#if you already posted one and i tagged you anyway oopsie and sorry

[wcdonaldo]

got tagged by @kirikomamura and @akihatohnoofficial so i'm jumping in on this too!

tagging @4e3076 @esmae-solace @transbian-vergil @ushimimihandjobs @mimeo-tan if any of you want to do the tag game!

[arklay]

RESIDENT EVIL → DR. DIANA WESKER

"This is how a girl becomes holy: first she becomes empty." — Brynne Rebele-Henry, Prelude

[templates × & × — insp — playlist]

[crsssie]

from one admirer to another : new year's eve?

pairing: leon kennedy x reader || masterpost: from one admirer to another

synopsis: from one admirer to another, an online penpal service, allows for two people with common interests to write to each other without ever revealing their actual address! Luckily for both you and Leon, you get matched up! What do eggs and Christmas even have in common anyway? sure hope it's that modeling business and NOT that Ada Wong addiction.

featuring: reader as scrambled eggs // leon as christmas

Oh, Christmas,

An Ada shrine? Send me a photo of it next time, will you? Or an artist's rendition. You barely doodle on the pages, so it feels a little bland or something. I have fun sending you quick doodles of me kissing Ada on the cheek, so you should do that too. Come on, I know you want to.

I'm sure you do a great job at pretending to be normal. I do too... granted no one decides to ask me about my hobbies. My hobbies include writing and fighting Ada-antis on twitter. Poor woman is already so hot and still has to deal with haters :( god forbid a woman exist.

As for that love advice you're asking for... you're crazy. You're literally crazy (;¬_¬). Like, come on. Just have your manager stalk them down. I'm sure it's not something uncommon in the industry. If anything, find a big event that they'll be walking. Even if they're a model that "doesn't do many shoots" surely you'll find them eventually. I'm kidding on the stalking part, by the way.

I read the added part on the back of the envelope that you had me as well, and honestly, if they like Ada, GO BOND. Unless you want nothing to happen, then keep on going with your day-to-day. Who knows, maybe if you throw that fishing line out you might actually catch that fish you want. But then again, why should you listen to me? I'm just a penpal.

The new glhf <3 chapter reaction was so real LMFAO I read it and sat there for a solid ten minutes just processing what the hell had just happened after reading it. It was not cute! Okra needs to AUGHHHHHH. ugh.

Updates in my life... not much, I don't think. I was helping my friends host the cupsleeve event and when Ada walked in I nearly passed out. I had to take a lap outside. That woman is so hot and the line to get an autograph was unrealistically long so I... just had my friends get my phone signed for me... oopsie. Call that nepotism or smth.

Thanks for the small trinket from the event! I'm sending you a handful of miscellaneous stickers that I dug up from my drawer. Sorry, I gotta go to a convention or something to get more Ada merch. My stash of things to send people can only last me so long.

Happy New Year!! scrambled eggs

You drop the letter off in the morning, stepping into the car with Ada as she rolls her eyes and tells you to behave while accompanying her at a shoot. You linger around, blinking at the clock as you spend most of the day on your phone.

"Come on. We have one last shoot."

"We?" You raise a brow. "I didn't book anything today."

"It's a personal one to post on New Years." She hums. "You know? Like we do each year?"

"Is that why you got extensions two days ago?" You raise a brow, following her as you wave bye to a handful of the people. "It was for this shoot?"

"I had to get them because of another shoot, and I just ended up keeping them on instead of taking them out." She raises a brow at you. "I'm glad you decided to dress up today."

"Is it just us?"

"Every year, sweetheart."

You grab her arm, grinning ear to ear as she rolls her eyes.

"You gotta post it on your main, though."

"Of course. I'll even tag your model account the company made you create with not even a tenth of the followers you have on your fic account." Ada hums. "Your photography needs to be shown."

You pretend to be hurt, stumbling after her in the street as the two of you get ready to meet up.

"I'm putting a short-haired wig on you anyway, though."

"Wow, you hate my long hair that much?"

"No, no." You huff. "I like your short hair better."

prev letter : masterlist : next post

[laceybluereviewer]

blog update/review!

HEY, lovely followers of mine, I’m back! Sorry about my hiatus, I’ll do a follow-up post soon <3 I’m doing a review of this super cool free app and website called Tee! 

Tee is the one-size-fits-all application and website that caters to as many social media forms as possible. You guys have probably seen them floating around because they’re getting pretty popular!

I decided to do an unsponsored, unbiased review and overview so that you guys could consider checking them out :> !! I’ve had issues with getting images to post on my blog lately so I can’t show you direct screenshots but I’m sure a quick Google search would bring them up.

The homepage of the site is pretty cool, it’s not super crowded but it’s a good place to start out~ ! Before you even make an account you can either look at the two main galleries, the first one is dedicated to the three most popular posts, videos, and/or images of the day, so you can immediately check out what’s buzzing! The second one picks out three completely random posts, videos, and/or images too, and it changes every time you come back to the homepage :D !!

The bottom of the homepage has all of the guides to each of Tee’s modes, which include Tee Anon, Tee Blogs, Tee Bytes, Tee Cams, Tee Clips and Tee Vee, but I’ll go over each one just for you guys >:3 

For those of us who were on the old Internet, Tee Anon is like a throwback to those old message boards! You just start a thread with an image and just talk about anything with anyone else, completely anonymous! You don’t even need a Tee account to do this (though I think there is a post limit amount but idk) Anon mode has roughly only 50 threads up at all times before it gets archived :( but, Tee already stated that if it became popular enough it would be upgraded as necessary. You can even search through the archive and the threads for what you want to talk about. 

Tee Blog allows you to customize your own blog space just like my blog! You can post images, words, sound clips, videos, pretty much whatever! You can even make your blog play music if you want! However, your future blogs will need to be coded by you or someone else. There is no pre-built blog maker as of this post, however, Tee announced plans to create one to make it easier for those with no experience in blog making. 

Again though that’s only a feature for those of us with Tee accounts (which by the way are free!) Without an account, you can view blogs, search for other blogs, and search specific tags to see posts that you like. But with a Tee account, you’re also able to directly message blogs, share stuff directly from someone else's blog, and search for specific tags (Did I mention every post can end with a tag?!) With an account, blog mode also gives you a separate homepage that shows posts from blogs or tags you follow. Again though, you need to make an account to get the fun bits! I’m going to be having a blog there too soon, so make sure you guys look for me under LaceyBlueReviewer <3

You guys remember Twitter? I mean, X? Oopsie. Anyway, Tee has a better version of that too! It’s called Tee Bytes. There’s a 140-character limit and you can share and follow other people and tags on Tee Bytes similar to Tee Blogs. As of right now only supports written posts! No photos >:( As before, with an account, you can directly message someone’s Byte account, follow accounts, follow tags, and make posts on your account, duh. Without one you can only view accounts, tags, and posts… Hmm, maybe there’s a pattern here?

I honestly think it’s pretty cool that Tee isn’t demanding an account out of us, though, what’s the harm in having one account for pretty much everything that I need? Oh, did I mention that your accounts between modes aren’t automatically linked? Unless you opt to link your accounts with each other, people won’t automatically be able to check your Byte account and know that you’re posting about sad kitties and cute boys on your Blog account. This applies to a few other modes too which I’ll specify later on <3

The next mode is Tee Cams!!!!!!!!!! Photos, photos, photos!!!!!!!! Unlike Instagram and X, images are shown as their actual file size (none of that icky Insta crop- unless if you opt for cropped mode!) You can comment on photos too but you can’t directly message someone unless they linked their Byte, Blog, Clip, or Vee account to their Cam account. 

