#ilaughed

[shrunkenbrat]

more old stuff becayse im so silly 😽

[dirbenaffleck]

COCAINE BEAR (2023)  Dir. Elizabeth Banks  Writer: Jimmy Warden

[lady-0120]

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[unknown1relic]

Glenn Rhee X reader Smut

Got bored - needed more smuts of Glenn 🧍🏻‍♀️

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I slowly sneak my way up to the watch tower, hoping you're not making too much noise. Its Glenn's turn to watch over everyone tonight and I thought it would be funny to scare him a bit. As I make your way up I peak your head up enough to notice he's facing away from me.

I continue up and keep low to the ground. The closer I get the more your heart starts racing as I slowly stand up behind, and quickly cover his mouth while wrapping my other arm around him. My hand muffles his yell as he looks back and sighs in relief at me standing there.

I let go of him and fall to the floor in laughter

“Omg! You should've seen your face!”

“Dont do that! What if I shot you! Also keep it down everyones asleep” He sighs as he goes back to looking out

I catch my breath before walking toward him and standing besides him

“Sorry, you’ve just been looking stressed lately so I thought this would be funny,” I said looking up at him with a smile

He looks down at me, and its obvious he's trying not to smile but with the way I look into his eyes he can't help it.

“Its fine just dont do it again…..Felt like I was about to shit my pants” He says, muffling that last part

I bust out in fits of laughter as I hold my mouth trying not to make too much noise. He tries shushing me but he cant help but laugh too

“Glenn you cant say that and not expect me to laugh,” I say finally starting to catch my breath

“My bad,” He says with a chuckle

“So why’d you come up here? Just to scare me and leave?” He asked looking at you

“I was bored and saw you up here so I thought id stop by before heading to bed” You said looking towards the walkers outside the fence

Honestly, the real reason why you were there was because you were pretty horny, you and Glenn have been having moments that just friends wouldn't have and you felt like it was safe enough to step it up. You haven't kissed, but you’ve been close, and Maggie told you that she overheard Glenn talking about wanting to be more than friends with you.

“Why do I get the feeling that that's not true” He asks stepping closer to me, his looming shadow blocking the moonlight from me

I smile and look up into his eyes before wrapping my hands on his cheeks. He seems a little shocked before accepting what was to come. He closed his eyes and started leaning in, but with each second passing, he didn't feel anything. In fact, he felt my hands leave his cheek.

He opened his eyes to see me with a smile looking up at him. I gotta admit, its fun teasing him.

“Did you think it was gonna be that easy?” I smirked and giggled at his facial expression

“No…..but I was hoping it would” He frowned and looked down

“Aww Glenn, your too cute” Ilaughed and walked up to him before giving him a small kiss on the lips

His face turned red and he smiled before wrapping his arms around me.

“Fuck your too hot, honestly the real reason im here is because im horny as fuck and need you” I blurred it out as I grabbed his face and start kissing him, not giving him a moment to react to my words

He takes a second to process whats going on before accepting and kissing back. I push him into the room of the watch tower towards the wall before we start sliding down the wall. I sit on top of him as were making out slowly grinding my hips on his growing dick.

“Ahh…” He moans out in-between kisses, turning me on even more

I stop kissing him and wipe the saliva off his mouth

“I didn't know you were vocal,” I said with a smile and looking into his eyes with lust

“Uh… yeah sorry, I can be quiet if you want me to” He says while blushing and having a hard time making eye contact

“No its cute I like it…..I wonder how far I can go” I say whispering the last part

“What?” I dont give him enough time to process what I said before I begin lowering his pants down and palming his twitching erection through his boxers I can tell he's trying to keep quiet, but the more I palm him the harder it is for him. I grab his face with my free hand, forcing him to look up at me.

“Dont keep it in, I wanna hear everything that comes out of you” I whisper into his ear causing him to let out the breath he didn't realize he was holding and start whimpering

“Good boy” I say praising him and start lowering his boxers enough to free his dick.

I slide my fingers up and down, tracing his veins, and looking up at him.

“Oh shit….” he splurs out. You're not doing much but to him it's already too much, he's honestly starting to get scared at how it would be like going any further.

