#ii cheesy x soap

[pitbullinaspinningteacup]

Cheesy x Mic = Stand-up Comedy

Knife x Mic = Heavy Metal

Soap x Mic = Soft Rock

Knife x Cheesy = Shredded Cheese/Cheese Grater

Soap x Cheesy = Clean Joke

Soap x Knife = Squeaky Clean

Soap x Knife x Cheesy x Mic = uhhhhhhhhh

[w0w0zella]

various doodles :P

[fbpanimations]

DOODLES!! (On paper cuz my apple pencil is actively dying on me)

*tw for implied od / suicide attempt on the first one

do u guys fw a heathers and ii crossover

[sinon36]

Ghost x undercover!reader (HC) Part IV

warnings: violence, blood, mistakes, badly written British speech, I got some inspiration from The Rookie for the undercover part

P.S. I loved Frenchie from The Boys and I just couldn’t help myself. Apologies 😊

Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI

- the fourth time you meet it’s no longer up to chance but up to your discretion

- the last mission scored you one of the most prized rewards in your field: a golden ticket; basically you get permission to retire from your field an choose another with less risk and a larger pay check, a “thank you gift card” from the director of the MI6, the King and England herself; it’s a type of mobility many dream of, having checked off the bucket list almost dying in al sorts of crazy situations and the young adventurous attitude toward danger having morphed into a veteran hesitant mentality; you are given plenty of time to decide where you want to go       

- a month later you hear rumours of a task force newly formed, one-four-one they’d call it; cheesy you think not really giving anymore attention; and then the briefing about some partnership between under cover specialised agents and this mystery task force for a top tier mission; you think about it, you haven’t had any action in three months now and anymore desk work will drive you up a wall if it continues; you skim over the file on the task force with disinterest, mostly because task forces like these were made up of brutes, eager to pick fights with the enemy and partially because most of the words had been redacted; a few are left out in the open among the sea of black ink: task force, covert mission, high-performance, low collateral casualties, you hum in thought

- what makes you not only volunteer with a manic grin, but actually consider having found the place for your relocation; under the captain’s name John Price, follow three more names; the last two are unknown to you and unimportant, two Sergeants, one John ‘Soap’ MacTavish, and another Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick; but the one is impossible to mistake: Lt. Ghost; no first name, no last name; the only person whose file you ever read to bear that name.

- your application for the mission gets accepted almost instantly your reputation proceeding you almost any briefing room now; you’re informed that you’ll depart within the hour and other things you need to know about it; nothing really matters as you know you’ll get the chance to confront that knobhead that has plagued all your waking hours and some dreams with his obscure choice of words as you departed;

- you’re ready in 30, not really owning much and usually being moved from HQ to HQ, or base, or house within small time frames, which doesn’t allow for many personal things anyway; you wait in the shade, dragging from a cigarette, to pass the time, until the heli lands on the heli-pad; you don’t get to wait much, the pilot is here a little early; good; you don’t like to wait

- the flight is short the base not, far from the MI6 HQ; you pass the time reading a book you took, some title that caught your attention at the library across the street of where you usually buy cigarettes; the story doesn’t raise to your expectations, the writing style is mediocre and the characters have as much depth as a glass of water; you contemplate throwing it out the window, but refrain when the pilot announces ETA: less than 5; you hum heart beating a little quicker at the excitement you feel for finally being able to decipher the meaning behind those blood words

- as soon as the heli touches down on tarmac you’re out the door, no words of goodbye to the pilot; he’s used to it’

- the welcoming committee consists of the two Sergeants, now finally connecting faces to the names you read on the files; they’re casual in your attitude towards you which is a little invigorating, but they wouldn’t drop the “ma’am”; they’ll get over it; you’re probably a little older than them

- John ‘Soap’ MacTavish is chatty Scott, who’s a little to nosy for your liking, but within reasonable limits; you’re not sure if is actually trying to charm the pants off of you or that’s just how he is usually, throwing compliments left and right, but those have no effect on you and slide right off without much care; he sports an unusual haircut for some of the strictest branches of army that’s ever existed, SAS you see the patch on his shoulder, and a wacky tattoo representing the Task Force 141 insignia on his huge forearm

- Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick is almost opposite to “Soap”, he’s more laid back, observing more than talking, making small comments when the Scott’s cascade off words gets interrupted, chuckling at his comrade poor attempts at complimenting you; he’s not as well built as Soap, but he stands a couple inches taller than you

- ‘He’s always like that?’ you direct your attention to “Gaz” as the two of them walk in front of you like two loyal guard dogs

- ‘Yes ma’am, though he get’s easier to ignore with time.’ You both chuckle, a huge disservice to the Scott that protests ‘Oi’ followed by a 'What's that suppose tae mean?' in the thickest Scottish accent you’ve had the chance to hear

- ‘You’re bothersome, bruv.’ Soap hits Gaz’s shoulder in brotherly fashion and the playful banter begins; you tune them up, and think about finally getting to change out of your civilian clothes and into something blacker, more unflattering and less eye catching than the light blue skinny jeans that have managed to flare out more than one whistle as you passed; arseholes and jar-heads come to the forefront of your mind

- you’re led first to your room and left there with the promise that one of them, most likely Soap, cause he already volunteered to do it, will come collect you for the briefing before supper

- you’re left alone to install, unpack, get changed and unwind from the irksome travel and the fact that you are being watched like deer in the headlights, fresh faces always attract the interest of the crowd in places like this

- the walk towards the briefing room is short but Soap manages to pour so many words in that interval that you’re almost sure he’s going to run out; once inside Soap’s chatter dies down and you make eye contact with the captain

- John Price gives off the energy of a strong father figure, his facial hair adding to his age; he not much older than you but the stress of leadership is visible on his face, eyes winged with crow’s feet; he gives a tight-lipped smile and a curt nod as you and the sergeant enter; he waits for Gaz to join you before he begins the briefing

-   as for the hulking beast of a man, clad in black, brown eyes surrounded by black army issued face paint and hidden behind that grotesque mask of his, oh no, you haven’t miss him, just ignored him; you felt his gaze burning your skin, searching for eye contact, which you vehemently denied; suffer just like I did, bloke

- Gaz comes in and is witness to the unthinkable; you the new face, pretty one might say without lying, so much different from these hardened man, more in common with the civvies than them, go and sit right next to Ghost, no space left in between the two of you; and what’s even crazier, you don’t acknowledge him; Soap and Gaz share a look; the captain seems amused by your actions and the sergeants confusion; no one, absolutely no-fucking-body ever sat next to Ghost, willingly and without starring dumbly and frightened at him; no one, never