Remember, you can’t post without an account~

Tee Clips has only short videos JUST like TikTok! Videos have to be 8 minutes or less if you choose to post some. Right now, they have a Vine Challenge to see if people could create six-second clips in honor of Vine! I think there’s even a prize for the most popular one <3. You can’t make these videos without accounts either though so get one and join the challenge! There are two “feeds” that can be both displayed at once or can be collapsed for just one feed! There’s a trending feed and then there’s your recommended feed, which includes tags you follow, people you follow, and other things that Clips recommends based on what you watch. You can also directly message people here too C: Search works the same as Tee Blog’s.

Tee Clip’s counterpart is Tee Vee which has long videos! And guess, what… There are no ads BEFORE videos on Tee Vee. There’s a maximum length of 10 hours, but that can be upgraded if you make a one-time payment each time you want to upgrade for videos past that. You can directly message other users on Tee Vee, plus comment on videos, but it’s not as common in my experience. Vee also has a mini homepage with trending videos before you start to follow other Vee accounts. Search works the same as Tee Blog’s. Your home screen here is mostly dedicated to actually uploading videos and the search bar, though you can tab into watching mode and get infinite recommendations. 

Essentially, all your accounts can be linked together so that when you check out someone’s blog, you can also look at their Vee acc! It’s called Profile Linking and it’s really useful! You can also link your preferred tags and users (if they exist on the other platforms), so that when you go into Vee mode, you can look at tags related to what you follow on your Bytes account. The last thing I wanted to talk about is the last thing on this review because, well, no one likes it when money gets involved. As I mentioned, yes Tee Vee mode offers an Upgrade Video Length feature, but there are a few other paid-for features. There’s a Support Tee feature that supports Tee using minimal to no ads. As of writing this, the only ads are promotional accounts that have to pay extra to sponsor products directly within a specific mode. It doesn’t affect a user’s usual algorithm of posts, videos, and images directly without another extra cost to do so. Tee is also planning on doing a merch store and reveal their cute mascot (I’m so excited for this!)

Anyway, thanks for checking out my review guys, hope to be more active in the future!

-LaceyBlueReviewer

[peplaaa72]

OOOHHH DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE TAGGED TYYYYY <33333

@affocream-nation-lives (You're also sooo nice and tyyy, ngl chatting with you helped me becoming less socially awkward >:3. Also hopefully I'll be able to finish that one animatic, hehe)

@milkamel (Ig we're siblings now tee-hee. Dang I can't believe we know each other for over 6 years for now-- HONESTLY I'm happy as hell I know you and our friends group, you guys are the best!!! Rlly treat you all as a part of my family at this point OOPSIE)

@niexs-sxein (BEST NEPHEW YAAAAY! Hopefully my 4 min long discord voice messages weren't too much--- bcuz one day I'll definitely send you 10 min long vm xD)

@savesavva (MY IRL BROOOO YAAAYYY! Dang I do hope we'll be able to meet irl more often in the future, you're rlly cool!!!)

@tmiwuad (Ngl I love how I can literally learn more from your offtop blog 😭🙏 and love that right after informative post there can go one with memes. You're wholesome person!!)

@asotiaa (I don't know you well enough yet, but I already like you! Also I'd rlly love to hear more about life in Germany from you--- EVEN THO YOU SPENT JUST A YEAR THERE)

@ruanwu (🔨🦈🦌 I'M SORRY---. Anyway you're nice person, I'm happy we know each other >:3. And damn srry but now I can only associate you and Sinka with Dandy's world)

@hyssor (rip download in case anyone didn't get it. Pupupuuuu, burn in hell Yulia /j. SRRY BUT THOSE R THE FIRST INSIDE JOKES THAT CAME TO MY MIND WHEN I TAGGED YOU---)

@icegnawer (Dang bro I hope you're doing well. Yeah we're receiving messages from you, but still. ALSO even though you're not home and prolly won't see this post RN you must reblog it when you come back y'know 🙄 that's why I tagged you!!!)

(can't tag more ppl cuz they don't have Tumblr 😔💥💥)

TYSM GUUUYYSSS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! 🎉🎉🎉👐👐👐

P.S. Can't post NY arts rn unfortunately :(. But there will be! >:3

@jumpy-buggy-33 @ollie-arts67 @ashmeertheimp @k4izershasfreakycanon @cyrophobia

[And all my moots becuz I'm supposed to be helping out during party 😋]

[zgvlt]

Hello again, this is the same anon from here

Honestly any fanfic would do, a series or one shot that seems to have really good writing. I've been trying to look for well written one shots for awhile on tumblr. My friend on here actually introduced me to your blog, they speak very highly of you. But other than your blog I did find people who write in detail but they're from another fandom sadly:(

A questio, do you know the self aware twisted wonderland AU? It's a very interesting AU. You should see the one shots made for the AU although they don't write in detail as much but their ideas for said AU is very interesting, nowadays most of the things being posted about the AU is all about writing letters to your favorite characters instead of one shots so that's why I was hoping you could give me a few recommendations:)

ohhhh i think i understand better now yes. and yes, i know about the self-aware AU! it was popular in the mysmes fandom too haha, it's a fun au for any game. i think a couple of writers have done their take on it so i don't really know who you're referring to or who did it first haha

regardless i guess i'll recommend fics (and honestly? just writers) i personally enjoy, and you can see if they're to your taste as well! or you can scroll through their masterlists yourself! and also this is my opportunity to talk about my talented mutuals oopsies

sorry for the tags pls forgive me hehe 🤗

i already talked about this in a post a few months ago, but i love anything written by @traumxrei-archive !! one of trau's leona fics titled "the shape of one's heart" is an easy new favorite of mine, i love character studies so much and screams and falls into a pit. and speaking of series! trau has a mini series based on fairy gala, fittingly named "the fairy gala collection"... and then and then just... trau's fics <3 heart eyes only!!

these are short but intimate... which makes sense because "fondness found amongst fleeting intimacy" [part 1 w/ idia, vil, mal, crewel] [part 2 w/ savanaclaw boys] by @twsthearts i just think about them every so often, the title itself enraptured me and i was just compelled to read and i had no regrets knox if u see this i adore ur writing sm i always feel like i'm reading one of my poetry books or the diaries of novelists excerpts from your works feel like they belong on a book, and then a pinterest girlie will be so in love they'll scan it and post it on their board

@twstedstoryshop hi okay so i'm going to admit i haven't finished shopkeep's full catalogue yet but i'm going to say "convenient marriage" (deuce historical AU) is probably my favorite bc i just... historical AUs, but i also enjoy "funny thing called fate" (azul soulmate AU) because i'm predictable and I think soulmate AUs are the best!!

