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Mission accomplished!! Have given this drawing to him 💖
i hear a legend’s birthday is today 👀
#after 84 years#it was a dream come true#one of my favorite drawings I did#he was so teary eyed about it#if you’re reading this sir#i appreciate you so much#delete later
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Okay consider Bruce Wayne is the very well known bankroller for the Justice League. Batman is still part of the league, but they don’t know he’s Bruce Wayne. So, due to Bruce Wayne being such a well known figure and very obviously connected to the Justice League, that has kinda made him a target for certain people which means the Justice League has decided to assign one of their members to help keep him safe. Insert notorious billionaire fighter Superman becoming the part time bodyguard of Bruce Wayne in this epic superbat romance
#where Superman falls in love with Bruce Wayne because it turns out he’s not that bad of a guy even though he’s billionaire scum#and Batman is not getting jealous of himself no sir#you’re crazy#this idea came to me while discussing comic book iron man so if you’d like to marvel this idea go for it#also feel free to make it any other hero but personally I’m more of a superbat kinda guy myself#i honestly feel like Superman is a bizarrely logical pick#because sometimes Gotham and Metroplois are like neighbors and Superman has super hearing/flight/super speed#(and all the other super powers that make him practically invincible)#also Batman obviously can’t do it because he hates all rich people and clearly has beef with Bruce Wayne (hence why they’re never together)#and Superman is such a swell guy obviously he’d be down to keep their bank account- I mean trusted civilian ally safe#this idea could probably still work fine with all the kids snickering in the background and maybe sometimes helping covering for Bruce/Bats#but personally when I read superbat I kinda like it to just be Batman and Superman 😅 not really Batfam and Superman#like this it’s own genera to me#anyways#my post#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#superbat#batman and superman#fan fiction idea#justice league
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Me: *tries to see what the Queen fans on TikTok have to say*
*Jim hate*
*”facts” that may or not be actually true*
*”Freddie Mercury was bisexual-“*
*Using Barbara Valentin as evidence*
*thinking things that happened in the movie actually happened irl*
*general misinformation about everyone and everything*
Me: aaaaand back to Tumblr I go
(open tags at your own risk, there’s a whole essay in there)
#Why are Tumblr Queen fans the only sane ones like what happened#Coincidentally this is also how reading a lot of articles about them and their history tend to go#When did we stop looking at the primary sources like how did some of these disconnects grow so large#Freddie was just gay. YES he was out. YES he stated it publicly (he was still coy sometimes I will give you that)#No he didn’t know he had AIDS before Live Aid. Yes Jim was his major long term partner.#No the little people with trays of coke on their heads story isn’t true. No Freddie most likely didn’t take Princess Diana to a gay bar#No Roger didn’t accidentally give a fan a sex tape (there is a nugget of evidence that a tape was leaked but if so it didn’t happen like th#He locked himself in a TAPE CLOSET not a cupboard (this one doesn’t annoy me as much as the rest)#No Freddie was not ✨involved✨ with Barbara Valentin#No Love of My Life is not about Mary in the way people think it is#RESEARCH PLEASE I AM BEGGING#IT’S NOT EVEN THAT HARD TO FIND SOME OF THAT STUFF#ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE A JOURNALIST LIKE LOOK AT THE PRIMARY SOURCES INSTEAD OF CONFIRMATION BIASING BY LOOKING AT ARTICLES#FROM OTHER JOURNALISTS WHO ALSO DID WHAT YOU’RE DOING#REEEAAADDDD#It’s not even annoying because it’s about a topic I like it’s just literally the unimaginable gap between truth and reality#that is SO EASY TO BRIDGE AND YET. LIKE HOW IS IT THIS BIG OF A PROBLEM WHAT HAPPENED#I have written a novel in these tags so I’ll stop yapping now but GOD it grinds my gears#queen#queen band#roger taylor#roger meddows taylor#brian may#sir brian may#freddie mercury#john deacon#Tiktok#queen fans
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Eli: THEY FLIPPED YOU OFF AND INSULT YOU ALL THE TIME. FOUR TO BE PRECISE.
