#if you're not here for that that's totally legit

[oonajaeadira]

Dear Pedro Fic Writers.

Please write whatever you want.

There are a lot of people who love Sue Storm and Lucilla and Tess and Ellaria. And if you want to honor them and keep them around for your fic, that's awesome.

But if you want to erase them, kill them, send them off to war, pretend they never existed, AU them away from their cannon lover, that is totally legit. It's fanfiction, it's your fantasy, it's your dream of being with your man. You are allowed to write what you want.

Are some folks gonna steer away from lady erasure? Sure. But it's not your responsibility to please everyone because that is a 100% impossible task. The only person you need to please is you, my friend. And there will still be folks out there that love it. The only thing the fans ask is that you don't burn the ladies with hatred. But even then...you're still allowed to do you.

Write the story. Enjoy the story. Be a kind fan and enjoy the fandom. All are welcome here!!!!!

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

re: what fandom 'a little life' came from, my immediate knee-jerk thought was "backstreet boys." i have absolutely no basis for this other than Terminally Online Brain Worms esp bc..........there are 5 of those boyband fellas and as far as i remember only 4 main characters in that book lmfao. what can i say. the boyband angle feel right

yeah i'll incorporate that into my belief system

[imwritesometimes]

I only had my inbox on here open again for a couple days before I had to close it again today after being inundated with sketchy af asks about giving people money. gotta love this website. no way to set asks to followers only 👍

[cosmogyros]

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[elainemorisi]

there should probably at minimum be a moratorium, in the form of at least the sort of mockery earned by Dudes Being Wrong About Female Anatomy, on thin people who have always been thin saying a peep about weight loss, especially ease thereof

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙new fav wag | LS2˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: logan sargeant x williams social media admin!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: none jus fluff

summary: in which the internet knows you're in love before you do

a/n: I STARTED WRITING THIS BEFORE THE NEWS DROPPED SO LET'S JUST PRETEND NOTHING HAPPENED FOR NOW IM SO SORRY

request!!!: logan fic or smau where the reader is williams’ newest social media admin?? and logan immediately is crushing on her, and the fans are trying to speculate why logan is suddenly so smiley in a bunch of the clips and videos posted on the williams ig or doing a bunch of challenges on the williams tiktok page (and alex is totally laughing his ass off)

my masterlist

fc: annie.shr

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user7 omg? how is she so gorgeous

user8 oh the garage pic lol so she's 100% the right girl

user9 wish i was her omg

user10 omgg. i'd be happy looking at her too 👀

user11 real. can u blame logan lollll

lilymhe prettiest girl!!

yourusername ilysm <3

yourbff im kissing you rn

yourusername i wish!!

user12 does she have a bf? second pic

user13 no one knows lol

user14 logan found dead

user15 logan in the likes too hehe he's down bad

user16 can u blame him

lilyzneimer miss you babe

yourusername miss u sm

user17 omgg she's friends w lily?!!

twitter ->

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yourusername posted a story

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yourbff YESSSS got you all to myself

yourusername hmm, almost

yourbff boo party pooper

lilymhe wow

yourusername oh stop it you

user23 omg ruff ruff ruff ....

user24 so stunning omg

user25 i wish i was u

user26 logan found dead

logansargeant cant wait to relax a bit!

yourusername well deserved 🩵!

logansargeant thanks :) would love to hang out sometime if your free?

yourusername for sure i could find some time!

logansargeant awesome!

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user27 WOWWWW

user28 omg she's gorgeous

user29 wow wow wow

lilymhe omg wow. williams admin off duty is 🔥🔥🔥

yourusername HAHAH stop!!

yourbff meeeeowwww!!!!!

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logansargeant wow. any chance we could turn that hang out into a date instead? 👀

yourusername HAHAH LOGAN

logansargeant ...well?

yourusername oh wow ur serious. well yes of course

logansargeant cool, cant wait.

twitter ->

messages ->

interview ->

transcript -> y/n (behind the camera): so how was your guys’ two weeks off? logan: good! the rest was really needed for me, and you, alex? alex: well, we can focus on you for a minute still, or both of you actually! *laughs* y/n: haha very funny alex, i dont think people want to hear about my break though

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*accidentally messed up the user numbers lol but who rly cares*

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user39 second pic?????

user40 HELLOOOO

user41 soft launch...? 👀

user42 love when he hangs out w alex omg <3

user43 love youuu logan

user44 this is sooo bf

alex_albon my guyyy

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oscarpiastri great race this weekend 🤟

logansargeant 🔥

user45 there's no way the 3rd pic was logan alone

user46 legit it's too girly

user47 y/n was here? 👀

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user48 HAHA alex liking this comment 😭

user49 lol he ships them so hard

williamsracing love the first pic 😎

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user50 no rizz

user51 she's a professional let her live x

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user52 OH MY GODDDD

user53 this is so logan

lilymhe why are you gatekeeping information from us

yourusername !!!!! dramatic. all in good time

user54 omg obsessed with this lil date

user55 love this sm

user56 soulmates a bit 👀

yourbff text us BACKKKK

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lilymhe posted a story

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alex_albon just look at them!

lilymhe oh new love 🥰

oscarpiastri they gonna be mad at this

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user57 god.

user58 ME WHEN

user59 y/n & logan fr.

user69 confirmed much?

user70 if no one else got us i know lily muni he got us

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user71 GIRL WE KNOW UR DATING

user72 obsessed with everything about this.

user73 on god i love them

user74 she's just too beautiful

yourbff i love u so much

yourusername love u w my whole entire heart 💓

user75 the second omg yeehaw much

logansargeant 🇺🇸

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user76 okay.

user77 you alr know he was fighting back the urge to profess his love for her

user78 he looks so good in the third pic omg

user79 hottest blondies in the world fr

lilyzneimer out of this world beauty!!

yourusername dont be silly you angel

lilyzneimer 💓💓💓

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user83 NO. WAY.

user84 OH MY GOD FINALLY

user85 finally some proof

user86 ahh not them being caught red handed 😭

user87 obsessed w them omg

user88 CUTIESSS AHH

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user89 LOGOATTTT

user90 omg points & hard launch all in one weekend i feel dizzy

oscarpiastri eventful weekend for you!

logansargeant 🤔 just a bit

oscarpiastri congrats you deserve it 💙

user91 HARD LAUNCHHHH

user92 y/n lucky charm fr fr fr

user93 u will alwaysss be famous

user94 LOGOAT IN THE POINTS

user95 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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user97 what a rollercoaster it's been

user98 SO HONOURED TO HAVE BEEN APART OF THIS JOURNEY

user99 how did he do it fr

user100 literally. spill the secrets logan

lilyzneimer most gorgeous couple!!!

yourusername no u xxxx

lilymhe pair of stunners

yourusername ly <333

yourbff MY ANGELLL ILYSM

yourusername love you love you love you!!!

alex_albon wow finally. i was in the trenches for a minute there

yourusername dramatic much? 🤨

alex_albon no? why?

logansargeant no comment from me

user101 oh to be in their gc

user102 too beautiful

user103 wow thts williams admin fr...

logansargeant new fav wag!

