleep in his arms*

Cloud: I'm his father.

Vincent: No you're not.

Cloud: HUH—

Vincent: Because you're too young.

Cloud:

Vincent: What did you think I meant?

Cloud: I don't fucking know anymore.

(Meanwhile)

Glenn: Even though you suddenly grew into an adult with questionable morals, I still believe that you can do great things. Let me help you!

Sephiroth: Nothing that you do will change my mind about my objectives. I suggest you accept me as your ruler—

*Glenn opens his arms for a hug*

Sephiroth, hugging him back: —or die by my hand and suffer the consequences.

[creatura-theanarchist]

EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW TALENTED MY FRIEND IS LOOK LOOKLOOKLOOKLOOK FUCK WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING R E A D

Aether trying to put a fussy little dew to bed...sounds like fun lol

Do you think you can write a fic about this?

yeah sure! of course!

I love writing regressed dew, and I think him being fussy fits his personality so well! Thank you for the request!

Without futher ado:

1 am shenanigans

Summary: It’s 1am, and a tired Aether is trying to put the very energetic regressed fireghoul to bed.

words: 900

Pairings: Regressed Dewdrop, Caregiver Aether, also brief appearance of Cirrus

The fire ghoul spurled around the room, his body wriggling and gleaming with energy as he chased around the laser pointer Cirrus was playing with around the ghoul common room. He had the been chasing the laser for hours before, and the energy of the ghoul came to no end as he bounced around the room.

“Deww! Its time for some shut eye! It’s 1 am dear” Aether's voice rang out in the ghoul common room, laced with nothing but concern for the fire ghoul. He stepped in front of the energetic rascal, his body exuding a presence of gentle calmness.

"But....Aefey! I don't want to go to bed! I'm not tired" Dewdrop whine, disappointment lingering in his eyes, his nose scrunched in disgust at the idea of being put to bed.

“I know, little firefly, but don't you want to wake up and have the energy to play tomorrow?" Aether spoke, as he gestured to Cirrus to put away the laser pointer.

”Aether is right, you know, I think it's time for us to go to bed“ Cirrus spoke, her voice croaky from all the laughter she passed in the past couple of hours.

”Not tired! Cirrus! Please can we play some more?" Dewdrop shot his words, as he pounced in the air and crossed his arms.

“None can do, kid” Cirrus spoke as she yawned “I'm off to have my evening shower, see ya in the morning Aeth! Goodnight little one!“ she cooed the last part to Dewdrop.

”We need to calm you down, firefly" Aether whispered.

“Aeth, five more minutes? I really want to run around! It's so fun!"

"Nope, all the other ghouls went to bed. Now would you be a good boy for me? I'll tuck you in if you behave" Aether spoke, slight irritation lingering in his voice.

Dewdrop's lower lip jutted out ever so slightly, showcasing the classic sign of a pout. The smooth curve of his lips now held a hint of resistance, a silent protest against the unwelcome suggestion of sleep. Even his fiery aura seemed to flicker with a subdued intensity, mirroring the conflicted emotions etched across his expressive face.

“Please Dew?” Aether begged, his usual friendly and warm eyes tinted with exhaustion, and a hint of concern. "Why do you even want to stay up, anyway?"

"Not tired, Aethy" Dewdrop confessed.

Aether looked at Dewdrop, his eyes reflecting a mix of weariness and amusement. "Come on, firefly, bedtime is calling, and even the laser pointer needs its beauty sleep."

Dewdrop's eyes widened at the mention of the laser pointer, torn between the allure of play and the idea that Aether used his emotions like that.

Aether chuckled, "You know, if the laser pointer could talk, it would probably be saying, 'Enough, Dew, I need a break!'" He mimicked a high-pitched, imaginary voice, eliciting a giggle from Cirrus.

Dewdrop, caught off guard by the unexpected humour, let out a small laugh but still looked reluctant. Aether seized the opportunity to continue the banter. "Besides, if you stay up all night, you'll turn into a nocturnal ghoul, and I'm not sure the others are ready for that."

Cirrus, who turned back from entering her room, joined in, "Yeah, Dew, imagine waking up to find yourself surrounded by sleepy ghouls trying to get ready for the day while you're bouncing off the walls."