I lower my head down and start liking from the bottom to the tip before putting his whole dick in my mouth. He's a whimpering, moaning mess as I start off slow and begin picking up speed. It’s only been a few minutes but my mouth is already making him want to cum. As I suck him off I notice that his dick has started twitching even more. Before I could make him cum I stop and let his dick go.

Hes breathing heavily, and says “Fuck Y/N, dont stop, I was almost there” He says trying to catch his breath

“If you want me to continue your gonna have to beg” I smirk and trace his veins again.

“please….I need your pretty little mouth on my dick….please can I have more” He says his eyes pleading as he caresses my cheek.

“Aww your so polite” I smile and start sucking him off again while making eye contact the whole time.

He starts whining at the sensation, not wanting it to end. Im pumping the length I can't take in with one hand, while the other is slowly rubbing my folds.

Eventually, he lets out a loud moan as my throat is hit with his white seed. I let go, a string of cum and saliva connecting my lips to his dick, making him wipe it off my lips.

I sit up and start stripping off my clothing, while hes doing the same. I sit on his lap and slide his dick in, the feeling causing us both to moan. Shit I forgot about the condom. Oh well. His needy eyes make me want to take things slow to see how much he could hold out.

I slowly lift my hips up and down his dick, not going fast on pupose as much as I wanted to. His moans, and whimpers are like music to my ears. His hands caress my boobs as he starts taking them into his mouth.

I moan at the feeling and slowly start speeding it up.

“Ahhh…shit Y/N, please dont stop….I want you, I need you. fuck….I love your tight little pussy so much” He blurrs out, and grabs my waist to flip us over so hes on top.

I didnt expect him to take charge so fast as he begins pounding into me at an ungodly speed. I begin moaning out at the sudden change. We keep this up for a few minutes, but stop when we hear a voice down below.

“Hey Glenn you alright I keep hearing noises!” Someone yells out

As Glenn stops it gives me enough time to flip us to make me be on top.

“Dont keep them waiting, say something you dont want them to come up here right” I whisper into his ear before rolling my hips back and forth

“Shit… Uh…. yeah im good! Everythings…mmm….is fine!” He sits up at the feeling and yells out trying his best not to let out a loud moan at your actions

“Alright well im heading back to bed!” They yell out as their footsteps fade off into the distance

I smirk keep rolling my hips back and forth while giving him hickeys on his neck. He throws his head back at the feeling, trying his best not to moan so loudly. He cant get enough of you. Hes holding your hips to help you go faster as he feels his second orgasm coming in.

I start to feel mine build up as his dick rubs me in all the right places. I begin jumping up and down on his dick holding him close and pulling on his hair from behind his head as I start to feel my orgasm building up.

“Youve been such a good boy Glenn….mmmm….fuck…do you wanna fill me up?” I say looking down at him with lustful eyes, still bouncing on his dick.

“Yes…please…let me soak your tight pussy with my cum” He says while whimpering at me pulling on his hair.

I bounce a few more times before the feeling overruns me. We both cum at the same time as I feel him twitching inside of me. We start to catch out breaths while being a sweaty mess, but our bodies are wrapped around each other not caring about that. He keeps his dick in me for a few seconds to let me relax before I start to get off.

“Damn Glenn….I never knew you’d be a sub during sex” I said laughing quietly

“Shut up…” He says and tries to hide his smile. He grabs his clothes to put back on and picks up mine handing them to me

“Ah shit” I said outloud as I put my shirt back on “What?” He asks and sits back next to me

“We didnt use a condom and you came inside me” I said, realizing that the heat of the moment made you both not be cautious

“Well, Ive always wanted to be a dad” He says non chalantly as he gets up and walks back out to continue his job like he didnt just say that.

My face turns red as I stand up and walk up to him rubbing his back

“Well Ive always wanted to be a mom, so I guess well see what happens” I laugh and kiss his cheek

[kisiselintihar]

allah belani versin ilaughed sso hard i choked on my spit

[ursifors]

bots have been out of control on here for a million years but the bot account that just posted in jeremy's tag actually has me fuckign CRYING ILAUGHING STOP I KNOW HE'S GONNA LOOK AT THAT AND LOSE HIS FUCKIGN MIND

[voidzphere]

what do you call a dog that's a genie.

anjin

💥💥

my plushiez are ztarin at me like im inzane while ilaugh at this omg

[maiverie]

Mai my love here’s the meme if you’d like to save it hehe

JSKDJWKSKSK HELPPPP WHY AM ILAUGHING AY YHE SIGHT OF THIS 😭😭😭 STOPPPP THANK U SO MUCH U DIDNT HAVE TO 😭💖 but anyways i’ll think of jaemin every time i see this 😍😵‍💫 THANK YOU 🥹🩷

[hannahs-quirky-moments]

Finished this book today. It was so good I finished in one week! I smiled, Ilaughed, Icried and cried some more. Such a great ending after such traumatic experiences! This is a must read!