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logansargeant lol! i love you

yourusername love you unreal amounts 🥹

THE END 🩵

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: No tweets

[at JK Rowling's Scottish castle] JK Rowling: Ha ha! Look at me! I'm possting on the internet! Rowling: "esstrogen turns normal men into rampaging ape beastss!" agent: joanne! stop! agent: you're posting too close to the sun! Rowling: "Gamer ssockss are AGP!"

Rowling: ha ha no one can ssstop me! Rowling: I'm JK fuckin' Rowling! Rowling: I'm a beautiful animal!! Rowling: watch this, i'm gonna poke imane khelif with thisss ssstick agent: joanne! no! Rowling: don't worry, itss a really long ssstick Rowling: i'll be fine!

Rowling: [poking imane khelif with stick] ha ha you like that, you liminal creature? you congenital eunuch? ha ha what are you gonna do about it? Khelif: that's it! Khelif: you've woke the dragon, now prepare to feel her breath!

Rowling: ha ha what're you gonna do? hit me with your massssive tessstosterone fissstss? Khelif: you and me, rowling! three rounds! sudden death match in the arena... Rowling: haha Khelif: the arena of the legal system! Rowling: Rowling: uh oh

Khelif: i'm taking you to court Rowling: Rowling: Rowling: [sweats] wayon jennings narrative voice: now ol' joanne's got herself in a heap o' trouble. how's that dang ol' snake gonna slither her way outta this mess?

JK Rowling: [shoving documents into a shredder] quick! ssshred it all!! shred fucking everything! Julie Bindel: but dark lord what should we tell your followers?! Bindel: they'll be expecting some patented jk rowling hot takes! Rowling: i don't know, jusst sstall them!!!

[mysterious circle of robed figures] Bindel: i've called this meeting to come up w a reason why the dark lord isn't tweeting Kathleen Stock: maybe we can say she's getting her castle fumigated? Bindel: no we used that when she posted the 'no toilets in hogwarts' tweet

Jesse Singal: oo! oo! i've got one! Singal: what if we say that 'having achieved all of her goals and ambitions, she has decided to retire forever' Bindel: no no that won't work Stock: could we just say that she's brumating?

Kathleen Stock: wait! what if we said she's on vacation? Bindel: hmm i like it! Stock: we could even embellish it with plausible details for additional verisimilitude! Bindel: like that she's... eating vodka-infused candy floss! Stock: exactly! that's very believable!

[midnight society] Barker: interesting, joanne hasn't tweeted in like 2 weeks Barker: seems kind of unusual King: oh i'm sure it's nothing Barker: looks like she's actually deleting tweets King: oh King: huh King: i wonder what that's all about?

Julie Bindel: [rising from bushes] ACTUALLY Jk rowling is actually on a jolly vacation right now so that's why she's not tweeting Bindel: it has nothing to do with any lawsuit! it's totally legit! King: where's she vacationing? Bindel: she's visiting her girlfriend in canada

Bindel: see, i have this postcard right here that she sent saying that she's having a great time on her vacation in vacationia and she's too busy to tweet! Barker: hey can i see that postcard? Bindel: um Bindel: no

Bindel: joanne says that she's having too much fun eating vodka-infused candy floss to be transphobic right now King: wow! i don't think i've ever seen her have THAT much fun before! King: this vodka-infused candy floss must be lit!

Barker: so you're telling me Barker: that jk rowling is right now drunk on vodka-infused candy floss Barker: a product which i am definitely sure exists and is real Barker: and being drunk has made her less vocally transphobic? Bindel: Bindel: [sweats] yes

[misayani]

MAGNETIC — SQUID GAME WOMEN + THANOS AND YOU BEING THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF THEM HCS

◜ featuring ... kang mi-na (player 196), no eul (guard 011), se-mi (player 380), jun-hee (player 222), hyun-ju (player 120), young-mi (player 195), + thanos (player 230)

𔗨 author's note — IM FUCKING BAAAAAAAAACKKKK RAWGHHRRR !!!!!! writing this had me SWEATING considering the lack of information of them in the show. anddd im closing the requests for now. id like to work on the current requests in my inbox before i open it again ♡ [lowercase intended]

mi na —

- at first you were hesitant to confess your feelings to her because why  would she want to be with someone like you?

- and then you kept avoiding her and denying your feelings to avoid getting hurt 

- then, life surprises you, she kissed you on the night she took you out for a 'girlFRIEND date'

- AND THEN BAM !!! dating

- she's feisty and confident, you're gentle and shy

- mi-na is the type to be sassy and bitchy to everyone and then when it comes to you she turns into a total softie

- "thanos, i swear if you don't shut the fuck up—" "mi-na?" "yes honey?"

- SHE LOVES CALLING YOU SWEET NICKNAMES JUST TO SEE YOU MELT

- you'd think mi-na likes to be treated like a princess and then it turns out that she's the one treating YOU like a princess

- when you're speaking and someone completely cuts you off, without a second thought, she'll speak up

- "my girlfriend is speaking??"

- when someone's rude to you, she'll handle it for you

- "excuse me? watch your words when you're talking to her."

- she doesn't do this all the time though

- she wants you to learn how to speak up for yourself 

- but she definitely doesn't let it pass when someone crosses the line

- there was this one time where mi-na legit got into a catfight after someone humiliated you in front of many people

- she got humiliated in front of the people too but she DIDNT feel humiliated at all

- the bitch just messed with her girlfriend, and she just stepped up for you. what's humiliating about that?

- (outside squid game) let's say thanos is a mutual close friend you both have

- whenever he pisses her off, he immediately runs to you for defense since mi-na has a soft spot for you

- overall, mi-na likes taking care of you and you're gentle to her sooo it's a win-win for the both of you !!!

- she loves her shy gf so much, it makes her all mushy and softie

no eul —

- she's hard, you're soft

- oops i may have worded that wrong

- GRUMPY X SUNSHINE 

- you always wake her up with kisses and she'll open her eyes to the sight of you smiling at her

- then she'll complain, grumbling about your "unreasonable" optimism. but she literally lets you kiss her the whole time anyways !!

- no-eul constantly furrows her eyebrows at your cheery attitude as if she was judging you. BUT DEEP DEEP DOWN, her heart swells for you

- she might be grumpy through words, but it's the actions that speak louder

- if someone's mean to HER sunshine, expect their face to get fucked up

- her love language is acts of service btw!!!!

- you will never ever get to hold a door ever again when you're with her cs she'll always open them for you

- AND SHE LOVES GIVING YOU 'JUST BECAUSE' GIFTS

- "here." she hands you a boquet of sunflowers with A CUTE LITTLE NOTE ON THE SIDE THAT SAYS I LOVE YOU, "awhh thank you! but, what's the occasion?" and then she just shrugs

- back then, whenever the two of you got into an argument, a bad trait she used to do is to shut you out. while you, on the other hand, always wanted to talk things through and find solutions 

- after a few attempts, you eventually break her walls down and then she finally lets you in

- "...i'm sorry" "it's okay! we're in this together, 'kay?" 

- she feels so bad because what if you're just trying to put up with her 

- and then that worry completely washes away when she feels that you're actually genuine. 

- you don't just say sweet shit, you act them out.