Thrawn: Now, now. Only three. The first one was surely a gesture of respect.
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literally in the middle of answering your ask, but i suddenly had a vision, so: arthur and leon?
-rei
Arthur x Leon? They are to me, what the show tried to make Arthur and Merlin. As in, they are ultimate bros with no romantic tension. They just genuinely love each other as brothers in arms. I can see the idea of them being interesting. Like, Leon is obviously Arthur’s best/most loyal knight and it’s always fun adding another layer to that, but I just don’t see it.
Arthur is my Bi king, but Leon is straight to me. I don’t really ship him with any men, with the exception of one singular man (can you guess who it is? lol) like, Leon is 99% straight and Arthur is not the 1% for him.
I love their friendship. And I love the headcanon of Leon the Long Suffering. It’s hilarious.
Artheon: 5/100
Feel free to send me ships to rank :)
#thank you for so many asks rei!!#you’re the best#idk why but it took my five times reading your ask to realize you said Leon and not lance#bbc merlin#merlin#merlin bbc#arthur pendragon#leon#bbc leon#sir Leon#ship rankings#asks
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carlos sainz: king of boyfriend material
#as a single pringle im depressed now#like this isn’t funny sir??#i already read romance books this is making me feel worse#he looks incredible#thank you New York#you’re the best#thank you backwards hat#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#scuderia ferrari#ferrari#formula one#f1
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I don't understand why fans in general are always so against critical analysis & always try to defend characters whenever someone points out bad writing. Bsd fans have huge issue like that I'm glad you're so vocal about dazai character writing tho cause lots of people just avoid it due to his fans taking it so personal
I think it’s mainly an issue of people not properly tagging their posts, so that when people search their favorite characters, they find negativity instead of the positive content they were hoping for. It makes sense why that would be annoying— but in the end of the day it’s everyone’s job to curate their own internet experience.
I tag all of my negative posts with #anti dazai, so it’s pretty easy for a person to just block that tag (or block this account), and so most people don’t have a problem with me. I’ve only run into any sort of problem with two separate tumblr users in the past (one of which is pretty infamous in these bsd tumblr circles)— so from my end of things, I don’t really see all the people getting angry about character-critical content. I know it’s out there, I personally just don’t come across it very often.
I also block very liberally, so that might be a contributing factor to why I don’t see that side of the fandom. But either way.
I’m glad you’re enjoying this blog!! For any given piece of media there will be positive aspects and negative aspects, and everyone can and should feel free to talk as much as they want about both sides. There also isn’t a single right answer— meaning one person could find a character to be written in a very compelling way and someone else can find the character writing shallow— neither person is wrong, so long as they can justify their opinions with textual evidence.
The only time a media interpretation is wrong is when it’s entirely made up. And I don’t mean “this person read the text and came away with a different conclusion than me,” I mean “this person is directly contradicting the text and is giving no reasons for why they might think the text is lying.” There’s always the concept of an unreliable narrator, but on tumblr, the website that’s infamous for lacking any sort of Reading Comprehension… yeah you’re not gonna get the brilliant literary debates everyone’s hoping for.
#Anti dazai asks#sir this is the “piss on the poor” reading comprehension site#if the content you’re coming across is fans getting angry about seeing different opinions then block them#Oh also another valid reason to get angry is when people hijack posts that are meant to be positive#And reblog with negative additions#Like if someone would post “I love Dazai he’s my favorite”#And then someone would reblog with “actually he sucks”#Then yeah OP would be valid in getting annoyed by that#If you wanna slander a character go ahead! Enjoy! Just do it on your own blog in your own posts#Ah sorry for the rant I too am annoyed by people who (intentionally) don’t follow at least some level of tagging etiquette
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SURPRISE ITS ANOTHER DRAWING-
Silent Orders
(Inspired by a drawing made by Clover_Noir on twitter of the same name. It gave me Fire vibes for some reason-)
Fire is made by @creatively-cosmic for their story, Missing Numbers. They have an ask blog called @themissingnumbers, so please go check them out if anybody sees this.
