#ill edit later

[tele-mesmerism]

check out the aspargus goat cheese tart i made the other day w a recipe from a book i processed @ work of recipes to be easy on back pain.. it was rly yummy (except for i burnt the bottom) and i love how the cookbook has breaks incorporated. unfortunately it was almost all meat mains so not worth getting for me

[dammjamboy]

ALMOST FORGOT after like a month new chapter out <3

[mintykiwi]

hall of ween

[rcginald]

i wanna do a mirreg and julireg (idk their official ship names) next gen.... where would i even begin to find someone that works

[stuckimagination]

The intensity of the situation peaked.

The young Jedi stood in shock at what he done. What he had to do.

He could feel the darkness vibrate in glee. Soon he felt it prodding his mind. Just one more. One more.

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..

...

Grabbing the sleeve of the Jedi's robe, the trooper lead them down endless alleyways, eventually regrouping in the underground levels.

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..

...

The Jedi clung tighter to the trooper's armor.

[real-sen-unnie]

We’re going to be late.

Hyungwon one-shot

Word count: 898

This was done as a challenge between @monbeslay and I! Enjoy! 

You were sat in front of the dresser in your boyfriend’s shared room, picking up the gold eyeliner that you were going to highlight your eyes with, when the door of the room opened and closed quickly. You looked at the figure through the mirror and watched as Hyungwon’s eyes enlarged at your figure.

“Babe what time do we need to leave?” he asked, curiously watching you.

“We need to be ready to leave in about forty-five minutes,” you explained looking at the clock on the wall as you closed the eyeliner you were just using.

Putting it down, you stood up to grab your handbag that you had left on the other side of the room.

As you walked over to it, you noticed you boyfriend’s eyes wander at your every step. You couldn’t blame him, you were dressed only in your underwear and you knew what he was like.

Before you could even grab the bag off the floor (to get the red lipstick that was in it), you felt his arms around your waist as he pulled you hard against his body.

He began to kiss your shoulders before spinning you around and somehow managing to pick you up in his arms, pushing you down on the lower bunk bed.

“Baby,” you whispered before he silenced you with his lips on yours. He managed to kiss down your neck before you pushed him off.

“No, we are not doing this right now!” you said as you sat back up on the bed.

“Babeeee! Come on,” he whined at you, kneeling in front of you- nearly on the verge of begging.

“No! We’re going to be late because you can’t keep it in your pants,” you scoffed at him, giving him a stern look.

“It’s just Kihyun’s birthday dinner,” he stated.

You sighed before explaining it to him.

“It’s because it is Kihyun’s birthday party, which is why we can’t be late. Thanks to you, he already thinks that’s all we do because of that time he caught us in the bathroom,”

He laughed as you thought back to that time. Hyungwon had somehow managed to convince you that you wouldn’t get caught and forgot to lock the bathroom door, in which Kihyun found you both naked in a very compromising position in the shower.

You weren’t able to forget his facial expression of horror and couldn’t look at him for the rest of the week due to embarrassment.

“We don’t have long, hurry and go wash up so we’re not late,” you said as you pushed him whilst getting off the bed.

Although he whined at your words, he listened to you and went to shower. Picking up the bag that you needed, you pulled out the lipstick and went back to the dresser to complete your make up look.

You quickly fixed up your hair and were pulling on the dress you decided to wear this evening when you heard the door open once again and saw Hyungwon wrapped in towel.

“Hurry up,” you said as you went back to the dresser to add the final touches. “You have twenty minutes to get ready,”

You put your earrings in and sprayed on some perfume, before going to the kitchen to get a quick drink of water before checking your phone, which was on charge.

Ten minutes later, you heard Hyungwon come into the room and state that he was ready.

“Could you grab the present and my bag from the bedroom baby, then we can go,” you said as you unplugged your phone and went to the front of the apartment to slip on your heels.

“Here you go babe,” Hyungwon said as he made his way behind you with both the present and bag in hand, handing you only your bag.

“Thank you,” you said as you waited for him to slip on his shoes before you walked out the door.

Putting his hand on the small of your back, he guided you towards his car. Once you were buckled up and in, Hyungwon started the car.

Before he put the car in drive, he looked over at you and you asked him what was wrong.

“I didn’t tell you that you looked beautiful,” he said.

You blushed and leaned forward to kiss him on the lips, muttering thanks before sitting back into your seat as he nodded at you putting the car into drive.

When you had arrived at the restaurant, you could already see all your friends sitting on the table and they welcomed you to join the table.

“Why are you guys late?” Minhyuk whined at you as you sat down at the table.

“Sorry, Hyungwon took his time in the shower,” you explained giving the present to Kihyun who sat diagonal to you.

“Are you sure it was just him?” Kihyun asked you.

“What do you mean?” you questioned him back curiously.

“I know you guys like to shower together,” he joked back.

As you understood his reference, your face went bright red and you couldn’t find a way to respond.

You felt Hyungwon shift in his chair as he put his hand on your thigh, before he voiced his opinion.

“Well at least she has someone to shower with, unlike you!”

At this statement the whole group laughed at the sassiness that came out from your boyfriend’s mouth.

[neurodwitches]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Well, not really a PSA, since it’s got no real impact on anything but this blog, but yes, somehow public service announcement anyway:

Did you take a guess? Because honestly it was so obvious it was going to be this. You guessed right! (potentially) We’re looking for new mods to help us with the blog and it’d be nice if you could reblog this to get the word out. I’ll personally update this post as soon as possible with a link to the survey & all the details. 