- and she'll forever be thankful for you

- you're the reason why she wakes up everyday, you're the reason why she takes care of herself, you're the reason why she learned to love herself

se mi —

- this woman has a sharp tongue

- which can definitely be used in multiple ways but mostly for saying sarcastic remarks

- (in the games) she's expressive but then she's emotionally guarded at the same time. she won't be scared to speak her mind but she rarely shows her expressions physically

- oh gosh. her and her fucked up humor

- others may think she never takes shit seriously, but it's actually THEM she's not taking seriously

- she absolutely doesn't like openly-vulnerable people. it's not anything personal, she just thinks that it's stupid to show emotions like that in a death game like this where anyone could literally take advantage of you.

- and then here comes you, kind and empathetic

- you're the type to put others first before you, and she hates that fact, but not you

- you're expressive with your feelings also, but instead of being like her, who masks it perfectly with her sarcastic exterior, you're genuine.

- you believe that showing real emotions is a way to connect with people

- se-mi had observed you during the six-legged pentathlon. it amuses her seeing you work well with your team.

- she fucking hates the fact that you're just so kind and open to every one, not even thinking twice to help others.

- (outside squid game) while se-mi sees the world as harsh and unforgiving, you always tell her about the bright side and hope and some happy shit. and she didn't like that

- she didn't like how you're actually starting to make her see even just the tad bit good in some things

- and then the next thing she knows is that she literally starts to think about you in every single fucking thing

- she sees sunlight, she thinks of you. she sees flowers, she thinks of you. she sees butterflies, she thinks of you. man, even whenever she buys her favourite cherry ice cream, somehow the ice cream legit reminds her of you. because apparently, to her, ice cream gives off positive vibes ????? 

- and positive vibes are YOU !!

- over time, she may not admit it but she definitely cannot deny that she's starting to soften under your influence

- and who knows? maybe she's starting to see that kindness isn't always a weakness. 

jun hee —

- she's an introvert, you're an extrovert. need i say more

- junhee mostly keeps to herself, but unlike no-eul, she isn't totally closed-off

- she's quiet and won't react unless needed

- you on the other hand, reacts to everyfuckingthing

- somebody's hand gets too close to her belly? "GET AWAY!"

- you even audibly gasp when someone gives her a dirty stare

- (outside squid game) when jun-hee gets excited about something, she'll just smile. but it immediately drops as soon as she turns her head to look at you who almost fell on the floor, face first, because of jumping around like crazy.

- it amazes her a lot how you make it look easy to just start a conversation with a complete stranger

- now whenever you make friends, she also makes new friends, because you always introduce your girlfriend to them !! <3

- between the two of you, you're the one who usually initiates physical touch

- just simple and cute hugs here and there, sometimes kisses, sometimes more than kisses

- she's the type to show her love to you through simple gestures like making you your favorite tea, playing your favorite song on the TV, writing you notes before she goes out while you're still sleeping (awwhdjsjssk)

- and then you're the type to express your feelings VERY LOUDLY

- telling her "i love yous" whenever you always get the chance to which is like every minute—but you mean every single one everytime—, giving her tight hugs, prepping soft kisses on her face, demanding her to give you cuddles.

- everything needs balance, so jun-hee learned to socialize more and have fun while you learned to be more mindful whenever she needs her own quiet time

hyun ju —

- hyun-ju tends to be cool-headed and calm in most scenarios, while you are always on your toes and stressed and just so energetic overall

- hyun-ju shows love in subtle ways, like doing your hair or giving you quick pecks on the cheek ♡

- she never fails to notice it when you're stressed. she'd grab your hand and start massaging it softly

- whenever your friends invite you to a night out, you always ask them if you could bring hyun-ju !!!!

- it's simple: they refuse, you aren't going. if they say yes, then be prepared to have one of the best nights out in your lives BECAUSE hyun-ju is fun!!!! hello ? being an introvert does not mean you're not any fun

- hyun-ju would literally chug up every drink your friends give her

- and then theres you who's worried as fuck because what if she vomits???? and you HATE vomit, eugh !!

- the next morning comes and then hangover finally hits her

- you, being a good girlfriend, always brings her water and some pills to help her with the headache

- 'hyun-ju drink this' 'hyun-ju drink that' which results to her needing to pee like every 5 minutes

- she calms you down, telling you that she's fine and all she needs is you beside her

- literally just your presence

- and then despite having a headache, she would ask you to yap for her, she just loves hearing your voice

- overall, hyun-ju is forever thankful for you. she appreciates the fact that you're always alert about things but she also reminds you to let loose sometimes.

young mi —

- she's shy, you're not

- you're so mean for always teasing the poor girl

- but you can't help it, not when you always catch her staring at you

- "do you need anything? or do you just need me?" 

- give her a damn break

- not a day goes by without you hugging the hell out of her

- "you're so flufffyyyyyy babyy" "...thank you?.." 

- she always seeks comfort in you, since you're the one who keeps things exciting

- in public, young-mi doesn't speak up much, so you speak for her when needed

- "excuse me, you got her food wrong." "it's fine i swear!!"

- it's surprising but she's actually the one who initiates affection most of the time, she'd just shyly do it

- during arguments, she might struggle to express her feelings sometimes through words, and even when you're supposed to be mad at her, you still try to keep your calm and help her speak for herself

- it always ends up with the both of you apologizing to each other. you would never let your girlfriend sleep with a heavy heart, never.

- sometimes you'd surprise her with cute gifts like small trinkets or cute plushies !!! 

- as time goes by, young-mi slowly learns to speak up for herself, because, of course, you're not always going to be by her side. 

thanos — 

- PLAYFUL BF + SERIOUS GF

- he thinks you have such a hot resting bitch face

- LIKE HE'D LITERALLY INTERNALLY SQUEAL LIKE A HIGH SCHOOLER

- babygirl bf + girlboss gf <3

- you're never scared to speak up for yourself. thanos insists on punching anyone who does you wrong but you assure him that you're fully capable of doing that yourself

- "THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND BRO!!"

- literally brags you to nam-gyu and talks about you almost all the time

- nam-gyu's fucking tired of it.

- people thinks this man fears no one?? he's fucking scared of YOU

- FOLDS WHEN U CALL HIM BY HIS FULL GOVERNMENT NAME

- "cmon baby, give thanos a kiss." "choi su-bong." "what:(("

- but when nam-gyu learns about his full name and starts teasing him about it and calling him that:

- "hey, only she's allowed to call me that. mind your business." "dang okay bro" 

- literally goes crazy when he texts you something and you reply with an "ok."

- "the fuck did i do nowww"

- he internally cheers when you're on your period because that'll mean you'll ask him for kisses and hugs

- "baby, let's cuddle please" "oh look at what we have here now—" "nevermind." "NO! yes, yes, let's cuddle"

- to others, he's tough and mighty but when it comes to you, he submits

- LMAO when he tries to call you by your full name to try and reverse the roles, you just give him a weird look and that made him want to bury himself 6 feet under.

- he's very very clingy, would literally sulk when you don't give him a goodbye kiss before you leave the house 

- when you're in a bad mood, he tries his best to cheer you up, like rapping random sweet shit to you or attempting to dance in front of you. keyword: attempting

- and as soon as he saw that small smile form on your face, he almost felt like everything went slow motion

- you're so gorgeous, he's down bad for you

- but he genuinely feels happy once he knows that you're fine now because of him !!