The thought seemed to amuse Dewdrop, and his resistance waned as he envisioned the comical scenario. "Okay, okay, I guess I don't want to be the only ghoul wide awake when everyone else is snoring," he conceded with a grin.

Aether seized the moment, "That's right, firebug" Now, let's make bedtime a grand adventure. I'll even tell you a story about a mischievous fire ghoul who learned the importance of a good night's sleep."

With a playful twinkle in his eye, Aether led Dewdrop towards his bedroom. It glowed with the warmth of red and gold hues, evoking the essence of dancing flames. Adorned with tapestries and artwork depicting swirling fire motifs, the room's focal point was a bed with crackling ember-patterned sheets and flame-carved headboard. In a cozy corner, a lava lamp added a mesmerizing touch, its molten wax mimicking the fluid movement of lava, casting a dynamic play of light.

Dewdrop climbed into the bed, as Aether threw some blankets on his body, as he tucked in the ghoul.

"Cosy, my love?" Aether cooed softly, as he tuned on the lavalamp.

“Bed time story, please?” Dewdrop asked

"Absolutely, my little Dewcifer" Aether replied with a tender smile, the warm glow of the lava lamp casting a soft radiance across the room.

As Dewdrop nestled into the crackling ember-patterned sheets, Aether began to weave a bedtime story, his voice a soothing melody that harmonized with the gentle flicker of the fiery-themed bedroom. The tale unfolded like the dance of flames, carrying Dewdrop into a world where fire ghouls embarked on enchanting adventures beneath the starlit canopy. The lavalamp's liquid glow echoed the story's rhythm, creating a tranquil ambiance that embraced them both in the comforting warmth of the fire-themed haven.

He softly carressed Dew's cheek, as Dew softly purred while the quintessential ghoul recounted his story. As Aether continued his tale, the bond between them deepened, and the room became a haven where the warmth of the story and the glow of the lava lamp melded into a soothing lullaby, cradling Dewdrop in the arms of sweet dreams.

[werewolfbarista]

computer show me games like animal crossing.......adn if it's another farm sim ill fuckign kill you 🔫

[idkwhatever580]

AGATHA ALL ALONG EPISODE SEVEN SPOILERS AHEAD

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Back at it again with the thoughts on Agatha all Along episode 7. I’m ready for this ride. Buckle up cowgirls.

OMG LILIA DONT DO THIS TO ME

Okay. I didn’t really need the recap but I totally watched the recap.

RIO HAS BEEN MENTIONED.

2:50

EX

best friend

Iconic. I knew there was something between them.

2:56

HOW DARE YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU DONT DISRESPECT WANDA MAXIMOFF. SHE (possibly) GAVE HER FUCKING LIFE FOR YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL CUNT

3:30

HAH this had me literally cackling bro ✋😭😭😭

It’s so iconic though like. Me too girl

3:42

What in the hotel Transylvania?!

3:45

You can be my mistress

3:52

SHUT THE FUCK UP I HATE YOU BITCH

Guys… I hate that little twink

4:14

You can see the hurt in her eyes. That cut deep. And I hate teen for it. There’s no way bro. I’m so angry. She is gonna be a meanie now 😖🔫

4:40

FUCKING WIZARD OF OZ (and wicked. Come at me) I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT I LOVE WICKED TOO IM SO EXCITED

I might love Angelina Jolie and her role but fuck you Billy. (I forgot to mention I will be jumping back and forth between Billy and teen now lol)

6:06

That’s a lot of swords bro ✋😭

6:30

YEAH SHES BEING FUCKING TRUTHFUL YOU BITCH TAKE THAT SWORD YOU BITCH

7:04

Damn. Kinda wish you didn’t move

7:35

LILIAAAAA YEAAAAHHHHHH

8:02

Oh lorrrddddd

TEEN IS THE SON OF THE SCARLET WITCH HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

So iconic

8:35

She’s so real for that. Fuck you Jen

9:12

Wtffff I’m terrified. She’s terrified so I’m terrified

9:33

Poor baby.