Hope you get as excited as I am about this because it’d be nice to welcome other neurodiverse witches who want to offer advice/help! 

As always, I hope y’all have an amazing week!

- Mod Ivy.

[grunclestiltskin]

School Undertale AU

Here is what nobody asked for Toriel: principle and teacher (how she does it nobody knows) Asgore: gardener Undyne: gym teacher #1, runs all of the sports teams Alphys: science lab + computer lab + nurse Sans: PTA Sans Papyrus: lunch lady + mascot Mettaton: gives outrageous amounts of money to school and is allowed to basically loiter around the campus because of this All of the ruins monsters are students. Including dummy. (Froggit, whimsum, loox, migosp, moldsmal, vegetoid) Napstablook is the music teacher who mainly has their students help em make spoopy remixes. Dogamy and Dogaressa: sex ed part-timers Doggo lives across the street and kids love the pranking oppurtunities. Aaron: gym teacher #2 Shyren: chorus teacher Temmie: substitue teacher. The tems all flood into classrooms without teachers and begin teaching together. Woshua: janitor Moldbygg: guidance counselor #1 PTA Mad Dummy Tem Shop Tem runs school store, where it is completely possible for born entrepreneurs to make a profit Muffet: her bake sale runs forever. No one knows when it started, nor when it will end. It just...is. Final Froggit: art teacher Whimsalot: pending Knight Knight: nap time coordinator Astigmatism: guidance counselor #2 Madjick: there is a class every day where the kids basically larp. this is their jam. Ice-e pup: all of the textbooks, literally all of them, are ice-e pup brand. Grillby: runs the diner nearby where some kids eat lunch Nice cream guy: drops by every few days (its a time of joy for everyone) Burgerpants: substitute teacher Rocks in snowdin village: class friends (pets is a demeaning term) I just realized Toriel is the only normal teacher, and am perfectly okay with this. OK THE LIL KID SQUAD LETS HEAR IT FOR FRISK: frisk ASRIEL: not flowey MONSTER KID: yo

[angel-antics]

Guess who can buy stickers?

YOU GUYS CAN. Check out my redbubble account to get stickers of these lovable angels. It’s still in progress though

[kdcbsays]

3:43 AM 

I used to be a sea shell. 

caught up in the sunlight 

and in too deep to see the low tide.

but my current was too strong and 

i got lost, head under

with water in my mouth

i got caught up in your doubt.

now i’m just a washed up piece of trash.

a chipped sea shell, that only looked appealing through distorted waters. 

[melodixmayhem-blog]

Summertime Sins

The sun sets a little later the closer summer creeps in it brings me flowers by my doorstep fills me with little sins: a lust for the sun to kiss all my skin. greed for the time I steal from you because I'm a glutton for your attention. I take pride in your stares and envy the girls who you hold above me. Sometimes I wonder if it's only your wrath that attracts me, but I know it's my sloth that keeps us apart. If only I could make the moment we need.

[preciousghoul-blog]

Happy birthday, Takao!

Takao: *whispers* Today is my birthday.

Midorima: ...So? *Briefly adjusts glasses*

Takao: I obviously want something from you!!

Midorima: -annoyed- Shut up!

Midorima:*kiss*

Takao: ...!!!

Midorima: Finally, you're quiet. *Sigh*

Takao: ... I love you, Shin-chan!!!(I love him so much!!!) -glomp-

Midorima: (What should I get for him... I completely forgot...) *secretly panicking*

Midorima: -Feels guilty, hence lets Takao stick to him for the whole day-

[we-faded-into-concrete]

It’s seems like the mirror forgot how kind you are when no one gave you a second glance. It seems the mirror forgot how loyal you were every time others were not. Because the mirror forgot how you smiled when the universe could not give you a reason to. Then why is it we go to the one place that never remembers who we really are? I guess it’s because mirrors aren’t the ones who actually stare.

[amiable-waters]

A Challenge For You

its funny thing, when you realize what your life has become. on average, we spend 13 hours a day on the internet, send 88 texts per day, and 8 hours in front of the TV. the average north American spends 90% of their time indoors, 5% in cars, and 5% OUTDOORS... remember when we used to play outside without giving a fuck? remember when sitting inside was utterly boring? our lives are ruled by electronics! how many times a day do you look at the blazing screen of your smartphone? how many times do you check Facebook? Tumblr? instagram? do you immediately turn on your computer, TV, or both when you get home? can you go a day without those things? have you tried? I have a challenge for you. UNPLUG AND TURN OFF. unplug your TV. turn off all your electronics that only distract you from life. for one day. go outside. sit in the park. read a good book. have a picnic. connect with your friends the old fashioned way. play tag or red Rover, red Rover with your friends or random people. better yet, do it at the beach. have a conversation with a stranger and make a new friend. do whatever you want. just leave your electronics at home and do something outside. just try it. you'll find that its extremely liberating. don't wanna do it alone? extend this challenge to your friends and family. go on an adventure with them. go for a hike. hell, go camping! visit a museum. have coffee. talk about everything and nothing. reconnect on a personal level. then, at the end of the day, when you get home just... relax. the TV is still unplugged. phone and computer are still off. just sit back, enjoy the silence, and think about what you did today, how much fun you had, the people you were with, the new friends you made. just sit and think. soon enough, you'll fall asleep. the next day, you can go back to your daily routine. OR do it again. make a weekend out of it. when and if you do this, come back and tell me what you did. whether or not you had fun. did something funny happened? something dramatic? life-changing? whatever it is, tell me. and I'll tell you mine.