@kaiijo ying...!!! such charming writing...! "magnetic" (azul frenemies to lovers) might be to your taste! although i am a simple human and the love triangle [part 1] [part 2] ones are my favorites dreamy sighing

i haven't actually read any of these yet (bc i want to binge all of them in one day oops) but since you mentioned series of one shots i thought of "the who does the prefect like" collab bc some of my (again, talented!) mutuals are participating in it i think it's worth checking out!

these are all i can think of right now off the top of my head that you might enjoy but if i think of more i'll reblog this!

anyway to whoever else is reading this feel free to recommend me some fics as well because i have not been reading a lot of fanfic lately hjsjsjsd i haven't had the time to finish my mutuals masterlists cries +++

i would love to follow more people ahhhh give me your recs &lt;3

[all-hail-the-witcher]

please, if you’re in the mood......... tell us more about pre-trials geralt

sorry this got buried in my ask box for a few days i run an ao3 tag blog also and things tend to get a little lost sometimes

here are my pre-trials geralt hcs:

-first of all, his Looks

-pre-trials geralt is Hot

-like okay, post-trials geralt is hot too but like you know what i mean

-he has long brown curly/wavy hair

-bright blue eyes

-his voice wasn't nearly as deep and rough, it was more smooth and he was very good at using it to sweet talk himself out of anything

-obviously he was tall, but like lean muscular, not as jacked as he is later

-and he was always smirking

-essentially he looked like that picture of henry cavill in the sweater

-this one:

-but his hair was a little longer and a little more curly

-and speaking of his hair

-he took much pride in it

-and he would do his best to upkeep his curls 

-he’d braid it, put it up, do fun intricate styles sometimes when he got bored and couldn’t sleep

-he wears leather bracelets

-and he always kept the laces or buttons on his shirt undone

-also he was a fan of just wearing the witcher equivalent of undershirts (chemises? idk)

-at that point he didnt have nearly as many scars, but he had a few from like training and shit

-in his opinion, they were enough to make him interesting and mysterious (and not a “monster”)

-he kept his shirts unlaced to show off the one slicing through his collar bone

-he would regularly work out shirtless (despite vesemir’s disapproval)

-and he’d put his freaking medallion between his teeth every now and then 

-his medallion is the equivalent of a fuck boys gold cross necklace

-essentially he's a fuckboy. a witcher fuck boy. 

-and everyone is in love with him

-and he knows it

-the younger baby witchers are so enamored by him (including one baby lambert) 

-and why wouldn't you be? he's attractive, he’s funny, he loves to pull pranks, and he can talk himself out of any situation

-oh thats the other thing about pre-trials geralt

-he talks. a lot.

-flirts with everyone. other trainees, the older witchers, even the mages (which comes back to bite him later)

-they claim he never uses the same line twice (he doesn't)

-he tries to learn as many languages as possible cause he knows people find it sexy when you speak another language

-and then there’s eskel

-he and geralt are Immediately Bros

-they look similar so they pull pranks on people 

-but it only works on the newbies usually cause everyone else can tell them apart by the fact that geralt’s far more outgoing and talkative and eskels a little quieter

-they know the whole keep inside out and backwards

-every secret passage, every room, every everything

-they hang out on the roof

-they have stashes of food and sweets and alcohol pretty much everywhere

-they “sneak out”

-and they throw parties

-well “parties” 

-which usually consist of getting a few other trainees together and drinking 

-they almost always get caught (cause hello they're in a keep full of fucking witchers) but geralt always talks them out of trouble

-they love pulling pranks on the mages cause they're so easy to annoy

-geralts the mastermind of all of them

-he steals their herbs, replaces them with other stuff, you know, classic hijinks 

-but they love trying to prank vesemir the most

-it never works

-but they still try

-and there are many rumors about geralt that circle the keep

-hes like the regina george of kaer morhen 

-people claim he's slept with everyone to the mages to trainees to witchers 

-he knows all these cool knife tricks and sword tricks

-part of witcher training at this point is being absolutely wooed by geralt

-so then the trials happen

-eskel and geralt have a big party the night before and for once vesemir doesn't try to interrupt because he knows most of them will probably die the next day

-and eskel and geralt are talking about how they're gonna have another big party after they all get through the trials 

-thats another thing

-most of the boys are at least a little terrified of the trials

-geralt is not 

-hes extremely confident and cocky

-he even picks his post trials name: geralt eric rodger du haute bellegarde 

-vesemir rolls his eyes, but knows there's no point in trying to change his mind 

-but anyway

-the trials happen

-geralt and eskel both survive along with a few others 

-and geralt’s eyes aren't blue anymore but thats okay cause he's still pretty much the same otherwise

-all the kiddos are relieved cause they likes geralt and eskel u know and if he can't survive the trials then what chance do they have?

-but then 

-one day a few days after the trials

-eskel notices that geralts not in their room and he's like hm cause they're still kinda recovering from the whole thing so where the hell would he go

-hes missing for a few days. maybe a week or two

-eskels freaking the fuck out

-no one knows where he is

-but then he's back

-but he’s not the same

-the mages got revenge on him for bugging them all those years by giving him extra mutations

-vesemirs pissed cause that wasn't what was supposed to happen

-geralts definitely different this time cause he lost more than just his eyes

-his long curls are gone, replaced by straight white hair

-he has fangs that make it awkward to talk cause he’s not used to them and he bites his lip

-even if he wanted to talk, that is, which he doesn't 

-cause during the extra mutations he had a potion that burned his vocal chords a little bit and now its all gruff and gravelly and it hurts to talk

-eskel realizes very very quickly that geralt is definitely not the same anymore

-starting with the fact that he refuses to look at eskel

-because they looked so similar before, so thats his biggest reminder

-eskel is extremely guilty and cuts his hair very short 

-but geralt still refuses to leave his room for some time

-cause now he thinks he looks and sounds like a monster, and he never wanted that

-everyone else though just falls more in love with him

-hes mysterious and striking and so different from all the other witchers

-he finishes his training as quickly as possible

-only speaking when absolutely necessary and otherwise just grunting (which everyone else finds incredibly sexy)

-he stops really caring about his body and just lets it gat scarred. it doesn't matter anyway what he looks like he's already a freak (in his head)

-and he doesn't flirt anymore. and he certainly doesn't smile. 

-and he changes his witcher name to something more simple and forgettable: geralt of rivia

-but the stories of him continue long after he's left the keep

-and on the occasion he comes home for the winter, the trainees all strain to catch a glimpse of the elusive geralt 

-every now and then when he gets really drunk he might crack a smirk or say one of his old pickup lines

-but other than that, pre-trials geralt is all but buried deep in his subconscious

-that is, until he meets jaskier

tag list cause i like these (hmu if you want on or off)

@percy-jackson-is-sexy-

@barlowarts

@eminasan

@llamasdumpsterfire

@stinastar

@nonegenderleftpain

@geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde

@geekymagicalpotato

@jaskierswolf

@toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account

@toss-a-coin-to-your-lesbian

@littleredhotridinghood

@artemisthehuntress

@love-more-today-than-yesterday

@fontegagrilledcheese

@punksarcasticmisanthropicwriter

@acemoppet

@lookatgeraltmyboi

@gods-oopsie-woopsie

@eya-trying-to-function

@just-a-himbo-and-his-feral-bard

@julek

[florencesmachine]

tell me what's going on

Why tumblr user donottearmedown/luciequeenofelfame/luciehvrondaie is an embarrassment: a Masterpost

Hi if you’re here it’s because you’ve heard that tumblr user donottearmedown is an embarrassment and you’d like to know all the details! Let me break it down. It all started with this post by @minacarstairs (Tessa (yes @minacarstairs’s name is Tessa sorry if that makes this post confusing)), in which donottearmedown originally reached out to Tessa by sending her something along the lines of “Do you ship heronstairs/herongraystairs?” And Tessa replied with something along the lines of “Yeah lmao herongraystairs rights!”

