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Baby Junior's First Steps (based on a scene from Bluey)
Prompt from my buddy @vadfannypack! Everyone thank them Right NoW!!
#tmnt#rottmnt#casey jones#casey jones jr#april o'neil#tmnt sunita#cassandra jones#don't call her Cass/Cassie#my art#I've never watched Bluey but I love how into it my friends are#anyways ermmm if anyone mentions the turtles vis-a-vis parenting Junior you're getting Blocked I'm not dealing with you#they help SURE but I SWEAR if another female character's development gets shafted in favor of a male character's I'm going to EXPLODE#Casey gets to be Junior's mom for a good while before she dies and you can pry that belief from my cold dead hands#I don’t play about curating my social media experience if I don’t like your vibe I don’t have to see you#anyways anyways yippeee adorable babu Juniorrrr I had a LOT of fun drawing these and almost died from cuteness aggression
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Supersons +1 prompt answer
If you asked Danny, 12 year old half-ghost hero of Amity Park, how half-life was going, he'd tell you things were mixed.
On the one hand, he had just spent the last three or four months in family/scientist/'this house is a death trap waiting to happen' therapy with Jazz, and by some miracle, it worked. He wasn't sure if this was some kind of dream as his parents poured over years upon years of research, crossing out lines, rewriting equations, and reevaulating everything they thought they knew about ghosts.
Was the shudders family therapy worth not going over how they'd like to dissect him? he's still not sure. The horror.
Not to mention the attention. Danny was sure he was going to throw up if his parents drag him away for more bonding time, only for a ghost to attack and for him to run off to transform. What made it worse was when the Fentons came barrelling out, guns blazing, alternating between getting mad that he'd interrupted their family time, and asking him questions about "Your suspicious spook culture, if you even have one you dangerous delusional delinquent!"
At least they were trying, but Danny was very much comfortable not spilling the beans on the whole half-ghost situation, thank you very much.
And that's why, when Dad proposed to take him to Gotham to show off their latest invention, he jumped at the chance. The home city of the Batman, one of the greatest heroes known to man (except for Martian Manhunter and Superman of course) and Dad promised to take him to Gotham Observatory too. Not to mention how much he wanted to get away from Jazz's smug looks of superiority. Gotham here he comes!
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Damian Wayne scowled as he scanned the crowed of scientists with more smarts than sense. Really, a flying toilet seat. For what deviant?
"Maybe they're for people who can fly." Kent piped up beside him. Father had let the two of them run off together, and his company was mildly more appealing than being alone with his thoughts.
"Why would Superman ever need to relieve himself mid-air. I do not believe you would appreciate your father's rear end being on display for all the world to see."
"True." Jon hummed. His voice lowered to a whisper. "You think indecent exposure is what your dad meant by "scoping out any potential future villains?"
Damian gave Jon a flat look. The sooner this convention ended, the better.
The crowded shifted, and the mass of visitors pushed toward a certain corner, where a man large enough to rival Superman's build stood upon a podium, with a boy their age off to the side.
"Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you the latest in FentonWorks' innovations, the Fenton Ghost Zone Radar, soon to revolutionise the study of ghosts!"
"I thought ghosts were a magic thing." Jon said. "You know, stuff Constantine and JLD deal with."
"They are."
"Mixing magic and science is like, like, oil and water. No way this guy's serious, is he?"
"His name is Jack Fenton. That's Daniel Fenton, his son." Damian pointed to the boy in question, looking like he'd seen this scene a hundred times before, but with that knowing glint that promised something deeper. "They're normally spotted alongside Jack's wife, Madeline. Widely regarded as quacks by the larger scientific community for chasing paper-thin theories about ghosts, they've nonetheless gained funding from the government. This is the first time they've left their base of operations in Amity Park for years."
"Woah, you know your stuff, Dami!"
Damian glared at the young Superboy in disguise. "I read the briefing files. Didn't you?"
Kent looked uncomfortable and looked away. "Uhh, maybe?"
"Typical."
"Well, if he's so crazy, then why'd your dad even let him in." Upon another scathing glare, Kent relented. "Oh right, the whole supervillain thing."