- he's so silly :3

@misayani

𝓜isa mentions — @joc3lynx @mymel1008 @justredsw @wlvlurvsfimmia @azansstuff @dvrk-hoon @yersang-dreams

[potofsoup]

Yay in celebration for finally finishing my fic (Independent Variable, if you wanna read), I decided to draw some post-reconciliation Batfam + Roombie funtimes! [previous Roombie art here]

Some more random Roombie headcanons:

Tim never adds anything that elevates Roombie above standard roomba height, so Roo and Tim are both Team Height-challenged. It's great.

Roombie (Tim usually calls him Roo, though Jason starts calling them Roombit, Roombers, Roomberton the First, etc) goes by whatever pronouns people want to assign them, as long as it's not "it".

Yes, Tim has programmed Roo to recognize Jason's voice commands, since Jason hangs out at the apartment so much. He only sometimes regrets it. (Especially when he has to add more voice recognition files every time Jason invents a new nickname)

Roo doesn't usually leave Tim's apartment. They're kind of like Tim's friend, but also Tim's butler, lol. The Batfam get to know Roo when they come to visit. (And they visit often)

Yes Tim totally uploads some cat-engagement features to Roombie so that he can play with Alfred

Tim's place probably has a lot of Roombie-specific markings and rfid tags and stuff, so that Roo knows where to go

Babs loves visiting Tim's place because it's soooo wheelchair friendly (because it's also roomba-friendly!) I can imagine her getting her own roomba tbh, though maybe with cooler Babs upgrades.

Roo totally has a "shovel" attachment for when they have to really sort Tim's clothes and floor clutter.

Roo has lots of different beeps and chirp sounds, but only Tim understands all of them, since he's the one who programmed them. He refuses to add any voice features to Roo, because he wants to maintain the R2D2 vibes.

He did add "Exterminate!" in Dalek voice, for the convention, so if you're a legit intruder, please imagine a roomba charging aggressively at you with a taser, chirping angrily and also sporadically saying "Exterminate!!!"

[tiredsmashbros]

SMG34: LIPBITE COMIC WIP UPDATE

oh boy... i know a bunch of folks are hyped for this comic... and boy oh boy are ya'll's prayers going to be heard... kind of... butt for the celebration milestone, and granted majority are from this comic, i thought it was best to give EVERYTHING that i have currently.

starting off STRONG with what you freaks most want: the completed pages. andddd yep that's it that all that i have done LMAO. i've been fixated on my own smg4 oc: tsb, and during the end of my summer was unfortunately fucked over by some personal issues that fortunately got resolved last minute good grief the anxiety prevented me from drawing the gays sigh... aNYWAYS LINEART WIPS!!!!

here are linearts i have completed / in the progress of!! want to aim like i did in the past by finishing up lineart first, and then speed through with color + minor rendering. the reason i have a few colored is to test out what it would look polished and my god... i have improved A LOT. THESE GAY PEOPLE GIVE POWER I AM NOT KIDDING BELIEVE ME IM NOT CRAY- anyways onto wip pages!

jumpscare: tsb stickman sketches. oh yeah. this is how i sketch and i blame sensei eiichiro oda /j. and in case anyone is unable to understand it {i don't blame u LMAO}, smg4 wakes up from the dream and is startled to see mario by his bed. they have a short convo before mario leaves, and we get a job to smg4 in the bathroom trying to put up a brave face. until the moment he leaves he's stunned due to seeing smg3 at his front door. will i elaborate more on specifics or unwritten dialogue? NOPE! gotta keep secrets to make it even more enjoyable at the end!!

currently at 13 sketched pages total, but this is probably gonna be reaching towards 20-ish pages, surpassing part two, but it will depend on how i come up with how to end it. additionally to confirm there will be a PART FOUR / chapter 3, to end this story. my goal is to have it done before i finish my senior year, or at least during the summer after i graduate bc good lord who knows whats gonna happen.

and lastly, before i end this crazy update, SCRAPPED PAGESSS!!!!!

CONTENT WARNING : NSFW SKETCHES !!!! PLEASE LOOK AWAY IF YOU ARE A MINOR OR DON'T LIKE THIS TYPE OF STUFF!!!

oh boy... dont draw comics while sleep-deprived at 6am... idek what i was even aiming with this ngl other than just for fun, but i scrapped it due to not being what i had in mind for the story. if it doesn't serve a purpose or narrative, its bye bye YEAH BYE BYE THIS IS THE CLOSEST NSFW UR GONNA GET FROM ME HAHAHAHAHA- i say that despite writing a nsfw jojo wattpad smh im only confident doing it in words good lord. btw not watermarking these bc i gen don't care since they're legit scrapped {left top part was kept and completed} so idk what to do with these. im just throwing it and walkin away

now to end with this update, i can hear your question, "when will this be done?" and to answer that question: i'm not entirely sure due to my heavy focus on my smg4 oc: tsb, but my best chance is postponing my oc lore a bit and complete this before november UOIYGJDSIUHJKDWSXYUGHJKCS but we shall have too see...

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thurs: smg34 is canon in the tsb universe / au. though most of their encounters are platonic or best-friendy-way, they eventually express their feelings to one another and start dating 3/4’s way of the tsb storyline arc. tsb is a supporter of his friend's relationship and admires and takes inspiration from their relationship heavily to input his future love life. yearning to be in a similar position... to learn what is to really love someone... or what it's truly like to be loved...

[mikufigureoftheday]

⚠️SCAM ASK ALERT⚠️

Hello everyone~ I hope you're fairing well ✧(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

I got this 100% totally real and legit looking ask in my inbox today so I just wanted to spread awareness

When i clicked the link, it sent me here and then to a site asking for my bank information

Please be careful when opening your ask box and remember to not give out your bank info to anyone but trusted websites!!!!!

[laora-ryn]

Just in case anyone was wondering, I am in fact a federal employee and I am in fact having A Fucking Time Of It

In roughly chronological order, here's all the things that have fucked us over the last two weeks:

Hiring freeze effective immediately, which involved rescinding final offers to people who were about to start their job. A final offer is something you can get a mortgage with btw. It's what you get after months of paperwork. It's something you move cross country for. Eighteen people just at our hospital had a final offer rescinded

A demand for a return to in person work, with no explanation given for why they want this so badly. No explanation on people who have teleworking written into their contracts, or people who have teleworking as a reasonable accommodation

Related to the hiring freeze: no creation of any new jobs in even a preliminary way, even to prep to fill existing vacancies after the 90 days are over

Closing of all DEIA teams groups, webinar series, webpages, department gatherings... Anything you can think of. This included the queer teams based communities that were just a place for people to chat

Related to this: our acting secretary sending out an email that sounds straight out of the fucking Gestapo, where "we are aware of efforts by some in government to deliberately redefine DEIA positions in an attempt to keep their jobs. If you know of this happening, here's an email line we've set up for tips. There won't be adverse consequences for reporting, however, failure to report may have adverse consequences"

What appears to have been trying to be a total freeze on federal spending, which threw literally everything into chaos, I was not able to follow it at all, but the hospital is still running so I'm assuming money is happening somewhere

Two strange emails from OPM.gov, marked EXTERNAL, saying they're testing a new distribution list and to please reply yes. These were considered so universally sus by employees that they had to come down from central office and confirm that yes, these are legit, please reply

A day later, an email from that same external address offering voluntary resignation, which I'm pretty sure is the bit that's been all over the news for (checks notes) being word for word the same email musk sent to Twitter before proceeding to Not Pay Them

A restriction on communication and travel. "No speaking engagements or attendance at public facing events, seminars, or conferences (unless approved by chief of staff) for 6 months. VA only events are excluded." Which was later clarified to mean "well if you're going for continuing Ed, as long as you aren't presenting, it's ok" but then backtracked to "it's probably ok but you still need approval which can take upwards of a month." Why are they restricting speaking at conferences? It's not a money thing because traveling for VA events still costs money. It's like they're looking to prevent staff from interacting with anyone external, for some reason

And today, an email this morning that "leadership has received guidance from the office of personnel management [regarding the EO about "gender ideology extremism and restoring biological truth"] and is working to execute the EO fully, faithfully, and thoughtfully."

