#if you watch the squeezie video try and watch it in french but if you can't understand do french with english subtitles
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valyrfia · 1 year ago
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rewatching the pierre and charles squeezie video made @tsarinablogs and i realise that max and charles actually have the exact same sense of humour in different fonts
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teamnick · 8 months ago
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What are YOUR top 5 Piarles moments?
oh anon.......its nearly impossible for me to answer this because there are so many moments and all of them are gold!! but let's try...
5. the paris nba event
holy shit. them playing basketball, giggling and being sooo bad at the whole thing, but enjoying it nonetheless...then attending the match, making a joint post, ignoring esteban 🤪🤭 hall of fame! and this moment right here...charles???
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4. 2018 canal+ interview
they were ofc very normal about each other again (lie)
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but especially what charles said here:
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idk it devastates me every time, he wasnt kidding there at all 😳
3. the squeezie vid
well this has it all - piarles joking around and teasing each other in french, pierre making obscene gestures that make charles blush, both participating in a baby simulation class...i'll be a squeezie fan forever solely cos of this genius video. thank you for my LIFE!
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2. montreal 2022...investigate montreal!!
so it all started with a lovely interaction bw charles and pierre's parents, then charles drove pierre around in a white ferrari, they had dinner, and then charles went and uploaded this to his public insta...ig he wanted his 10M followers to see how funny is the love of his life. 😅😅
1. monza 2020
what cara said earlier...it literally looks like a romantic movie. like these moments alone would be more than enough...
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but then charles just. sneaked away to watch pierre's podium, despite not being medically cleared yet...you gotta be kidding me. 🥹🥹🥹
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honorable mentions:
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naoko-world · 6 months ago
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Men aren't inherently bad
As a context I can sometimes see some people talk seriously about men as if them being men make them bad people. I could even see some people extending it to trans men!
But if you see, for example, more men being predatory than women, that's wrong to say every one of them are predators. They can even be strong allies!
To prove it to you I'll talk about some men who proved they were good people and far from predatory. Of course, I could talk about men I personally know but it will be better to concentrate on celebrities since talking about people I know won't make you that interested and will not prove anything to you.
But first, a bit of chauvinism
Still, I'll start by being a big chauvinist and talk about two french youtubers I see as feminists! (Even if none of them actually said they were.)
Le joueur du grenier (the gamer of the attic)
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To introduce him a bit : He started his main emission by being inspired by the angry video game nerd and the nostalgia critic, and is one of the most popular youtuber in France. In his videos he's talking about bad old games, and sometimes talks about tv shows or other kinds of things that aren't games but are nostalgic (like old advertisements). He's also doing other things but I'll stop here since I'm not here to convince you to watch his videos.
In one video about Barbie games (this one in his second channel) he said as a joke "Pourquoi je joue à ça ? Parce que c'est marqué 'Software for girls', donc moi je veux prouver que même les mecs ils peuvent y arriver aussi." (Translation: "Why do I play it? Because it's written 'Software for girls' so I want to prove that the guys can do it too.") I don't know you but I always found it absolutely hilarious! And incredibly feminist!
Even better, in his most recent video he talked about Wii games for girls and, in it, he showed us a world where he's a woman (his role is played by an actress of course) and is playing the games with three other girls. The best is that it doesn't feel like a bad parody, you can really see him in this woman! It's not a stereotype!
Squeezie
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OK now I'm talking about Squeezie, who's the Youtuber N°1 in France! He's basically the french Mr.Beast/Pewdiepie with a lot of concepts. His most popular is Who's the imposter, for which he added dubbing for one of the episodes.
To tell you about something pro-feminist he did, I could talk about his video about Kathrine Switzer, who's the first woman to run the marathon at a time where it was forbidden for women to run it. I could also mention his video where he invited one actress who was here to promote La maison des femmes (the house of women) which is a place where women can receive some care for various cases like when they're victims of violence.
Even better, in his emission Le pire date (the worst date), in the second episode, he was playing with 2 other men, but also one woman. Among the dates there was also one man. So we could see one woman trying to win some women's hearts (they're all actresses of course) and the men were seen trying to win a man's heart (also an actor).
Now for american celebrities!
It's time to talk about people you may know!
Keanu Reeves
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This one surprised me a lot! Because I would never have thought about what he's praised for: not touching women when doing photos with them.
I personally did photos with celebrities and each time they were touching me because it's some kind of a automatism. It never bothered me because I never thought that I had the choice to refuse or accept being touched. So, hearing that Keanu Reeves don't touch women because, by default, he considers he doesn't have their consent... That makes me feel so happy! Also thinking about the possibility I could refuse to be touched during a photo.
Frederick Douglass
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Here is an example of a man who escaped slavery to finally become a leader of the abolitionist movement in New York and Massachusetts. He was pretty famous for being a good orator and his writing against slavery but, according to a pdf from the secretary of the commonwealth of Massachussets, he was also fighting in favor of women's right to vote. I quote it: "Frederick Douglass’s lifelong commitment to women’s rights reflected a belief that rights should be universal, not limited by race or gender. He believed that disenfranchised groups should support each other."
Nice!
Fred Rogers
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Well, this one I couldn't know them and I'm so happy I could learn about his existence!
For what I understood of it, he animated the children show Mr.Rogers's neighborhood, where he talked about many societal issues such as divorce or how to deal with issues of race. He also added in the show a recurring character who's an african-american police officer (played by François Clemmons), another character who is a mayor who is an african-american woman (played by Maggie Steward), and he showed his puppet Lady Elaine Fairchilde travel to Jupiter and discover a planet...
That man seemed to be a really good one who was embracing feminist values, as well as the anti-racism.
Danny DeVito
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In an interview for The guardian, Danny DeVito has been asked if Hollywood is unfair to women. I love his answer, which is: ""I don't think it's only Hollywood, I think it's just generally speaking. Most men somewhere in their psyche are still dragging women around by their hair. It's terrible. I have two daughters, but even before my kids were born I always thought that it was terrible."