10:25

POOR BABY I LOVE YOU BABY

10:50

I HATE YOU

10:52

Nvm. You’re chillin. Still don’t like you but I don’t hate you. Take care of my baby

11:30

Wait. Noooo I’m so scared

11:41

NO YOURE LYING STOP

11:51

LMAOOOOO PFTFFTFTFTTTT

12:07

DO IT FOR ALL OF US WE ARE NOT COOL

12:13

BAHAHAHHAHAAAA “damn using his full name” WTFFFF

12:40

Nah shit lol

12:49

FUCK YEAH

13:20

Me every damn day

14:13

Okay we’ll time is not of the essence right now

14:44

LEAVE MY BABY ALONE

15:20

Just a baby guys. My baby. My baby. You’re my baby say it to me.

15:58

So fucking real but quit with the attitude Jen. I’ll punch you

16:09

IS THAT TEENS BOOK?!

16:23

DONT HIDE IT BRO

16:30

Me too gurl.

16:41

That is traumatizing

17:21

CALL ME BABY BRO…. Oh my god. I’m so bad. I’m so so bad. She’s an older esteemed gentlewoman and I am 18. I’m a fucking slut bro ✋😭

17:39

Querent? More like queerent WAIT OMG WE TWINS LMAOOOO

17:57

That’s so real

18:08

You’re a bitch. That’s what you are. I’m not as angry. But the way you treated my wife earlier… I hold grudges. And I hope rio does too.

19:10

Yeah. Enormous potential to get absolutely socked by me.

(Maybe I’m a little salty)

19:32

REJNION BRING BACK MY WIVES

19:38

Me with my essay bro ✋😭

20:02

IM MISSING A WIFE

20:26

That’s so fucking sad baby. I love you. I’ll take care of you.

You know what?? I bet she was terrified of getting sick even a little bit after this.

21:00

NOO I STG YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM TALP THIJGS BRO

22:13

WHY THEY LOOK LIKE THAT WHY THEY WALKING LIIE THAT BRO

22:35

Logically. I know Jen joins her. But I still feel like I’d believe it if she left

22:39

Awwww okay. I don’t not like Jen anymore. Sisters. We’re sisters. There were never much devoted sisters

23:02

YOU KNOW SOMETHING. YOU KNOW SOMETHING AND IF IT IS MORE THAN JUST YOU FALLING THEN ILL FIGHT YOU

23:05

Okay. I got it lol

23:20

Who is this diva?

23:57

THE COVEN HELL YEAHHG

24:30

Slay

24:40

DONT PLAY WITH ME ILL KMS SO HARD

24:54

If youre about to tell me that I’m not actually about to find out that Wanda’s tower reversed I’ll fight.

25:07

OH LAWD IM SCARED

25:09

OH LORD THAT WAS AGGRESSIVE

25:28

THAT SHIT ACTUALLY MADE ME GASP AND SCREAM IN MY DORM AT 11:09 AT NIGHT BRO

HELP WHAT IS THAT?!

25:32

NO RIO I LOVE YOU YES RIO BUT DO NOT KILL HER PLEASE DONT KILL HER RIO I LOVE YOU. PLEASE DONT KILL HER

25:52

THEY JUST CINFIRMED WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW BRO

25:59

I LITERALLY JUST SAID OUT LOUD “oh that’s hot”

✋😭😭

26:02

YAAASSSSSS WE BEEN KNEW THIS THOUGH

26:30

OH SHE ANGRY

26:43

Dayummmm she angry angry. I mean. I guess I would be too.

26:48

Idk what y’all heard but all I heard was MOMMY

27:02

HELL YEAH BABAYYYY

27:17

If it is Rio calling her a coward I will actually shoot someone.

27:23

Why the captions spell magic like magick? Anybody know that one? I’m not a witch so I wouldn’t know

27:35

OH FUCK NOOOOO

28:20

OH FUCK NO DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU BABY

28:35

GRAVITY

28:39

Okay little boo thangs Salem seven lollll they be swimming ✋😭🤣

28:57

WAIT IS SHE KILLING THEM?!?!

29:04

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO KM GONNA CRY IM SCTUSKKY GONNA CRY SO HARD DONT LET GO BABY DONT LET GO

29:11

NO FUCK NO NO NO NO

Omg I’m gonna throw up I’m getting so worked up

29:26

Thank you for not showing us that. I’m okay with gore. I’m not okay with heartbreak. Even though my heart is broken.

29:46

Awww she’s just a baby. Just a wee baby.

I have a love hate relationship with Jac Schaeffer

I’d much rather blame Kevin fiege. He’s def behind this all. Also. I’m a man hater so yeah lol (not fr tho)

In conclusion: I’m kms.