This afternoon at 4:30, this began with an all employee email saying that all personal pronouns are being removed from Outlook display names by IT, which was a system implemented several years ago and broadly popular! But nope, we'll need to go back to guessing what genders new coworkers named Quinn, Alex, Morgan, and Taylor are.

(oh I forgot! I can't use the word gender at work anymore. Using Proper Terminology (as interpreted by our ~~~Illustrious President~~~) in all communications at work is now required)

It's been a fucking week and a half and I am so goddamn tired guys. Sorry I haven't been on again but I'm spending most of my energy on Not McFucking Losing It rn

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

Damian did not like DW, a girl half his age he met in the park. No he's not jealous of her size changing dog, shut up

Damian did not trust her when he learned the W stood for Whitney. No it's not because she and the dog are apparently also ninjas with how easily they both avoid him in the park, shut up

Damian did not stalk DW Nightingale to steal her dog, shut up

Damian was not ready to meet her father

Danny, happy: Damian, how are you?

Damian, shocked: You're supposed to be dead!

Danny "Commit to the Bit Fenton: I am dead. *Pretends to take off wig to reveal white hair* I'm just good at faking being alive

Damian: ...are you here because you adopted a child?

Danny: Oh no, she's mine. Also did you know ghosts can still breed?

Whitney is a pun on "with an i"

I love the dynamic between Damian and DW kinda reminds me of raccoons in an odd way for some reason ヘ(￣ω￣ヘ)

Also I might have just missed it but is this an AU where they are related/brothers?

Danny doing ghostly bullshit to do a wig pull is iconic.

( I kinda want to see that drawn kinda like Perry the Platypus

Damian: "DW's dad?"

Danny pulling his black hair off to reveal white hair underneath

Damian: "MY GHOST BROTHER!" )

ALSO!

Damian: "Ghost can breed, how does that work?"

Danny: " Yeah..so you know how a lot of parents tell young children that the way you make a baby is by kissing to not give them The Talk TM yet?

Totally legit with ghosts don't ask me why or how I was still in shock when my doctor was explaining it and missed more than half of what he was saying."

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Lu Guang's love language: Words of attack

The English subtitles for Link Click, from what I can see, universally translate Lu Guang's various insults towards Cheng Xiaoshi as "idiot." There may be a "moron" and "fool" or two in there, but I will be honest when I say that I don't really want to re-watch the entirety of seasons one and two to check. However, there is a little bit of subtlety in the exact words for "idiot" that Lu Guang uses.

Mandarin has… a lot of words for "idiot." Ones I can think off of the top of my head are 傻瓜，白痴，笨蛋， 蠢货，biao (an insult in the Muping dialect which I don't know the character for)，二百五，傻子，无脑，傻逼. For your reference, those are just the insults that specifically mean "stupid." If we get into other insults, we'd be here all day.

So the conclusion is that insults in Mandarin are an art. And man, does Lu Guang master said art perfectly. The insult he most commonly uses for Cheng Xiaoshi is 弱智 (ruozhi, weak intellect) which is one that allude to disability (please take this with a grain of salt! I really, truly don't know anything about the disabled Chinese community, so it's possible that it doesn't really carry the same meaning). This particular insult is interesting, because it's a really hard-hitting insult. Like, if I call someone 笨蛋 (bendan, stupid egg), it's a pretty weak, sometimes even affectionate term, frequently used by children. But ruozhi is an actual, legit insult, that someone will punch you for calling them. It's also something I would categorize as kind of an adolescent-young adult insult -- you would hear older folk using 蠢货 or 白痴 more often for "idiot." But Lu Guang calls Cheng Xiaoshi that like it's his second name.

The way Lu Guang uses the term, it takes on its own affectionate feel to it. He uses it whenever Cheng Xiaoshi's done or said something he's not happy with, even when the action isn't necessarily [being an idiot]. It's got a similar feel as a resigned sigh, or perhaps frustration.

But there are times when Lu Guang uses an insult that isn't ruozhi. During episode five of season one, while he's comforting Cheng Xiaoshi after a dive, he calls him 傻瓜 (shagua, stupid melon). Shagua is probably one of the most gentle of all the "idiot" insults, tied with maybe bendan. It's frequently used as a term of endearment, especially between couples (make of that what you will). The "stupid" in shagua also means a slightly different type of stupid than the one in bendan. If I had to define it, sha is stupid in terms of wisdom, and ben is stupid in terms of intelligence, in D&D terms. Like, if I failed my physics exam, I would be more ben. If I didn't read through my insurance policy before requesting my medication and had to cough up forty dollars for them (totally didn't happen just a few hours ago), I would be more sha. So Lu Guang, here, is calling Cheng Xiaoshi something like "unwise" or "naive," which is very fitting for the situation.

Interestingly, during Cheng Xiaoshi's flashback to Lu Guang in episode one of season two, Lu Guang cycles through three different insults: baichi, chunhuo, and bendan. Of these, baichi and bendan are within the "yeah couples call each other this sometimes" group, and chunhuo is a more genuine, demeaning insult. The fact that three of the nine different Lu Guang dialogues Cheng Xiaoshi flashes back to include Lu Guang calling him an idiot in various affectionate ways is pretty funny, I won't lie to you. There's also that a vast majority of the remembered sentences, even the ones that don't explicitly say "idiot," are basically Lu Guang clowning on Cheng Xiaoshi. As a side note, it's interesting that the last thing memory-Lu Guang says is bendan -- the softest, most childish insult, and the one with the most explicitly affectionate connotations in general use.

Lastly, in the twelfth episode of the second season, when the two are in the tunnels fighting and Cheng Xiaoshi tells Lu Guang to not push himself, Lu Guang responds with "baichi, you're not doing much better than me." In this case, he switches from ruozhi to baichi likely because it's a more serious situation, where the almost joking ruozhi wouldn't have been as appropriate. The stupid in baichi (the chi) is more of a "dim-witted" connotation, akin to calling someone slow or head-in-the-clouds.