If we're asking about his actions, when Mara Wilson's mom got Breast cancer during the filming of Matilda he and his wife cared a lot for the girl, even inviting her at their home so she could forget a bit about her mother's illness. You can see more details on an article from Thelist.
Nonetheless that's so sweet of him!
Tom Hiddleston
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Honestly when my friends suggested Tom Hiddleston because "he's a feminist" I was pretty skeptic. Especially since I heard men calling themselves "feminists" but being jerks outside of this.
But then, when looking for proof of it, I found this video showing many times where Tom Hiddleston was respectful toward women... Which convinced me he earned his place in my post... Especially with how many times in the video he's praising actresses he worked or is working with! Like OMG Tom I hope you really think that! Also... If I were them, I'd be touched by those words.
SquidTips
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Back to YouTube with a man who made me question how I support trans people: Alex from the channel SquidTips.
Why is that? Because he's straight and cisgender but is showing the LGBT flag and trans flag in his logo and in his shorts where they're visible behind him (for example in this video). You can see in the screenshot that he even wears t-shirts with these flags.
He's also promoting LGBT rights in his longer videos, like in this one about why transgender women belong in women's sports.
What else do you want? He's awesome!
David Tennant
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When thinking about good men one of the first people I thought about was David Tennant.
Like if I got fed up with him as The doctor since he returned in the role to be another incarnation of it, I still appreciate some things he has done and is probably still doing.
In the said things there's this t-shirt you can see him wearing during the promotion of Good Omens season 2, which is saying "Leave trans kids alone you freaks", and the trans and non-binary pins he sometimes put on.
In the same topic, he also said some things that are very pro-transgender and non-binary as the Media ThePinkNews reported.
And as a last one... My favorite...
Rick Riordan
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Rick Riordan is, of course, Percy Jackson's author. He also wrote the sequels The heroes of Olympus and The trials of Apollo, as well as the spin-offs The Magnus chase and Kane Chronicles, and standalone books related to that universe.
Let's say that I admire this man... He included a lot of representations in his books after Percy Jackson ; which had been reproached to him by some parents who didn't want their children to learn about homosexuality, trans identity or other things he included ; but, in the first series, you can also see something awesome: strong and smart girls and women who aren't here only to please the male characters! I even think that Annabeth, Percy's soon-to-be-girlfriend, could have been the main character instead of Percy.
In the first series you can even see a daughter of Aphrodite and a daughter of Ares being besties and deeply loving each other (officially without them being in love with each other, especially since one of them has a boyfriend and the other one found her love interest at some point)... That's pretty touching! What is awesome is also how none of them are shamed for being either girly or not enough, they're only both two girls with different tastes.
I love these books, I love this man, I want to be a writer like him !
Adding that, outside of his books, he also created the imprint Rick Riordan presents, where he highlights books about other cultures or mythology written by other authors who asked to join the imprint. You can see a list of these books here!
Conclusion
As a conclusion I will only hope I could convince you that claiming that men are naturally predatory is a bad way to fight for women's rights but also incredibly wrong. Like I chose these examples but I was given many names ! No, being a man doesn't make anyone a bad person.
Also we can't fight for equality between the genders if we're stuck with the idea that the entirely male gender is an enemy of women. Furthermore, this idea brings some questions like "Do you consider that trans men are enemies too?" (Well, I saw some people who would reply "yes" to that question) and "What about non-binary people? Are they enemies or not?”
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chevaliersifrelo · 7 years ago
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Hi im trying to learn french (its been 3 days since i started) but i know i need a show/musical/youtuber or something like that to obsess over and i see on your channel tons of suggestions but what would you suggest to a complete stranger to french (im not asking what is the easiest but what is the easiest to love and appriciate cause im ready to give my time:)
Hey hey! Fist of all, thanks for asking :) I am glad you decided to start learning French, and I’m going to try my best to suggest some stuff.
So, when it comes to shows, you probably noticed if you went through my blog a bit that I am quite obsessed with Kaamelott. It is a great and very funny show about the Arthurian legend. However, they use some unusual vocabulary and phrases, so it probably wouldn’t be the best place to start, sadly ^^.
As for other tv shows, I made a post at some point, I don’t know if you saw it. I can reblog it if you want. Also, I could add some other shows that I watched recently on the list (like Engrenages, that I had not watched yet at the time but now that I did I cansay I really loveit).
Then again, I don’treally know what you’re into ^^
When it comes toyoutubers, I am a huge fan of the Suricates (a group of brilliant guys), and mostof their vids are subtitled in English! (lucky you ;). Then, there are the mostfamous youtubers : Cyprien, Norman, Squeezie, Natoo (I love her, she’s a lot offun). McFly and Carlito are all the rage at the moment (they do some insanestuff, it’s pretty entertaining ^^). You can also definitely watch Palmashow onYoutube. I also love Antoine Daniel (his most famous videos are What the Cut?,and he recently did an audio fiction called Clyde Vanilla). There’s also JDG(le joueur du grenier), who mostly criticises old video games (I’m not reallyinto video games but I still like his vids a lot because they’re hilarious). Ifyou’re into educative things, Linksthesun is quite good, he also does movie andsongs reviews (the latter are hilarious, OMG). When it comes to cinema, I likele fossoyeur de films (but his reviews get pretty technical, which tends toannoy me a bit ^^).
Then, we have brilliantwebseries on Youtube. Iparticularly like Le Visiteur du futur. La théorie desBalls and Le secret des Balls (which go together) are also very good!
That’s all I canthink of now, even though I’m probably forgetting some people.
I really don’tknow much about musicals because it is not really my thing, but I love thesongs from Mozart l’Opéra Rock =)
I hope I could beof help ;)
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wolfsnape · 8 years ago
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I am going to Paris next year I was wondering if you had any ideas on how to make my French skills better? Stupid question but I'm just curious
Hey Anon !!
That’s definitely not a stupid question !
French is a really difficult language to learn so if I can help a little bit, it’s my pleasure !
The best advice I can give you is to listen, read and speak in french as much as you can.