"Enough chatter. We'll zero in on the younger Fenton. I intend to squeeze him like a grape, and make Father proud."
"Dami maybe you should be a little nicer-" Only for Damian to march off without him.
Honestly, inane niceties were above someone of his status. Those things were Superboy's job, and if Daniel Fenton wouldn't crack, then Damian was itching to try a new torture technique.
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#damn that was a good ride guess#we'll die now that's pretty cool#dpxdc#danny fenton#danny phantom#dcxdp#dp x dc#damian wayne#jon kent#i don't nkow what im doing#im an amateur writer plz forgive me#inspired by prompt#still dont know how to do this stuff#uhh the only media i've watched with these kids is Battle of the Supersons 3D movie#it was pretty good#but man the fact that the kids just chill on the watchtower as it crashes to earth and they're like and i'm like WHAT YOU'RE 13 YEARS OLD N#unless ur name is Danny i guess since the original show has him be hilariously chill about a lot of things including his parents trying to#bitchslap him with ghost guns#supersons#soup persons
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@diminuel been desperately waiting these past couple weeks to finally get the free time to sketch the grumiest, brattiest, sassiest girl of any RA (and eventually, Navy) recruit's nightmares
#listen the average pirate can only tolerate wearing so much gold#so when you're the looks-concious female relative of like. 3-4 pirates. You end up with a LOT of jewlery and golden trinkets#they love her and vice verse#but she KNOWS she glitters like a jewelry box#No way Dragon isn't abusing RA resources to keep his last and tiniest baby safe and watched and accounted for 24/7#Garp would be soooo smug if that's why she joined the marines#Dragon's worst parenting missteps need to be reflected back in the kid that looks the most like him#and is also the least like him in circumstances and experiences
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I hope this haunts everyone supporting and excusing this. I hope the thought of innocent people, elders, men, women, children, babies, keeps whoever won't do anything to stop this awake at night for the rest of their lives.
Palestinian men and boys in Gaza describe the torture, humiliation, and dehumanization that they suffered during their time as captives of the Israeli occupation forces. “They forced us to make dogs’ sounds,” one man tells the camera. “If you refused to do so, they would beat you.” Another tells the reporter, “When they saw us falling asleep, they would come with a lighter and burn our backs with it.”
“Every hour was like years,” the same man says. “The torture was unbelievable.” Reports have emerged in recent days of mass roundups, torture, and execution of men and boys in Beit Hanoun and other parts of north Gaza. Detainees were identified by loved ones and others in the community who recognized them from the photos the occupation forces have been releasing.
As more footage and testimony are released, the depth of the horrors inflicted upon our people in Gaza are being brought to light. While we may never know the full extent of those horrors, what we already know is enough for any person of conscience to be able to identify as war crimes that are as depraved as they are systematic.
“My message for the world is to look at those detainees,” the final detainee tells viewers. “We are respected people. We are not animals.”
Via palestinianyouthmovement
Video Aljazeera
#america israel and most world cpuntries are being fucking dumbasses right now#boycott america#boycott israel#boycott disney#boycott mcdonalds#boycott starbucks#free palestine#palestine#free gaza#gaza#children of gaza#cease fire in gaza#the children are dying#the children are in danger#look at what they're doing#if you're a parent watch this#i hope this haunts israel for the rest of their lives#i hope this haunts everybody supporting and excusing this#children#israel#israel is a terrorist state#save the children#israel is committing genocide#israel is a war criminal#israel is a settler colony#israel is an apartheid state#cease fire in gaza permanently#pro palestine#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#cease fire in gaza permantly
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The way I will simply never recover from this page:
Vegeta's Panic and then IMMEDIATE affection for his new baby
Vegeta being excited to have a daughter
Goku assuming his wife Magic'd their children out of herself
Supreme Kai being embarrassed for Goku
Beerus getting wasted
Bulma saying she will raw dog her husband frequently and expeditiously with her whole chest, in front of god and everybody
Whis being like 'i gotchu babe 💅 but i gotta borrow ur man first or there'll be no more boning for anybody lol'
#i have tried to watch the anime and it is just so SO far off course I can't do it I can't stomach that shit anymore lol#it's not even the same series it's like a team of guys going 'be vigilant guys goku can't be funny or interesting under any circumstances'#'Make sure nobody gets a personality outside of their Token Trope we don't want to have to trust our audience at all got it??'#this anime did toriyama's writing so dIRTYYYY LOL no WONDER he didn't watch the anime for his shows it's BAD out here#i'm being a hater i'm sorry but the anime is SO AFRAID of Goku having flaws and the manga really is just CHOICE#especially if you're a vegebul stan they're so solid they're so quietly and comfortably in love#the anime is just tsundere'ing him through his dad era for some reason even though he and Bulma are fully the Squad Parents in the manga#Piccolo is Team Grandpa and we stan an icon#Vegeta had one (1) Reaction to PDA and then Did His Best to navigate it and Try -- and the next time we see Bulma she's pregnant lmao#dbtag
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Selkie YN offering to show Eclipse her pup without her skin but then taking it as a chance to try and get away with her baby would be baaaad idea
Selkie Y/N is uber protective of your seal coat and your baby's, and escaping to keep both of yours safe would be a desperate effort, but Eclipse knows when prey you get skittish, looking for a way out. With your baby in your arms, you don't get far on human legs and your pup is too young to go into the water without significant aid and protection.
