#ii my precious

[wolves333]

Such a lovely gentleman♥️

Yeah, such a lovely gentleman 🥰

[lobsterfork]

so close to a realisation

[ruinme-please]

Who’s the most gorgeous drum king?

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@heavenbreaker7

(source)

[fanfictionroxs]

(Custody) Battle of for the Bastards!

Can y'all imagine the custody battle over Jace, Luke & Joffrey aka the 'bastards'?

Rhaenyra: Strongest claim because she's the mommy who doesn't give a single shit about the bastard nonsense of their society and protects her kids like a dragon protecting its hoard. Screw everyone. SHE is the queen and her firstborn WILL be her heir and the rest WILL be well settled!

The judge loves her!

Harwin Mr. literal heart eyes at his babies: STRONGest claim lmao. He is fine with standing by the sidelines and watching his sons call others 'father', but he WILL commit murder and breakbones if you try to steal them. Nurturing comes very naturally to him and he is super sweet with his kids!

The judge loves him too!

Leanor: ADOPTION RIGHTS! JACE IS MY FIRSTBORN, LUKE IS MY HEIR AND JOFFREY IS NAMED AFTER MY DEAD LOVER! MY SONS!

The judge loves him three!

Deamon: I CUT OFF HEADS FOR THOSE KIDS! I TAUGHT JACE AND LUKE WHAT BEING A MAN IS! I RAISED JOFFREY! *bares teeth* MINE!

The judge is terrified, "sir put your sword away this is a legal proceeding" bangs gavel "order order" daemon cuts the gavel with his sword and gets thrown out of court!

Incoming Aegon ii, Aemond and Daeron with 'Uncle rights' custody papers to lay claim on their handsome, wise, strong nephews they 'hate' so much.

The judge wants to go home because he married these kids with their nephews (?!@#$) yesterday sweet home westeros!

Alicent behind them: Bastard 1 & I have the same bad posture; bastard 2 & I take the same anxiety meds; I am the father AND the evil step-mother, your honour *Larys trying to stab Harwin in the background*.

The judge sets the courtroom on fire!

Jace: Wins the custody battle because eldest daughter syndrome rights :)

[drakaripykiros130ac]

Green stans finding their way into the Team Black tag trying to convince people that both Teams end up losing the war - Never not funny.

Please, read the book and try to understand that even though the Blacks didn’t win the way they expected to, they still won. They’re still standing. They actually exist.

The Dance ends with the Seven Kingdoms under the control of the Blacks (since the final battle of the war was won by them):

Aegon III Targaryen

Viserys II Targaryen

Baela Targaryen

Rhaena Targaryen

Alyn Velaryon

Cregan Stark

Jeyne Arryn

Kermit Tully

Corwyn Corbray

Black Aly

Benjicot Blackwood etc.

Where are the Greens in this whole scenario? Dead? Extinct? Cool. Justice. House Targaryen’s biggest mistake, corrected.

So, you TG stans finally get the picture? The Greens are history (not even that, since history doesn’t bother remembering them).

[infaethible]

if anyone kknows the tweet this is referencing im kissing u btw

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@heavenbreaker7

There are two sides to every coin.

[thiziri]

Princess Elizabeth carrying her daughter, Princess Anne of Edinburgh, in the grounds of Clarence House, on 09 August 1951. 

[elkkiel]

I have made sleep token progress with father! He admits that he likes the music a lot and appreciates why I personally connect with the lore, he's just still hesitant about it because of the cult metaphor/aesthetics.

[lady-corrine]

Favourite Targaryen brothers: Aegon III and Viserys II.

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@heavenbreaker7

LISTEN-

[koishua]

closest moots on blr?

@mosviqu my tumblr sister friend mother everything at once tbh we've stayed strong for years atp </3 not even far in age but it still feels like i was raised by her blog at some point and then by HER bar ily we even had two kids together (thinking about reviving blank journal? also k-mystics my little yellow abomination)

@kyuzuberri my little sister i want to adopt so badly i would move mountains for her my dear tumblrinas pls always be nice to her y'all i genuinely want to be with her irl but we're continents apartttt ;-; kyuzu ily bby (my rock actually)

@atrirose i always feel like bullying her is that my love language?? ily my precious i will bite your ankles we've been mooties for a WHILE now but got a lot closer this year i feel like 🤭🤭 i mean this in the nicest way possible but you have a very punchable cutie patootie image in my mind i LOVE talking with you always

