#if you think what happened to peanut is bad wait til you learn what cops do to people

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I would call it the weirdest October surprise in history but it's fucking November and the election is tomorrow so let's say instead that reactionary Trump supporters, after spending the entire election season calling themselves the party of law and order, saying that migrants deserve mass brutality for breaking the law and defending the police from criticism of their brutality, rallying around an illegal pet squirrel called Peanut being euthanised by the authorities and using it as a rallying cry to vote for Donald Trump because apparently this is Democrats fault, is the weirdest election imminent frenzy in recorded history. They don't even care when cops kill people. Even keeping the conversation strictly to animals, they don't even care that cops kill 25 dogs a day. I have to believe this is absurdist metacommentary performance art, I have to, let me have this delusion like lmao, bro, your guy is being mauled in the polls and your rallying cry is a squirrel.