It doesn’t have to be hard stuff ! There are quite simple books like Le Petit Prince ou Joseph Kessel’s books which are very modern and easy to understand. Reading 19th or 18th literature would be harder and probably would help you communicating because language shifted a bit since then and it’s very classic or romantic so it’s very long and complicated sentences (yes i’m talking about you Proust). But if you already have a solid base and feel confortable with your french, you can try !! Romantic literature is my favorite genre ! (So much good love stories ♥)
You can also have a look at french comics like Tintin or Astérix, or Gaston Lagaffe or Lucky Luke ! There are enough words to practice and it could help for some expressions ! (Plus Astérix and Tintin are culturaly really important to us haha)
Reading as much as you can in french will help you with grammar and you will certainly write better !
Then, you can watch movies in french ! Even if we really love to make indie movies, don’t feel obliged to only watch that ! Sometimes, it’s quite slow and boring.
Some movies are part of our pop culture, like Les Bronzés or La cité de la peur or Astérix et Obélix Mission Cléopâtre (Him again !) but it can be difficult for a beginner since it’s french humor with french slang !
Maybe movies with Louis de Funès ? He is very funny !
My best advice would be for you to watch french version of movies you’ve already seen, so you would already know what it is about and it would be easier to understand. Most of international release are translated in french ! (literally all of them except maybe indie movies haha)
So go for Marvel, Harry Potter, Lord of the Ring ! Even if the french voices sounds terrible, it helps !
Btw, you can also watch animated movies in french (Disney, Pixar or even FRENCH animated movies HEHE), it’s quite nice !
Tv shows and animated series are great too ?? I mean it is internationaly admited that french people made the greatest Simpsons’ voices !
Maybe TV Shows is not a good idea, it’s really terrible and it will break your mind they kept the same voice for nine and ten in doctor who I MEAN
There are also great french youtubers like Cyprien, Norman fait des vidéos, jimmyfaitlcon, Math se fait des films (funny analysis about movies) who makes podcasts about daily life, and some gamers, mostly Squeezie (he is a bit crazy but we love him)
I don’t know much about beauty channels, but there is enjoyphoenix ??
Some groups of youtubers make great humorous (or not) videos, like the Palmashow, Studio Bagel, Golden Moustache ! It’s short sketches that are really fun and help a lot to learn !
My last advice will be to speak french. Yeah, seems pretty logical, uh ?
I mean, if you can have a penpal you can correspond with, it would be great !
I hope it helped a little ! Have fun in Paris !
I’m sure some of my friends in the french side can give more advices ! ;)
[EDIT :] HOW COULD I FORGOT THE GLORY THAT IS KAAMELOTTSo fun, almost historically acurate, so well played, King Arthur !! such a great impact on french youth !!
(btw it’s amazing)
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tiphaineincanada-blog · 5 years ago
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What are the changes with Youtube’s algorithm in 2019 ?
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Today I want to talk about Youtube and his algorithm renowned to be the most complicated of all social media algorithms. Since its creation, Youtube never stops changing its algorithm through time. As all period had his problem to solve. Until 2012, the algorithm was based on the number of views that impacted the videos which were most of them not relevant and had only clickbait titles. Between 2012 and 2016, the algorithm was based on the time of viewing which impacted the quality of videos. Since 2016, the algorithm is working thanks to the learning machine technique. Last year, in 2019, the algorithm has changed a little which created a huge problem for some huge and famous influencers like Squeezie, the most famous YouTuber in France. In his video, he is trying to explain what changed for them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuCv9TJbNh4
What is going on in 2019 ?
According to Squeezie, the French YouTuber, the algorithm is settled like below : The largest number of views in a short time = more likely to be listed in Trends. This allowed young and new YouTuber to be known. This algorithm enables the creation of new content too. Even if it seems to be perfect to discover new elements and content, this algorithm rises the main problem for Famous Youtubers. Their new videos are less likely to be viewed and it is less difficult to play with the algorithm.
Royalty
The problem raised by those famous YouTube is that now, the algorithm can recognize video that contains music with royalties. Universal Music has been aware of that. That is the reason why they are playing with this algorithm to win money. When the algorithm recognizes music with royalties, YouTube informs the owner who has the possibility to claim the money earned by the creator of the video. As a consequence, even if your video is lasting 5mn and you are using 6s of music with rights, your video is unmonetized. This works too for old and famous videos and even if the music is not responsible for the number of views.
However, YouTube has now the possibility before publishing the video to choose the music that they used in their video and so, to keep the monetization on.
As a conclusion, famous YouTube is now questioning on a philosophical question. Should they choose liberty and creativity, which means that they are not paid, or profit?
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rayman-25 · 6 years ago
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Podcast 2017 Episode 1 Shadows of the night (part 1)
Warning 
I do not have the characters Gravity Falls, Phineas and Ferb, the Loud House, teenager mutant ninjas turtles, Tekken and youtubeur (Moketo, Squeezie and Kirbendoworld)? With the exception of John, Marc and Alice.
Chapter text 
Arc 1: Hero in a Fort-Shell! Episode 1
"shadows of the night (part 1)" 
I walk around Central Park It was dark I have a newspaper that I bought in the afternoon. I read the journal. There was written « Manhattan Monster Hunt Contest’, Which states that whoever can find monster sighting wins a $ 100,000 reward. » I was stunned. Monsters in New York? Like the demons of the Mishima. One day, while eating a hot dog, I saw a young girl running in the park. I finished my hot dog, and I follow it. Arriving near the girl, I saw four strange creatures that look like turtles. So, I hide and take pictures without him seeing me 
TODAY 
It was a typical Saturday lunch at the Loud's house. Some of the Loud sisters (Sans Lori, Leni, Luna and Luan) did their daily routine, the parents were in the kitchen preparing dinner, John Christivoiren read his manga and Lincoln and Clyde were playing their favorite video game Battle Moles, by beating against the enemies.
"Try to support me with your blue mole, Clyde!" warned Lincoln. 