(I wanna note that Tessa was being very polite, and continues to be very polite to people who disagree with her opinions on heronstairs/herongraystairs. She even began her original conversation with dont tear me down by saying it’s a matter of personal interpretation :) it’s donottearmedown who made the conversation mean-spirited)

(Also Tessa pls correct next if I’m wrong on any of this thnx)

And then sometime later, the conversation above ensues in which donottearmedown, seemingly perfectly reasonable at first, disagrees with the ship and offers a link to look at. (She throws this link around any chance she gets. She really fucking loves this link.) I got involved because in her answer, Tessa replies back with a link from a post I made from my own blog starting back in 2018, and then continued to add to it until my account got terminated (long story). You can read through both posts and check out all the replies! But basically we realized during this interaction that donottearmedown wasn’t looking to have a friendly conversation and was, in fact, batshit crazy. They were saying some absolute brain dead shit like that people shipping heronstairs is the same as people shipping Alec x Clary. Here’s the screenshot:

donottearmedown came back the next day to reply on several of Tessa and mine’s post which she wasn’t even tagged in, such as this one, and this one that had absolutely nothing to do with her because I make that same post every year. Here’s a screenshot from my old account last year via Instagram:

(there are more posts she replied to but I can’t be bothered to look for them, I’m sure you can find them on their blog if you can spare the braincells)

Racism by donottearmedown:

So, Tessa received this anon which tipped us off to some of the other tomfoolery on donottearmedown’s blog. We decided to look for ourselves and lo and behold, here’s the post of donottearmedown accusing Cassandra Clare of having a “Chinese kink” for writing Jessa:

Which, first of all, makes no sense because there’s like 2 Chinese characters in TSC total. If anything CC has a straight white boy kink lmao. But by saying this she was basically implying that the ONLY way Tessa (book!Tessa), or anybody who loves Jem, can love him is if they have a “Chinese kink”. Which donottearmedown can’t seem to be able to understand is an incredibly racist thing to say and think.

They also reblogged this BLM link and proceeded to tag it with absolute nonsense like “#smoke weed #lose weight #wessa”. I don’t know if her intentions were to mock the BLM movement but I still found this to be so incredibly disrespectful and tone deaf.

I also feel like I should mention this ask sent to Tessa in which donottearmedown implies she ~could be~ Asian, but it’s “none of her business anyways” (as if being Asian would absolve anyone of being racist akjsksjsj), but based on the fact that she has a track record of lying and pretending to be a person she’s not (as you will soon see :)) I call bullshit lmao:

I think that was the last of our interactions until today? Tessa and I were distracted because we have, you know, real lives.

But anyway, that brings us to today.

donottearmedown started replying to posts from mine and Tessa’s blogs which she wasn’t tagged in, again, and made several days ago. This one literally wasn’t even about her, it was about someone else that had engaged with one of Tessa’s posts. I made that post over a week ago and had already forgotten about it, but clearly donottearmedown never stops thinking about us 😳

NOW I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THIS POST SPECIFICALLY.

Why? Because donottearmedown and luciequeenofelfame (now luciehervndaie) interacted on this post, as 2 seperate entities. luciequeenofelfame had also interacted with Tessa and I’s original posts at the beginning of June (you can check the replies on the posts!) coming to donottearmedown’s defense, and praising her for her opinions and other shit like that.

Here’s the screenshot. As you can see here, luciehervndaie reblogs from donottearmedown and adds on to their opinion:

Now here’s the kicker: donottearmedown and luciehervndaie are the same person.

As in, this bitch literally made up a second blog so that she can pretend to be someone else agreeing with her own opinions and cheering herself on.

Here’s the proof:

I made this post calling out donottearmedown on their racism. I didn’t bother tagging her in the original post because I knew she was stalking my blog and would see it eventually anyway. 😌 And they took the bait, as you can see.

AND THEN I got the notification that luciequeenofelfame had replied to my post. Here’s the reply:

Now here’s where donottearmedown/luciequeenofelfame made an oopsie! 😳

Notice where luciequeenofelfame says “1. I didn’t delete it lmao”. She’s responding to my tags on this post where I’m calling out donottearmedown on her racist post, and my tags read:

“#the fact you went and deleted this post because you KNEW you were about to get slammed #comedy”

(context: @wilhelminacarstairs looked on donottearmedown’s blog recently looking for the post I screenshotted in the link above, and he couldn’t find it so I assumed she deleted it so that I wouldn’t call her out on it. Although she claims she didn’t delete it, so! Maybe it’s still up! Feel free to look for it and let me know lmao)

Now, in the tags I am obviously talking to donottearmedown, correct? So then why is luciequeenofelfame replying that she didn’t delete anything? 🤔 AND JUST AS IM ABOUT TO REPLY-

Wow, looks like I can’t reblog the post. Why? Because luciequeenofelfame has deleted it, and then IMMEDITALY changed her url to luciehvrondaie, hoping it would cover her tracks. Little does she know, tumblr notifications are forever:

As you can see, donottearmedown/luciequeenofelfame/luciehervndaie realized they made an oopsie, so she deleted her first response and posted it again from the blog she actually MEANT to post it from. Damn if only she knew that @minacarstairs @wilhelminacarstairs and I keep screenshots of e v e r y t h i n g :/ Then she might have gotten away with it! 😩

But yeah lmao here are the posts I made about it immeditaly afterwards calling her out on it because I thought it was funny: X X X X

She defends herself on some of them saying shit like “wow so I’m just making up blogs for support wessa? The majority of the fandom supports Wessa so I’m all of those blogs according to you? I’m thousands of people?!” Or just trying to change the topic back to heronstairs and ignoring the allegations altogether. Like, no luv we’re not saying you’re every single Wessa blog ever. We’re just saying you’re these 2, and we’re right lmao. If you look through both their blogs they also post about the same fandoms, and more damning, make a lot of the same spelling errors. Seriously their speech pattern is exactly the same. Feel free to look through them if you want, and if they don’t start mass-deleting post trying to cover their tracks.

BONUS:

I don’t know how true this is, but according to @fair-but-wilde-child on this ask, donottearmedown is ALSO the infamous twitter stan that complained to CC about TLH having too many gay characters.

EXTRA BONUS:

luciequeenofelfame/luciehvrondaie (donottearmedown’s second account 😌) is the account responsible for that wessa vs jessa comparison chart that went around a while ago LMAOOOOOOOO embarrassing

tl;dr: donottearmedown/luciequeenofelfame/luciehvrondaie is a biphobic racist who’s opinions are so bad she has to make a second account to agree with herself

🥺 tragic

Also I wanna say for the record, as @minacarstairs ans @wilhelminacarstairs will testify, I guessed a while ago these accounts were the same person when I noticed their speech patterns were eerily similar, and how luciequeenofelfame always seemed to reply to donottearmedown’s posts IMMEDITATELY after they were posted. 

So the lesson for today? Cinthia is always right. 😤

[fight-surrender]

Ok, so I’ve been in a bit of a slump since I finished Howlin. I haven’t really written 3 sentences in the last 3 weeks. I’m working on getting my mojo back. There were two posts that helped with this particular funk (in addition to a great pep talk by @bazzybelle) one was from @adamarks via @krisrix I think, the gist of it was “anxiety lies” which was kinda eye opening bc I always knew that about depression, but mine is more like a wet blanket that doesn’t speak, but the anxiety. THAT has a lot to say. So it’s nice to have a better way to shut it up. The other was @adamarks writing advice post. I needed that. Also thanks to @carryonsimoncarryonbaz for the commiseration. 