In conclusion, Lu Guang's insults for Cheng Xiaoshi are:

弱智 (ruozhi) -- basically his nickname for Cheng Xiaoshi at this point, commonly used when he's annoyed with him or wants to make fun of him. Appears to be the default when Cheng Xiaoshi does something he doesn't like in a dive. 白痴 (baichi) -- the most commonly used alternative to ruozhi, I can't see any patterns of its usage. Seems to be the one he defaults to when the mood isn't right for ruozhi. 蠢货 (chunhuo) -- used only once (that I could see) in a sentence without context, so… /shrug 傻瓜 (shagua) -- a rarer insult, seems to be the one he uses when he's trying to comfort Cheng Xiaoshi but still needs to insult him. 笨蛋 (bendan) -- a more teasing, casual insult, one he flings out when he just wants to insult Cheng Xiaoshi in a non-serious situation.

[kp-alice]

Easy Target.

Summary: After returning home from work, you find a masked burglar in the middle of your living room. Luckily for you (and him), you're a bit more prepared than he'd anticipated.

AKA a totally legit burglar!sub!Yunho x pissed!hard dom!f!reader

Word count: 4 580

Warnings: roleplay (breaking in, guns, threatening), restraining, CBT, swearing, name-calling, so much begging and apologizing, hair-pulling, reader steps on Yunho for a second lol, reader checks in on Yunho mid-scene

A/N: This fic is the first part of my 2024 sub!Yunho Kinktober! The event's masterlist can be found here.

You sluggishly exit the elevator once the doors open on your apartment's floor, trudging your way down the corridor. It has been a long day at work and frankly, you can't wait to just get out of these heels and put on your favorite TV show.

But right as you reach your front door, you stop dead in your tracks.

The door's open.

Just a sliver, sure, but open nonetheless. Did you forget to close it this morning? Maybe the lock broke and it stopped shutting properly?

No, no, you were 100% certain you double-checked them when you were leaving. None of your friends know the passcode either, so there's no way it's any of them coming over. Besides, they'd definitely text or call you before letting themselves in like this, and you currently have zero notifications on your phone.

Something's wrong, you can feel it.

You barely hesitate when you reach into your bag to discard your phone and pull out your handgun instead. You've only had it for a few months now, but even just having it on hand already eases your anxiety a considerable bit. Of course, you're really hoping for all of this to be a false alarm, but one can never be too sure.

The cool plastic metal feels heavy in your hands as you slowly push the door open, just enough to slip through before shutting it again - properly this time. As quietly as possible, you force your legs to move down the hallway and further into the apartment. You silently curse at your choice of footwear today, but don't dare take them off now in fear of making too much noise or getting jumped in the process.

And the further you walk, the happier you are that you chose to do so. As you near the living room, you can hear the unmistakable sounds of someone shuffling about. Your heartbeat skyrockets at the sound, the realization that someone really is inside your home finally dawning on you.

Fuck, are they alone? Are they also armed? Will they try to fight you? Should you turn back and call the police?

No, you have to do this. With a weapon in hand and the intruder(s) seemingly oblivious to your presence, you know you'll have the upper hand.

Taking one, two, three deep breaths to steel yourself, you finally jump out from behind the corner.

"Hands up! A-and don't even think about doing anything stupid!"

You surprise yourself with the force in your voice, your subconscious seemingly working alongside you to make you seem as intimidating as possible. You can't afford to give these fuckers even a smidge of confidence, after all.

But as your eyes finally take in the scene, you realize there's just... one fucker.

One seemingly very startled fucker, in fact.

You can't see his face yet with his back to you, but you do see him almost jumping out of his skin at your sudden command. Noting his tall, broad frame, you're really grateful for the gun in your hands. Even just by his choice of clothes, you can tell this guy is up to no good; dressed in black from head to toe, beanie and face mask included. Judging by his awkward stance in front of the TV, you guess he was probably looking to steal it.

Finally registering your command, he slowly raises his hands up. As he stands there, frozen, you notice they're shaking. Good.

"Turn around," you spit, "slowly."

Once again, he complies, a bit faster this time, granting you a proper look at his face. His (admittedly very pretty) eyes are wide with surprise, but the moment they see the gun pointing right at him, that surprise turns to fear. You can't help the wave of excitement from washing over you at the sight of his meek form, seemingly powerless against you. This big, strong man, obeying your every command without question.

Ehm. Let's focus for now (and ignore the thought he's very likely feeling the exact same rush right now for the sake of your own sanity).

Fidgeting with the handgun in your hand to get a better grip, your voice gains more confidence. "What are you doing in my apartment?"

The question clearly takes the stranger by surprise, but he quickly tries to compose himself and answer. "I-I was- well- they told me to come here, I'm sorry!"

Huh. Sounds like he's alone, then.

You spare a glance away from him for just a second, long enough to briefly examine the scene around you. Luckily, you don't see any potential weapons around. What does catch your eye, however, is the matching black duffel bag on the floor a few feet away from you. From the opening at the top, you can see some of your more expensive belongings poking out, even further confirming the stranger's intentions. But then, in a smaller side pocket, you spot a coil of rope.

An idea immediately forms in your mind.

"Listen to me," you bark, "you're gonna go in the kitchen and bring me a chair, got it? And don't even think about running, you're not getting anywhere with this." Waving the gun in your hand for emphasis, you point your other hand in the direction of the kitchen. Confusion flicks through his eyes for a second, but he obeys nevertheless. His steps are careful and slow, making sure he makes no sudden moves to set you off any further.

Setting the chair down in the middle of the living room, Yunho the stranger waits for further instructions.

"Fuck are you waiting for? Sit down."

As he gets seated on the chair facing away from you, you move over to his bag to retrieve the rope. When you pull it out, though, you're surprised to see a pair of handcuffs fall out alongside it. They clink against the floor, and you hear the man stiffen in his seat.

"Mind telling me what these two are for?" You ask, dangling the items in his face from behind. You notice his hands are neatly placed in his lap, trying to seem as non-threatening as possible. The clear show of submission excites you more than you care to admit.

"Those, um," he gulps dryly, "the- the rope's for securing all the stuff together in case there's a lot."

"And the handcuffs?"

He lets out a shaky exhale, head dropping. "Those... those were there in case things went south- I'm sorry, okay?! I promise I'll never do anything like this ever again, just- please! Please let me go, I'm sorry!"

"Shut up and put your hands behind your back," you command, ignoring his begs. When he doesn't move fast enough, you press the gun to the back of his head and yell, "I said hands behind your back!"

He whimpers in fear but listens this time, moving his hands back obediently. You yank at one of his wrists, clicking one part of the handcuffs around it before doing the same with the other arm. Tugging at the chain connecting the two parts, you make sure they're secure before pulling back to untangle the rope.

You're faced with zero protests as you circle the rope around the chair and the man's torso, effectively trapping him to it. Checking the rope one more time, you finally shuffle around to stand before him. "There we go. You're not going anywhere until the cops arrive, you hear me?"

When he looks up again, you're ready for more begs and protests, already prepared to shut them down before dialing the police. What you aren't expecting, however, are the tears - actual, real tears - blurring the guy's vision. (Guess Yunho's a much better actor than you'd thought.)

"Pl-please don't call the police," he starts up again, "I know I fucked up, and y-you have all the right to be mad at me, but please, please let me go. This is the first time I've ever done anything like this, it wasn't even my idea, I swear! I promise I'll never- I just- please."