Extras are below the cut.
I don’t do backgrounds like this often. It’s not very good, but I’m still proud of this one :)
#SURPRISE BITCH YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE-#Nah I’m joking ;)#I finally got my first ever drawing pencil for my tablet a little while ago#I’m not drawing with my fingers anymore baby! let’s go!#I really like Fire if you couldn’t tell btw-#He’s so interesting and did I mention that I love his design?#IMMA NEED THAT JACKET SIR /j#I just think he’s neat.#He (and everyone else in Missing Numbers) deserves so much better.#ALSO I DID A BACKGROUND THIS TIME#NEVER THOUGHT I’D DO ONE OF THOSE#YIPPEE!#Also Starry if you’re reading the tags please give bro a coat up on Mt. Silver please I beg of you-#I can’t get up there to hug him myself so a coat will have to do#Please let him know that he’s not alone
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I’m neck-deep into Loki hyperfixation again there’s no escaping him
#this genderfluid bisexual asshole God of Mischief has taken over my life again and I dkdjendkskskke#sir I can’t keep rewatching all the movies because of you#i won’t have a normal life#my grandma is already worried so please#i literally read the ragnarok script last night#and started writing a ‘what if Loki went to Earth - not Infinity War compliant’ fic#you put the bi in bitch because you’re both#loki#mcu loki#loki odinson#thor movies#avengers movie#thor#thor the dark world#thor ragnarok
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HI. I loved your marchil fics and I love your lil blurbs and hcs and all you're lil thoughts on them it's beautiful and makes my heart melt. It's just seeing this lil guy and how he has all his feelings locked away in a box until marcille walks over and picks right through the lock and gets him to open up (well in a metaphorical sense-).
DAMN YOU FOR GETTING ME DEEPLY INVESTED IN THESE IDIOTS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM GETTING CUTE AGGRESSION!!!!
I KNOWW RIGHT, I love how you described it!! There’s so much fun imagery and metaphors you can do with them… They lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship, as people say
I love their dynamic they are so romcom shaped… Speaking of romcoms I recently read Dame na watashi ni koishite kudasai/Please love me ! which has major marchil energy, I love reading it while thinking of them lmao. They banter and she infiltrates his social sphere & gets all the family gossip and also he owns a cafe and cooks her things, it’s like my coffeeshop AU but real 😭💗
People when getting into marchil:
Thank you for this ask! 🥺 It’s always really nice to hear things like these… I never know what to respond though so naturally I shall go overboard, handing out more marchil thoughts as per popular demand! Marchil nation is a tiny island I’m sorry for getting you invested, but also mwahahaha hahahA YES HAHAHA YESSS! Handing you these ramblings as apology
My motivation to write essays has been waning lately BUT I do have a big post about theories and facts on Chilchuck’s family planned, his wife and daughters plus some Chil’s dad and siblings, the whole package. On top of more marchil crumbs to post oof… Ideally I should also rework the first part of the marchil crumbs to make it more streamlined and dare I say convincing. Also fanart and fics which I hope to get around to finishing up… I def want to make more marchil content, but I honestly have no clue which idea to work on next… (I take requests and prompts btw~). I want to make more fluff but I also want to make more hurt/comfort, ahh dilemma
One idea I have that’s particularly relevant is a fic that I’d call Locks of Hair, about blonde hair and the key to his heart. I’d love touching on his attraction to blondes and how that might affect their relationship in a neat lil introspective oneshot like I like to make. LOCKS of hair? Being the KEY to his heart? I love the english language. There’s sorta this trope where if a character loves money has a liking for blondes it’s because like, the hair is "golden", and I’d find playing with that so funny too.
