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slut activities (browsing tumblr instead of doing uni assignments again and listening to The Song on repeat)
#personal#if you’ve guessed it#it’s providence fucking providence#by oxford-based indie rock band foals#i will have s*x with that song#i will find a way to do it#anyways this thing is due in a week bye#providenceposting
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
#peach rambles#you don’t have to get rid of blorbo and squimbus!! they would look great on top of your beautiful new nightstand you’ve been excited about#hall of fame i guess#i get. the sneaking suspicion this post has inspired at least two other posts#to the effect of ‘uhmmm i was ALWAYS excited about these things??’#yes i did have to do my own chores as a kid prommy. i just didn’t have feelings about stuff yet ok
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sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he’s trapped in windows 95. you are also trapped in windows 95
#the magnus protocol#yes i know it’s windows nt being wrong is the point#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol spoilers#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#you’ve heard of superhell super heaven and super time#now get ready for super internet#i guess
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Me testing various coloring styles only to land right back on the first one
(the wip)
#still not thrilled about his face for some reason#I thought I could fix it. I could not#but you can have it anyway I guess#only if you promise not to be normal about him#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#digital#beefy andrew supremacy#ash you’ve ruined me btw#I can only think about wrestle facing now
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Also have another “first words spoken to you are on your skin” soulmate AU idea where Kara is a journalist assigned to shadow the controversial CEO of L-Corp for the day. It’s a big deal for her to get this assignment, so of course she trips the second she’s near the other woman and tries awkwardly to redeem herself.
The CEO stares at her almost in shock, and then says nothing. At all. Ever, for the entire day.
Kara spends hours following Lena Luthor around trying to fill the silence, but no amount of questions get her to talk. Lena almost seems to be running away at some points - like she’s trying to lose her? - and the few times she’s managed to catch her actually talking to someone she goes silent the second she sees Kara.
She asks around if Miss Luthor is usually like this and everyone looks at her like she’s crazy. Apparently she’s the only one who gets the silent treatment. By the end of her first day shadowing she’s walking away with half a page of observations and not a single quote. Miss Grant is going to kill her.
But that’s okay. It’s fine, this isn’t over. She has four days of shadowing ahead of her and she’ll be damned if she doesn’t finish this with a quote from the woman herself. It’s only a matter of time.
#what if you were an over stressed billionaire who feels like your existence must be a constant apology for the sins of your family#and you’re about to be followed around and studied by some no named baby reporter sent from a fashion magazine#you’re battling the migraine of a century you have five crises to settle all at once and also that baby reporter just said your words#the ones you’ve carried for the last decade - the ones you’ve feared and hoped for ever since#and it’s wonderful probably - this is what people dream of - but the problem is you just don’t have time for this#you can’t have your big soulmate moment#not right now. definitely not with this reporter. it’s not the right time#so I guess those words will just have to wait until it is time#if you can someone manage to resist. it’ll be hard#she does seem like someone it’d be really easy to talk to after all#good luck to you both#soulmate AU#Supercorp#fun shenanigan that I shan’t be writing#mine
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Just once I would like a Peter stuck in Gotham story where Tony gets dragged along with him for the ride.
Like they drop down and Tony is like
“Not an ideal situation, good news is we’re not dead. Bad news that looked like a one way trip for us. We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Now we should focus on short turn goals: food, water and a place to stay, everything else can wait.”
I want Tony to be out there working his ass off from helping people with broken items then getting a job at wayne enterprises and starting a technology revolution in this dimension because he just can’t stand how out of date everything is and then running to pick up Peter from the rich kid school and the two of them trying to do reconnaissance and failing miserably.
Peter for his part is having a great time with school and his new vigilante gig.
Peter’s vigilante friends in school are worried about how bruised Peter looks sometimes and think that Tony is abusive before breaking in and just hearing Tony being a mother hen.
Then one breakout things are not looking too good and Spider-man just says
“Karen, activate Papa Protocol.”
And then like ten minutes later in comes Ironman with a bone to pick with the rouges.
Bruce doesn’t know if he loves Tony or hates him but his kids find him hilarious.
#writing prompt#marvel x dc#peter parker#tony stark#bruce wayne#just let peter have some support#tony doesn’t go out in the ironman suit a lot bc it’s was damaged on the way here and very flashy#tony after running home due to a code Papa: you know I’m a little disappointed no one invited me#Bruce watching tony be a suave and charismatic man in front of reporters to give him an exit#knowing full well this is the same man who wear stained t-shirts in the lab while headbanging to ACDC and drinking old coffee#Brue: hm.#Dick: i mean he’s not the worst you’ve ever gone for#Tim: either you marry him or i beg to become peter’s brother#Bruce: he’s annoying I want to kiss him#bruce wayne x tony stark#i guess?