It's a bit feeble in his mind, you trying to leave, but that just speaks to how you belong with him.
Eclipse catches you, gently, as you are holding your baby, but Eclipse still makes it clear that he thinks you might need to stay closer. You and your pup. His growl is right in your ear. He'll remind you to be good. Then, not letting you go, he'll swim you and your pup back to familiar waters, where you're going to stay. He'll see to it.
#puffpuffpomf#he might threaten your coat here but he knows you're just being a good parent watching out for your young#so he just doubles down on providing and ensure that you're aware of his protection (and claim)#apex polarity#selkie!reader#fluffball#orca!eclipse
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Mystic, how do you feel about having a son now?
I- he- well-
He's not biologically my son but I guess he is emotionally and I don't know how to feel, I've never acted like this and would I even be a good parent or what?
#ooc tags#Mystic is very conflicted#he has no idea how to parent#meanwhile Troi is watching silently#thinking:#'You're a great parent actually'
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shows don't have to be marketed as queer. in fact, please surprise me
#SURPRISE QUEERS MAKE ME FERAL SKANSJJW#when you're watching a show and your like well theyre gay but#AND THEN THEY ARE#AND NOT AS A TRAGIC SECRET#yk like. in an ensemble cast this guy has toxic parents this guy has this this guy's gay like#no actually#they just get a queer love interest#see: jatp#but jatp isnt like WHOA A QUEER SHOW#NOTHING WRONG W THAT#WE NEED HEARTSTOPPERS#WE NEED YOUNG ROYALS#but. we also need shows like jatp#i literally cannot think of any more examples#lowkey she-ra#and dont get me started on the#my girlfriend is super cool and i'm a woman#see we have queer rep#but you actually dont cauze theyre not on screen and its so offhand and awkward#you think you tricked us? we still see the all white cishet cast#hi we know youre there#hopefully#stranger things#will remedy this#byler#please save us#lgbtqia#lgbtq
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Last night I was watching Kotaro Lives Alone clips before sleeping. So now today I opened Wind Breaker's manga, hoping to read some shounen touchy fights and fools fooling around—
Instead I got face slapped by Suzuri and Hajime's stories.
I'm not fine. I can't stop thinking about tissues and what Sakura's past must be like if the other stories in this manga are like this.
I mean, he seems to be someone who learns from what he observes and experiences, trying to get the best out of it. He's really pensative. When people at Makochi were slightly kind to him (like Kotoha saying thank you and giving him a meal— that's just— wtf, Sakura's unknown hometown?!) he pays it back with kindness (protecting her).
Even before that, he went and helped her expecting her to run away or something, not gratitude (which only talks about how good he is, besides making me sad, ofc). But he had not idea what being treated with kindness feels like. Little buddy was surprised when Togame, the guy he was going to fight to, called him without honorifics, saying it's the first time someone called his name like that.
Just— how many tissues I'm going to need if the author goes in detail about his backstory? And how many more am I going to need when I remember Kotaro and tv guy ate them?
