#ifyaknowwhatimean

[ani-coolgirl]

Hmm.

[cursed-rat-of-homosexuality]

I just love how everybody is panicking and screaming their lungs out. Izzy's giving a full chested wail of "KILL ME!!! KILL ME NOW!!!!", only for Ed to be like "hmmm 🤔 something smells fishy🤢😡". truly the most well built, soundproofed ship of all, it's the brazilian cherry wood if you ask me.

[dirtychainsawconfessions]

LG is growing on me I actually want him fr,,

BUILD ME A LITTLE FRY HOUSE HNGH🙏🙏

🫀

[schnuzrising]

also made a blog for ALL my art.....

@schnuzart ^w^ WILL HAVE SOME NSFW just a warning nothing 2 explicit lol

[vshamru]

Saying Asher Yatzar at the appropriate times absolutely gives a bonus to constitution until your next short rest.

If you say the Shema you get resistance to poison damage and you get to roll twice on an INT or WIS check

[vidavalor]

Your metas are keeping us all well fed, thank you very much. I have some chocolate tea for you? And homemade vegan cookies if you like.

What do you think about Crowley's "Can I watch?" he could have just said "can I accompany you?" or "do you mind if I tag along" or "I wanna see this"...

Allo, @procrastiel! Ya know, I've never had a chocolate-based tea! I would definitely be down for trying it. Thank you. 💕

In the scene you mentioned, Aziraphale is about to go around the neighborhood to tempt the Whickber Street shopkeepers into coming to The Meeting Ball. The meeting is scheduled for 6:30pm later that day, which is a Thursday. No one is going to want to go to the irritating work thing at this point in the week. Our introverted bookseller knows as well as anyone that half the street is planning on bailing on this thing. He can't have that happen. He has everything riding on this party. Both Crowley and Aziraphale know that Aziraphale is going to have to be persuasive to get these shopkeepers and traders to play ball and that some temptations are in store here.

Crowley is dryly asking if he can watch Aziraphale perform some temptations on the Whickber Street people because of how they use magic-related language euphemistically. He's joking that he would enjoy watching Aziraphale persuading the neighbors to come (heh) to the meeting because of how much he enjoys watching Aziraphale, err... perform temptations.

It's a joke on The Serpent always being down to, as he was eager to do in Lockdown, slither over and watch Aziraphale eat cake, ifyaknowwhatImean. He also, as we know, enjoys watching Aziraphale eat literal food.

The other layer to "can I watch?" is that the word watch means to stand guard and that is also what Crowley is doing while going around the neighborhood with Aziraphale in this scene. With angels and Shax sniffing around the shop, Crowley wants to be sure that no one bothers Aziraphale. R.P. Tyler should consider upgrading his idea of Neighborhood Watch, as he might be a lot happier approaching it the Crowley and Aziraphale way.

The original meaning of watch across several languages was actually in relation to the word wake and being awake. It referred to someone keeping watch, in the military and also on any manned ship, naval or otherwise. So, this is also a subtle sea/fish reference. Watch also originated from the unfortunately (as it is fun to say) obsolete Middle English phrase "wacches of wodnesse", which meant to stay awake throughout the night for "purposes of debauchery."

Crowley is seen in both seasons referring to this and spending time alone together at night a lot to keep their relationship a secret as their nightlife, as in this scene below when he's phrasing what he's saying in a coded way that is for Aziraphale's benefit. It's also part of of the wordplay in nightingales being descriptive of both their word-origin-happy hidden language and their romance as a whole. (Adding to the joke is that they were both, once, knights.)

But there is another word that connects to watch that Crowley and Aziraphale are playing around with in different scenes and that word is wait.

The word wait (and, so, waiting and waiter) comes from the Anglo-French waitier, which actually meant to watch. Phrases like to lie in wait come from this connotation of wait as being to watch with intensity and/or intent.

Crowley and Aziraphale play with watch/wait in a couple of different scenes. In Lockdown, they are also using watch in the sense of a timepiece/the alarm clock alongside the idea of Crowley waiting by bringing drinks and slithering over to watch Aziraphale eat cake. We'll look at Aziraphale using wait in the Marguerite's scene in a second. The joke for them is that the etymology of these linked words is also their own history together. It's this, basically:

In the Job minisode, Crowley waits on Aziraphale by "tempting" him with food on a tray and is pretty clearly getting off on watching Aziraphale eat. The first foray towards sex for them were the parasexual ox ribs in Job's cellar. Half the reason why we rarely see Crowley eat in the series even though various scenes and the book tell us that he does is because the food-is-food-but-food-is-also-sex metaphor means that they are using scenes between Crowley and Aziraphale involving food and drink to tell us about their relationship. The scene at The Ritz in 1.01 is the best example of this:

We learn so much more about them, individually and together, just by coming in on them on Aziraphale's last bite of dessert than we would have if it was structured differently and if Crowley happened to have been eating during this scene.

Aziraphale also plays with watch/wait in the scene at Marguerite's, winning at innuendo forever when he uses the above definitions but then also uses the meaning of wait that is related to allowing time to pass in anticipation of an eventual outcome when suggesting that Crowley wait in the bookshop.

You know, the place that is also euphemistically Aziraphale...

It's also present in the humor of Aziraphale throwing this whole Meeting Ball with Crowley in mind and so having the guy they've been terrified of for ages, whom they worried would be watching too closely and discover them (and who has really known forever) circling around with a tray of temptation tiny dinners, waiting on the entire neighborhood.