Thank you to @sourcherrymagiks, @thehoneyedhufflepuff, @foolofabookwyrm, @captain-aralias, @annabellelux, @amphipodgirl, @ninemagicks, @adamarks, & @sharing-a-room-with-an-open-fire for the tags <3 Thanks to the people who tagged me the last few Sundays when I had nothing. Thanks to those who tagged me but Tumblr hid the tags bc it’s weird that way. 

ANYway. I set out to write a few lines and wrote a lil ficlet based on a kiss prompt from a list I posted awhile back. This is totally unbeta’d so all errors are totally mine. 

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Prompt: 22. A kiss that is leading to more, but is interrupted by a third party. This takes place during WS, an alt version of the bird carnage scene in Vegas. 600ish words. A hint of angst with a happy ending (of course)

Simon POV:

I step into the bathroom, closing the door behind me. There are dead birds everywhere.

“Better?” I ask.

“Better,” he says. “Sorry.”

“For what?” I reply, “Being a vampire, with natural vampire urges? I’ve already established that I’m cool with it.” I flip the toilet lid down and sit.

Baz is leaning on the counter. There’s a black feather stuck to his cheek. I want to wipe it away, but I suspect that might not go over well.

“Lamb’s a good-looking bloke.” I murmur. The tile beneath my feet is black, inlaid with swirls of gold.

“What?” Baz sounds sharp. Caught out.

“I mean—” I can do this, I press on.  “He’s well fit. Posh. Vampy.” I can barely get the words out. Hardly a whisper, but I know he can hear me. I pick at a hole in my jeans, twisting the threads in my fingers.

“What are you trying to say, Simon?”

“Maybe—” I clear my throat. I can’t look at him. “Maybe you should be with Lamb.”

“Simon.” Baz is in front of me so fast, I’m not sure he didn’t teleport. He takes my chin in his hand and tilts my head up. I finally look him in the eye. Merlin, he’s pissed. Guess I hit a nerve. I prepare myself for the inevitable letdown.

“I understand, Baz. It’s for the best.”

Baz growls down at me. “You don’t understand anything, Snow. Stand up so I can tell you this to your face.”

Crowley, this is gonna hurt. I stand to accept my fate. Baz closes his eyes and rubs his temples. “Simon, I’m going to say this slowly, so you understand.”

“Fuck, Baz, back to the lowest blows, I see.” Now I’m a bit angry. If he’s going to break up with me, at least he can be kind.

Baz takes another step closer. There’s a dead, black cockatoo in his way, he kicks it aside. He takes my face in his hands. “Simon, you fucking nightmare. This is such shit.”

I open my mouth to agree, but he cuts in. “Shut up. Let me talk. I’m standing in an ocean of dead birds because I’m a walking disaster, just let me speak.”

I close my mouth.

He leans his forehead into mine. Sliding a hand behind my neck. This doesn’t feel like breakup body language. “Simon. I love you. I want to be with you. Magic or no magic, for better or for worse. It’s you. Always you. So, could you please remove anything to the contrary from your thick fucking skull?”

Wait. What?  Did he just propose? I’m afraid to talk.

“Look,” Baz says. He sounds tired. “I’m a mess, you’re a mess. Can we please just be a mess together?”

I feel warmth, spooling from my heart down my chest out to my arms and legs. I think it’s happy, but I forgot what that feels like. I search his eyes for regret, remorse. I see hope.

“Please?”

All I can do is nod.

“Can I kiss you?”

I nod again.

He kisses me and it’s like the first time again. In the forest. Only he’s saving me.

He wants this. He wants me.

I push my fingers into his hair. I feel light. His arms are around my waist, pulling me close. It feels ok. It feels good. I want more.

The bathroom door bursts open. “My dudes! Food’s here! Oh! Oopsie!” Shep’s eyes are wide and he’s got his hand over his mouth, cringing wildly.

“Ah. My bad.” He leans against the door frame, pointing at us. “So you two are an item?”

“Can you please leave?” Baz snarls.

“Oh, yeah. Of course. Um, peace! Namaste! Love is love!” He claps his hands, “Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Homophobia's got to go!”

“Get the fuck out,” Baz and I shout together. (We really do match)

“OK, yeah, byee!” Shep waves and closes the door.

“I love you too, by the way,” I whisper as soon as Shep is gone.

“Well thank Merlin for that, I’ve had enough unrequited love for a lifetime.”

I look around. “We should probably do something about these birds.”

He takes my hand and leans into me. “Yeah. Fucking birds.”

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Tagging @scone-lover, @sharkmartini, @vkelleyart @theflyingpeach, @flintandfuss, @nightimedreamersworld, @pipsqueakparker, @xivz, @f-ing-ruthless-baz, @messofthejess, and all the people who I either forgot or that I know on Discord but don’t know who tf they are on Tumblr because their usernames don’t match. Sorry.I can’t keep y’all straight.  

[samanddeaninpanties]

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Saw this on @ao3commentoftheday but wasn't technically tagged. I'm just a thirsty hoe and decided to do it anyway. Sorry not sorry.

Author name: outoftheashes. 

Fandoms you write for: Supernatural and Star Wars. Have been considering adding Killing Eve to my collection, though. 

Where you post: AO3. 

Most popular one shot: By kudos, hits, and bookmarks? Knot Me (wincest, a/b/o, omega!Dean). By comment threads? Why Does It Have To Be (Wrong Or Right) (written for the dcjbang but it turned into winjimstiel on me, oopsie). 

Most popular multi-chapter: Won't be true for long, but my dark sastiel collab Compliance (well, the series in general, I think. Under Holy Water has done fucking fantastic and I'm really damn proud of it). But if two-shots count, But a Whimper (dark a/b/o wincestiel) has more kudos. 

Favourite story you wrote: Not to pat myself on the back, but most of what I've posted this year. 

Story you were nervous to post: still nervous about them so I don't feel comfortable naming them, to be 100% honest with you. Yeah, you heard me. Even the darkfic queen has shit she'd rather not draw attention to for fear of harassment or being burned at the stake or canceled. And there is yet another I'll be posting eventually that I'm unlikely to promote because it's just so fucked up and wrong and awful. 

How do you choose your titles: When in doubt, song titles/lyrics! But I try to pick 1) a big theme in the story or 2) a fun slice of dialogue 3) a word or phrase that means multiple things, all of which apply to the fic. 

Do you outline: with multiple chapters, absolutely. With one-shots? Guess it depends on my mood and the length. 

Complete: 73 out of 81, apparently. Shit, I'm slacking! And, honestly, at least one of those complete fics could get another chapter. So. Crap. 

In progress: I wish I could say everything that isn't finished, but that would be a lie. So, instead, I'll promise continued updates on Sympathy for the Devil (Wincestiel) and Love The One You're With (dark Destiel). Others may or may not be added to this list. 

Coming soon: stuff for bad things happen bingo and kinktober 2019 with various ships. I'm fucking pumped!! 

Do you accept prompts: yes! I definitely do. It goes over the best when I ask for them but hell yeah! Send me those prompts. Just know that sending me a prompt doesn't mean I'll fill it in a timely manner or even at all. Commissions need to happen first, if possible, and I'm behind on those because I'm apparently the worst. 