"Do not worry buddy, I will not let you down!" Unfortunately, as he said a random enemy became critical and destroyed the blue mole. "Okay, eat that." 
"Boys, can you speak softly, your father and I are trying to prepare dinner!" 
"Saturday Succotash requires exceptional care and delicacy!" says Lynn Sr.
"Sorry, let's try!" shouted Lincoln back. He returned to his video game but then turned to the audience: "I know what you think of what happened to the attitude towards New York? Let's say things have worked pretty well since we've been here. The new school has been nice, making new friends in the area, including Clyde, Dipper, Mabel, Irving, Marc and the new house is much more spacious. "
"Lana, give me back my cart!" Lola threatened. 
"NEVER!" Lana shouted.
"Of course the more things change, the more they stay the same," says impassive Lincoln. The binoculars descend the stairs in a cloud of dust and the fighting can be heard. 
"Give it to me !" 
"No way, my reptiles need something sweet to sleep!"
"The children shut up!" shouted Lynn Sr. angrily.
The twins had ended their fight, "Sorry dad!"
" As I have said. But lately, odd things happened in the city: there were strange disappearances of stolen objects, then we saw monsters circulating in the city, then ... "Lincoln was interrupted by Lori, Squeezie, John’s friends and the rest of the girls entered the house through the front door.
Clyde just caught the eye when he saw his 'soul mate' come into the house. 
"L-Lo-Lori!" He quickly had a nosebleed and fainted as an anime character.
"Auggh, Lincoln's weird friend still has blood on the carpet!" Lori shouted.
Lincoln goes on: "So yeah my best friend Clyde has a weird behavior for my sister Lori, who gets pretty filthy to see ..."
"So it was shopping malls? Asked Dipper
"Yeah," Squeezie said, "we're going to a video game store ..." He stopped and he saw John reading a manga with Charles, Cliff, Walt, and Geo watching "you're still reading the dbz manga, you"
"Oh yes, I want to introduce the newcomers from Soos and Thomas. The girl who is on her phone is Tambry, the teenager who wears a shirt with a heart soaring, it's Robbie Luna's boyfriend and the teenager that John hates is Squeezie is a French youtubeur- »
It was interrupted again when April came through the next door. "Thanks for the trip to the malls, I really love this new notebook to use for my journalism class."
"No problem guy, I heard the teacher could be pretty rough," commented Luna.
"Yeah, because he only sees black and white ah ah ah!" Luan joked. She looked at John "Greet my valiant prince charming"
"Get out, Luan," said John, reading his manga. 
"On the other hand, Luan is in love with John. Which is amazing, as this one hates her, "says Lincoln
"Always makes the best student in the class." April said seeing Lincoln leave her and decided to give him a friendly wave and smile, "Hello Linky, what's up."
"Hi Angel, I mean APRIL!" said Lincoln with a sigh of lovers, his heart and his head in the clouds. The older sisters just rolled their eyes at Lincoln's love, and he thought Clyde's behavior was trustworthy.
April clumsily laughs, "You're so cute Lincoln." 
"I thank you." sighed Lincoln with embarrassment.
"Are you still having trouble, little brother?" Lynn teased Lincoln in the middle of the stairs holding Lily kissing.
"Well, you're lucky to have a boyfriend like April," Marc said as he exited the bathroom. 
"But it's ridiculous!" said a familiar voice.
The others had their attention on Lisa who saw that she was upset.
"I know, the red hair clip does not match Lori's hair, it's ridiculous, but she does not listen to me," Leni said absently.
"Hey !" Lori exclaimed hurt slightly to her fashion pride.
"No, no, it's an idiotic contest that a paper company is watching, look!" 
Everyone takes a look at the newspaper and the bed « Manhattan Monster Hunt Contest’, Which states that whoever can find monster sighting wins a $ 100,000 reward. »
Lincoln shouted, "A monster hunt ?!"
Clyde shouted, "At $ 100,000!" 
Leni shouted, "A sale of shoes!"
All the kids seemed excited to hear that, except April, who looked worried for some reason. "You do not really plan to participate in this monster contest, are you?" 
"Hum," said Marc, who turned around 
"You know John, if we find these monsters, we'll make money and win a house with Moketo, Alice, your brother Tambry Thompson and Lynn. We can win a pool, we can order pizzas. We can invite everyone from New York kids, teenagers, night club dancers and even Mr Lee and Mrs Johnson. "
"Fuck you, Squeezie! John shouted, closing his manga
"John! Your language! Albert shouted "There's Lily, Lisa Lola, Lana Lucy, Dipper, Mabel, Linky, Clyde and my brother who are hearing from you"
"Yeah, I could always use the money for my animals!" Lana shouted.
"We are not going to waste money on these dirty things, we should use it for more clothes!" Lola shouted.
"Guys, do you realize we could make another coin with that money, right ?!" suggested Lynn. 
"It's ridiculous, these obscure monsters are just rumors." says Lisa
"I do not agree," said impassive Lucy appearing beside the children of nowhere.
"Aaah!" The children (except Marc) jumped at the sudden appearance of the Goth girl.
"You will stop that!" yelled Lisa has her heart beating.
"I saw one of them wandering around the city in search of spirits," Lucy quantified.
"Seriously, no one wants to hear about your phantasmagoric vibrations," Luna said. 
"If I had to guess I would say it would be a Kappa." Lucy guessed. 
"Kappa?" Leni asked confused by the strange word.
"A former demon of Japanese water who used to scare children away from dangerous water." Said April surprisingly responded shockingly to everyone.
"Um, she's right," Lucy told everyone, she was so surprised that she forgot to add monotone to her voice.
"Well, April, you're telling the truth," John says astonishingly reading his manga
"But Lucy, why could a demon of Japanese water be in the middle of Manhattan?" Lincoln asked confusedly. 
"Easy, the sewers that run all the time there is enough water for them to fill up." She explained,.
Clyde had also remembered something "You know I've also heard rumors that these creatures were coming out most of the time during the night."
