#if you arent

[satellites-halo]

yeah you're "punk" but are you normal about deformed people?

Edit: reblogs are off because my notes have been filled with this post for months. the correct term is 'people with limb/facial differences' and this post was originally about the cripplepunk movement not punk as a whole

[buwheal]

Spamton, there's reports of darkners just like you dying because they ate like you do now

eat real food before you get worms eating you inside out or something

Just because you send something twice doesnt mean im going to answer it. I wouldve answered it way earlier if i was going to. But im not. Youre being a little extreme with this at this point. /nm

[tragicsibsshowdown]

anon has been turned back on for asks, please be respectful

[unbeleevable]

[hunnicute]

i dont think spotify knows what a genre is

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[twinliches]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the "question only a human can answer" which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[loserfae]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[vamprisms]

one thing about me is when i read or watch something and there's an evil child or some sort of monster who was born a monster i'm always going to side with the monster. sorry about your loser parents i would have loved you. skill issue

[gorenography]

[Image description: a screenshot of a text message conversation. A. is the sender, B. the replier. Slight edits made for better accessibility.

A.: "Every time I talk to you I feel confused. I've never met anyone that speaks like you do."

B.: "stop lovebombing mw. *me."

A.: "What? It's not a compliment. You scare me."

/end of ID]

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[twisting-in-wonderland]

'Yuu!'

[drinkingmelonwater]

Genuine question to Taylor Swift fans: when does her music get good?

I’ve heard some of her songs- mostly the most popular ones, and almost entirely through osmosis. And people are insane about her music, but i don’t get it.

Imo, her music is.. okay? When i hear her music at a party, it doesnt make me want to barf or anything and i can enjoy it, but its never something i go out of my way to listen to (admittedly, i mostly listen to the indie rock/bedroom pop sphere of music).

Ive tried listening to her songs, but haven’t been hooked. I genuinely want to know, which songs are actually good? Is there something worth liking in her songs, or is this a case of an artist being ‘overrated?’

Theres also a lot of people out there that are insane about hating her music. Theres a lot to dislike about Taylor Swift as a person (re: her carbon footprint, being annoying, being rich, being famous, being a woman, etc.), but that’s not really the point. This is about her music.

[chronostutter]

i do deeply enjoy having normal friends because they'll say shit like "surely nobody finds [random robot character] fuckable right" and i get to be like buddy. my mutuals are doing insane things to his digital cervix

[stemmmm]

scenario in which bill stops torturing him and takes the time to explain what the portal is in terms more detailed than "this will get you the nobel prize for sure" and "im going to destroy your dimension, dipshit"

[hinamie]

subject, specimen, spectacle;

should i say that you're dead?