Another that really has my heart right now is Marcille’s mom visiting them to see her daughter and meet her new partner Chilchuck, and it throws them into a frenzy to prepare for it, Chil being entirely too stressed and dreading. And seeing them her mom’s eyes soften and she tells them they remind her of her and her late husband… The bittersweet pride mixed with anticipation at how her daughter has grown into someone who can accept loss, and is willing to throw all of herself into loving despite them not even having 20 years together ahead of them……. I think about marchil proposals and marriage a lot. Hey hey did you know that in Japan "I want to drink your miso soup every day" is a way to propose, because that’s so Dungeon Meshi. The way proposals are so meaningful with these two because it truly is like "i want to give my lifetime to you, knowing all that it entails, but I believe that it’s worth the trouble. That it’s worth it." I have so much proposal dialogue between them written up oogh they make me so emotional
You truly are a warrior for reading all I wrote about them omg, if you like these sorta convos then maybe you’d enjoy joining our dunmeshi discord! I rarely get the chance to speak with another marchil enthusiast~ We have a lot of big convos on characters and ships over there hehe, ofc no pressure though, invite link in comment just in case. I get cuteness agression over them TOOOOO I need them-shaped stress balls to squeeze in affection
-trips and falls and some of my favorite marchil moments slip out-Soulmates ❤️ (delusional)
#marchil#ask#dungeon meshi#This thought is silly but in the song Everybody Talks (about everyone gossiping about a couple’s romance hehe) there’s a line that goes#Enough with the chitchat bring me to your love shack#And every time I hear it I’m like… Omg Chilchack Tims sir?!!#Marcille trying to make flirty puns at him be like#Me showing off my ship to people and it’s her proudly showing him a clump of cat hair…#I think about her holding him in her arms like some big plushie so much. Chil ragdolling#You know what else about them I think about a lot? Him shivering in fear at Marcille reading him so well. The mortifying ordeal of being-#-known UGHHHH BANGING MY FISTS ON THE TABLE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#“I’m going to introduce you to my family” says he while madly blushing to bait the woman with her desires. which WORKS#THE ADVENTURER’S BIBLE COMIC MEANS THAT THEY WENT OUT SHOPPING TOGETHER OUTSIDE OF WORK BTW. SCREAMING#If I start I’m going to slippery slope into talking about the times he risked himself while trying to get her to safety AND THE SUCCUBI AND#OUGHHHHHHHHH#Marcille being a minefield of feelings… Our rogue has it cut out for him#Fumi rambles#Dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Spoilers#If you’re in an especially delulu marchil mood the “i’ll introduce you to my family” scene almost can read as a proposal. I’M SORRY I’M SOR
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My boyfriend needs to stop rolling nat 20s on his insight checks on me. He keeps dropping one liners that root into my brain and start growing sunflowers. Kinda ridiculous.
#Katie is rambling 2k24#ship name applesauce#you need to accept that you’re allowed to be selfish because it’s the only way you’ll take care of yourself.#you give so much of yourself to everybody but you need to realize there’s a point where you need to be selfish#sir who gave you the right to read me like that#(it was me I did)
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“But surely, if your supernatural theory be correct, it could work the young man evil in London as easily as in Devonshire. A devil with merely local powers like a parish vestry would be too inconceivable a thing.”