#I'm never gonna be able to watch a single full chapter of kotaro lives alone#i can only watch clips here and there#or i'll die out of sadness#went to read a shounen manga expecting to feel better#i feel worse#if you're curious you can search the video in youtube#but don't do it if you're feeling down#you're going to cry ugly#wind breaker#kotaro lives alone#how to break my heart in less than ten minutes: a guide#suzuri didn't help#nor hajime's parents#hajime umemiya#I'm hungry now
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Loki telling the Avengers he's never had a family before them all and Thor is sitting in the back of the room spitting out his coffee sobbing crying he feels sick to his stomach
#Thor like THEN WHAT AM I????#Loki like YOU'RE LIVING HERE TOO WHAT"S THE PROBLEM????#Thor like you very much had a family you have a family what was Asgard to you the past millennia and a half#Loki like um a fake family i thought we went over that when it was clear they lied to me (and you) our entire lives ?#Thor should feel sick about it actually#I don't think Thor ever Got the fact that if Loki was being disowned/separating himself from the family that includes. their parents.#i don't think he comprehended that if Loki doesn't consider them his parents anymore he wouldn't consider them his parents anymore#i think Thor just assumes it's symbolic or something or that inevitably Loki will get over it and come back btw#i think that should happen if post-Avengers 1 Loki is banished to Earth#and I think Thor should actually be upset and feel sick aobut it#i think Thor didn't understand that being lied to hurt Loki even when he watched Loki let go on the bifrost
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From this article:
"The article included photos of several handwritten lists of books that students have requested their libraries bring in. Normally, librarians would order these right away to keep students’ interests, as long they are a good fit for the collection. Now, librarians are holding onto these long lists in the hopes they can order them in the future — in the meantime, though, many students have gotten tired of waiting and stopped going to the library at all."
That's the goal. That's why they're doing this. Don't let them win.
#libraries#school libraries#American libraries#banned books#censorship#reading#children's services#YA services#teen services#literacy#read banned books#that's where the good stuff is#ask your parents or a librarian if they think you're ready#and parents: TALK TO YOUR DAMN KIDS ABOUT WHAT THEY READ#and what they watch see and hear#this is fascism
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the hc that susie & bandana dee have this parent-child dynamic will never die in my heart, i imagine that ever since they met for the kirby battle royale trailer they've just had this sort of friendship
like i imagine susie would cut & peel him apple slices, pack him lunch with all his favorite foods, provide him spare change in case of an emergency, celebrate his successes no matter the size, excessively worry about whether he's wearing enough/had enough sleep/eating well, or provide him guidance if he's struggling with something --generally things that are similar to how a parent would care for their child (this is from the perspective of someone from an east asian cultural context where some of these actions that appear odd are very conventional ways of displaying affection from parents)
it's cute & she does these things because she can see a lot of herself in bandana dee (the girlfailure) & wants him to have the opportunity for, if not a normal, then at least a happy & safe(r) childhood unlike the one she got
god forbid she watch him fight some newly arisen ancient godly entity with kirby the third time today.
#kirby headcanons#susie haltmann#bandana waddle dee#kirby#watch out metadad & galactadad because sumama is in town (haha do you get the pun it's a play on her full name susanna)#(hahamann could be a pretty good contender though: 母 (haha) meaning “mother” in japanese)#i know dedede is basically like the parent of bandana dee but a local cutting board can dream ;;#besides he's a king so he's like the dad to ALL waddle dees#also i feel like susie needs more friends in her life that she can really relate with on a fundamental level#like mk magolor taranza & the mage sisters are good#but mk seems like the type to just listen/rarely give input & be put on a pedestal by susie rather than feel relatable to her#(being a listener isn't bad at all --the issue is that susie idolizes him)#the mage sisters strike me as the type of friends you're good friends with but you talk to them once in a blue moon#(also not bad-- if you're still friends with someone despite not contacting them for a few years that's genuinely one strong friendship)#taranza & magolor are just bad influences. probably in general. magolor actively encouraging & taranza accidentally. banger trio though#every cell in my body wants to say she'd give the same treatment to sailor dee too
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I can't sleep so I'm just laying here in the dark thinking about how at least 3 different sets of "older brother raised younger brother and so the older one is both brother and parental guardian" sets of fictional characters have given be brainrot at different periods in my life.
