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It Happened One Night (4/?)
Scully is an escort who is hired by Mulder because he is going through a divorce and may lose his kid. It was supposed to be one night, they were never supposed to meet again, yet fate has other plans for them.
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I don't even know where the other chapters are on this site so if you want to read from the beginning you'll have to go to ao3 for it. I can't promise that it won't be another year for the next chapter because this fic terrifies me if im honest but I'll try (and ignore everything else in the process) Also I know nothing about the FBI so that's that. Enjoy.
ao3 | @today-in-fic
Four.
“Dana!” A familiar voice calls out to her in the auditorium.
Dana looks up to see Ellen waving at her amidst the sea of seats. She brushes past a congregation of people, making her way towards her friend and sitting down beside her. As the only two females this year, Dana and Ellen had bonded immediately, a friendship forming not so soon after. It didn’t make sense otherwise.
“Did you check your emails?” Ellen asks her.
“No. Emily wouldn’t go to school so I didn’t have time to check. Why?”
“Agent Banks is sick,” Ellen says with a roll of her eyes. “So we’re getting a cover until he comes back.”
That doesn’t surprise Dana- the man was about 90 years old anyway.
“Did it say who?”
“I didn’t get that far but I heard the guys say it’s someone called Spooky. Do you have any idea?”
Dana shrugs but based on that nickname she didn’t have high hopes about them. In any case at least she could count on no arguments for the time being; Agent Banks liked to pick on her especially.
“Anyway, where were you on Saturday?” Ellen asks, moving on. “Me and Candice waited for you but you didn’t show. What happened to being more social?”
Dana internally groans. That was this Saturday. Dana had completely forgotten about her plans with Ellen, she was too busy having the best orgasm of her life that night. Of course Ellen didn’t know about that.
“Emily…Emily wasn’t feeling well,” she lies. Dana hated using her daughter as an excuse but she couldn’t exactly tell her the truth.
“Right,” says Ellen, not sounding completely convinced. “I think it’s about time we got you a babysitter.”
“Yeah, I’ll look into one…” Dana half agrees but only to move away from the topic.
Voices in the auditorium quieten down as everyone finds their seats and gets comfortable. The door to the side opens and there’s a murmur of voices and gasps. Dana isn’t paying attention, too busy arranging her pens in the colour of the rainbow. It’s only when she feels Ellen tap her arm and buzz excitedly, “It’s him. He’s Spooky. Dana, look…” Does Dana look up to see what the commotion was about.
And honestly, she wished she hadn’t.
In fact, at that moment, she wished she wasn’t in the academy at all.
Because the person who was making her classmates and friend coo with excitement was the very person who had given her a fantastic orgasm the night before.
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It amazed Mulder just how neutral he could become when a thousand thoughts and feelings where running through his body. Confusion, surprise, excitement, happiness, and even anger all swirled within him at once and yet his face betrayed none of it. He was stoic, slightly rumpled from having his usual bout of no sleep and unprepared to actually teach a class full of future FBI agents, but still standing nonetheless when all he wanted to do was leave and never come back.
Somehow the universe was in his favour and somehow it wasn’t. In a sea of indistinguishable males she stood out like the perfect ruby. There was no denying who she was. He’d bet his gun and badge that when he looked at the roster he’d see her name in there. The woman he hadn’t stopped thinking about since Saturday night. Just why did it have to be here of all places.
Mulder tries to ignore it, ignore her, to focus on the male portion of the room but his eyes are drawn to her, seeing red hair in his peripheral standing out against all the grey. He fumbles through his slides, tries to focus on what he is actually here to do, to explain profiling, but his brain is a jumbled mess and of course he fucks up the date of imprisonment of a serial killer he helped to catch in front of everyone, in front of her, just like a buffoon…
He thinks he got away with it, thinks nobody noticed but a voice speaks up from the right-hand corner, loud and clear, unmistakably her.
“1989,” she says with an emphasis on the wrong number. “Ian Lucas Gates was imprisoned in 1989, he committed his first murder in 1987.”
“Perhaps you’d like to come up and teach the class then, Agent Scully, seeing as you know everything.”
It was an outburst. An unnecessary outburst that has Mulder biting his tongue and wishing to take it all back. The rest of the class murmurs amongst themselves, looking wearily from one person to the next. Mulder chances a glance at Scully who stares back at him with a glare that could kill him on the spot if it had the power to.
“Perhaps I will, Agent Mulder, seeing as I know more than you,” she counters.