You meet his pleading eyes with a cold, hard look. Saying you're mad would be an understatement; you're positively furious. Somewhere along the way, all of your initial horror and anxiety turned into pure rage, boiling at the fucking audacity of this asshole-

And yet, you can't help but feel a bit bad, too. Despite your obvious mistrust of this complete stranger, the sincerity in his voice does soften you up a little bit.

Besides, if this really wasn't his idea, you should know who to actually send the police after, right? So, really, you can't go wrong with a little questioning. After all, you can just stop at any time and call the cops instead. You can't lose anything by interrogating this prick, he's in the palm of your hand anyway.

"I'll think about it," you finally declare, watching his eyes glimmer with hope, "but you have to answer my questions."

He nods immediately, looking as pitiful as he can.

"Alright then, pretty boy," you mock, slipping his face mask off one ear and then the other before tossing it to the side. His beanie follows suit, revealing a mess of silky, dark locks. "What's your name?"

The man hesitates. "Mingi."

You pause, looking at him incredulously for a second, making him nervous in response.

"W-what?"

"Babe, I'm not calling you Mingi while we're fucking," you whisper, as if that won't break the scene any more than Yunho already has.

"But- why would I actually tell you my real name in this scenario?!" Yunho whisper-shouts back at you. "Besides, we agreed to act like Mingi had sent me here, so it makes sense that I'd want to get back at him and-"

"Okay, okay! I get it!" You interrupt him, exasperated. "Just- let me fix this, then."

Yunho, the absolute brat that he is, lets out a small giggle at your visible irritation. His smile is cut short, however, as the snap of your fingers alerts him to resume his role. Taking a deep breath with his eyes closed, he re-opens them to find you looking equally serious again.

"I-it's Mingi, ma'am."

Yunho should have expected you to get back at him for his small bout of disobedience, yet the startled yelp he lets out is completely genuine. His head is forced back as you pull on his hair, making sure it stings just enough to make him listen again.

"Did you really think you could fool me with such a pathetic lie?!" You grit through your teeth, tightening your grip. "Stop fucking stuttering and look at me when you're talking. I'm already being way too nice for your ass, the least you can do is be honest."

"Yes, ma'am," Yunho stutters out, eyes glazing over anew, "I'm sorry."

"If you're really sorry, then start talking," you hiss, roughly releasing your hold on him. "Don't forget who's in charge here."

Yunho nods meekly, eyes flitting downwards before he remembers your orders and meets your gaze again. "I- my real name's Yunho, Jeong Yunho."

"There you go," you say in a sickly sweet, patronizing tone, and nudge his leg with your foot. "That wasn't so hard, was it? Now tell me, who's this Mingi you were talking about?"

"He, um, he's the friend that sent me here," Yunho hesitantly admits, "all of this was pretty much planned by him - the place, the time, the specific apartment I'd go to, everything."

"And why didn't he go himself, huh? Why would he send you if you're as innocent as you claim?"

Yunho shrugs, anxiety visibly spiking in his body as you keep asking additional questions with no freedom in sight. "He just said I'd be better for the job and that he'd give me a small cut, that's really all there is to it."

You hum to yourself thoughtfully, looking the man up and down. It's hard not to comment on the boner already pressing against his jeans, but you know better. For now. "Sounds like you should find some better friends, Yunho," you comment, making him nod ashamedly, bottom lip trembling, "ones that won't get the police called on you."

His eyes widen again at the threat, and the begging immediately resumes from where he'd left off. You quickly shush him again with a finger against his lips, the gun in your other hand pressing into his thigh as a reminder to do as you say. He immediately shuts up again, making you smile and pet his hair condescendingly. "That's right. Remember, you're in no place to be making demands right now. Your freedom's in my hands - and potentially your life, if you really decide to try me."

No whining this time, just compliant silence. Looks like he's finally learned his lesson.

"So, to the important stuff," you begin again, "what exactly were your intentions here?"

"It's just as I've said," Yunho replies, "Mingi scoped out the area first before telling me to come here and get as many valuables as I could."

"Steal, you mean."

"I- yeah," he admits with a sigh, dropping his head down again. You allow it this time, feeling like he won't try to lie to you again after your... gentle reminder.

"Okay," you say, processing all of the information so far, "so you came here alone, right? Is Mingi gonna pick you up anytime soon?"

Yunho shakes his head. "No, I drove here myself. He told me it would be a quick and easy job, anyway."

That makes you pause. At your silence, Yunho's head lifts back up to look at you, only to see your eyes narrowing suspiciously.

"And why exactly did you two think this would be a 'quick and easy job'?"

Yunho shivers at your tone, a strange feeling that he's just massively fucked up washing over him. Nevertheless, he answers honestly, as you've demanded from him. "W-well, you know... You're a single woman living alone, the house would probably be empty since you work long hours, and even if something were to go wrong..."

All of the anger you've managed to suppress suddenly reignites at his words, making you see red. "Then what!?"

Yunho shrinks in on himself, looking like some frightened, cornered animal. "Then it would be easy to overpower you and run away, okay?! That's what Mingi said, not me!"

Another whimper cuts through the air as you yank his head back by his hair again and lean right into him, faces mere inches apart.

"Always this Mingi guy, huh?" You speak venomously, clenching your jaw. "When will you start taking accountability yourself? If you didn't think the same of me, you would have never stepped foot into my home. You think I'm some easy fucking target?!"

"No! I swear I don't! Please, please let me go, I'll do anything!" Yunho sounds absolutely terrified now, eyes almost overflowing with tears as you pull on his hair again.

"Oh, don't even think about leaving this place unscathed now," you mutter, mostly to yourself, but a shiver still runs down Yunho's spine. "Fuck the cops. I'll make sure you learn a real lesson today, Jeong Yunho."

"Please, I'm sorry," Yunho begs again, though he himself isn't sure what for anymore. Just a few minutes ago, he would have been crying tears of joy at the idea of you untying him, but now? He can only shake in his seat and wait for whatever you have in store for him.

"Get on the ground," you command, throwing the rope to the side while keeping an eye on the man before you. As best as he can with his hands still cuffed, he clumsily rises from the chair, drops to his knees, and flops down on his stomach.

Mustering all his core strength, he tries to roll over, but a sudden sharp pain in his back stops him. Squirming under the pointy pressure, he quickly realizes it's the bottom of your high heels.

"Don't even think about moving before I let you," you scold him, adding even more weight onto his back to see him wince and hiss to your liking. "Look at you." You lift your foot, only to then press it back down a few inches to the side. Yunho groans, tensing under you. "Lying on the floor under me. Not so high and mighty now, are we? Am I still an easy target to you?"

"No!" Yunho whines, voice strained under your weight. "I should have never come here, I'm sorry!"

"'s what I thought," you retort, changing spots and pressing down one more time for good measure. Judging by his gasps, you guess you picked an extra sensitive spot.

"Come on," you urge as you move off him, nudging his side with your shoe, "roll over."

Yunho complies with a huff, turning on his back with his hands still trapped together underneath him. You observe him for a second or two, admiring his pretty, disheveled hair and the expanse of his chest filling out the thin, black turtleneck. Looking into his eyes, though, you can see the telltale signs of him slowly slipping into a different headspace.