- you take your seat, and place your notebook and pen neatly in front of you, facing the whiteboard as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened; the two chaps sit down slowly, eyes trained on you half expecting you to realize your mistake and jump out of the chair; but you surprise them once again when you finally decide to meet the glare directed at you head on and to crack a smirk at the lieutenant

- their minds are blown, mouth open in disbelief, they glance at one another; their minds are set, you get labelled as the agent who clearly lost their mind somewhere in some gone wrong mission; they’ll bombard you with questions later

- as for Ghost, he’s as still as puma waiting to spring to attack; if looks could kill, you’d be disintegrated to the last atom; you’re as unbothered as a new born foal, unaware of its impending doom

- Price clears his voice, catching your attention and diminishing the tension that clouds around the semicircle table

- he makes an introduction for you, stating the reason you’re here, and what you’re specialized in: undercover espionage; you give a nod to all the men

- on a laptop in the furthermost side of the table a connection is established and a blonde American woman greets you; she’s CIA, their handler and yours for the upcoming mission; you have no qualms to work with the other most prominent intelligence agency, the one from over the pond, as long as you get to do your job as you know best; you feel the respect the men have for her and the fondness in the captain’s eyes once they greet each other; they’re old friends, that much you can tell   

- you decide you’ll respect Kate Laswell and trust her, as much as one can trust when one builds their carrier on lying to others and distrusting everyone; she’s pleasant so far, familiar with the men, and cuts straight to the chase just how you like it

- the target is one drug overlord who decided to take things up a notch and deal in arms with terrorists; the goal: disrupt the block-chain and cut the heads off the snakes; simple enough nothing that you haven’t tackled before

- you’re given green light to propose how to approach and infiltrate this business; you explain that you have to get quite high in their hierarchy if you want a shot at real damage; you skim over the information available on his deals: fentanyl, the most recent drug that’s flooded the streets; you know how to “cook” it from a previous cartel you took down; you’ll enter as just that “a cooker”, but you’ll also need a bodyguard to make yourself seem more important, but more on that later; you point out the name of the current one, the first target

- if you manage to get that person out of the game, you’ll have a chance to fill that spot, maybe the most important chain link in the whole operation

- you already have in mind the persona you’ll assume, a chemistry drop-out that took to cooking drugs; you know that your skills far surpass the target’s and you know how to cook a purer form of fentanyl; as for your bodyguards’: a crook; fresh out of prison on the lookout for work that pays well; one with knowledge of guns and explosives, surely to pique the terrorist cell’s interest in their skill

- Soap offers for the role, impressed so far with your knowledge and method of operating; you’re through, and he’d like to learn more on infiltration; you agree hearing he’s got what it takes to be convincing enough

- Laswell, Price and Gaz all hum in agreement at your plan waiting to hear their part in it; simple: Laswell can help with credentials and all the raw materials you’ll need to pull this off; Gaz, the captain and Ghost will be your back up, providing fire power

- the first target is easy to take down: he’s a middle-aged creep, who likes pretty young women and heavy drinks, parties like he’s twenty not fifty something; they already have info on his preferred hotspots; you’ll go in lure him out for the men to bag him and make him disappear

- everyone agrees so far adding small details here and there; it’s only your first few hours or so and every single one understands why you’re held in so high regard; it’s all warranted

- Ghost is the only one who hasn’t said anything, allowing you to direct the briefing, already know you’re more than capable and have far more experience with such delicate planning

- once everything is settled you start planning out the preparations you’ll need to make beforehand; Soap will train under your supervision; you point out he already looks the part, a delinquent; the comment lacks any trace of ill intent, but everyone can’t help but chuckle at his huff of indignation followed by ‘ ’M not’; you sweeten the deal praising his charming nature and easy-going attitude; he smiles at that but it’s short lived by your next comment

- ‘You'll do fine as long as you let me do the talking. I doubt you calling anyone 'bonnie lass' will get you very far.’ That gets everyone to let out a chuckle, everyone knowing Soaps anticks; even Ghost lets out a grunt reminiscent of a laugh; the bruised ego Scott follows up with a ‘Pish off’ that’s met with laughter from you; you let the insult roll off in good humour

- the briefing ends, Laswell disconnects, and the rest of you stand up to make your way to the mess hall in time for dinner; Price holds you back, and you obey; you talk a little, mostly him, praises fly at you, for good planning, attention to details and overall how well you managed to fit in with them in such a short time; you thank him, having heard this all the time; you try, really hard, to be pliant and easy to work with; no need to be a hard-ass; you’re all on the same side

- he agrees with your well-spoken point of view; but he can’t help but ask what’s the deal with you and Ghost

- ‘Worked together before. We get along well.’ Your answer seems to put at ease some of his worries about the teams chemistry; with that out of the way he leads you to the mess hall where he gets you to sit with them at the table; you can feel everyone else’s eyes on you as the new face of the 141’s; but you ignore them chatting with “your” team; you kind of like the sound of that; you can quite imagine working along side them for the rest of your carrier, however short, as you know the death rates among undercover agents grow the further they go; very few get to retire in one piece, actually you can count them on one hand, at least the ones they tell you about at the academy

Previous part here.

Next part here.

[burgycreeper405-blog]

Rank 5 best ii ships

well sh1t

uhh

1. Metallic Salad (Knife x Mic x Pickle x Mp4)

2. Limegold Jokes (Trophy x Cheesy x Tissues)

3. Polyam Grand Slams (Baseball x Suitcase x Nickel x Balloon)

4. Hotel Trio (OJ x Paper x Soap)

and uuhhhhmmmm

5. i dunno Poly brightlights (Lightbulb x Paintbrush x Test Tube x Fan) i guess

had a bit of a hard time thinking of 5 lmao

[asbestos-boy-68]

i am not a proshipper. i feel the need to put this here because people have been wishing death on me because of the fact that i ship phonepad. instead of sending me death wishes, please learn your ii lore. mephone and mepad aren’t related. thanks. anyways, intro post.

hi. i’m alex , aka asbestos boy 68.