[one0p1nk]

Describe your friends in one sentence!

Note// Long as heck post ig. Phrases or quotes in a nutshell count as sentence right/lh

Yami// "Sobs,,, PINS, HELP???"

Beth// "Ah, baked goods aight."🌸

Klai// "Mhueheheheheheh" >;3😇

Joe// "EHHFBDBDBHDBDBDHDBDBDBBDB, MY BBGs omg;;;" 😭🥺 *proceeds to doom yaoi them*

Tae// "I fight with my demons all day and all night guys. Yippeee!!"🫶✨️

Sam// "Wh- why do I have a "yapper of the year" reward???"/ih

Sleepy// "I have eepy disease." ☺️☕️

Four// "take a break."🔫💥💥💥🥰

Skye// "I'm not o'glorious." *proceeds to girlboss gatekeep anyway*/pos/lh

Fifi// "Imma adopt you." (Fifi Plz no-)

Orange// "Hello." *does the sailor moon pose*lh

Anwyll// "omg pretty boys... now kiss-"🥰 (🫶🤝)

Mandi// "Hee hee hoo hoo, omg a spider- help." *gets helped to kill it*/ih

Kory// "I miss my wife guys,,, sobs,,, I'll come back soon---" *leaves in ant runaway*/ih

Lupi// "I'm not going to comedy jail again!!! You won't catch me!!!"

Emma// "Spill the tea, I'm listening babygurl."✨️💅

Al// "giggles giggles,,, brainrots everywhere and anywhere hee hee".

Clown// "I love my wifes and hubbys ill protect them with my life." 🐺🤡/ih

Boris// "I love old men. And old men kissing."/hj

Nakki// "Crazy? I was crazy once."/ref

Meito// "I have the urge to eat Isabela cake I'm sorry." (Literally edit a drawing of her getting bitten JDBDBFBFBF;;; just you wait I'll draw Lolo like a pirulín or something/lh)

[projectmoon-smash-or-pass]

propaganda:

✅️ "smash but shaking my head the entire time so people know i don't agree with his actions"

❌ "at the ready to Pass Hopkins into the Shadow Realm 🔫 (i know he's got fans but listen with that attitude he cannot be that good in bed)"

❌ "Yeah I'm gonna smash, I'm gonna smash his fucking skull into splinters the fucking cunt I hope vergillius killed you offscreen and didn't tell anyone you worthless piece of shit"

❌ "Someone on twitter did a popularity poll on PM characters. Hopkins got first for most hated (understandably so)"

❌ "Hopkins 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎Acela better arrow user (she’s real to me. All of the mods are real to me)"

❌ "ALL MY HOMIES HATE HOPKINS🔥🔥🔥"

❌ "A coward and a bitch and not even in the mentally tormented way like Philip. Man deserves to die a rizzless virgin."

❌ "yeah ill smash. with a folding chair"

✅️ "I need to teach him a lesson. Gonna do some freak shit that makes him learn things about himself so that he learns not to take advantage of people. And I will also shake my head at him like the previous propaganda."

❌ "hopkins looks exactly like this douchebag guy i used to be friends/roommates with who psychologically tortured me for half a year so even if he hadnt been a massive cunt i would hate him on principal anyway"

✅️ "alright hear me out. i could fix him. he just needs cock"

✅️"If given the chance I'd be giving Hopkins such good head it kill him. I love my bad pathetic twink of a man Hopkins"

❌ "Hopkins looks identical to my ex :("

❌ "I'd like to add more to the passing Hopkins train. Aya mentions that he has hemorrhoids and that's more of a deal breaker for me than the fact he's a traitorous asshole"

✅️ "As the hopkins fictionkin on this website. You wanna fuck me so bad aoooaoaoaoaooooo . Also look at his stupid glasses. Cmon guys"

✅️ "Its ok hopkins ill smash if only for the smug expression, glasses, and the fact hes/youre really no different than any other citydweller"

✅️ "hypnosis could fix hopkins. im onto something here"

[wooziorgans]

seventeen as stupid shit my best friend and i say

JIHOON: let me e-transfer you or ill call you a slur 🔫 i wont well maybe JOSHUA: ohhh yeah call me a slur 😫😫😫 JIHOON: DO NOT JOSHUA: 😫😫😫😫 hmmhgnjgb JIHOON: enough out of you 🖐️

JIHOON: if you put a flashlight on me right now you would get flash banged cus all the blood in my body went straight to my dick.