Upcoming story you are most excited to write: I'm excited to share a collab I'm working on? Pre-series wincest, bottom Sam, a dash of angst. But it's being written already, so not really an answer to this question, I don't think. So! Upcoming that I haven't started but I know will happen: two dark wincestiel commissions with a focus on humiliation and brainwashing. One is set in the slave au (Under Holy Water) but not "canon". The other is screaming Michael!Dean shenanigans. Oh! And obviously I'm super fucking excited for the *actual* next part to Under Holy Water. And fics for newer fandoms.

Tagging: @rosemoonweaver @oddsocksandstuff @omgbubblesomg @zombieutopia @azrielrose @shealynn88 @tasteslikemolecules  @threshie

[kaz3313]

Meeting with the Opposition

Chapter Two; Chapter One is below (previous link wasn't working) Chapter 3 is in the makings

@artthingymabob is who inspired me!

@dystopianinterstellar @azirafuck (also ask if youd like to be on the tag list!)

I honestly thought this would be a one off thing but oopsie daisy I got inspiration big time! Hope everyone enjoys 😊 Reblogs super appreciated

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  Azriphale doesn't mean to be late yet here he is running through a crowded sidewalk people giving him nasty sideways glances. He isn't technically late but he isn't early; everyone in Heaven is slightly early as the term "fashionably late" was made by a demon and no angel wants to be associated with one of those. Well besides two; one of which is dubbed a traitor and the other is desperately weaving through crowds and could be considered a hypocrite if anyone is to find out why.

  The reason he is running late is because of Heaven; an angel gone off the deep end. They created quite a ruckus- shouting threats at everyone, causing damage to walls, and pulling up several plants from a garden. It was a fit not tolerated in Heaven and so it ended with them being locked in a room until further notice. He being the one to find an unoccupied room as well as having to catch them. Aziraphale is almost positive they'd have to put them through a trial (and he'd have to organize it) but when is still in the unforeseeable future. Even if he does calm down in that time period they is no possible way of getting out of a punishment.

   The angel arrives just on time but his face falls at the sight of the demon, Crowely, has already nabbed a table. An odd feeling, that isn't embarrassing, arises in him at the thought of the demon sitting at the table, awaiting his arrival. An odd tingly half familiar feeling he shoves down while approaching the demon in wait.

   "I would usually apologize for being late but l, since you are a demon and I don't dare say sorry to your kind, I won't," Azriphale states sitting down not daring to make eye contact with the other.

   "You aren't late, really you're perfectly on time. But our kind don't take well to apologies anyhow; anyone who tries we throw into the hell hound pit and bet on how long they will last," Crowely says and Azriphale looks up; the most horrific look plastered on his face. "I'm joking! I'm joking! Thought a being from Heaven could take a joke!" He lets out a hearty chuckle and Azriphale gives a forced smile in return.

  Crowely is only half-way being truthful in this, as he is with most things, as demons tend to throw each other in hell hound cages all the time. The difference being from what he said is that apologies don't cause such a reaction; it really is just a sporadic action done whenever something mildly inconvenient but thoroughly irritating happens. He doesn't explain the logistics though as he can clearly see the angel is troubled.

   Why he cares is a completely different story that Crowley will rather not want to think about. If he did try to explain though the conversation that followed would contain lots of half truths, hissing, stuttering, made up words (which if you mention that they are made up he will snarkily reply with "well all languages are made up) and end with someone getting stabbed in a major artery. So it's best to leave him be with his unusual consideration.

  "I suppose we should get right on to business since the jokes have ceased?" 'And proven to be unfunny' but Azriphale only adds that on in silence. He doesn't want to push any buttons he doesn't have to today.

  "Thinking 'bout ordering drinks first; Hell has been a bitch like usual and I've needed something to take my mind off it. So drinks first, work talk after," 

  "Drinks don't sound half bad," He momentarily massages his temples before picking up the drink menu "With no war I'm assuming Hell's been rowdy?"

  "Rowdy is a group of bratty teens whose equally bratty parents are going out for a month. Hell is a barnyard that has no food,drink, or cages and several exotic animals. Everyone is ravenous. Demons are thirsting for bloodshed so much we've had to bust several groups trying to form secret strikes to Heaven that would not only fail miserably but be embarrassing to see play out. One guy thought he could do a solo mission- and I have little respect for your army but I'm also not stupid and would send a single low ranking demon against God's army," Crowley rants and if not for the waitress' arrival he would've gone on a tangent. He orders the drinks flatly and expects Azriphale to follow suit immediately.

  The angel however is smiling at him which led to a flick of rage ignite. What had he to smile about? That hell was hellish and chaotic? He should know that just because everything is a shit-show they were not to be reckoned with. 

  "Same wine as his, dear," Azriphale addresses to the waitress and she smiles politely before heading back to the kitchen. "I find it amusing; the angels above are getting antsy themselves. Today actually one of them was found flinging a sword around wildly yelling about how they would deliver "divine justice" to anyone in their path. Of course angels aren't as cruel as demons but...the war not happening has thrown everyone off course. Even the most mild mannered".

  That's why he was smiling- a light weight lifts off Crowley's shoulders. "This is exactly why the two traitors need to be dealt with soon- I feel it would bring ease to everyone. Including, the eventual, second Armageddon," The waitress returns a smile of ignorance on her face. She didn't understand how weeks ago she should've perished nor does she know what these "fine" gentlemen are discussing. All she knows is what wine and food they order and all she hopes is that they give her a significant tip.

  "No doubt; those trouble makers will be given proper justice," Azriphale says picking up his glass of Chardonnay.

  "And no mercy," Crowely adds on, raising his own glass "Toast for the second Armageddon that-is-hopefully-soon-to-come, Angel?"

   "To a successful second apocalypse!" The two clink glasses both wearing uncharacteristic smiles and having found a new sense of determination.

  "Ssso you're ssaying?" Crowely slurs out, its blurred whether alcohol or his snake side were responsible for his long s'. Many drinks are shared between the two and many more were to come. Business is attempting to be addressed but as neither has the gull, or maybe the relaxation is a tad addictive, to sober up halfway thought up plans were being discovered.

   "I say that- well I think anyway. Why not just, we'll just watch the two! Eventually they'll bl-blab out something of importance! How they- how they gone- they gone to go be naive,"

 "Native, you ssstupid Angel,"

   "Oh, same difference! It doesn't matter exact terminology. All that matters is...well is the- the plan," Azriphale waves his hands around before returning to his empty glass. Instead of flagging down the waitress, they had the poor girl running back and forth like mad, he flicks his fingers and both glasses fill up. Crowley opens his mouth to say something but thinks better of it and sips the wine. "Whether its the Great Plan or Ineffable Plan or might as well be Plan B, I really don't care. We just need a plan,"

   "We have our plan," Crowley says with a slight huff.

   "Our plan?" The words our, referring to him and Crowely feel so foreign, scandalous even, but fit on his tongue like a well tailored outfit.

  "Yeah- Watch Gabriel and Beelzebub until they fuck up again. Y'know feel too safe let some information slip. Maybe we'll learn a weakness or two-whatever. And once we know all the right sstuff we crush them!" Crowley slams his fist on the table to reiterate his point.

  "Our plan," Azriphale still echoes quietly as if it is a secret to keep. Which in a way it is; if the other Archangels knew what he's up too, even under the sake of serving retribution, he could get in big trouble. Consorting with Demons led to well... he looks up at Crowley whom he's had two meetings with so far and more to come...apparently it led to professionals getting involved to track you down to find your weaknesses.