about me

i’m 16

i am a boy

i’m also a cripple

i’m a scene kid

i’m he / him

i love my boyfriend

i like music a lot (please talk to me about music)

i draw sometimes

i also write sometimes

i also sing and act

i also do photography

i’m cringe ❤️

fandoms i’m in

inanimate insanity

hfjone

smiling friends

superbad

zach stone is gonna be famous

scott pilgrim

garfield

non fandom interests

computer viruses

musicccc<3333333

eas

linguistics

graphic design

photography

ben folds

littlest pet shop

my ships

mephone 4 x mepad (inanimate insanity)!! <3

mecintosh x mephone 3gs (inanimate insanity)

silver spoon x the floor (inanimate insanity)

balloon x tissues (inanimate insanity)

trophy x knife (inanimate insanity)

fan x cheesy (inanimate insanity)

microphone x taco (inanimate insanity)

nickel x baseball (inanimate insanity)

pickle x bomb (inanimate insanity)

test tube x lightbulb (inanimate insanity)

salt x pepper (inanimate insanity)

paper x oj (inanimate insanity) (i was verbally threatened to put them here (jk i love payjay))

candle x cabby (inanimate insanity)

bow x clover (inanimate insanity)

apple x marshmallow (inanimate insanity)

suitcase x box (inanimate insanity)

toilet x mephone4s (inanimate insanity)

blueberry x lifering (inanimate insanity)

steve cobs x ballpoint pen (inanimate insanity)

soap x mephone 5c (inanimate insanity)

mephone 5 x mephone X

airy x liam (hfjone)(yeah yeah throw your tomatoes)

coiny x firey (BFDI)

pen x eraser (BFDI)

gelatin x fries (BFDI)

zach x greg (zach stone is gonna be famous)

seth x evan (superbad)

charlie x pim (smiling friends)

garfield x odie (garfield)

scott x wallace (scott pilgrim)

kim x ramona (scott pilgrim)

my fav characters

cheesy (inanimate insanity)

mephone 4 (inanimate insanity)

zach stone (take a fat guess which one this is from)

odie (garfield)

wallace wells (scott pilgrim)

dni

phonepad antis. leave me alone.

proshippers. i am not one of y’all.

basic dni criteria

true crime community

under 13

thin ice

swifties

music i like

too many to list here but i’ll list the big ones

ben folds / ben folds five / majosha / etc (my beloved !!!) <333

they might be giants

nine inch nails

weezer

orchestral manoeuvres in the dark

descendents (the punk band. NOT disney.)

uncle outrage

millionaires

depeche mode

babymetal

mitski

pet shop boys

joost klein

jonathan coulton

lesley gore

crochetcatpause

party cannon

i am very opinionated. this blog is mostly my opinions. if you don’t like them, just don’t read them. don’t attack me! thanks!

^^ art by @realflops ^^

[ask-rockstar]

Hello and welcome to ☆Rockstar☆

An AU created in early 2023 by yours truly: @tanuki-moon!

Asks are: OPEN

☆Rockstar☆ is a complete 45 chapter long (1000< words) LightBrush Band AU featuring many characters from both Inanimate Insanity and Battle for Dream Island! Also, I have six of my own characters sprinkled in for the cases of both Lightbulb and Paintbrush’s parents, Paintbrush’s manager, and Test Tube’s sister!

Only SOME asks will be answered with art, and that depends on if I feel like it or not. They will probably be little doodles rather than fully rendered art. So, sorry about that!

☆Rockstar☆ is posted on both AO3 and WattPad, and I also have a discord server! All three will be linked at the bottom of this post :)

You can ask questions to both the future versions of the characters, and the original ones seen through chapter 1-44. Tag characters from the FUTURE with “F!” For example, “F!Paintbrush”

Now, here are the MAIN characters you are able to ask!

Paintbrush Canvas

Lightbulb Bright

Fan Wind

Test Tube Vial

Bot 

LED Bright (Lightbulb’s Mom)

Neon Bright (Lightbulb’s Dad)

Pastel Canvas (Paintbrush’s Mom)

Dr. Pallet K. Canvas (Paintbrush’s Dad)

You are also able to ask me (the author) things! My OOC tag will be “-🦇🎨”

Side characters, established relationships, and other random info under the cut!

And of course, side characters that pop up along the story (some show up physically, others are just mentioned. Apologies if I miss any). I plan to explore them more in this blog!

Camera (Paintbrush’s Manager)

Trophy

Microphone

Soap

Cheesy

Knife

Pickel

Balloon

Nickel

Suitcase

Baseball

Marshmallow

Apple

Bow

Silver Spoon

Candle

Yin Yang

Goggles (Test Tube’s sister)

Dough

Pin

Coiny

Ruby

Gaty

Two

Professor Four

X

Professor Seven

Professor Eight

Coach Six

Coach Nine

Now for established relationships (Familial and romantic)!

Paintbrush and Lightbulb are dating (obviously)

Test Tube and Fan are dating

Test Tube, Fan, and Bot are a family

Camera is a mother figure to Paintbrush

Candle and Yin Yang are cousins

Candle and Silver Spoon are dating

Gaty and Two are in a QPR

Coach Six and Coach Nine are married

X and Professor Four are married

Trophy and Cheesy are… well, no one knows what they are. Not even them.

Soap and Microphone are dating

Pickle and Knife are dating

Test Tube and Goggles are Sisters

Phew, that’s a lot of bullet points! If your favorite character is NOT on this list, not to worry! You can still ask them questions! You can ask “Hey, (character), what are you doing?/ How are you?” and I’ll answer in character! BUT they MUST have to be from either the II or BFDI universe.

As of this post being released (I am writing this on August 29th), it will have been a YEAR since I released the first four chapters of ☆Rockstar☆! Being on this journey with everyone involved was such an honor, and it is really fun to see just how much my book has grown!

[weird0artgalonsocialmedia]

INTRODUCTION POST??

Helloooo! I'm Anja(Pronounced like Anya. But it's just the spelling. Don't get confused, Sorry had to be strict in this one), Welcome to my Blog!

DNI if you are:

Nsfw, P0rn, Z00's, Anything disgusting or anything that's not appropriate.

I prefer not to say my age so don't ask me about it >:/

free to hate me if I make stuff that's suggestive, contains blood/gore, random crackships, and the mention of alcohol in some posts, I'm quite insecure about what people think about it :')

ALLOWED:

Gay ships, Cute/fluffy romance stuff, Fanart, Gift's, nice people :>

I like SMG4 and II!!

I miss Inanimate insanity.. :(

SO I WILL MAKE AU'S >:D

II Au: OWN CHOICES:

INFO POST

ASK-BLOG (NOT OPEN!!!)