JUN: why am i tweaking? MINGHAO: just die.

SOONYOUNG: i dont have autism!! SEOKMIN: well obviously you’re not pregnant enough!

WONWOO: i could never be that hot. MINGYU: pal to pal, you sell yourself short.

WONWOO: i’m about to mingoo everywhere.

JEONGHAN (about seungcheol): he would put you in your place like a 1930s’ house wife. he would beat you into submission.

CHAN: he gives me the inspiration to be better. SEUNGKWAN: his ass is so fat.

CHAN: no rizz, no bitches, no purpose in life.

SOONYOUNG: the hoe life is hard. y’know what else is hard? JIHOON: going to sleep at night.

SEUNGCHEOL: i am not a misogynist! i don’t know how to do… massages.

VERNON: my house, my rules. fuck the gays!

JOSHUA: happy pride month! god is trying to kill us.

CHAN: what would society do without me? SEUNGKWAN: probably a lot better.

a/n: the first one happened over text for reference. this was fun to make !! part 2?? maybe???

[ahamkara-apologist]

Do you think Osiris could die of old age?

Because even if Bungie confirms it I will genuinely deny it. The man will not die of old age of all things, the immortal lover x mortal lover is something I cannot bear, if Osiris dies from fighting I could live with it but old age??? Osiris and Saint deserve better 😭 I will REFUSE I do not care 🔫

Personally, I don't think so- I don't believe that the Ghostless are capable of dying from old age bc there's not really anything that points to it in-canon from what I remember. It's hard to sau because our most prominent example is Eris, and Eris remained pretty heavily involved with paracausal forces after she lost Brya, but the fact that her age seemed to remain in stasis and that she's still walking around being Eris points to Guardians being fundamentally different physiologically, imo. Even after their Light is gone, the fact that they were risen from the dead by paracausal forces isn't something so easily shaken. But it's hard to say, because while there certainly are more Ghostless out there, we don't seem to have much info on them- at least not that I can remember. I do know that Nezarec had a cultist who killed his own Ghost after going mad and iirc that guy was still kicking centuries afterwards

I also feel like it would be kinda ill-fitting for them to have Osiris eventually die of old age given the fact that he's a character who's very much only just settling into domestic life again, and how Sagira's death was the means for that to happen, no matter how tragic it was. Saint and Osiris have been forced to dance around each other in order to save the universe for so long, they've only just now gotten the opportunity to be normal domestic lovers for once so I think that hitting us with the 'oh yeah Osiris is gonna die of old age eventually' hammer is just a step too close to a level of tragedy that Destiny doesn't seem super inclined to reach

[ssreeder]

HELLO

I didnt see that there was an update until now and i dont feel like discording and i just read the new chapter so here i am with my few main points bc i dont feel like doing a full live reaction👍👍🫶

Seeing Jeeto come into play in any capacity at all makes me feel like a proud parent watching their children grow. Its always wonderful like those are my emotional support middle aged fictional men. I watched them go from conspiracy to getting crumbs to now their "dates" and gossiping together. Youve gotta love it. Those are my children. Im so proud of them. But im also scared because you killed shen so obviously my feeligns mean nothing to you 🙄😒😒. (Im never going to get over that, im going to be 80 years old in some pst apocolypic enviroment with horrors all around me, but im going to be having nightmares about shen. Ill send you my therapy bill) (im going to get a tattoo in his memory istg)

Also its always really subtle but its funny to see your specific linguistical patterns in liab esp because i can never really explain it. Like ill read a random sentence and be like 'yeah that seems like sreeder wrote it' i just think its neat.

I also really loved zukka this chapter. But i always lovr zukka so its not a surprise. But espesially this chapter because its mostly soft zukka.

"Do you think we will stay together" NO Zukko divorce 🔫🔫. 🙅🏻🔥🔥🔥🙅🏾

The 'moving forward' ness of zukka in liab is so nicely written. Like ive been reading liab since (almost) the beginning and it has been a ride and its starting to feel more conclusive and that is SCARY but its also nice because you write it very well and i adore the way you write trauma and the healing of it and the ups and downs and the two steps forward two steps backness. Its very lovely.