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“could transition save [character]” no. no, it would make [character] worse. an increase in confidence and joy would ABSOLUTELY make this incredibly dangerous and already overconfident person worse.
fortunately, we support trans rights as WELL as trans wrongs, so it’s okay.
#you will only be able to guess who this post is about if you’ve been keeping up with my hyperfixations. don’t tell the public lmao#estrogen could NOT save her but i think she should get some anyway
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I think the funniest Stan twins fact is that Stanley is the cleaner twin LOL
I can imagine Ford leaving all his papers and research piled around the house and Stan grumbling as he picks up after him
#I guess when you’ve been homeless for so long you learn to keep your stuff nice when you finally have it#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#ford gravity falls#ford pines
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just admiring the view 🐟🥥
Lǐyú - “… and if we eliminate all other possibilities, the secret realm entrance should be here- are you even listening?
Monkey - ૮ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ ﻌ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ ა
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got the map from the big book of tashi! here is the source of picture
#s0rr3l's art#black myth wukong#destined one x oc#liyu x yezi#black myth wukong oc#liyu#damn bro who got you smilin like that ❤️❤️❤️#dw the map is a duplicate :) liyu would NEVER draw on textbooks#that is what monkey is for ^^#not posting the speedpaint. the amount of time i took to colouring the whole piece and then deleting all the layers for solid colouring is-#owksmokwnskwomss#shading is ok i guess but i wanted to do something more like. intimate#mood lighting if you will#2nd pic is much better but it not communicate the mood as well#kenndijend#lineart is my passion :)#branched out and tried some new brushes!! very cool of me#if you’ve read this far on the notebook is a lil penis. monkey contribution
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So I just started reading A Court of Thorns and Roses (audiobook), and am I the only one who is wondering if the author did any research into poor subsistence living or the lives of peasants? Because wow, I know Feyre’s family used to be rich, but if that was 8 years ago and y’all are poor as dirt now, somehow in the intervening period you might have learned:
- trap lines in the winter are far superior to active hunting. It burns less calories, you can use it with fish and land animals, and it will save you from frostbite bc instead of sitting in a blind for hours, you can go to your lines at certain times and head home, or drive animals toward your lines.
- buying flower seeds - or any garden seeds - is a suckers game when you’re poor. You only really need to buy seeds once!! Once you harvest, you let stuff ‘go to seed’ and then you collect it and store it for the winter, often trading seeds with your neighbours.
- they let things actively RUN OUT before doing anything about it. That’s absolutely buckwild if you’ve ever been poor — when you’re poor, you know how to make a meal stretch, and you DO IT.
- there is hunting, but no gathering?? This family has not stored any veg for winter, but neither do they go gather mushrooms, rosehips, roots, tubers, nuts, or even fucking bark?? What happened to their cottage garden?? Was it just flowers?! Were they that rich that they don’t understand that a garden produces food? Did they close their eyes as they walked past all their peasant neighbours and their gardens? Bc that’s maybe the wildest thing I’ve seen from both a historical and a ‘grew up so close to dirt poor you couldn’t tell the difference’ perspective!
- She left a whole ass Giant wolf carcass when her family is starving. Nah nah nah no that is the universe smiling on you when you’re subsistence! You will make a travois or somehow find a way to tie that to you and drag it along - that’s double the food, and possibly more money, because you could live off the wolf (which I assume does not taste great) and sell off some of the deer (which is delicious).
- she didn’t at least do a basic clean of her kill out in the woods?! She did not tan the hides?! Y’all, you do not want to be cleaning any kill on the kitchen table. Why? Because cleaning involves removing the intestines and stomach. That means shit and piss and food digestion in different stages, and the gases produced. You do that *outside*, typically at least close to where you made your kill, because you don’t want to have to have any…spills, and because it makes things a bit lighter to carry. Butchering? For sure do it on a table, but cleaning is an outdoor chore. Also, tanning a hide is not just skinning a creature! It’s scraping all the membranes off it, stretching and drying it, and curing the skin - sometimes with smoke, but often with a pretty gross solution (often including brain oil, and historically, I believe urine and/or feces, and other things with the right chemical components). It’s not a simple or quick task!
- soups, pottages, stews, with dried lentils, beans, or peas would have been the staple meals (depending on the climate and environment, but it feels fairly British thus far). Just having roasted venison (def not the best way to eat venison just from taste alone) would likely be a very very rare occurrence, because, as noted earlier, they’re so poor they would need to make it stretch. You would cure it or dry it or turn it into sausage. You would use it sparingly within a meal, not to serve as the whole meal.
- the market. If you were poor, you would likely be a stranger to spices, but not to salt. Salt is deeply necessary to survive in that period, as it’s one of the only ways of safely processing and storing meat with any longevity. And? If you got the money that they did while being as poor and as starving as they were? The first thing you would do — even if you were the most stupid rich person before then — is stock up your stores of dry goods! Flour, salt, honey, dried beans/peas/lentils, vegetables that store - onions, squashes, potatoes, root vegetables like carrots. It’s straight up Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs here - you will not give a shit about a new cloak before you give a shit about saying your hunger. They are said to be ‘starving’. Sorting out your survival comes before sorting out your fashion.