@lebrookestore my fellow soldier we've gone through so much on this site im her biggest fan fr i don't even remember when we became friends but it was at the very beginning of the pandemic i feel like?? idk idk imy ily i always think of you. big slay big purr for brooke omg im getting emotional thinking bout the good ol' times :')

@i-luvsang my soulmate ;-; this is the emoji i always use whenever it's about ria bc that's actually me irl whenever i see her im so happy so so happy she's been my friend for so long ughhh if im a sunflower then she's my sun she's the light and guide of my life there's no one like maria for me i hope everybody knows this

@wonfilms not me having the best y/n moments with my favs who turn into my friends ahhhhhh she was the coolest ever ever ever and then she became MY coolest ever ever ever?? mine ppl back off we've been moots for a good while too now that i think about it hehe

bonus @bywons in a very funny way i have to cackle every time but it's a secret she's my little secret ily sru precious always

[emilykaldwen]

abby and aegon's childhood <3 <3

Here is an excerpt from the original backstory that I do plan to post up! Please have 10 year old!Aegon and 8 year old!Abby

When Jace bested him in training, Mother grabbed his face, the flame of the Hightower a dragon’s breath as she bruised his jaw. 

“You must be better than him, Aegon. You cannot let him beat you. He is younger, and smaller, and you will be their king one day. Be better, Aegon!”

“There you are.”

Abrogail sounded both excited that she found him, and like she’d missed him. 

Aegon was lying beneath the table only in his thin shirt, feeling like he was going to combust, and when she appeared, he didn’t swipe away at the tears in his eyes. Abrogail and Helaena would never tease him, but he was grateful it was her and not his sister. Sometimes Helaena said things that frightened him and he didn’t want to feel frightened anymore. Abby never scared him, at least, not the way Helaena did and he couldn’t explain the strange, fearful sensation he felt sometimes. Aegon watched her crawl beneath the table, and she held out a broken, marchpane dragon. “I brought you this. I thought it would make you feel better.”

The taste of almonds and sweet rose burst on his tongue and he returned her slight smile before looking back up at the underside of the table. She was quiet beside him, and Aegon felt relieved she didn’t break the silence.

Content.

He startled when he felt her fingers against the warmth of his forehead, brushing away the wavy hair that’s grown longer than he liked, but he is a Targaryen and perhaps his father would like it more if he looked like Daemon, the way Aemond does. His sire had squinted at him one day, commenting on how much he looked like his grandfather Otto with a bitter betrayal in his mouth.

Mother had drawn him into her lap that night like she used to do before. They sat in front of her looking glass and she showed him how much they looked alike.

He felt a cool touch along one of the little spots on his jaw that hurt. “M’sorry, Aegon.”

He barely heard it; the icy hand stroking his face was too distracting. Something in her touch eased the heat inside him. Aegon turned and shifted until he was laying with his head in her lap. Her hair was long- red curls where Helaena’s were silver. He scrunched his face when some of it tickled against his face. Instead of stopping her, it made Abby laugh and brush him with her hair again.

“M’not your cat.” He thought of the kitten, nearly the size of a small dog already. Auntie Lessie said it was a big cat from the Westerlands, although not like a lion.

Abby shook her head and bit the head off another marchpane figure she’d produced. He scowled up at her and she rolled her eyes. “This one’s mine. I gave you yours.”

“It was broken.” He was indignant, but he realized when she laughed that he really wasn’t indignant at all.

“So’s this one.” She looked at him the way he’s seen Mother look at Ser Criston when he’s helped calm Daeron down. Aegon still wasn’t sure what that look was supposed to mean. He also wasn’t sure what it meant when Abrogail looked at him like that. With a sigh, she popped another broken piece of confection in his mouth to stop him from speaking. “There. Happy now?”

Aegon didn’t feel like he was burning anymore. 

He really wasn’t sure why.

[viserya-firstofhername]

I really cannot express with sufficient fervor how much and more I believe, had Jacaerys lived, he would have basically become Leto Atreides. And I do not mean the visage, but it serves just as well.

'Doomed' spelled on their beauteous cheekbones.

[unanchored-ship]

day one of church conference has ended and ive befriended this stick that my church friends have dubbed charles ii of england and i do believe this is him

he helped me terrorize the children

however my brother snapped him 😢

i refuse to believe him dead after just meeting him so im just gonna say his legs got cut off