  Sure maybe the other Angels wouldn't understand and take what he's doing a completely wrong way but he is doing what is good! Surely if he wasn't God would punish him, right?

  "I'd say let's get dessssert before we head out our separate ways, eh?" Crowely says bringing the fretting Angel out of his worries (or at least creating a temporary distraction from them).

  "Dessert sounds lovely. I heard the creme brulee is to die for,".

[mimdecisive]

When not used correctly (ie, when you decide to claim something you said that is problematic, shitty, made up or just plain incorrect as sarcasm or a joke once someone points it out, like you’re an influencer who did an oopsie and doesn’t want to lose all of their supporters) nobody’s gonna catch your “sarcasm”. It’s fun watching you walk yourself around in circles though. Like every single point you’ve made to “devalue” the facts people are sending you because you disagree with them, you’ve gone around and done the exact same thing. It’s cute. Or, if “cute” is too infantilizing to you, it’s absolutely fucking hilarious. Like watching a Trump speech. You need to be right SO bad you’re digging yourself into a deeper hole.

personally I thought tagging it as ‘don’t make me tap the sign’ was self-explanatory, because I already wrote a post about how any social media platform anyone is on is a fine source for the way people behave (and their experiences). It’s really stupid you can’t scroll down and read it, especially since you’re probably the one who sent the initial ask anyway.

like what do you want? You want me to time-travel into that girl’s life, take a recording of every shitty thing that happened to her because of men, and come back to this time to share it with you? You can’t just BELIEVE women about their experiences? word of mouth is all we have when these things happen in real time. You can’t just believe her when she says ‘this negatively affected me’ you want a psychology report from her therapist?

You’re the kind of person who could see someone with a black eye, ask them about it, and then ask them for proof it was *that* person who punched them.

I’m sorry you’re not smart enough to understand what I’m saying. It must be tough living like that. Cry me a river and get a life.

[thesewordsareallihavetogive]

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i made a new uquiz, plan your perfect crime and i’ll tell you which teen wolf character is driving the getaway car

121 notes • Posted 2021-08-02 00:26:05 GMT

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i heard you’re asking for some headcanons... 🤭

ok i would love some headcanons for a stilinski!reader x isaac lahey. maybe some secret dating and what stiles’ reaction would be when finding out theyre together??

elle - thank you SO MUCH for sending this in! i’m so sorry that it took me fucking forever 3 months to get to this! i hope u like it hehe

warnings: she/her pronouns, cursing, mentions of paternal death, i think that’s it?

oH bOY. that would be… a situation 🤡

i don’t think stiles could be a twin. i simply don’t. what i do think he could be is an oopsie baby. an accident, but a well-loved accident.

that being said, stiles’s sister is really close in age to him. like. y/n was born less than a year before stiles. technically an older sibling, but the details kind of get blurry when the two mesh together

let’s just say noah stilinski has more than a few grey hairs because of the trouble they get into together

oh, and the reason that stiles is so good at lying? he learned from the best :)

stiles and y/n were always close, but when they got into high school they branched out a bit. y/n still hung around with stiles and scott, but she also found her own friend group at BHHS

enter isaac, erica, and boyd

y/n knew something was going on after her brother and scott got back from the woods when they went to look for the other half of the dead body

y/n figured the pair were working through some stuff together, so she didn’t ask

after that night in the woods, scott and stiles hung out with y/n less and less

and in turn, y/n started hanging out with erica, boyd, and isaac more

the four of them were somewhat of a band of misfits, but it worked for them

one time, only isaac and y/n showed up for the group’s study session

they didn’t get much homework done, but they did talk a lot

their issues weren’t the same, but they both knew what it felt like to lack a mother figure within their household

eventually, isaac and y/n grew closer to each other than they did to the rest of the group

they decided to date in secret for a while, but discovered that keeping it from erica and boyd was absolutely exhausting

so the blonde and her buff boyfriend were privy to isaac and y/n’s relationship within two weeks of them officially starting to date

“dude. we knew already.”

“boyd, shut up. tell me how it happened! did he give you flowers?!”

“he probably stole them from some poor bastard’s tombstone”

“boyd, shut up!”

as for telling stiles about her relationship with isaac? well… she wasn’t intentionally hiding it, it just never came up…

and the couple was fine leaving it that way. y/n, for one, knew how protective stiles could be, despite the fact that he was her younger brother. and isaac? as time went on, he realized that stiles wasn’t exactly his biggest fan anyways

everything with the four misfits was fine and dandy for about a year

stiles and scott even seemed to be around more towards the end of the school year

and then isaac’s dad was murdered

and suddenly y/n’s brother and his best friend were nowhere to be found most of the time once again

then isaac started missing their dates

and then erica stopped coming over to y/n’s house

and then boyd stopped showing up to their study sessions

after a week or two of being ignored, avoided, left on read, sent straight to voicemail, and left out of plans, y/n had had enough

y/n all but ambushed isaac at his house and demanded answers. he didn’t cry, he was too emotionally drained for that.

what he did do, however, was spill everything that had been plaguing him, boyd, and erica, for the past few weeks

he told y/n about derek. about the bite. about his dad’s murder and the supernatural nightmare they’d been dealing with

y/n was shocked, to say the least. but she didn’t angry or mad at isaac for keeping it from her. she was just upset that he’d been carrying that burden by himself.

whether derek liked it or not, y/n became a part of the pack. she made it clear from the beginning that she had no interest in getting the bite herself, but that she was along for the ride. she was at all of the training sessions, and if there were any “outings” that they refused to let her come on, she would stay behind to do more research

on the night of the super moon, derek refused to let y/n be anywhere near isaac, erica, or boyd

“it’s too dangerous. you’ll get hurt”

“they would never hurt me!”

“it’s not like that! they don’t have control over themselves. they haven’t figured out their anchors yet…”

y/n begrudgingly stayed home. that didn’t mean she wasn’t still involved though

ironically enough, she figured out additional info about the kanima at the same time as stiles and scott

they all showed up at derek’s warehouse unit at the same time, which led to a series of interesting visual and verbal exchanges

stiles and scott weren’t expecting y/n to be there

y/n wasn’t expecting stiles and scott to be there

and derek, he wasn’t expecting anyone to be there, other than his betas of course

“y/n, what the hell are you doing here?”

“me? what am i doing here? stiles, what the hell are you doing here?!?”

“alright kiddos, my turn. what the hell are ANY of you doing here?!” derek roared, baring his teeth

stiles protectively shoved y/n behind him, to which she rolled her eyes and shoved her younger brother out of her way

y/n stepped towards derek, unbothered by his glowing eyes and extended claws, as she began explaining what she’d found out about the kanima

stiles, who was still dumbfounded and trying to figure out why his sister would be here was snapped out of his trance when he heard y/n discussing the exact same conclusion he’d reached moments before he and scott high-tailed it to the warehouse to tell derek.

stiles jogged up to his sister and derek, fully intending to ignore the betas and avoid accidentally provoking them

the sight of isaac chained up, but otherwise calm (by comparison to his pack mates, anyways), stopped stiles in his tracks

“hey derek, i thought you said they were still pretty feral during full moons. especially tonight. why is isaac so… not feral?”

derek, who was focused on the papers y/n had laid out in front of them, half-heartedly answered stiles’s question in hopes that he’d shut up

“y/n is his anchor. anyways, y/n, so you’re saying that the kanima is-” derek responded flippantly before continuing, but everyone tuned him out from then on