“The demon hound cant even idk walk to london? kinda cringe tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
#dath reads sherlock holmes#hound of the baskervilles#my good sir that is not how hauntings work you’re just playing dumb
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🥺💋☠️🎧💝
#yes yes yes yes PLEASE#soooo how long do you think you could last making out with me before you snapped huh? 👀😉#I wanna play that game 👀👀👀#ALSO THE WAY I ALMOSTT SCREAMED WHEN I READ WHAT ☠️ MEANR#need need need need I would like to get utterly destroyed pretty pleaseeeeeee#I don’t think there’s a way to properly ‘prepare’ to get my holes destroyed but ya know I’ll try 😂#I miss making audios :(((#I can’t cause of my living situation#I mean I could do some light moans and whispers maybeeeee#but nothing near my usual noisy loud ass self 😂#sir you can tear anything off of me you want 😇#leave the lingerie on while you fuck me or slowly and gently take off each layer orrrr if you’re really feeling it#(and I don’t love the lingerie lol)#you can cut it off me 👀🫣🫣🫣#anywayyyy#having a normal day with normal thoughts hehe#gotta get dinner and definitely not thinking about ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️#hope you’ve been doing alright lovely 🫶#ask
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watching the twilight zone and seeing a character that is so autistic it’s hardly coded and the narrative treats him with such compassion in his introduction I can only hope his story ends as gently
#ra speaks#personal#I’ve known parkes for 6 minutes and I know we would be besties. vibing in the museum during lunch break.#always on time/obsessed w being precise w time. not like but not disliking coworkers bc you just don’t think abt it.#aside from falling in love with an animated museum miniature we have so much in common#sir do you would love the night at the museum movies#shaking sobbing crying the convo w his mom is killing me#was it my fault was I too strict or too lenient why do you make everyone around you feel uncomfortable#I feel more empathy w an autistic character from a 60s film than I have for any feel good true story film#also his sister is hot 😳 vague lesbian vibes. her husband is so clearly for appearances.#nooo stop being mean to him and trying to make him date someone he’s fine >:(#girl forces a kiss on him he pushes her back and she slaps him and gets mad girlie you’re the one#who wasn’t reading his clearly distressed body language >:(
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Shiki pls 😭😭 one moment he’s acting like a happy golden retriever boy when Ciel returns to school and in the next he’s choking Kohaku to death while also jacking off in front of her
#sir I know you’re going insane rn but I had high hopes for him this route 😭#It’s strange tho it feels like something had happened to him when he first had that headache#when he returned to the house before he was going to go to the movies#Rose reads Tsukihime
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cheers to this guest lecturer for nearly giving me a heart attack making me think there was a paper due tomorrow that i hadn’t even heard about so i couldn’t focus the rest of the lecture and like rushed home and opened the site to find there was nothing at all
#when you’re gone for a week and only check your email (which sends notifs when assignments are due in 24 hours) and nothing else#it is not difficult to be convinced that A Big Thing Is Happening That You Didn’t Know About#i already (for shame) had an awkward experience in german class today#the entire class session was spoken entirely in german about a comic we were meant to have read and i only minimally participated#the prof afterwards was like ‘did you manage to follow along ok?’ and i had to tell him yeah i fully understood the conversation#i just didn’t contribute words of my own bc um. i didn’t have any material from which to draw forth words#which is tooooootally on me i could have and should have done the reading while away#he’s been nice and forgiving but i couldn’t teehee my way out of that one#and yet somehow he still was like ‘oh do you want me to postpone your quiz on friday’ SIR you are being way too nice#i completely do not deserve an extension on any of this i ran away to another continent for a week just for funsies#i easily could’ve done the work and studying i just kind of Suck it’s my own fault i should’ve been more responsible#so i told him oh no no i can fully handle doing all this work in the next two days and i’m fully ready to study for this quiz#which like. let’s be real based on what i heard in class today uhhh yeah this should be a cakewalk i am far more skilled than he realizes#i still have to study but like. the last minute grind is what i do best i’m genuinely not concerned and ik good resources if i get stuck#peach rambles#but anyway about this guest lecturer guy. he was talking about meditation and mentioned stuff that might be distracting us#and said something about ‘that paper you have due tomorrow in this class’#twice#which made me FLIP#i guess he was referring to a theoretical paper in a theoretical class?#that might be theoretically causing stress#because we don’t have this class physically tomorrow and there’s nothing open online due tomorrow so there can’t be anything#but like sheesh bro
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