"Really, it must be nocturnal monsters," Lana said to no one, and she thoughtfully looked at her face. "So, what kind of plan someone?" 
"Here's my plan, we'll take Vanzilla tonight so we can wander the city in search of monsters, we'll carry a disposable camera every time we spot them, and Luan will use his video camera," Lori warned.
"We will also need bait, to try them in the cameras," says Lana. 
"Oh, it's a good plan, Lori," Squeezie said. 
Moketo Approved this idea "me, I am" 
Oh yeah "said John" How are you going to do, if we go to film the monsters, without the permission of your parent, grumpy princess
"John, you! I'm going to ... "Lori said.
"Sorry, I did not say anything," John said, picking up his page 140 from his manga 
But April looked rather nervous, "Hmm ... actually guys I ..."
Lynn interrupted, "Wait, I have an idea, April, why do not you invite your four brothers whom you talk to us about, I think it's time we met your family to help us in our research!"
Lincoln, her friends and sisters Loud begged April to invite her "brothers" to help them in their search.
"Hmmm, um sorry, they're with my dad for a martial arts tournament, they'll be gone for the better part of a month," April told the Loud family while breathing lightly. 
"Girl, it's been 3 months and we have not met them yet, what are they doing ?!" Said Luna with irritation.
"They just do not feel comfortable meeting new people or making new friends," she says.
"So, do you mean they are recluse?" Lincoln asked.
All right, but one of those days, April, you're going to have to introduce them to us, "said Lori with slight suspicion, April calming down a bit but still worried about what awaits them.
"You're not going to die anyway," says John, reading his manga
Miss in profile: John says to April "You're not going to die anyway," Tambry said, sending a text message. 
The sisters Lincoln approached John "So you pay us what you said April" said Lori
"I'm not talking about April, I'm talking about Goku," said John, "I'm going to see what time it is ... noon? Well it's not all that, guys we go back we will eat pizzas »
"You are so lucky! Shouted the sisters of Lincoln 
"And you, Luna, what are you going to eat with your brother and your sisters? Asked Robbie 
"Succotash," said Luna. 
Can I eat pizzas with you? April asked. 
"Of course, but you have to ask your father," says Moketo 
"He said yes," said April excitedly
In the first floor Albert discusses with Wendy
So uh ... I was wondering ... if you can go out in the garden tomorrow to talk about your family, Wendy? " 
"Yeah, why not," she says 
Albert jumped for joy and went down the stairs. But Dipper, down the stairs, had heard the conversations.
Later, that day, in the lair of the sewers, the turtles examine the painting which analyzes all the places where the strange disappearances of goods took place everywhere in the new ones. 
"So, there were robberies at a Mom and Pop store at a Palmart and all they took was electronic stuff?" Leo asked to the resident brain of their group. 
"Apparently, all the activity seems to be mostly activated around these areas," Donnie analyzed. 
"So, what are we going to do, we still have no idea where they are hiding!" shouted Raph for the moment that a group of punks had taken over. 
While Raph was raging, Mikey entered the kitchen lab with a pizza on his hands, "Who wants special jelly candies, insects and garlic pizza!"
All gave the pizza disgusted looks. "People who are crazy enough risk death," Raph leaned. 
Mikey had a very irritated look, "Very funny, so what are you doing?"
"We are looking at the sources for all stolen objects, which you should be part of!" Donnie said with irritation.
Raph intervenes, "Mikey is part of planning? Hilarious!"
"What about that old warehouse on 8th Street?" Mikey asked. 
"We've already looked at the warehouse," Donnie told Mikey. 
"So, how do we know that the purple dragons are not the ones who did that?"
"Because those shit piles were smart enough to pull something like this." retorted Raph. 
"Wait, that makes no sense, why did not I see that before?" Asked Leo
while his brothers look at him strangely. 
"Oh, great, he lost it," said Raph. 
"What are you talking about Leo?" Asked Donnie. 
"Thoughtfully, we and the cops checked all their hiding places, but someone steals technology." 
"so what ?" Raph asked, thinking that Leo had finally broken.
"And if they return to the hiding places after checking them!"
"What do you mean brothero? Mikey asked. 
"I say that after the research, they come back right away and we are not wiser because we have already checked them!" 
"Do you mean they use the same hiding places that have been searched by the authorities?" asked impassive Raph.
"It has a point if we have already searched them, we would not know they are using these hiding places because they seemed abandoned," Donnie said, supporting Leo's theory. 
"It's a possibility," said a voice from the boys, revealing to be Splinter.
Raph seemed rather confused, "Really Sensei, no disrespect, but how in the world would these purple thugs be so smart?" 
"We do not fully understand our enemies, some are like meerkats, who stay in their habitat and leave only for temperate reasons, others might look like hermit crabs, they leave to a new shell of time in time, "said Splinter wisely. 
"Ok," Mikey said, not really understanding what his father had said. 
"What I'm saying is that although Leonardo has a good theory, we should not be too sure if the purple dragons choose to stay in the same hiding place or if they are behind the disappearances." explained Splinter.
"Well, I could use all the reported crimes to determine more precisely where the stolen technology might be hiding," Donnie suggested to the group.
"Ok, while Donnie does that, Mikey and Raph can join me for a patrol in search of the hiding place." Leo planned for a strategy. 
Raph was on board with the plan and Mikey was all excited, "Great, I can not wait! COWABUNGA!" 
Everyone was looking at Mikey with their eyes. "Cowabunga? Really guy?" asked impassive Raph.
"What I need is something to be my slogan." 
Raph said sarcastically, "So you got it in the book Catchphrases for Dummies?"
Leo then had another suggestion, "Maybe we should also have April's Tag to work with the light?" 
Raph then gave a quick response in a rude tone, "No Tag, she's with her new friends who are doing all that crap drags!" 
The turtles gave Raph a smile on their face, "It looks like someone is a little jealous because his 'girlfriend' has human friends!" 
Raph cried irritably, "Shut up, it's not that, it's ..." 
"Hi guys." Right away, April entered the room with a worried look on her face.