[deerwithamullet]

just saw something funny #ilaughed

[rainy-sys]

sotp. ca ilaugh thay was kind of funny.

HUMOR COPING

[sweetie-sire]

Things about myself i find ugly because im bored:

My hair color its supposed to be black but im malnourished so its faded and opaque and terse not soft at all and actually not even black anymore so i cant even be emo in peace

The way my face gets when i laugh because its all wrinkles and puffy eyes that are too fucking small makes me not wanna laugh because i hate the way i look in pictures. Yes im happy but can you make me look hot while ilaugh or was that too much to ask

I look like a drowned rat whenever i go swimming

My teeth are crooked so the only pictures that look good are the ones where i use my practice smile 😃 and u can always tell its fuckingfake cuz im awkward af

The way my face looks when i cry

Im an ugly crier because the pain inside hurt too much to cry normal i always just break down 100 percent i have no control and its apparent

The way my face gets swollen after i cry for the whole fucking day it doesnt even matter if i only cried for 10 mins or 2 the outcome is always almost like an alergic reaction

The way i sneeze it aint cute its like a dog sneeze

Rbf because everyone thinks im an asshole and it makes me act like an asshole cuz they didnt even give me a chance so it makes me angry lmao

The way i cant even think about anything because ill burst into fucking tears

The way i think im funny but then no one laughs at my jokes

The way i dont even wanna be alive anymore

[mccarthymolly]

nt hospital uh ww jkllu

Tch fear. Hkjl hk I

J ki hk ji hi uh

Anti secual line

K ww nohk hi, ok,

Sex omniscient abt sex or any

Hj,i,j,j,j,j,k,k,i,wwj,,j

This isnt attack saying you shot your foot, it's please man ir comeon man

Intro ad or pause for ad then not ad js pause ad edges,j,k,

Stuck in col 20yr mygd dk ww oh, hkuj k hk uuhdk no uh hk hi i idea j k

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Dont conceptualize lk that eh, hm, influential big to individuals b serirous or masses,idk,hm,,ooh n noo. Oh ppus no n ohno total,

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No ww

Teach ey is flu, am i standard hm,u,j

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Dmbs tuck yh,h,,n,,ilaugh,uh,dk,hm,

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Ok,hm,uh,wh,eh

Coltrane mind,ww, hk h,,ww,hm,ok,yh,,ww,dk,hkkik,ww

Hear b sax turns off mind/ ear, delays it alot, cant play mokent or think ahead,ww,hk,uh,ok,m,o,jww,ih,

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Music nt vonsuming snymore, have many minds,ok,uh,cant focus, js way my cognitive self is, dont get yelly, it's not about you or me man

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If u don't have exp or ed for respect, i cant morality profize

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英国を代表するプロダクトデザイナー、

Robert Welchによるもの。

様々なデザインで4枚用、

6枚用など有ります。

素材はステンレスで、

他にバターケースや

トレーなども有り。

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[rawrmeansilyindinosawr]

Residue

At a bar called bar,

you said chivalry doesn't exist

when ur in the midst

of two boys

ilaugh, and i lick

your sovereignty on my lips

you taste like u always have and it makes me not

want to wash you out of my hands. untangle you out

of hair, brush you out of my teeth, i do not want to

spit.

i fell hard for you in the heat of the summer

sweating on each other with no working a/c.

it's winter now and my hearts gone cold yet

for u, i still feel tender.

u told me u remembered everything.

Down to the way i tease and the way i speak

down to the way i would respond when u would

compliment me

u pocketed my tooth gem but my front tooth still

holds the glue.

residue

i speak, and you listen

i listen, and you speak

and brush ur hands against my flushed cheeks.

and it's then i accept the truth

i have to embrace the way

i feel confused

like i will always be

apart of u