Meeple AU:

INFO POST (WIP, currently focusing on II AU: OWN CHOICES)

II AU: THE LONELY SPIRIT:

INFO POST

SHIPS I LIKE/LOVE:

FloorPhone[The Floory/Floory x MePhone4]

Tissyang[Tissues x Yin Yang]

GlitchPad[MePhone3GS x MePad]

ComedyGold[Cheesy x Trophy]

PayJay[Paper x OJ]

FanTube[Fan x Test Tube]

Lightbrush[Lightbulb x Paintbrush]

SoapMic[Soap x Microphone]

ZoeFizz[Zoetrope x Dr. Fizz, the ship is old but IDC.]

NickLoon[Nickle x Balloon]

Knickle[Knife x Pickle]

Marshapplebow[Marshmallow x Apple x Bow]

Luckyflies[Clover x Cabby]

SaltPep[Salt x Pepper]

RANDOM A$$ CRACKSHIPS I MADE[pls ignore]:

GhostShades[Dough x MePhone4S]

BlueRing/LifeBerry[Blueberry x Lifering]

OC X CANNON ONES[There was no post about but oh well :P]:

Twine/TacoWine[Taco x Wine] Sorry TacoMic shippers, I respect the ship through, No ref yet of wine yet!

Slanchette/Suitlette/PlanCase[Suitcase x Planchette from II au: The Lonely spirit] sorry knifecase shippers! I respect the ship through, No full ref of Planchette yet!

I love The Floor/Floory, YinYang and MePhone3GS <3

WOTFI 2024 WAS AWESOME!

I make random things, and ships :P

COBS IS FINALLY DEAD LETS GOOOOOOO

That's it IG.

-Anja

[v1ncentzuckz]

Lemme start up this account with an introduction!!

My name is Vincent, my bday is on the 3rd Feb (I won't share my age yet but I'm a minor.)

I'm most likely autistic (but 4 now i'll consider it neurodivergency as I currently don't have access to getting professionally diagnosed) and my (supposedly) special interests are Inanimate insanity, Hfjone, Object shows, Undertale, Silent voice(anime but more preferably the manga series), rainbows and ordering in rainbows(/srs), FNAF, DDLC, all splatoon games (pref for 2&3) and it's lore, OMORI and I think that's all 4 now :p

I'm currently hyperfixated on TADC, Bugbo(the yt series), murder drones aand that's all I can think of rn :'3, 4 more general interests I like: aggrestuko, MITSKI❤️, Jack stauber, kikuo, Vocaloid, TV girl, ALEX G ❤️, LEMON DEMON❤️, sharks

Interact list: Any fans of my interests/hyperfixations, artists (sfw preferably, probs cuz I'm a minor..), idk

Very thin ice: Anyone over 17, Trophy ii x cheesy ii shippers (just don't rub it in my face, ty :'p), Cheesy ii fiction kins & etc (personal reasons💔), Haters of any of my interests/hyperfixations(again don't rub it in my face tyy), object terror fans, hardcore haters of these following ii characters 😾:paper, yin yang, OJ, Bot, mephone4, microphone, soap, lifering, nickel, baseball.. that's all I think 😭 (I think u get the mimick, don't‼️ rub ‼️ it‼️ in ‼️ my‼️ face‼️)

DNI list: Basic criteria(rascism, homophobia, zoophiles, etc..), DSMP FANS. Object redundancy or wtv it's called fans, ACTUAL hard core object terror fans,,

That's all I wanted to say,, thx 4 reading and i'll yap more on the next post :3

[goldentail-readswarriorcats]

i would do this

lemme just *goes into my clipboard and steals this*

BFDI/DreamClan/DreamClan Again/nalCmaerD/BattleClan/PowerClan:

Blocky: Blocky ' Gleam

Bubble: Bubble ' Bounce

Coiny: Copper ' Coin

Eraser: Eraser ' Gleam

Firey: Firey ' Glow

Flower: Flower ' Petal

Golf Ball: Golfball ' Asteroid

Ice Cube: Icy ' Whisper

Leafy: Leafy ' Breeze

Match: Match ' Flame

Needle: Needle ' Pounce

Pen: Pen ' Gleam

Pencil: Pencil ' Tail

Pin: Pin ' Tail

Profily: Profile ' Heart

Rocky: Rocky ' Heart/Paw

Snowball: Snowball ' Claw

Spongy: Spongy ' Fur

Teardrop: Teardrop ' Silence

Tennis Ball: Tennisball ' Stripe

Woody: Woody ' Heart

Announcer: Announcer ' Box/Star

Bomby: Bomb ' Talon

Book: Half ' Book

Donut: Donut ' Frost

Fries: Cold ' Fries

Gelatin: Gelatin ' Skip

Nickel: Nickel ' Pounce

Puffball: Puffball ' Rain

Ruby: Ruby ' Dash

Yellow Face: Yellow ' Face

TV: Pixel ' Spirit

8-Ball: Slate ' Claw (unintentionally but conveniently the saw saying EIGHT thing would still work with this name :D)

Balloony: Balloon ' Flight

Barf Bag: Clever ' Heart

Basketball: Basketball ' Heart

Bell: Bell ' Song

Black Hole: Blackhole ' Stare

Bottle: Bottle ' Claw

Bracelety: Bracelet ' Screech

Cake: Cake ' Heart

Clock: Clock ' Foot

Cloudy: Cloudy ' Sky

Eggy: Egg ' Heart

Fanny: Whirlwind ' Snap

Firey Jr.: Flame ' Dash

Gaty: Gate ' Fang

Grassy: Grassy ' Heart/Paw

Lightning: Lightning ' Heart/Paw

Lollipop: Lollipop ' Scribble

Marker: Marker ' Splash

Naily: Nail ' Tail

Pie: Pie ' Foot

Pillow: Pillow ' Claw

Remote: Remote ' Berry

Robot Flower: Robot ' Flower

Roboty: Robot ' Snarl

Saw: Saw ' Blade

Taco: Taco ' Fish

Tree: Tree ' Leaf

Foldy: Folded ' Sky

Liy: Light ' Claw (formerly Lightswitch, a loner)

Loser: Loser ' Wing

Stapy: Staple ' Tooth

Four: Bluejay ' Screech/Star

X: Sunny ' Wing

Purple Face: Purple ' Face

Price Tag/Taggy: Pricetag ' Step

Winner: Winner ' Flight

Two: Forest ' Leap/Star

Five: Moon ' Snap

Six: Sage ' Flick

Seven: Night ' Tooth

Eight: Quiet ' Stone

Nine: Swift ' Pounce/Jinx (random fact: I've seen more people draw Nine as a she/her than a he/Him for some reason- i mean theyre not wrong tho so- [nine goes by all pronouns] but i usually call them a he/him)