Someone coughs to disguise a laugh as Scully waits for his reply. The room was stifling with tension and he doesn’t miss the way the woman next to her is continuously looking back and forth between them.
This isn’t the time, Mulder thinks. He switches off the projector and looks at the time, thankful for the class to almost be over.
“Collect your work sheets on the way out,” he says to them knowing they wouldn’t begrudge a 10 minute early dismissal.
They raise to their feet in a matter of seconds, chairs scraping back, bags being collected, a small chatter starting to form. Mulder turns his back to them all, fussing with some papers on the desk for something to do, mortified at himself for snapping at her like that. It was a mess. A big mess. And he had four weeks of this shit.
Scully and her other only female classmate are the last to leave. He should let them leave and next time he’ll do a better job at pretending he doesn’t know her.
But he does know her. More than probably anyone else in the room does and it’s that that wins out.
“Scully,” he gently calls. She stops in her tracks, as does her friend. “A word. Please?”
Her friend looks at them with suspicion.
“It’s fine,” says Dana. “I’ll catch up with you.” Once the other woman is gone Scully turns. The anger on her face almost knocks him down, he wasn’t expecting it. Meekly, he makes his way to the door, closing and locking it. Once it’s just the two of them all pretences drop.
“What the fuck was that?” she bites, referencing their little moment. “And why are you here?”
“Why am I here? Why are you here?” He wasn’t going to start with this. He wanted to go in slowly. He’s found her! In the worst possible place but he’s still found her and he finds himself giddy over the realisation. He softens slightly. “You said you were studying science.”
But Scully was still angry. “Well I can’t exactly say I’m training to be an FBI agent, can I? Besides, I didn’t see you being honest about this.”
He shakes his head. “I thought you already knew.”
“No, I—” She starts to go red and looks away and it dawns on Mulder just what has gone wrong here.
“You didn’t do your homework before we met…” he says.
She sighs still looking away from him. “Charlotte said there was nothing to worry about.”
“Who the fuck is Charlotte?”
“Kind of like my manager, sort of…She runs the…” she reddens even more. “Agency. When I told her I didn’t have time to look into you she did and she said nothing about you being FBI so…”
“I think you need to fire her, or…or move onto to another agency because she sucks. You’re lucky it was me.”
Scully scoffs. “Oh am I?”
“Yes. Because if it was anyone else here you’d be out, Scully. Do you understand that?”
She says nothing but the anger lessens slightly.
“So what came first, the agency or the academy?”
“They sort of…happened at the same time.”
“Why?”
The anger that had lessened ever so slightly comes back full force.
“Why should I tell you? You think just because you got to fuck me one night that you suddenly get to know the ins and outs of my life? You can get to fuck, many men have had that privilege and I don’t see them questioning my choices so why should you get to?”
Mulder sighs. This conversation was a rollercoaster and not going exactly how he planned, what little planning he’d done in the first place.
“You’re all I’ve thought about for two days,” he admits.
“Well now you’re just being fucking weird.”
Mulder sighs again. “I’m being serious. I’ve been wanting to find you since then but not through the agency and not by paying $300 to pretend.” He reaches out to grab her hand then thinks better of it, lacing his own hands together to keep them from touching hers. “That night was different for you, too, right?”
Scully shifts on her feet, crossing her arms, saying nothing.
“I’m just trying to protect you, Scully. I’ve seen your work and out of all of them you have the biggest chance here. I don’t want to see it ruined.”
“So why are you being a dick about it?”
“I’m sorry, it’s just…I care about you and, shit…I’m your instructor.” He wipes his hands over his face.
“You really feel that way?” she asks.
“Oh yeah.”
She moves closer to him, reaching out to take his hand. His heart gets stuck somewhere up his throat, his stomach doing somersaults. What are you doing? he wants to ask her.
“It’s just for 4 weeks, right? You being here?” He nods not daring to speak. “And then you go off to…whichever department you belong to.” He nods again. “So we can wait.” She isn’t looking at him. “And reassess in 4 weeks?”
“We’ll reassess in 4 weeks,” Mulder croaks, throat dry.
“Okay.” She squeezes his hand before dropping it. “I need to go pick up my daughter now.”
She starts backing away, making her way towards the door. She’s almost out of it when he calls for her again.
“Scully? I’m sorry for what happened in class. I shouldn’t have attacked you like that.”
She leans against the door, smiling and Mulder is so happy to see that smile again.
“I’m used to it. Agent Banks grills me all the time in here.”