I knew ara was going to have a suicide attempt (esque situation (idk if that counts)) i called it i win.

Idc what others say ara will always be amazing. I love her character SO MUCH

i feel like you can always tell the strengths of a writer in the way they write complicated characters and the way you write ara is very telling of that. Like the fragility and also harshness used for her is very realistic and i always enjoy her parts so much.

Like her deciding to move on independant of how zuko or sokka feel about it is and regardless of whether people thinks she 'deserves it' is immaculate.

And thats a good example on your specific strengths as the author of liab (being able to handle delicate situations well, and realistically and make them very thought out and not rushed, stuff like that).

But her 'i need to start getting along with other girls' is great because like,, RHATS SO TRUE. she is genuienlly one of my favorite characters of all time, i could write essays on why i love her. Exquisite.

REHO MENTION 🥳🥳💪💪💪💪

Thats my emotional support woobified early 20 something year old man. I adore him. If 30 people love reho i am one of them, if one person loves reho i am them if 0 people love reho i am dead (rip rehoes 😔) i will defend his (and aras) good names until i die.

Amazing chapter as always 10/10 *chefs kiss* im so excited for the series to finish and see what you do with everyone and the rest of the storylines and such.

Every time I think of Shen’s death I think of your utter devastation & how I wasn’t expecting you to be so distraught over it. I will say I had another commenter lately who was talking about how much they liked Shen & wanted an Iroh/Shen/Zuko dynamic and I kept thinking…. Damn it buddy, you’re going to be soooo mad at me in a few chapter haha…. oops.

ugh my linguistic patterns haunt me and I specifically ask my betas to check for them because I feel sooooo repetitive sometimes especially when there’s a lot of introspection lol. So it’s funny you mentioned that lol.

Omg I remember when I was still on RIA & someone in the server was like “dude I’m rooting for some jeeto.” & I was like oh no how do they know??? I created this fun divide between hakoda and bato just to push Bato into Jees arm!! Don’t spoil it haha, but whatever at least Dentys dead

Awwww thanks for the compliments it means a lot coming from you <3 but also yeah Ara is my delicate dumpster fire who says she going to make her existence everyone’s problem (most importantly sokka because damn girl could just LEAVE but she refuses lol) I love it. She’s fun, and any scene with her expect utter chaos haha.

every time I write Reho in a scene my mind says and the crowd goes wild,,, he’s annoying but I’m glad you like him.

thanks for this amazing ask you’re awesome

[caitified]

good evening caitified nation, how are we doing 🙂‍↕️

midterm szn is lowk killing everyone, i hate it here ‼️ i registered for next semester classes (my university hates me so i had slim pickings) and had to register for two back to back classes and a lab from 9:30am-3pm ‼️ somebody take me out back and 🔫💥 on god 😣fortunately i have a chill spring semester but then shit hits the fan next fall and ill be taking calc, physics, biochem, and analytical chem + 2 labs 💔 live laugh love STEM but the classes you said you’re taking scare me way more 😭 are you a law student or are you doing something else?

hope everyone has a great night 🤞drink water

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oh my GOSH GIRL 2 labs is so bad.midterm season is no joke but i got some of my results today and im very happy i studied so much. i’m registering for my second semester classes today too!! i do study law, which is kinda crazy that im a future criminal defense lawyer writing fanfics on tumblr but we all have our things! and i found out i got early acceptance to my dream law school today 🥲🥲🥹.

everybody drink water and i hope you have a goodnight, if you’re staying up a bit some fics will be coming your way!!!!!!

[writingkitten]

You could use this for your hitman fic maybe: the “in love with the mark” trope where the Molina character is a hitman/assassin and is assigned to kill the reader for one reason or another, and starts spending time with her to get close to her but then realizes he’s falling in love with her and is conflicted about his assignment now. If he doesn’t do the job he could be killed himself, but he can’t bring himself to hurt the reader anymore. Lots of angst, but a happy ending where he saves the reader and takes down the corrupt organization he was working for 🔫💗

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YESSSSSSSSS ILL HAVE TO WRITE MULTIPLE FRANK FICS, THANK YOU 🐦‍⬛!!!