Ten: Quick ' Leap

Fourteen: Chaotic ' Fang

Fifteen: Lone ' Snap

Zero: Empty ' Gaze (good name for an oc tbh i like the name Emptygaze)

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II/InanimateClan:

Apple: Apple ' Haze

Balloon: Balloon ' Heart

Baseball: Baseball ' Blaze

Bomb: Bomb ' Stutter

Bow: Bow ' Hop/Bow

Knife: Knife ' Talon

Lightbulb: Light ' Beam

Marshmallow: Marshmallow ' Skip

Nickel: Nickel ' Strike

Orange Juice: Orange ' Fang

Paintbrush: Paintbrush ' Splash

Paper: Paper ' Leap

Pepper: Pepper ' Flick

Pickle: Pickle ' Tail

Salt: Salt ' Flick

Taco: Taco ' Slip/Hawk

MePhone4: Phone ' Pounce/Star

MePhone4S: Phone ' Claw

Box: Box ' Foot

Cheesy: Cheese ' Throat

Cherries: Cherry ' Tail

Cherry 1: Cherry ' Pelt

Cherry 2: Cherry ' Fur

Dough: Dough ' Fur

Fan: Fan ' Flight

Microphone: Microphone ' Flight

Soap: Soap ' Foot

Suitcase: Suitcase ' Stripe

Test Tube: Ooze ' Shuffle

Tissues: Running ' Nose

Trophy: Trophy ' Breeze

Yin-Yang: Yinyang ' Patch

Yin: Yin ' Fern

Yang: Yang ' Claw

MePad: Galaxy ' Phone

Toilet: Toilet ' Yowl

Blueberry: Blueberry ' Puddle

Bot: Bot ' Spring

Cabby: Cabinet ' Foot

Candle: Candle ' Flame

Clover: Clover ' Spring

Goo: Goo ' Leap

Lifering: Ring ' Pool

Silver Spoon: Silver ' Snap

Tea Kettle: Kettle ' Cloud

The Floor: Island ' Whisker

Dr. Fizz: Fizz ' Pool

Springy: Rabbit ' Spring

Walkie Talkie: Running ' Jaw

MePhone3GS: Phone ' Stare

MePhone5C: Phone ' Bounce

MePhone5S: Dust ' Phone

MePhone5: Phone ' Whisper

MePhone6+: Metal ' Phone

MePhone6: Phone ' Storm

Steve Cobs: Corn ' Frost/Star/Steve

Nick Le: Nick Le

Sprinkles: Sprinkles

Montgomery: Montgomery/Sprinkles 2

N-Slash-A: N-Slash-A

Utter Filth: Utter Filth

Diamond Crusher: Diamond Crusher

Flamina: Flamina

Nickel Jr.: Nickel Jr.

Quack: Quack

Tootsy Wootsy: Tootsy Wootsy

im normal

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hellooo i have read your Han fic and it's so gooooooood you really know how to portray the one and only Han Jisung omgggg. can i ask for a seventeen smut? if it's okay with you. since I'm into Jeonghan these days i really want to know how will Jeonghan react if you two arw bffs since high school then one day things changed, both of you began being so touchy and flirty then he challenges you if you can resist him omgggg like he is so cocky and confident aaaaaah BYE-

aweee thank you so much! I love love love writing for the one and only Han Jisung!! thank you so much for your patience as well anon I’m soooo sorry that this took me an age to get out, but I hope that ya like the product hehe 💕

yjh was here | reader x jeonghan |

Pairing: self insert, gender neutral reader x yoon jeonghan

Genre: fluff n’ smut

Tags: friends to lovers, bit of a comfort fic, bestfriend!jeonghan, cockyandflirty!jeonghan as we love him, lowkey mutual pining, mingyu, wonwoo, soonyoung side characters, coworkers au, mentions of food and mild food dares, mentions of alcohol+getting drunk, mentions of divorce (past), marking, reach-around teasing (r receiving), fluffy unprotected sex, body praising, spicy truth or dare, cuddles

Word count: 4.4k

Yoon Jeonghan had a habit. It wasn’t the worst of habits, but it was the kind that would clutter up your life. Often, you would wonder why he would do it, and why he hadn’t stopped: not even after you had mentioned it so many times.

It had started in high school. High school, that eternity away now. Luckily, your past was riddled with memories of him, and all of the little things that you had shared together; lunches, late nights studying, throwing littler paper wads at eachother from across the room. He would pull at the tie around your neck that was a part of the school uniform just to get a rise out of you. Jeonghan would nap during class, and you would be the one to wake him up with the flick of your finger. On cold walks to school, he would lend you his scarf, and on hot summer nights you’d stay out searching for snacks until sleep drew your eyes down, and he’d let you lean on him the whole walk home.

yjh was here

He wrote it on the first exam you had ever failed in your whole life.

Conversely, he had gotten nearly a perfect score. He was annoyingly good at everything he did. That, or he was just really good at cheating his way through things. When you thought about it, it was likely the latter that was more accurate.

At first you thought it was a joke. It was as if he was taunting you for failing miserably at mathematics II. You were never good at math anyway.

The second time he wrote it was when you had fallen asleep in class. It wasn’t a common occurrence. He’d call you a baby for being scared to fall asleep during class for fear of being startled awake by the teacher. However, this was the week that had been the longest for you: the week that everything fell apart.

Even into your mid twenties, your mother still would never tell you why your father had left that week and you never saw it fit to prod more.

He had written it on a scrap piece of paper after getting you a strawberry milk and leaving it for you on your desk.

yjh was here

Since then, he had taken the opportunity to write it everywhere he could manage. Suddenly his little scribbles filled up the margins of your notebooks; on post-it notes--he’d even etch it onto the skin on your arm in soft blue pen ink. Later, when the two of you had gone on to college, he would sneak into your dorm to write it everywhere he could find. No matter how many times you would erase it from your little whiteboard by your desk, he’d always manage to write it over, noticing immediately that it was gone.

Today, you had noticed that he had slipped it into your legal folder, among other more boring and business-y things and you had no idea how it had gotten there. It must have been sometime the day before, as he had written it on a napkin from the catering company.

yjh was here.

In all the many years that he had followed you from place to place, you must have amassed hundreds of his little notes. You kept the ones that he would give you at work tucked away in a desk, often forgetting that they were kept there until you would stumble upon them, tugging a little smile at your face. The rest of them you kept at home in a little box in your closet, even deeper away, never really knowing why. The act of simply having them was satisfaction enough, in fact, you never really minded a little clutter.