“she’s his what-” stiles exclaimed, eyes practically bulging out of his head

“i’m?? his anchor?? me??” y/n’s face showed a mixture of shock, warmth, and then panic

isaac’s yellow eyes shot open to meet derek’s blue ones, who had just realized his mistake

“shit…” mumbled isaac and y/n in unison

a/n: please be nice this is the first writing piece i've posted in over 5 months & i'm high key nervous ab it :))))

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i made a which teen wolf dude are you uquiz

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i made a which dead teen wolf gal are you uquiz

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“fuck you my child is completely fine” ma’am your child knows all the lyrics to “drivers license” by olivia rodrigo

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Embarrassed

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader 

Request: can you do a peter x reader were reader is toy's daughter and goes to a fancy private school and one day surprises peter with lunch because she likes him and gets kinda akward cause she's not a genius like he is so when he and ned talk science she's kinda lost and tries to impress him with comic book knowledge and gets stuff wrong then goes home thinking he thinks she's stupid, and i don't really know the rest but fluff please. so much fluff  (by anonymous)

Word count: 1300 (oops)

A/N: I did it! I finally did it. I finished an imagine after my four week writer’s block *excited squealing*. I hope that you’ll enjoy this!

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You stood behind Peter’s front door with two pizzas. You were lonely and bored so you decided to surprise him with lunch. You knocked on the door waiting impatiently for it to open. “Surprise!” you screamed as Peter finally opened the door. “Y/N? What are you doing here?” Peter laughed in confusion. “I was bored so I decided to surprise you with pizzas. I got you your favorite,” you answered wiggling your eyebrows and walked into his apartment. “That’s great, Ned is here too though hope you don’t mind,” he said and couldn’t help but feel disappointed. You had wanted to spend alone time with him. You always felt really awkward and stupid when you hung out with Peter and Ned. They were both so smart and always made some stupid science or comic book jokes that you didn’t understand. But this time you came prepared. Last night you had been reading Peter’s favorite comics and researching his favorite superheroes. Yes, you were so badly in love with him that you spent a whole day reading and googling just to impress him. “Yeah that’s great, the more the merrier,” you smiled and opened the pizza boxes.

You hung out in Peter’s room joking around but you couldn’t concentrate on what the boys were saying. You spent the whole time overthinking about when you are going to bring up the new knowledge you had gathered the day before and what could you say so it wouldn’t be too obvious that you were trying to impress Peter. “So, Peter do you have any new interesting Spider-Man stories?” Ned asked as he made himself comfortable. He loved hearing about Peter’s stories. You loved those stories too but right now all you could think about was, how you could slip a comic book reference in there somewhere. “Yeah, you are like Superman keeping Gotham City safe. Only y-you keep Queens safe,” you said and cringed at your own words. Oh my God, that sounded so forced, you thought while mentally facepalming. Hopefully they didn’t notice how forced it was. “Oh Y/N that’s so wrong,” Ned laughed while Peter kicked him trying to shut him up. You gave Ned a confused look while trying to think what you got wrong. “Y/N Batman is in Gotham City, Superman is in Metropolis,” Ned said trying to hold back the laughter. “Oh,” was all you could say. You looked at Peter to see if he was laughing at you too. But it was much worse. He looked like he felt sorry for you. You let out a fake laugh trying to ease the awkward tension. Why did you have to fail that badly, you thought as you held back the tears. “Oh, oopsie, I got a text, oh look it’s my dad I have to go,” you lied and ran out.

As soon as you got home you collapsed on your bed crying. “He probably thinks that I’m so stupid. They are probably laughing at how stupid you are,” you thought and started crying even more. You had never felt so embarrassed. I mean, you were a Stark for crying out loud, everyone always expected you to be as smart as your dad and his dad and probably even his dad. It really took a toll to live in the shadow of the most brilliant man in the world.

After crying in self-pity for a few hours you heard a knock on your door. You quickly wiped away the tears and fixed your makeup. “What is it?” you yelled thinking it was your father. “It’s Peter. I just wanted to make sure you were okay. You seemed a bit upset when you left,” Peter responded behind the door. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, you thought. Your face was deep red and eyes all puffy, you did not want Peter to see you like this. You didn’t want him to know you were crying. “Just a second!” you yelled trying to figure out how to cover up your puffy eyes. After spinning around for a few seconds, you gave in and opened the door. “Hey Peter!” you fake smiled, pretending that it wasn’t obvious that you had just been crying your eyes out. “Y/N --” Peter stopped when he noticed your puffy eyes. “Are you okay?” he continued as he pulled you in a hug.  “Yeah of course. I’m fine,” you lied and pulled away from him. “Come on Y/N you know you can tell me anything,” he said as he grabbed your hand. “It’s nothing,” you lied again. “So anyway, what are you doing here?” you continued and sat on your bed. “You left so quickly that I wanted to make sure that you were okay. I called you like ten times but you didn’t answer,” he said. You grabbed your phone and saw 15 unread texts and 9 missed calls. “Sorry, I didn’t hear that,” you apologized. “It’s fine, can you just tell me what’s wrong. I’m getting worried. I hate seeing you sad Y/N,” he said and forced you to turn to face him. “It’s just… I just feel so stupid around you and Ned and I spent last night researching your favorite comics just to impress you and then I messed up and I just felt so embarrassed because I love you so much and I don’t want you to think that I’m stupid,” you blabbered.  Peter looked at you with wide eyes and you didn’t know what you said wrong. “Y/N,” Peter started. “I have never thought that you are stupid. Don’t you ever think that! You don’t have to go through all that trouble to impress me. I’m already impressed by you almost every day! By your confidence, by your wit and so many other things. And I love you too Y/N, so much!” Peter finished and now it was your turn to stare at him with wide eyes. You were almost paralyzed. You didn’t know what to do, you didn’t know what to say. He loved you? 

Peter looked into your eyes, trying to find a reaction on your face. He didn’t find any. He took a deep breath and decided to take a chance. He put his hand on your cheek and pulled you closer. He gave you a small kiss on the lips and then pulled away. He caressed your cheek with his thumb and your face turned deep red. After a few seconds it finally hit you. He just kissed you. That just happened. A wide grin appeared on your face and you saw the relief in Peter’s eyes. You grabbed his face and kissed him so hard that he fell on your bed you on top of him. “Y/N?!” you heard your dad scream and you finally realized the position you and Peter were in. “D-d-dad, this is not what it—” you tried to explain when he stopped you. “PETER??” Tony yelled as his eyes widened even more. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER?” Your dad yelled again and you could see the fear in Peter’s eyes. “Mr—Mr. Stark I know this looks bad but I promise you we were doing nothing wrong. It was just a kiss!” Peter tried to explain but Tony wasn’t having it. “Get out kid!” Tony said and gave you a disappointed look “I’m sorry Pete, I’ll call you later,” you said to Peter as he stood up. “Like hell you will!” Tony said and started ushering Peter out. “I’m sorry!” you mouthed to him as he left the room. 

Why does your dad have to ruin everything, you thought as you fell on your bed. In all honestly, right now you couldn’t care less about your dad yelling. You just kissed your crush! You couldn’t stop the smile from spreading on your face as you thought about the kiss. But those thoughts were cut short when you heard your dad yelling again, “Y/N get your ass in here!”. You took a deep breath, stood up and spent the next hour listening to your dad telling you why you shouldn’t be dating anyone, let alone Peter. Like that was going to change your mind...

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