If you're theorizing and want to take it one step further into the story as a whole and not only on the level of Crowley and Aziraphale using this language between them?

2.05 is the start of the end of S2 because it is putting the bookshop attack into motion and that plot then carries over from 2.05 into 2.06 and leads to The Final 15. 2.05/2.06 is really like one, long episode. That culminating episode of the story begins with Aziraphale going around and successfully tempting the Whickber Street humans, with different levels of it needed, depending on the level of resistance with which he is met. Crowley goes with him, watching, right?

Now, jump to the much darker, nightmarish end to the season that all of that helps set up...

...where Crowley is quite literally forced to watch as Satan shows up to the business that is the bookshop to wait on and tempt Aziraphale... and then watches through the window as Aziraphale and Crowley temporarily implode.

[cyberrose2001]

Was admiring this beautiful work of art when I realized-

I'd probably be licking a bit more upwards, and to the right, Ifyaknowwhatimean-

Oh yes, and you gotta spread those pussy lips open with BOTH HANDS else you'll be double slapped on the cheeks like a cymbal

[girldraki]

imagining clef with earnest wonder and self satisfaction going I saved America, Konny. Any moment now, dozens of liberal and swing voter babes will come out of the woodwork to lavish praise and praise ifyaknowwhatimean on me! and then there’s a silence and finally kondraki goes We’re thirty meters underground in a facility the general public doesn’t know exists. Where are you expecting the “babes” to come from and clef starts making the 🥺 face and kondraki goes NO. and clef goes Kon…. I can’t believe you’d say that to someone who saved america and perhaps democracy itself… won’t you get into this patriotic bikini i procured earlier? and she finally snaps and tries to slam its head into the wall but a ghostly apparition with a striking resemblance to the statue of liberty pulls it away at the last moment and kondraki goes WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT and clef gives the knowing chuckle of a wise old santa-coded man in a hallmark movie and goes The spirit of america… is with us wherever we go, but only if we fight to keep it alive

[efangamez]

This is so cursed, but idk I'm in a weird mood tonight

Who gives the best head, hyper masculine game protagonist edition. And use your imagination for the genre of head that is given, ifyaknowwhatimean.

[breezypunk]

sometimes I like to see him with short hair. a lot of times I like to see him half naked. but only for that scientific research ifyaknowwhatimean.

[tanoraqui]

@gorandomshesaid ooh the plot thickens with a cunning deduction!

…How the fuck does he fight with a sword if he’s not a bladelock; the wiki says he comes with a Dex of 13. Is this man effective with a sword or not?

hey, questions for actual game-players:

Which of Wyll’s eyes is the working one? (That is, I assume the Sending eye can’t see?)

Which hand does he use to wield his rapier?

[nibblyjimbles]

Could you please do more Cronus? You draw him so well :3c

Don't get caught in his crosshairs ifyaknowwhatImean~

[ao3feed-sambucky]

Da.

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[oakfathers-embrace]

"Now where's the fun in that? It would be like blinding yourself as an artist." Halsin replies, smile not faltering- in fact, it almost seems like a grin.

He takes a seat nearby, patting his thigh as he spreads them a bit for ample room. "Come, I at least want you to be comfortable for this. I've been told I provide quite the cushion."

The other companions are distracted with drinks and loud cheers after a successful battle. Astarion wasn't in much of a festive mood, so he glanced around the camp for a quiet place to slip away for a feed when his eyes met Halsin's, who was also standing off to the side away from the party, gazing at Astarion as if lost in thought.

So Astarion does as Astarion does best and gives Halsin his best smile as he saunters over to the large elf with a rather curious question in tow. An idea popping into his head, should Halsin allow it.

"Sooo, Halsin. What are your thoughts about vampires?"

(Insight check: Successful!) His name rolls off Astarion's tongue effortlessly, indicating his attraction and curiosity towards Halsin.

-@astariondisapproves

It seems as though the approach has startled him, as Halsin straightens himself quickly and with an awkward laugh.

He takes a moment to consider his answer, Vampires aren't exactly commonplace. "I must admit, while I try not to judge the things that creatures in nature do to survive, Vampires being so unnatural has made things...difficult. Once upon a time, I was foolish enough to believe what most thought of Vampires, that they're nought but power-hungry beasts, wanting nothing more than senseless violence and bloodshed for their own gain. You have proved there's more than that to them, that not all who walk the night have the luxury to have chosen that life."

A blush seems to cross Halsins cheek as he talks to the pale elf, clearing his throat before speaking in a lower tone than usual. "Though I must admit the- the beast side of me has long since wondered about the...intimacy, associated with such a being. There is something very primal about sustaining oneself on another's life essence, even more so when willingly given."

[buckgettingstruck]

808 might have movement but we all KNOW eddie got that movement when we saw him jump over the couch

please give us more eddie movement ifyaknowwhatimean

(saw you say yoy had a lot of doomposting in your inbox and wanted to spice it up <3)

i wanna see him being crazygirl trust

[getinthehandbasket]

>I want to connect with the larger local kink community again

>Find an online calendar with all the events in the area

>Find a munch that's local and accessible

>Make plans to go

>Realize it directly conflicts with an established (non-kink, non-sexual) activity I've been doing with my existing friends for years that has recently changed days

fuck. Or rather. No fuck, and no fucking friends. (ifyaknowwhatimean)