☆彡

With eyes drooping, you scratched away on your yellow note pad, writing a string of nonsense words that sounded important from the presentation. The red setting setting sun reminded you that it was your least favorite time of day: the time where the last work hour of the day would appear to stretch into twenty. Under the table your scratchy cotton work-pants felt even more scratchy than usual. Somewhere above you, the penetrating white fluorescents buzzed like flies.

With a little tap on your shoulder, Yoon Jeonghan was sitting next to you as he always was. Compared to him, you felt as if you looked like an utter mess. Just as he was annoyingly good at everything, there was never a day that he came into work looking less than perfection. Today it was a tweed two piece with a pressed shirt underneath as well as a navy tie adorning his beautifully slender neck. Around his face befell his deeply dark strands of hair which pricked the edges of his rounded wire glasses.

“This is so boring.” He had mouthed to you, adding a pout to the end of his sentence.

You formed the sound on your lips, “Shhhhh”

“I’m just saying!”

“Pay attention.”

You turned your head back to pretend to care about what your boss had to say. Every fifteen seconds or so you would nod your head to make it appear as if you were diffusing the information he was giving out.

Another tap on your shoulder and Jeonghan displayed his pen to you to draw your attention to the margin of your quarterly report print out.

you look really beautiful today, he had written

“Stop it!” You accidentally hissed, garnering the attention of your nosy and equally bored coworker sitting across from you.

This time you mouthed out the words, “No I don’t.”

“~yessss~” Jeonghan curled out his words with his tiny creeping smile

Your knee bumped into his under the ginormous desk.

“Pay attention, ‘Han.”

“Is there something you would like to add L/n?” Your supervisor’s voice cracked in the silence of the room.

“N-no sir.” your head bowed in repentance.

He elder man tsked in a little sound with his teeth. “I know that we’re getting to the end of the day folks, but let’s just get through this all so we can get home...”

Jeonghan’s tweed pants made a little screeching sound against the fabric of yours when you bumped him again under the guise of the desk.

“Screw you.”

Your friend met your remark with a wink, biting the cap of his pen while his eyes wandered down to show you another little message:

yjh was here

and I’m excited for tonight

☆彡

Wednesdays were customary somaek nights where each of you and your coworkers would gather in your cruelly tiny apartment with their own separate dishes for all to share and forget about the troubles of the midweek. As the year was winding down, it was these nights that would get you through the week. With the bodies of the five of you in your tiny living room cramped around your low-set table, you had almost forgotten that the heating in there barely worked.

With each of your coworkers entrance, they would bring in the smell of autumn with them, and the chill of the air outside. On each of their long coats, bits of leaves would cling to the edges of the fabric. Each Wednesday there would be a royal mess to clean up after, but it was Jeonghan who would often stay after to help you. The two of you would end up in your cruelly tiny kitchen, throwing soap bubbles at each other’s faces drunkenly with socks sliding all over the wooden floors. Jeonghan would write another note to stick on your refrigerator, then he would take you by the hands to twirl you around to some unbearably cheesy sounding OST.  

Perhaps it was the way that your head would get fuzzy from the soju and beer, but you loved the way that he would twirl you; it was almost like a waking dream.

“Nobody worry! Nobody! Worry!” Soonyoung burst through your door, case of beer in hand. “I’m not late, I’m actually early! Don’t you know that it’s trendy to appear an hour into the party?” When Soonyoung spoke, he had a habit of speaking with his whole chest.

“Took you long enough,” Mingyu whined, popping in another strip of galbi.

“You don’t enjoy our presence, ‘Gyu?” Wonwoo’s mouth upturned into a teasing grin.

“N-no,” The biggest man babbled, “It’s just that...Wednesdays are somaek evenings.”

“--Then I am here to help you out my friend.” Soonyoung plopped himself right down on the floor with the poof of his blond hair popping from his beanie. “Ahhhh this all looks so delicious.”

“You better pay me back.” You griped while serving him a plate of the assortment.

“Have I ever mentioned how much I love you, Y/n?”

“Nearly every time I do something for you? You still owe me from the last time we went to karaoke.

“--And for covering for your ass last week...some hangover that was, huh?” Jeonghan scooched over his leftover rice to you.

Soonyoung scoffed while twirling his bottle of soju in the air, the admiring the little tornado swirling inside. “-Was worth it though. We always have fun don’t we?” In his affection, he threw his arms around you and Wonwoo beside him.

“-Food’s gonna get cold.” Wonwoo poked his finger in the general direction.

With his full glass raised in the air after a minute of preparation, Soonyoung lead you all in a toast, cheeks already rosy. The second that your glasses collided, liquid came downpouring to the table, but none of you seemed to mind. Before you could bring your drink to your lips, you caught yourself having a moments pause, watching all of your friends before you. If you could have, you wished you could fold up little moments like these as well to put in your drawer to see when you would feel down.

Jeonghan caught your wistful sigh, sending you a wink. In many ways, you knew he must have known your thoughts.

Under the table, his hand brushed up to your crossed knee, letting his hand linger. He let his hand rest there for a moment, as if he was soaking up your essence in the moment. He had never done it before, but his thumb gently rubbed at your knee, and it felt like a waking dream.

☆彡

The night had ticked on, and you and grown more tired than you had expected by pass of the clock hand. As the night would normally progress, drinks would be had, then each of you would take turns updating the others on what you had been doing or working on. All of you would gather advice or support if needed. There had even been times when you would even provide a shoulder for one to cry on, although that didn’t happen most times.

Others, like today, the five of you would simply sit and enjoy each other’s presence with the window slightly cracked open to let the autumnal air cool your burning bodies. Jokes would be cracked every once and a while until yawns would escape your mouths. By then, another joke would be made about how you were all getting to old to be staying up that late.

Jeonghan played with your hair as you had leaned into him, swirling your final glass of soju in your wrist. While you were hot yourself, the heat from his body was still calming, and the way that his chest would rise and fall was a bit like a lullaby.

“I’m falling asleep, we should head out,” Mingyu clapped Wonwoo by the back.

“Another one for the books.” Soonyoung sighed, then rose up with a stretch of his arms, wrinkling up his white button up and loose tie.

“Sweet dreams everyone.” You shift off of your best friend, shuddering a little at the lack of contact, to close the door after them.

“I’m looking forward to next Wednesday!” Soonyoung beams with a little salute, then bows before shuffling away.

“What time is it?” You yawn out the words, rubbing your eyes.

“Too late. We still need to go in tomorrow, remember?”

Dirty dishes clink in your hands as you bring them to your sink. “We really should start doing this on Fridays.”