"April?!" Says the turtles. 
"What's wrong with April? Why are not you with your friends?" Leo asked April. 
April sighed, "Guys, we have a problem." 
Mikey was quick to answer, "Do you need a new bra because of another growth spurt?" 
April blushed furiously as Raph slapped his head. "Oww, was it for fun?" 
"Did you say April?" Raph asked while watching Mikey. 
"It's really about my friends, ten girls, their brother and their neighbor," April asked. 
"Donnie's worst fear?" Raph taunted his geek brother. 
"Very funny !" Donnie said ironically. 
April then takes out a newspaper from her backpack and shows it to the turtles. 
"Oh my god," said Leo. 
"Shit." Said Raph shocked. 
"Well, it's bad." Donnie said worried. 
"Cool, there will be a new pizzeria!" Mikey excited. 
Each of the brothers rolled their eyes, but are concerned that there is now a $ 100,000 bonus on their heads and most New Yorkers will look for them. 
April continued, "And apparently, my friends are also participating in the contest."
"Well, that puts a damper on the plan." Raph supposed. 
"I think maybe you should stay down for a while until it all ends," suggested April. 
The Turtles considered that the options of choice were weak and waited for the heat to decrease. But if they do, more and more people will be stolen, or come out and risk being caught on camera or in a trap. 
"Sensei, what do you think should be a good approach?" Leo asked, hoping to ask his sensei for wisdom. 
"So basically, do the opposite of what Mikey does," Raph joked. 
"In rude terms yes." 
"Hey!" Mikey said offended. 
Leo thought of another idea: "And April, maybe you could get your friends away from where we are." 
"Okay, I'll try but most of them are determined to find you guys." 
Raph intervened, "Then give them false information about our locations, and if not, call us by T-Phone if they are in our area." 
"Okay." 
"Great, now let's move the ninjas!" Leo ordered. 
The Turtles will gather their weapons and begin to leave until Master Splinter stops them. 
April asked, "Something is wrong sensei?" 
"Yes, I feel that your brothers can be seen but he can become an ally."
"Do not worry master, we will not be seen!" Mikey said without any worries. 
"All right, now let's go!" They cross one of the tunnels and start navigating on one of the hidden exits.
As night falls, John plays Rayman 3 where he is in The Bog of Murk . He wanted to show his friends if the Hoddlums Stumbleboom can go down alone.
"And then someone to a plan? Asked Wendy
" That's it ! I think I know what they eat it's a monster "says a brilliant idea from Moketo 
" Oh yeah ! Asked the others except John
"That's it I got it! John shouted. But when it was hovering in the air, Rayman got shot and died in the water "NOOOOOON! WHORE ! "
Suddenly someone knocked on the door. It was Albert and his brother. "Hey guys, what are you doing? Asked Albert
"We discover what they like to eat, it's a monster" says Tambry
In the girls' room, Mabel spoke with her little pig "Ok Waddle we are going to prepare the operation Monster city" Waddle does not understand but he soot
As for Moketo, he spoke with Tambry's snake, "that will be our walk. Do not worry, Amikuto. I promise to come back to play Mario Kart with you. I love you my friend
But the snake who read the third volume of Naruto, mounted his head
"Hey, you speak with Tambry's snake! Says Thompson, smiling
"No, shut your mouth! Moketo said angrily
" This is so cute ! Thompson continued
"You saw it your shit! Moketo runs behind Thompson to silence him.
"Ok I think everyone is here and where is Moketo and Thompson? Asked Albert
But Soos intervenes "friends, or are you going? "
"At the pizzeria to eat pizza" says Dipper
" Oh ok. Good luck, guys, "said Soos
Thompson tried to run in front of the exit, but Albert blocked his way. "Moketo and Thompson, stop fighting. Otherwise, you would stay at Moss and Kirb! It's clear ?! "
"Stop Albert, it's good they understood the massage" says Wendy
"Ok but not 10:30! Kirb shouted
Meanwhile at the Loud's house, the kids were preparing everything to chase the monsters while Lori was going down to talk to their parents.
"So, are you okay if we go every ten to Spunk E. Pigeons tonight with our neighbors?" Ment Lori.
"Of course, but why do you all want to go to a pizzeria?" Lynn Sr. asked her daughter.
"She's right, we usually need a lot of bribes to get everyone to the same place," Rita said suspiciously of her children's sudden agreement.
"We just need something to do this Saturday, we have nothing to do." Lori still.
"Okay, but not 10 hours later and you're all on time," Rita told her daughter in a strict voice and her face hard as steel.
"Okay, let's go!"
Very quickly, April and Lincoln and her sisters were out and went to Vanzilla.
"So where should we start first?" Lori asked April, his brother and sisters.
"Well, I'd like a slice of pepperoni with a stuffed crust and ..." Leni was trying to tell her big sister.
"We're not going to eat pizza, Leni," Lincoln said.
"I think we should start looking in 5th Avenue," says April.
"Very good." Lori said he drove the Vanzilla out of the alley and hoping to find one of the monsters.
Lola just shouted, "$ 100,000 is coming!"
While everyone was clapping, April had secretly her T-Phone on the speaker all the time.
"It's good guys, they're leaving," said Albert, "you have to follow them. But before, little music "he puts the radio to put a music to his friends" NEW YORK, NEW YORK by FRANK SINATRA 1977
All we moaned “seriously, Albert?” Asked John
"Ok I'm going to change my music," said Albert and he changed the music and he puts Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance 1990 and his friends love it
In another part of Manhattan, the turtles listened on the T-Phone.
"Ok, guys, you know what to do," Leo asked.
"Yeah," said Raph.
"Certainly," Donnie said.
"Of course not." Mikey confused.
"Ugh, go in the opposite direction of one and the Loud sisters and their neighbors and try to stay in the shadows."
"Can do!" Mikey exclaimed.
The four brothers leave from building to building, planning to catch the Loud behind the disappearances once and for all.
Meanwhile, in a nightclub, there were members of Purple Dragon in a discussion.