"How are we faring, thief? What's your color?"

Despite his chest still rapidly rising and falling and his mind halfway gone, Yunho lets out a soft chuckle, staring up at the ceiling with almost loving eyes.

"The greenest green that has ever greened."

It takes all your strength not to break right then and there, watching his dopey smile and fucked-out expression. Of course he's having a blast.

"Good," you say firmly, adjusting back into your stern, angry persona, "because I'm going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget."

Moving to stand between his legs, you kick them even further apart. Yunho looks down in alarm, but bends them at the knees nevertheless, making sure you have enough room.

Shoving the toy handgun into your back pocket for now, you carefully lift one leg. Yunho watches your every move, eyes wide as saucers. Trailing your way up the back of his thigh, you softly press into the soft muscle. Yunho's leg quivers at the sensation, feeling jumpy from your shoes being so close to his most sensitive area.

Moving on from his thigh, you shift over to his perineum and up to his balls, lightly teasing him over his jeans before pressing down with the sole of your shoe. Yunho lets out a desperate, strained sound, eyebrows furrowing at the confusing yet delicious mix of pain and pleasure.

"Wow, would you look at that?" You exclaim in mock surprise, "I wanted to punish you and you're getting hard instead. You're really pathetic, aren't you? And to think you were so cocky coming here."

This time, Yunho doesn't even have the willpower to respond, only nodding meekly while his face turns red. Or, well, even redder than it was before.

"You're something else, I swear," you huff in faux annoyance, pushing down on him one last time before stepping off again. "Let's up the ante then, shall we? Shoes off."

Without a word of complaint or even a semblance of hesitance, Yunho kicks his shoes in a random direction. He doesn't even have to be told to lift his hips when you unbuckle and pull down his pants.

"You've gone really quiet, Yunho," you pout at him mockingly, eliciting a whimper in response. "Have you finally learned your lesson?"

"Yes!" He cries out, giving you his best puppy dog eyes to really try and convince you. "I'll never think of you as an easy target again! A-a-and I'll never, ever come here again, I promise!"

But all of his efforts seem to be in vain as he watches you silently shake your head in disapproval, only to then step between his legs once more. Yunho bites down on his bottom lip as he looks up at you from below, electrifying anticipation running down his body. With his hands trapped beneath his back, he really feels at your mercy now. Completely vulnerable under you, clad in nothing but his turtleneck and boxers, he can only wait for whatever you decide to give him.

"I don't know, thief," you begin, giving him a sad, pitying look, "you look like you're loving this more than anything else. I'm afraid you've learned nothing at all. But don't worry," a wicked smile spreads across your lips as you speak, "I'll make sure we fix that right now."

Just like before, he watches as you lift your foot, but this time, instead of moving toward him, it moves back. He has an idea of what's to come, creating a mix of arousal and unease in his stomach.

"Ready?"

"Please."

And that's all it took for your foot to swing forward, hitting the tent in his boxers.

Yunho moans at the overwhelming sensation, back arching off the floor while his hips desperately try to buck up for more. The laughter it elicits from you only makes him harder, much to his embarrassment.

"Are you serious?" You question, awestruck. "Are you so pathetic that even something like this turns you on?"

Yunho nods eagerly, still squirming under you with his brows furrowed. "Yes! I should have never thought myself above you, I'm sorry!"

"Look at you, finally starting to learn your place," you coo down at him, grinding your shoe into his erection. You alter between pressing down and light kicks, watching the man writhe beneath you as his chest heaves up and down. There is a moment every now and then where you get a bit unsure whether what you're doing is still okay or not, but the growing wet patch on the front of his underwear reassures you every time.

You almost stop once more when you see him tear up again, but all plans of doing so are quickly thrown out the window when you hear the softest, most desperate "I-I'm close".

Truth be told, Yunho's been really close for a while now, even before you untied him and made him lie down. He's been dreaming of this scenario for so long; something about the combination of silly role-playing and intense kinks really gets to him. He also realizes how strange that might sound, though, and so it took him a long time to even gather his courage and tell you about it. And now that it's finally happening? He feels like he's in the most beautiful, degenerate heaven imaginable.

And judging by the wicked, excited spark in your eyes, he can tell you're enjoying yourself just as much.

"Aw, is the cocky little thief gonna cum? Just from me kicking him on the ground?" You ridicule him even further, forcing another whimper from him, which turns into a full-on sob as your foot comes down on his crotch again. "You're ridiculous."

The wet patch on his boxers is glistening now, some of it even sticking to your shoe before you press it back into the fabric, spreading his precum all over.

"Y/N, please," he begs again, using your actual name this time, "I really can't hold it anymore."

"Then let go, my pretty little thing," you reply softly, contrasting the unrelenting teasing of your foot over his boxers, "you did so well, you deserve it."

Yunho thanks you in a weak whine, throwing his head back and closing his eyes to freely enjoy the pleasure now. And it only takes a couple more strokes up and down his cock before his hips buck up uncontrollably, an almost pained expression pulling on his face. You watch as his stomach tenses repeatedly with each wave of pleasure crashing against him, mesmerized by the utter bliss radiating off him. Only for him to drop back down again a few seconds later, every muscle in his body going lax with a loud, relieved groan. You can still feel him twitching under your foot, some of his cum even leaking out through the soaked front of his boxers.

When Yunho opens his eyes again, you're still standing over him, though with a much softer, caring smile on your face. Still feeling fuzzy, he can only watch wordlessly as you kneel by his side. With some help on his part, you get him to sit up before reaching around to uncuff him with the small key you hid in your back pocket. With his hands now free, Yunho rests them against the floor to support himself while he focuses on coming down from his haze. You watch on in silence as the usual spark in his eyes slowly returns.

"You were such a good boy," you murmur, leaning over to press a kiss to his temple. "Did so well for me."

A shiver runs down his spine at the praise, bringing your attention to the turtleneck he still has on. Without hesitation, you gently make him raise his arms, pulling the top off his sweaty chest to let the apartment air cool him off a bit.

"How are you feeling?" You ask, making his eyes finally focus on you.

"Incredible," he breathes out in the most content of sighs, a small chuckle escaping him as he feels the fuzz of his subspace still tingling in his brain.

"I wasn't too rough with you, was I?" You go on, but he shakes his head vehemently.

"Not at all, don't worry," he reassures you with a bashful smile. "It was the perfect amount, actually."

You stand up again before offering Yunho a hand. He gracefully takes it, finally looming above you at full height again. Despite his size, though, it's still you who reaches out to grab his waist, tugging him closer to press a chaste kiss to his lips. "Thank you for letting me do all of this, by the way. You have no idea how much it means to me that you trust me so much."

Yunho lets out a small chuckle, averting his gaze. "Please, I should be the one thanking you." Just as you did with him, he holds your hips and presses you even closer before nuzzling his nose against yours. "You literally just made one of my wildest fantasies come true. I'm still feeling all warm and gooey from it. I can never thank you enough for this."

There was no need to say anything after that, leaving the two of you to silently bask in the afterglow.

"...So, shower?" You offered, breaking the quiet with a peck to his lips.

"Yes, please," he breathed out. "Only if you're joining, though."

"Don't worry," you said, giving him a soft smile. "I'll be with you the whole time."

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