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KMS Tirpitz from medal shop, IJN Houshou from 7-4 exploring, PRAN Hai Tien from Core Data exchange

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Llegó la nueva #META del pase! #IJN #CVL #Houshou #SakuraEmpire #HoushouMETA

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IJN HOUSHOU [X]

Artist:  スカイ

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Shipgirl Tips for Admirals

1) Destroyers need constant reassurance or they will die. 

2) Battleships are sexually attracted to fire.

3) They weigh many times more than the average human, do no attempt to pick them up or any other physical activity.

4) Most are non-nuclear vessels be prepared to be eaten out of work and home. A proper spending plan for your base is vital.

5) Amendment to point two, Heavy Cruisers are also attracted to fire.

6) Amendment to point six, honestly all Capital Ships are attracted to anything that moves...

7) In reference to point 3, don’t be a boat fucker. You will be crushed and you will have deserved it. 

8) If you are a boat fucker, you will lose your commission as an officer.

9) No matter how much they advance on you, don’t give in. 

10) If you think you will be fighting fierce sea battles, be prepared for a life of boredom and paperwork. 

11) No, shipgirls will not be used as means to escape boredom.

12) Your position as admiral does not entitle you to make your fleet a harem. 

13) Honestly being an admiral is pretty pointless, no wars and no means of enjoying the company of your fleet. Mostly you will just have more mouths to feed. 

14) Honestly all shipgirls are attracted to anything that moves. Be careful of the destroyers, they are jail bait and make a game out of putting more admirals on the predator list. 

15) Sure the Tokitsukaze and Yuudachi models act like adorable puppies, but the will make you wish you adopted a fully grown Tibetan Mastiff. Train them well and let them know whose boss

16) Houshou will try to act as a mother toward you, then make you feel guilty on spending the holidays with your real mother and not her. Remedy this by acquiring as many IJN carriers as possible so she doesn’t suffer separation anxiety. 

17) If you acquire Akagi, you MUST acquire Kaga unless you prefer have a carrier eat your entire supply without some sort of outside impulse control. 

18) Never trust the cute/innocent ships. They are too smart for their own good. 

19) Be prepared to be drafted into an actual command if a war breaks out. 

20) Other than that, enjoy your new fleet! 

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