"All right boys, you all know why we are here, are not they ?!" said the group leader.
"yes because monsters hurt your ass?"
"Exactly, they always interfere with our plans and we did not even see them, it's like they're not even human!" he said bitterly in his tone.
"So, what are we going to do with this problem, boss?" asked one of the thugs.
"All the members of our faction are walking in the alleys, they like to appear in the dark and everything else, so they would probably be there!"
The thugs nodded and began to catch an assortment of weapons. "Do you expect if they come here?"
"In case you did not notice Nelson, there are other people here in this Club who are not Purple Dragons, they would not want to make a scene, right? Asked the chef.
"Good point but what about the warehouse?"
"They might suspect it if we use the warehouse."
"Yeah, but we leave him helpless, do not we?"
"Do not worry, any clues they find have already been removed."
"No matter what you say, Dragon-Face," said Nelson.
"Well, now to other things, do you remember those two trainees?"
"Do you mean the two juvenile delinquents of high school?"
"Yeah, bring them a minute."
"Ok, Dragon Face."
"Douglas, leave the beginners!" He told the guy who was guarding the door.
"Okay." He opened the doors and two people entered the club. One of them was a tall, dark-haired 16-year-old boy wearing a black t-shirt and a gray sweater.
The other was a 14-year-old girl who had a black spot and a purple lock on her hair. "Has anyone ever been drunk and died here?" questioned the girl.
"But why would an Angel have asked that?" Casey asked.
"My name is supposed to be ironic."
"Casey and Angel, I heard good words about you two." said Dragon Face.
"Yeah, what do you want?" asked Casey.
"Watch out what you say Jones!" said Nelson with irritation.
"It's ok, Nelson," said Nelson Face Nelson said. "Now both of you are about to become Purple Dragons in their own right."
The two teens really did not know what to say. But Casey seemed a little suspicious.
"You only have to do three more tests and you are officially members!"
"So, what are the three trials?" Angel asked.
"You will see, for now, just sit until later." He then takes out 2 pocket knives. "In the meantime, you won them."
"Are we supposed to bite our teeth with these things?" Angel asked.
"We have all of these, not going home and waiting for our orders the next time we see you."
"Very good." Both are out of the club.
Nelson did not seem to agree with them. "Boss, kid Casey seems a bit disrespectful."
"I know and I also know you do not like the kid, but the boss seems pretty close to him so try."
"Ugh, okay, but do not accidents happen around his hood part?"
"Noted."
Meanwhile, the turtles were outside the warehouse waiting for someone to enter the warehouse and Raph was losing patience, "Good glorious leader when are they showing up?"
"They'll show up," Leo was patient.
Raph and Donnie seem rather bored to death. Mikey, meanwhile, was gaffing on a pole: "Yo guys, look how boomy is this boom!"
"Mikey, I really do not do that," Donnie warns his brother. 
"Why ?"
"Because it breaks any moment and you can break your head, or make it more broken than it already is!" Now, get out of this damn thing! He asked as he went on the pole to catch Mikey and he threw it back to the roof, but the post made a crackling noise, "crump"
The post broke in two and Raph and he started to fall to the ground. The pole breaks and Raph falls into a garbage truck
"Sorry not to try to catch you Raph!" shouted Mikey, hoping his brother was crazy.
Before Raph could comment, the truck's engine started: "Are you kidding?" Raph asked angrily, and the truck left carrying Raph with him.
"Dude, today is not Raph's day." Mikey commented on the events that occurred.
"Come on, we have to go get him." Leo ordered Mikey and Donnie to jump after the truck.
The truck rolled at a very fast pace.
Meanwhile, April, the Louds and the others were near Central Park, having set everything up.
"Ok, did everyone install the cameras?" Lori asked the group.
"Yes, we all have our disposable cameras including Luan's video camera," says Lincoln. "These monsters are going to have a close-up today!"
"Psssh, forget the false ghost hunters, imagine a crowd of people who cheer us as we showed them the monsters!" Said Lola with green in her eyes.
"I still think it's pretty dangerous," Lisa says, ignoring rumors of monsters.
"Come on Lisa, with that money, we could finally have another room!" Lincoln said trying to excite his sisters.
Ok, guys as soon as we filmed it's creatures, we'll be able to win the $ 100,000! Albert shouted
"Yeah great idea Albert!” Jean shouted, "and how do you want the movies?"
"Miss in profile ..."
"And you stop sending SMS!” Squeezie shouted
Luna then looked to April "So April, what will you make money since you help us?"
"Oh, I'll probably put it in the bank, it'll help my family save for my college in the future." At that moment, April's phone vibrated in search of Leo's text. "Oh no." April gasped with surprise and concern.
Lincoln saw April's worried look: "What's April?"
April hesitated to answer: "Nothing, it's just ... I'll be right back!"
She runs away leaving Lincoln and Luna confused. Lincoln, however, saw that April had dropped his notebook, "Luna, April dropped her notebook!"
"I guess she dropped it when she took out her phone."
Lincoln thought of wanting to gracefully return the notepad to his crush: "So maybe I should go make it!"
Luna raised an eyebrow, "And I hope she'll kiss you, brother?"
Lincoln was nervous and had a broad smile on his face, "Pfft, of course not, I just want to do a selfless act, that's all!"
Luna did not buy it. She would be the only one with Lori, Leni and Luan, who would be most worried about her only brother. But she is content to play: "Do not bother little brother." Lincoln nodded and left to follow April
Dipper approached him: "Do you want me to go with you? "
"If you want, Dipper," said Lincoln, "you four, do you want to come?"
Marc returned to Lynn, then returned to Lincoln, Waddle, Irving, Mabel, and Dipper. "No go 'y guys," says Marc "I'm going to stay with my brother, Squeezie, Lynn and my brother's friends"
"Okay see you later, Marc," Lincoln said.
Lincoln and the kids ran to follow April
The other girls did not seem to notice because they seemed to be starting the plan again. But John had an idea "maybe I should ..." But he's bothered by the sound of the helicopter.
