#ihatemybf

[satonomi]

Can I be 🧚‍♀️ anon if it's not taken pls!! And ok... what are your thoughts on cult leader Geto? 🫣🫣

i expect cult leader geto’s wife to absolutely HATE his guts. like i’m talking melania trump core (i made a small post abt this before).

i can just imagine some young woman from a powerful clan being forced to marry some weirdo obsessed with monkeys (cuz yes, you genuinely didn’t know what he was talking abt when he said monkeys and thought he was insane in the beginning. well... you still think he’s crazy).

i would describe suguru’s wife to be the “nonchalant” kind, very elegant, just cares abt that bag and living a good life. you have no interest in sexual relations with him at first (though he was super hot and that’s what pushed you to agree to the marriage in the first place), and neither does he (the both of you actually sleep in separate rooms). suguru only married you to gain support and followers. so all you had to do was make appearances beside him, sit pretty, act like everything was fine, and spend the rest of your life not having to lift a finger whilst gawking at your husband’s dashing looks. easy enough, right?

wrong. you actually end up learning he’s a cult leader through these strange meetings (yeah, your parents totally forgot to fill you in abt that part).

it sets you off (like fr mom and dad? a cult leader??) and you become irritated with him and everything he does more and more as the days pass. you start acting like an entirely different person, smacking his hand away when he tries to hold it in public, opting to clutch onto your designer purse instead. and geto just stands there with a close-eyed smile, laughing it off.

you couldn’t even stand to look at him. you married a psycho obsessed with killing non-sorcerers. but what could you do? your parents practically sold you to him! so the smartest thing you could think of in terms of fighting back was to not listen to a word he says. and it gets really awkward for the people around you both when you’re constantly acting like a bitch and geto sits there with a tight smile, everyone else in the room sharing concerned and nervous glances.

nowadays, all you ever really did was grovel abt your terrible life while wearing your designer clothes and wiping your tears with the designer handkerchief that you pull out of your designer handbag #richpplproblems

but suguru brushes off your behavior all the time, assuming you were having trouble adjusting even though it’s been two months and you used to act pretty normal in the beginning of your marriage. maybe it was a lot to process? so, he doesn’t do anything abt your attitude… until you really embarrass him.

it ends up with him dragging you into his bedroom, away from prying eyes, seething and red-faced. it was completely unlike your usually calm and collected husband, and it made you smug that you finally got a reaction out of him. and it pacified something inside of you, a part that was desperate for revenge due to being stuck in this god awful marriage.

geto, being the ever so observant person he was notices the change in your eyes, resulting in a back and forth between you two consisting of yelling and screaming. until, he finally slams his lips onto yours, shutting you up.

clothes are ripped off and then the next thing you know, both of you are fucking on your marriage bed for the first time, gasping out between moans abt how much you can’t stand each other.

the rest of that night was spent hate-fucking, then acting normal and back to snide remarks the next day. until it happens again… and again… and again.

only because both of you are scared to admit you enjoy the steamy sex and the fact you’ve started having feelings for each other since you’re both stubborn. so, the two of you just find an excuse to fuck all the time by getting on each other’s nerves.

[amoeganism]

imagine dating your blue lock boyfriend and you tell him you're having a bad day so he sends a selfie but it makes your day even worse

[sh3sinp4rties]

“tight clothes are for sluts”

-a man too fat for compression shirts

[theres-a-body-here]

Kidnapped Darling!Reader, who once gets access to the internet, doesn't call for help but instead posts shit like this

[katakosmos]

we should all start treating evan rosier like a lab rat. we should hurt him, starve him, dissect him, amputate some part of his body and use him to the limits of the impossible. then kill him and call it an unsuccessful experiment.

[akashirl]

[dylannnyon]

Parece que Reita no tiene plata

[softghetto2012]

the way that I actually hate my bf

[thankynext]

don’t test me

[blushbae]

[serendipityufoundme]

these men are so boring i just HAVE to get another bf

[iho6hi2]

light yagami is so pathetic I WANT TO CUT HIM IN HALF and eat him hannibal lecter style

[nenamustbehappy]

bf

bf doing internship interviews and i can hear him. we aint making it out the hood.

[immessingaround]

wanted to put this out here like ya IK i crave toxic relationships and ik im emotionally unavailable and ya ik i KINDA relate to the #ihatemybf vids on tt (sorry miranda lol) but someone love me like i want someone to want me😩😩😩ITS SO AGITATING IK I SUCK BUT IDK HOW TO GET BETTER

[roryheartz]

I love him to death but his current fashion sense is… questionable

My hayden fix for the morning

Happy thursday everyone😘🤗💕

[katakosmos]

things i'd do to evan rosier (incomplete list):

kiss his forehead

eat his head in one big chomp

be the little spoon to his big spoon, even though i'm taller than him

stab him in the chest

bathe together in a tub full of foam

tie him to my bed

let him read me bedtime stories in french

blow him (up like a balloon and then free him into the sky until he deflates and flattens to the ground)

watch him get dressed

fold him over until his spine breaks in half and i can fit him into a suitcase

**** **** **** **** * ***