Mulder makes a face. “Agent Banks is your instructor here?”
“Unfortunately. And I think he hates women.”
“Oh unfortunately he does. But from what I hear the man is on his deathbed so…”
She smiles again. “I won’t say what I was going to say.” She looks at him again, softer this time, like she did that night. “I’ll see you tomorrow, Mulder.”
“See you tomorrow.”
He still smiling to himself when she’s gone, finally basking in the giddiness of seeing her again. Four weeks. He just needs to survive these four weeks and then maybe…
The door opens again and it’s her, muttering a string of sorries as she reaches for a work sheet before disappearing once more. The door clicks shut and she is gone.
Until tomorrow.
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SURPRISE IGOR STIMBOARD FOR @storythesilly GFFFAGHHHH
#zio does a stimboard#zio does a surprise#zio does a talking to a friend#igor’s house of madness#ihom#igors house of madness
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hello.
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Aggio doodles 1/2
Dr. Hick created by Killb94
#deltarune#fnf#friday night funkin#sonic the hedgehog#sona#oc#alex basics in biology and zoology#abibaz#junior fnf#cora dr#manny dr#chuck#alex abibaz#dr hick#gametoons#skibidi toilet#tv woman#ihom#igors house of madness#boyfriend fnf#skullero
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I have been overcome with utter certainty that Mac is the kind of guy to watch videos on his phone in public without headphones
#iasip#mac mcdonald#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#I also now have a distinct vision of young Mac sneaking into a gym he is not a member of and plugging his old ass iHome in to play his music#pls rcg make this real Mac is a public nuisance
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Home robots that come with an app need to have a little chat bot installed so I can ask questions about the parts, if it needs maintenance and just so I can tell it good job. Is that too much to ask? TuT
#i just want to tell my roomba good job and have it text me when it gets stuck like “HELP!! O_o”#robots#roomba#ihome#technology#developer#software#app development
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H. H HH. S A ANLAPDJFBF FGKSKBALJALBSLBLS
@zionanelequaso @applsausofficial + open tags
Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊
Ok, I’ll go first
If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️🔥
Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊
Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!
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can this count as batbill since I drew bill here
#batbill#⚠️🦇 ⪼ zio art#batman x bill cipher#bill cipher x batman#beetlejuice#riddler 2022#neifiss nob#igor ihom#glisten dandys world#shelly dandy’s world#dandys world gigi#yes everyone tagged is in this photo. I ship them with Batman LOL#also yeah this is based off of the loud house fanart
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explanation under cut
if a modder is a shitty person I give their character(s) a tragic backstory. igor just so happened to be a comfort character of mine, and is also notfurnace's sona. my favorites get the sadder lore. i am not sorry
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i miss when iphones came out and then every brand started using "i" in front of their own products
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i understand most people won't get it but i drew it
#ihom#rzra#igor's house of madness#rocket's zany retro arcade#i love igor he's so scary sometimes but then there's just “so what do you think about strawberry pasta”#story's fuckass sillies#bbau
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i am constantly in a state of needing to go back to a place that doesnt exist and never existed but it felt real and it was better than this
#like i have deep fascination with the idea that ill wake up one day and i wont be here anymore#that this was all one bad dream ibe been having and ill wake up back in my floor bed in wisconsin on a saturday morning#my milk carton bird feeder will be swinging outside my wrapped window and my iHome will be glowing faintly next to me#i wont have a phone and the house will smell of aussie hair spray and condensation#cause my mother just took a shower for her 5 am shift at walmart#my body will be so small again and ill still think im a girl and my hair will be long and my chest wont hurt#i can still feel the carpet and see the kitchen and ill go for a walk to the walgreens and get a soda for $1#ill be back to wearing skirts and not knowing what the internet had and ill be drawing on the back of trigs signboards#and it wont be miserable to live anymore
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10-28-2013
#photography#2013#window#interiors#my ipod in the ihome probably blasting fall out boy out onto the roof...
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wtf i just realized all my band-related posters are in the kitchen. that was unintentional. and the least musically-equipped room in my apartment.
#theres 3 tmbg posters a gorillaz poster and a beatles yellow submarine movie poster#front room has the stereo & my cd collection#bedroom has my boombox & ihome/ipod & computer with nice speakers#sometimes i bring the boombox to kitchen but not often#can usually hear stereo/computer speakers fine in the kitchen from the other rooms anyway
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LOOK AT WHAT THE TRANSPHOBE TOOK FROM US IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF
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