“I don’t wanna start cleaning just yet, can we stay here for a while?” Jeonghan spreads his arms out, beckoning you to fall back into him. You laugh a little at the motion.

“Why so touchy? We haven’t done this in so many years...I can’t remember the last time...”

You oblige him, nuzzling right up to his chest once more. He smells a bit of the somaek, but mostly of his usual scent: that cheap cologne that you had bought him about a year ago. You had mostly gotten it as a gag gift, but he had worn it every day since.

“Must have been in high school.” His words are long and breathy.

“How come we stopped?”

Jeonghan takes a minute to answer you, and you wonder if he’s fallen asleep. Instead, he raises a hand to rub at your arm lightly, just as he had done with your knee.

“Dunno. We got older?”

“What does getting older have to do with it?”

You watch in the silence as his thumb continues to rub over the fabric of your long-sleeved button down.

“--Do you want to play a game?” Jeonghan says at last.

“A game? What do you mean?”

“For fun. I’m trying to find something to do so we don’t have to do the dishes.”

“Okay,” You perk up slightly, still not removing yourself from his encircled arms. “What kind of game?”

“Truth or dare?”

“Psh what are we, back in high school?”

“Seeing what we are doing right now, wouldn’t you say so?” The words escape Jeonghan’s mouth with a growing grin.

You ruffled to top of his head, messing up his perfectly primped hair. “...Fineeee. You going first or me?”

“I’ll go. Truth.” Jeonghan pulled you back into him, settling your back flush with his chest.

“Okay, truth: did you really mean it when you said that you liked Minji’s power suit? I know you thought it looked tacky.”

Jeonghan’s breathy laugh miffed up your hair. “I’ll say anything if it keeps me in the supervisor’s good graces.”

“HA. I knew it.”

“Which do you pick?”

“Mmmm-truth.”

“Not dare? You’re no fun.”

“I said truth!!!”

“Fine, fine.” His slender arms squeezed at your body to situate you better in between his legs. “When was the last time that you brought someone over to your place?”

“Yo-you mean like “brought someone” over?”

“You know what I mean.” In his voice you could nearly see his mischievous smile.

“I’ve told you about all of them so I don’t know why you’re asking. It’s been about a year.”

“A year? Really?”

“--Nope! You don’t get to ask any more questions. Truth or dare?”

“Dare.” Jeonghan said without a moment’s hesitation.

Your eyes wandered the room for his perfect punishment. “Ah! Take that soy sauce, the one with the wasabi bits in it...and drink it.”

Your friend sighed, but took the tiny cup in his fingers to down it all in one shot. He shivered a little and you could feel his face scrunch up, but he held his reactions back best he could.

“That was such a high school dare. You really haven’t changed.”

“I thought it was funny.”

“Truth or dare Y/n.”

“Truth.”

“Ughhh truth again?”

“ ‘Hannnn--”

“Just say dare! I promise that I’ll go easy on you.”

“Fine then. Dare.”

“I dare you...to take your shirt off.”

“What?!” Your head snapped back to send him your deathly glare. “Are you being serious right now?”

“What? It’s nothing that I haven’t seen? Are you forgetting that we’ve been friends for nearly our whole lives? That and college you were someone who would go to parties and take your shirt off. Remember that?”

“...yes.” You felt heat rise in your cheeks. “Fine then.” In one motion, you pulled your shirt over your head, jumping a little once you felt Jeonghan’s hands help tear it off your arms. You hesitated to lay back, but his arms made a decision before you could, and pulled you back into his chest. Now, it was the skin of his fingers on your bare arms that you were painfully aware of.

“T-truth or dare?” You squeaked out.

“Truth.”

“No fair, you made me do dare!”

“I already did a dare. Truth.”

From the other side of your room, your refrigerator clacked with the sound of ice cubes falling into their tray. On the door, dozens of multi-colored post-it-notes had been suck there with clear tape.

“...Why is it that you’re always writing me those notes? “yjh was here?”“

“Hmm.” He breathed out. “I had a feeling that you might ask me that one.”

“...And?”

“--Because I like to. And...”

Your anticipation hung tangibly in the air. You didn’t quite know it, but you had been waiting for his answer for so many years, you had lost count.

“...And I like seeing them around you. -Reminds me that I’m a part of your life. Kind of like how we exist together. They’re little reminders for you as well...to know that I’m around for you.”

“Jeonghan...” You wouldn’t have expected it, but tears singed the corners of your eyes.

“Truth or dare?” He cooed into your ear.

“D-dare.” Your voice shook, realizations flooding you like rain.

“I dare you to take off your pants. Can you do that?” His voice had dropped, low and gravely.

You nodded your answer, and took to unbuttoning your pants, shimmying them off where you sat on the floor. As soon as your bare legs were exposed, he had found a new place to rest his hands; you never would have guessed for them to be so beautiful-looking there.

“I choose dare.” He breathed onto your bare neck.

“I-I dare you take off our shirt too.” Your face felt furiously warm as you uttered the words and he did exactly as he was told. The sensation of your skin on his skin then sent your head spinning with just how close you had been in that moment, closer than ever before.

Jeonghan’s hands explored your bare legs with a touch as soft as butterfly wings. His light touches sent an aching pain to your sex as it had never felt so needy and neglected.

“Truth or dare my love?”

In an attempt to hide your frustration, you could only form the word, “T-truth?”

“Hmm...truth...” Jeonghan began to kneed into your legs, digging his nails in every so slightly. “Have you ever kept secrets from me?”

“Secrets? Why-why would I, I don’t-mmph-have any secrets to keep from you.”

“I think that’s a lie Y/n.”

Indeed it was a lie. You had kept secrets from him. Two secrets to be exact; one of them being near the precipice for the whole universe to see.

“I’ve kept secrets from you, you know.”

“What?”

“Do you dare me to show you?”

Your anxious breath caught in your lungs, full of confusion but even more excitement. Jeonghan’s hands crept slowly up to your hips.

He repeated, “Do you?”

“Ye-yes. I dare you to show me.” Your eyes had closed feeling his hands draw even farther up your body.

Your best friend surveyed your whole chest with his hands, swirling around as much skin as he could touch. He was careful not to tickle you, but rather give every ounce of your being his careful attention. For a moment, his fingers grazed over your nipples, but went to cradle your neck in his hands. He turned it to the side to expose the beating vein there, and placed the slowest and most tender kiss upon it. From the feeling of his fleeting lips, you whimpered at the sensation.

“Dare.” You managed with a dry mouth. “I dare you to touch me...anywhere you want...please...”

Jeonghan chuckled slightly into your neck. “I just had my turn, but...I’m listening.”