[angeldigital92]

(murder game momence)

☁️: [is detective]

☁️: [picks up gun] ain't trusting no one in this game no mo 🧍

☁️: [sees 🩷] NO YOU THERE U STOP YOU WILL TAKE ME TO THEM!!! TAKE ME TO THEM RIGHT NOW

🩷: OKAYOKAY.. (laughing crying has now become hostage)

🌌: [walks in] ... 🙌

☁️: NANANANA I DONT TRUST YOU ESPECIALLY NOW TAKE ME TO THEM OR ILL KILL YOU ALL!!!

[🩷+🌌 laughing wheezing crying]

☁️: [pointing gun at both] you better TAKE ME to them , I'm going to win the game I'm going to win the game for everyone , just sHOW ME WHERE 🦊 IS BECAUSE THEIR THE KILLER

🦊: [casually walking] hey guys ! what's going on :]?

☁️: 💥💥💥🔫 I GOT YOU I FUCKING GOT YOU YOU AINT GONNA KILL ANYONE

*bystanders win, murderer 🦊*

[everyone laughing crying choking]

☁️: I FUCKING KNEW IT !!!!!!!!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH

[sorrowfultales]

18, 29, 10 and 17 for the Durge questions 🔫

You work fast my friend I'll give you that

30 Questions for your Dark Urge

10. What motivates your Dark Urge to either embrace or resist the tadpole?

For Anathema I think it initially boils down to that moment in the nautiloid when the woman inside the pod turns into a mindflayer: The thought of going through the same things is just unthinkable. Not only because it looks painful as fuck, but also because despite her amnesia, Anathema has this "feeling" that she's "perfect" and to risk tainting herself with ceramorphosis (or in this case just the tadpoles) almost makes Anathema physically ill. She has this urge (ha) to keep herself as she is: Father's perfect little brid-DAUGHTER.

17. What is your Dark Urge’s greatest regret?

This one is HARD (I'm still not sure of many details of Anathema's story) so this answer may change in the future. Right now I think her greatest regret would be Enver. Just… Him. Not in the sense of meeting/working/falling in love with him, but more the "what could have been"s of their relationship. What if she had seen Orin's attack coming? What if she had defied Bhaal sooner? I can see her torturing herself over the many what ifs; just imagining what a whole life with him would have been like. Daydreams about what might have happened if she managed to convince him to kill the brain and be a hero to the city with her… Sad hours, man.

18. How does your Dark Urge feel about love?

This one is even harder… Damn you tumblr user @/wilchur!!!!!! Well, love is complicated for Anathema. Not just romantic love, but any type that isn't whatever fucked up thing she feels for Bhaal (and even that is a mess most of the time). Anathema had a normal childhood (for the most part) and back then I think she thought love was the way her mother brushed her hair or how her brother would carry her on his shoulders, but after she was taken in by Bhaal, he started to eat away at all those good things and replace them with nothing but him. For decades "love" is the dread she feels when her Father is near, it's the status he gives her, it's the promise of heated touches in her dreams. For a long time, love is Bhaal. She would only start to truly "branch out" once she met Enver and started to venture out more by herself, away from the Temple (where her father's control over her is stronger). She realizes that love is how Sceleritas takes care of her, it is the way Gortash holds her by the waist and whispers in her ear. (In Triumvirate) it's the taste of Ianira's blood on her lips, the feel of her fingers on her skin. Later, when she has forgotten how Father's love feels like, it's the smell of Gale's cooking, the sounds of Lae'zel sharpening her daggers for her, the sensation of Shadowheart braiding her hair, how Wyll hums when she helps him apply salve around his horns, how Karlach lifts her off the ground when they hug. It's Astarion's surprisingly patience when teaching her how to disarm traps. Damn this got deep all of a sudden.

29. What advice would you give to your Dark Urge?

Advices… Damn. It depends where she is in her life I guess. When she's a child… I guess my advice would be to not visit her parents that fateful year when Bhaal made her slaughter them. I wouldn't tell her why, but just "hey maybe just writing to them is enough". When she's Chosen, my advice would be "run". Just bolt, girl. When Gortash offers you a way out mid a passionate speech full of implied feelings and sexual desire, TAKE IT. After the lobotomy, I guess my advice would be "promise Gortash you will marry him if he fixes Karlach and helps you kill the brain". It would save her a lot of time.