"Why is there a helicopter landing in the park? Asked Robbie.
"I do not know, but we must go see! Said Albert, "here is my plan. John, Wendy, Thompson and Tambry are going to hide in the tree while Marc ... "Then he saw that Marc disappeared" ok. While me, the sisters of Lincoln, Moketo, Squeezie and Alice are going to follow the helicopter "
All bowed their heads and ran
Soon, behind the big tree, John Wendy, Tambry and Thompson waited for Albert and the others to arrive in front of the big lake. But Wendy saw a creature with giant horns next to her head and three others upstairs. She had one eye, she was pink-white with a dark pink cape.
"But it's Pyronica! Yelled Wendy, "How did she get to New York City ?! "
"You mean, you know her. Thompson and Tambry remember her,” says Wendy
"Here is my plan. First, go around the lake, then we'll kill her. "Thompson and Tambry approved the idea except John.
Robbie, Albert, Alice, Moketo Squeezie and Lincoln's sisters were hidden behind the hot dog stand.
"I know that one," said Robbie, "this is one of the creatures that Dipper fought.
"Robbie," said Alice
Perido? Not Perido. Bayonetta...
Robbie. ROBBIE! Alice shouted
"What!” Robbie shouted
"Lu ... Luna and her sisters approach her"
When they saw the sisters Loud approached Pyronica and the four men with weapons. "Who are you?" Says the creature, seeing these girls
"Are you the creature trying to kill Robbie? What is your name? "Asked Lola
"My name is Pyronica and no, I did not kill your Robbie"
Robbie runs in front of the sisters of Lincoln "You are stupid! Why did you get out of your stamp ?! Robbie shouted.
But they saw something moving in the lake and someone jumped Pyronica. It was Wendy "PYRONICA! Wendy shouted
Pyronica used her power but too late. Wendy threw herself on her. She hit it ten times on the creature.
"DO NOT STAY PLACE THE IMBECILE, PULL! Pyronica ordered his men.
His men aimed at Wendy's head. But the latter began to shout "GO TO KILL ME! "
"Stop fighting both! John said running. Wendy, Albert and the others, saw that John is shirtless and even Thompson. As for Tambry, she wore the top of John and Thompson's clothes
" And you who are you ? Pyronica asked.
"My name is John, John Christivoirien and I see you have met Squeezie, Moketo and Alice"
Pyronica smiled a little. She tries to use her fireball, but are phone rang "two minutes" says Pyronica "yes! Four people ! Well, then shoot them! What? Four children and a little pig ?! Alright, let them pass I said ... let them go, finished "
"Four children? Albert said
"I think it's Dipper, Lincoln, Mabel, Waddle and Irving," says Moketo 
"All right, the pose is over. Ahhhhh! Jean shouted, running to three of Pyronica's men. The three men shot Jean, but he dodged the bullets and rushed towards them punched them.
"The pines? The little children of Stanford? Pyronica thought she called the solda sound: "Foolish are the grandchildren of Ford! Dipper and Mabel »
"PYRONICA! John shouted and ran in front of her to give him the neck of grace. But this one dodged sent him the ball of fire to John.
Meanwhile, Lincoln, Irving Dipper, Dandinou and Mabel ran to warn April to return his notebook. But he stopped and they saw a soldier wearing a gas mask and his eyes were red.
"Excuse me sir, we want to go!" Said Dipper
"Stop! The soldier shouted
"But what if ..." Irving said. But he stopped talking. He remembers this man "I remember you! You are one of those soldiers when you capture civilians in the basement of the subway! "
" You know him?” Asked Dipper
" Uh no "
"Listen to me sir, we're a little squeeze," says Lincoln
"Stop right there! The soldier shouted
"Okay," said Mabel, "we just want to shoot monsters in the park."
"I have four civilians in front of the playground entrance. Please advise," he said, calling someone with his walkie-talkie
But Irving released a weapon in his pocket
"Irving, what are you doing? You are crazy ! Dipper shouted
"Do not worry, I'm not going to kill him," Irving said with a smiley face
"Sir, there are four children and a little pig," said the soldier "but ... yes, sire"
then he turns off his walkie talkie "kids, you can move on. The children walked past him, but Irving tugged on the soldier's head and fell to the ground
"Irving, did you become sick or what ?! Mabel shouted
“Wait, guys. I did not kill him I just fall asleep with a non-lethal weapon: it means no kils »
"So what did he do with him? Mabel asked.
"We have to stay here for the watch, Lincoln, you're going to get April, then tell him what's going on here," Dipper said. 
"All right," says Lincoln
Soon, April arrived at the old playground, "Ok guys, I'm here!" Two of his brothers, Leo and Mikey, fell from the trees around the playground. "Donnie, you too! "
"Is it you April?" Donnie asked in a slightly shaky voice.
"Yes, Donnie no Loud girls did not follow me!" Leo replied.
Donnie came out of hiding and was relieved.
"Are you lost, Raph ?!" April seemed very concerned.
"Yeah, but it was not my fault!" Mikey said by instinct.
April had fumbled with disappointment, "What am I going to do with you guys?"
Mikey was about to give a literal answer, but Donnie stopped him, "DO NOT DO IT!"
April shook her head at the difficult situation of her brothers, all unaware that a certain guy was looking at them: "giant turtles ?! April found them ?! Lincoln thought and was panicked. He was ready to run to his sisters, then he accidentally stepped on a twig.
"And crump," said Lincoln
April and the turtles spotted Lincoln on the side of the building, "Lincoln ?!"
Lincoln tried to run away but a bola quickly closed that idea. Leo then came right in front of Lincoln, "You're just a kid!"
"AAAAHHHHH" Lincoln yelled back panicking about it until he fainted.
"Oh no," April said, worried that Lincoln spotted her turtles.
To be continued…
Notes from the author: So now Lincoln has spotted the turtles, how is he going to interact with them? Will Raph be safe? How will purple dragons capture their enemies? Stay tuned for Part 2. So, this is the first official chapter. Casey and Angel will make more appearances later.
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