Anyways, this has been me for channel 4, reporting on anachronisms and misrepresentations in fantasy fiction. More news at 10.
#which is not to say I’m not enjoying the book#though I am glad I got past the poor people stuff#because tell me you’ve never been a peasant without telling me you’ve never been a peasant#I thought a lot of this was common sense but then a lot of people don’t need sense this common I guess#but it’s a fun book so far#acotar#a court of thorns and roses
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Mikey Way in 2022/23/24 gives off unmatched “Just Some Guy” energy. Gerard Way in 2022/23/24 vacillates wildly between Just Some Guy and the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen. And sometimes also Dracula.
#ray is a perfect fusion of just some guy and the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen#frank’s there too i guess#my chemical romance#mcr#gerard way#mikey way
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Turtles of Time
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#tmnt#tmnt 2003#leonardo splinterson#donatello splinterson#raphael splinterson#michaelangelo splinterson#april o'neil#Casey Jones#Master Splinter#out of touch turts day#I changed the lyrics a little but it’s fine it’s all good#mikey would approve I think#I honestly believe with all my heart hes are the easiest versions to draw#I’m sure you’ve figured out what all the different parts are now but if not#thats okay youll get it by the next part#which btw brownie points to hiwever can guess whats next xx#casey looks like shit but idc#i also put him behind april instead of under everyone but we have to live with that#its an easy fix that i am not doing lmao#did this one and the last one when i was sick so#hopefully ill do the next one by next week but if not who cares#maybe the first person to guess what next could get a little silly sketch as a prize? that be cool
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#ides of march#adding this to my collection of images to show my family anytime they ask me about tumblr#it will do nothing to explain but it will be funny#pretty sure no one in my family actually know what tumblr is for#they just get the occasional ‘I saw this on tumblr and had to show you’#what is it?#one of the best analyses of hamlet I’ve ever seen#a squirrel video#memes that require a decade’s worth of meme history#the saddest thing you’ve ever seen#a picture from Norway#batblob Batman drawings#it’s anyone’s guess#none of them know and it’s hilarious
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live commentary while reading tsc
#id ask you how it feels but I guess you’ve always known what it’s like to be second you worthless piece of shit 🔥🔥🔥#who needs riko when neil is a KINGGG#neil josten#tsc#the sunshine court#aftg#all for the game#e#riko moriyama#jean moreau#not tagging spoilers cuz it’s really not a spoiler
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uni is going great guys.
#‘you’ve seen that one right’#prof i’ve been drawing them for the silly people in my phone for four years straight.#you want me to write about queerbait yeah ok i guess ill write about queerbait.#can you hear how tired i am.#my art#art#fanart#fanartist#sherlock holmes#sherlock#bbc sherlock#johnlock#john watson#spoon speaks
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5/9 - Damian Wayne-Al Ghul tarot card designs for Complete Candor by @vexfulfolly as part of the @batfam-big-bang
Read the fic here!
Other cards:
1-Babs 2-Cass 3-Bruce 4-Tim 5-Damian 6-Jason 7-Duke 8-Steph 9-Dick
Image IDs
Image 1:
A design of the "Justice" tarot card. It has the texture of recycled paper and reads "JUSTICE". A symbol of a rabbit and a wolf is visible behind the numeral "XI".
Damian Wayne-Al Ghul stands facing forwards in his Robin uniform. He is holding a glowing set of golden scales in his left hand and has wide pupil-less white eyes. A yellow bat-symbol is partially visible behind him.
Image 2:
A design of the "Justice" tarot card. It has the texture of recycled paper and reads "JUSTICE" upside-down. A symbol of a rabbit and a wolf is visible behind the numeral "XI".
A young Damian Wayne-Al Ghul stands facing foward in his assassin uniform. He holds a bloodied sword up in his right hand. His left fist and face both have blood splattered on them. He has narrowed pupil-less white eyes and a glowing spiky green crown framing his head. Green claws reach towards him from above his head and drip green down into a dark blood-red background. The entire card is upside-down.
#fic rec: complete candor by vexfulfolly#batfam big bang#I try to keep the colours of the cards to like one main colour- like for Tim’s reverse it’s red#for babs it’s green#Bruce is muted sort of brownish-grey etc#but Damian is out here with his neon-green and blood red like the legend he is#the perks of being the heir of the demon I guess#you may be tortured and haunted by your past and actions and family and expectations of others#but at least you’ve pretty much always got a badass aesthetic#damian wayne#damian al ghul#damian wayne al ghul#batfam#dc comics#the magnus archives#tma#robin#tarot cards#tarot art#batman#my scribbles
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