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Just making sure all my Dragon Age friends know about Eternal Strands, Mike Laidlaw's new project!! The demo is available for free on Steam right now. I played almost four hours last night and had a grand old time freezing a dragon's mouth shut, starting forest fires, hacking the armor off giant robots, and launching terrible invisible poison lizards off cliffs at ludicrous speed. Also, I've only scratched the surface of the story, but the DA veteran fingerprints are all over it (and not just because there's a magical shield called the Veil).

Give it a try and then give it a nice pre-launch review on Steam to spite the chuds who don't like playing as a girl.🙏

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t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

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the dash is in tatters. please say something nice to the person you reblog this from. it's so sad to see you all so sad

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every single post featuring Antoine has a bunch of tags like "1 french man allowed" "the only orlesian man I trust" etc. amazing what one scrawny wife guy with big wet eyes can do for a country's reputation

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Me, every single time this guy shows up on screen.

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im still thinking about the Lore Compliance section in that callout post

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you know when you really want to talk abt your OCs but don’t know what to say so you’re just holding them up like Simba with a bunch of exclamation points overhead?

Yeah.

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I do think a Lucanismancer Rook has to be their own special brand of weird to like... fuck with him like that. To be attracted to a man who unprompted says a cup of coffee tastes 'like a kiss goodbye' no lead up no explanation and then later to accept the fact that he chickens out of kissing you without too much of a fallout about it and then later to accept the fact that they are now An Item based purely on the action of him making them dessert added onto that that he very clearly says 'there is enough for everyone' and somehow understanding that to mean he's scared you won't accept what he made instead of thinking he's brushing you off and then having him say he'll kill gods for you like... two weeks later is... I'm not saying he was written for a very specific type of person but I am saying he's written for a very specific type of person

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veilguard remake of this poll

Solas removed from this one because there is a 12 button limit + he's now had an official game appearance at his full godly strength, and i don't think he should be allowed to compete. Jowan stays though.

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“Death is my calling.”

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LUCANIS WEARING A PAIR OF THOSE CUNTY LITTLE DRACULA 1992 SUNGLASSES TO HIDE SPITE FLASHING HIS EYES PURPLE SEND TWEET

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all of em

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man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

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why did i decide to write a complicated serious novel with logical internally consistent buildup to the part where entire cities get deleted off the map. i want to write the part where entire cities get deleted off the map

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btw i've done a bunch of blocking on ao3 of accounts closely associated with the ones who spent an evening harassing me. if anyone here was caught in the crossfire, lemme know and i'll unblock

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take a kiss for the road