#in case you're wondering it's:#sonic and tails (from sonic obvs)#guy cecil and luke fon fabre (from tales of the abyss)#and [long suffering sigh] dean and sam winchester (from supernatural 😔)#the tales of the abyss one is so canon it's actually spelled out in-game by Luke's actual father#it's in a sidequest but he says to Guy: ''You are Luke's father - brother - and irreplaceable friend''#of these 3 sonic and tails have the fewest issues and angst points#and sam and dean have the worst#which is funny when you remember Guy's intention was to murder Luke before he ended up raising him#(it's a long story. Luke's dad murdered Guy's whole family on Guy's 5th birthday)#even then Guy and Luke are still healthier than the Winchesters. but the Winchesters put the bar in hell lmao#anyway. apparently complicated sibling relationships that blur the line btwn best friend & sibling & parent#is a trope that RLY fucking gets me#i blame Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. i watched it when i was like 4. it wired my brain#DiC Animation is responsible for my tastes in fiction
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kuroba toichi you need to stay dead or im going to fucking kill you myself
#you sick son of a bitch#if you truly love your son you wouldnt be alive#it's bad enough that you basically left the mantle for your teenage son to take up but you actually being alive????????#you just out there living your life while your son is destroying his relationships chasing after something that you started????????#his very motivation is your death and it's not even real??? the utter fucking betrayal???#and maybe being kid has kade him a better magician and has helped him find out more about himself#but he shouldve been able to have a choice if he even wanted to be kid at all it shouldnt have been a responsibility pushed upon him#AND IF YOU ARE FUCKING ALIVE AND YOU'RE JUST WATCHING YOUR SON RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WITH PRIDE INSTEAD OF GUILT YHEN YOU CAN#GO FUCK YOURSELF#Honestly the worst#also that theory that maybe chikage is travelling the world because she KNOWS toichi is alive and she's with her elevates this fuckery into#a whole different level#anyway go read cuethesun's tomorrow and the next day#good fucking food and bad parent chikage and toichi enjoyers will be pleased ;>#lol#dc prattles#as much as i want happy everybody is alive kuroba family#i need touichi and chikage if she knows too to feel the repercussions of their horrible parenting and i need kaito to be able to let himself#feel the hurt and betrayal that he is justified to feel even if he is happy that his dad is alive#but i dont trust gosho to handle that nicely if anything i think hes gonna just handwave it and wont address it properly#anyway my point is i just need more hurt and angry kaito also if shinichi is there im happy#sorry i sneaked in a kaishin i cant stop the brainrot unfortunately theres no cure 🤚😔#ALSO DONT GET ME STARTED WITH BAD PARENT KUDOS OOOOOHHHH
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...Mama y Papa
#Kafka go away you're not my mom anymore#these are my parents now (i dont ship it btw)#(currently watching HSR cutscenes)#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr welt#hsr himeko#welt yang#himeko#star rail welt#star rail himeko#honkai: star rail
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The more times I re-watch Lost the madder I get that ANYONE still wants to leave the island once they discover there are showers and processed foods. What more do you even need? Smartphone-induced insomnia?? Office jobs????? Robocalls??? Vacuuming???? INCOME TAX????????
#I am specifically referring to the characters without any family or decent relationships back home lol#but like#I have parents and a sister and nephews and a cat#and I'd still be like. Not in a massive hurry#sure if you're not a main character there's like a 1% chance you get offed by an Other or Smoky or dynamite but is it worth it? Maybe!#and I would be forced to redirect my stimulation-junkie ADHD brain away from stupid shit and just obsess over learning new skills lol#teach me how to butcher a boar or something I'll get SO good at it just WATCH me#it will be all I care about for weeks until I find the next thing like throwing knives or tying knots or hand-to-hand combat#I won't have to grind my teeth over not being able to contribute to my Roth IRA EVER AGAIN#Do you even KNOW how many cool spiders they have in tropical locales?#My skin and my curls look SO good in humidity#JACOB#I WANNA GO#DO YOU HEAR ME JACOB????#Lost
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