Your entire body keened under his fingertips, writhing messily between his legs. This time, he was careful in touching you nearly everywhere: your chest, your nipples--pinching them slightly--and down your legs, to your inner thighs where he traced up to your underwear, now wetting a little with your arousal.

“Tell me the truth.” He bit into your skin. “Am I one of your secrets?”

Your answer was given to him in the form of you forcefully tearing from his grip to push his legs together so that you could straddle them. The way that his shoulder blades flexed under your firm grip was dizzying. Your eyes fell to his lips: your secret.

“I dare you to kiss me,” You breathed onto them.

“I thought that you’d never ask.”

Jeonghan was smiling as he pulled your lips into his, and he never quite seemed to stop. Every bit of your love for him spilled into his mouth where you found the comfort from him that you had craved for years. You had felt first kisses before, but nothing was quite like this one. With Jeonghan who you had known for so long, you were thrilled to get to know him in this new and different way, and you wanted to absorb every little bit of it: the way he would caress the sides of your face so gently, or the way that he would angle your neck to meet his lips. You would never have guessed to feel so complete with him like this, but it also made all the sense in the world. It was you that he wanted, and you that he wanted to stay next to through all those years. He had never let you go, and you had never let him either.

In between kisses, you found both of yourselves giggling hysterically.

“Are we really doing this right now? Are we...?” You bit a laugh into his lip.

“Yes. I think that we are.” He engulfed you in his grasp. “I’ve wanted to do this for years, Y/n.

Jeonghan scooped you up, moving both of your bodies to the couch where he clinked with his belt buckle to remove his pants. “You really do look beautiful. Everyday. I’m not just saying that.”

You practically clawed at him to lay his body on top of yours, then wrapped your legs around his waist to align him with your own. In your unadulterated intoxication of him, you hopelessly grinded up into him, seeking some kind of stimulation from the mashing of fabric together. After a little scoff, Jeonghan’s hand cascaded down your body to rub at your throbbing sex, marveling in the way that you had soaked though your underwear just a little.

“Wow. This is how you feel about me?”

“Do you want me to say sorry?”

“No--it’s just...I wish that I had known sooner.”

Your lust brought his lips back to yours as you kissed him over and over and over, trying to make up for all of the times that you wished you had done before. His touch on your sensitive skin sent you mewling onto his tongue.

“Can I make you mine now?”

As for your response, your widened legs told him exactly what he needed to know.

In one swift motion, he had tugged off his own briefs, letting free his deliciously hard cock, sparkling at the head with his pre-cum. Looking at him like this, all for you, was like a walking dream.

Jeonghan gathered spit from his tongue to glide over his dick, then teased your impatient entrance while he watched your face contort into the most beautiful shapes he thought he had ever seen. He entered you slowly, letting each of you take in the moment as if you could forget it the next. Once you were together, his brows twitched a little as his closed eyes focused only on you. He filled you up perfectly, as if you were made for him--which you had convinced yourself that you were. Jeonghan buried his face in your neck to suck into the skin, marking you as his.  

Your orgasm built much quicker than you had intended, and soon you were begging him to make you cum--which he gladly did. Your heels dug into his back upon your release which gathered more heat between your two bodies. Jeonghan didn’t skip a beat as he chased his own orgasm, fucking you into your own overstimulation and leaving you to melt under him.

“Jeong-han.” You gasped out his name through your teeth as your body quaked from the snap of his hips.

“oh god,” He uttered, tangling his fingers deep into your hair, then smashing his lips back into yours. “you’re so good for me my love...so good...”

Jeonghan let out little grunts as he came and filled you deeply with the warmth from his cum. As he throbbed within you, you knew it really was him you were made for. He lingered inside your walls as your bodies shook together with the aroma of sex fogging the air. After a while, it didn’t take long for both of you to be laughing contentedly into each other’s mouths once more.

Your best friend reached for your hand to bind all of your fingers to his. "No more secrets.”

☆彡

“Do you want the sweatpants from the top shelf or the rack?” Jeonghan called to you through your cruelly tiny apartment. “Wait...i-is this...?”

Once he had returned, in his hand he held the aged strawberry milk carton with the little cartoon fruit on the side and the scrap piece of paper wrapped around it. In the other was your little box of notes.

yjh was here

“I can’t believe that you’ve kept it this long. Why--”

“--I’ll tell you why...it’s my second secret.”

Your best friend cocked his head. “...Second?”

“Ever since that day, I’ve known, Yoon Jeonghan. I love you.”

☆彡

if you’ve got to this point, hehe hello I’m Ro, I write for skz and svt, and I’d love to write some more svt! If you’d like, you can send me your asks

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Clicking on the link to the refs just leads me to the ask box???

It does? It should go to the list of askable characters. Works for me…

But if that’s the case, here’s the list of all the dalmatians:

Announcer

Apple

Balloon

Balloony

Barf Bag

Baseball

Basketball

Bell

Black Hole

Blocky

Bomb

Bomby

Book

Bottle

Bow

Box

Bracelety

Bubble

Cake

Cheesy

Cherries

Clock

Cloudy

Coiny

David

Donut

Dora

Dough

Eggy

8-Ball

Eraser

Fan

Fanny

Firey

Firey Jr.

Flower

Foldy

Four

Fries

Gaty

Gelatin

Golf Ball

Grassy

Ice Cube

Knife

Leafy

Lightbulb

Lightning

Liy

Lollipop

Loser

Marker

Marshmallow

Match

MePad

MePhone3GS

MePhone4

MePhone4s

Microphone

Naily

Needle

Nickel (BFB)

Nickel (II)

OJ

Paintbrush

Paper

Pen

Pencil

Pepper

Pickle

Pie

Pillow

Pin

Puffball

Puffball Speaker Box

Remote

Robot Flower

Roboty

Rocky

Ruby

Salt

Saw

Snowball

Soap

Spongy

Stapy

Suitcase

Taco (BFB)

Taco (II)

Teardrop

Tennis Ball

Test Tube

Tissues

Toilet

Tree

Trophy

TV

Woody

X

Yellow Face

YinYang

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What’s your favorite ship/s?

my favorite ships?

wouldnt you like to know

it’s mostly ii ships that i like lol

well, i love knicropick (knife x mic x pickle), metallic salad (it’s knicropick + mephone lol), limegold jokes (trophy x tissues x cheesy), lucky basecase (clover x baseball x suitcase)

uhhhhhh i think that’s all,, i also like oj x soap, maybe even + paper and bomb, but yeah

there’s allot but that’s the ships thats running around my house