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skunkox · 23 days
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Sam and Darlin' bridging video when???
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t4tsnowstormjrwi · 22 days
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Bite me!
Troy tells Lint that she's a vampire. Lint, maybe a little too excitedly, offers a taste of their blood.
edit: this is also on ao3 now
tw/cw for blood
GUYS I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT VAMP!TROY AND FREAKY LINT
A dim light from the ceiling is all there is in the room. Troy’s room. Lint and her hang out in here a lot, since it’s not like his dad is going to bother them. He’s busy working in his office. Even if their sight didn’t make its way over to look at Troy every two seconds, it’d still be too dark to read the words on the page. Troy is watching a top spin on the floor. He’s sitting with his legs crossed, and it looks like he’s got something on his mind. Which is rare for Troy.
Lint didn’t even realize he was staring until Troy spoke up, “Hey man? I think I gotta tell you something, broski. And it’s like, really important.”
Holy steam, is she about to say what Lint thinks he’s going to? Is there finally going to be hope that they might have a chance with Troy Lougferd?
“Yeah, man? What’s up?” Lint replies, although they needed to take a second to compose his thoughts. He hopes their face isn’t too red. Troy isn’t looking at them, it seems like she’s avoiding it, really. He’s fiddling with his hands, clearly nervous.
“So, uh… I’m a vampire. Me and my dad both. Just thought I should tell you, man.” Troy coughs.
Oh. That is not what Lint was expecting. That doesn’t mean he’s disappointed, not at all, if anything they’re just as happy as they would have been if Troy had said that he was into guys. 
Lint wonders what it would feel like for Troy to bite him, and their face is definitely red now. And without thinking, he says, “Oh… That’s awesome man! Do you- do you wanna, like, taste my blood?”
Cog, why did I say that? He’ll think I’m weird! Lint thinks to himself, as if it weren’t already obvious that they’re a strange individual. They’ve been obsessed with Troy for how many years now? And Troy doesn’t mind. It makes him like Lint more, actually.
“Uh- well, broski, that actually sounds- that sounds nice, man. Uh, but like, not in a gay way. You know.” Troy breaks the awkward silence that had filled the room.
She gets up and starts to walk closer to Lint, still sitting in the chair in the corner. Lint feels their heart start to beat faster as he approaches. His hands are shaking from excitement. That really doesn’t help prove his case of ‘not being a freak’, now does it?
Lint’s heart feels like it’s going to explode if it beats much faster than this. Troy’s mouth opens, revealing fangs that were previously not there. Or maybe they were just retracted. Is that how these vampires work? Lint doesn’t care, because this is really happening. This is actually happening and they’re more excited for it than ever.
Troy hesitates for a moment, the tips of his fangs just barely touching Lint’s neck, but in an instant her fangs are digging into their flesh and she begins to drink. It tastes sweet. Troy likes sweet.
And Lint, oh, Lint can’t do anything, and they like it. The second his fangs entered his neck, they felt content. They don’t just like this, he loves this. He can’t imagine a nicer feeling.
Troy’s enjoying the taste of Lint’s blood. Maybe a bit too much. She’s lost track of how much he’s taken, and he knows better than to take too much. Dad always says she’s ‘greedy’ with this kind of thing.
And so he pulls away. Lint is pale in the face, but it seems like he enjoyed themself. That’s good. He’ll probably be fine.
Lint is disappointed that it’s over, but they know that they couldn’t let her drink much longer.
“That was- that was nice, dude! I mean, uh- your blood was, um-” Troy stutters, she never stutters. Why is he stuttering? “Yeah, man, that was nice. Like, really nice, dude.” Lint talks over the other. Ordinarily, they would never talk over Troy, but nothing about this is ordinary, is it now?
Troy’s face is just a shade lighter than his bright red t-shirt, or at least that’s what it feels like. I don’t like Lint, do I? Not like that, right? Troy thinks to herself. He can deal with that later, though. It’s getting late, Lint should probably be leaving soon.
He leads Lint to the front door with a smile on his face, and the second that door closes behind him, the house is silent again. Troy’s mind is all she hears, and all of her thoughts are filled with Lint. He doesn’t know what came over him, but he’d definitely like more of Lint’s blood. Maybe next time, Troy thinks.
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socksandbuttons · 11 months
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Bestie...us this to ramble about anything you like.
I'm tired but I want you to be happy.
OKAY SO u only have the full context but i get to ramble ALL I WANT AS U SAID SOOOO Im working on an au's design that i told you about. so far silhoutttes good i LOVE THEM. dying at this one concept CAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH HAVENT SEEN IT YET BUT SORT OF BUT NOT ENTIRELY. Anyway design wise 3/5 look good! i can work with them (its colors per usual bestie as u KNOW) the other two look too much like Vamp lunar and of eachother and im like ... i need to fix this cause vvamp lunar different (did u know i fleetingly considered using him for this??? i decided against it i like making new things) THEN THEN THERES MY OWN PIZZAPLEX AU which i havent touched in a while but i rmabled enough about it to you but i never showed off the thing i was doing about that. SUN!LUNAR AU PLAGUES ME ONCE A WHILE. BUT I DONT TALK ENOUGH ABOUT HIM. Love me some Solar vibing with his new bro and not having a crisis about the other two. Whomst are still having issues (I will remind u all that NICE ECLIPSE'S MOON was something he was also trying to save. That it wasn't verbal abuse until the more recent episodes when they reintroduced how his world is. Makes a good reason for Solar to leave tho.) My au's Moon has bad mood swings. Does Bloodmoon Exist? No. Does KC? No. Could they? KC can't anylonger unless they legit kept that code but i doubt that. (Due to Moon literally wanting it out. Solar not wanting to put him thru that ordeal and knowing it wont work in getting his moon back.) Bloodmoon was only made when Eclipse wanted OUT for realsies. Vs Solar and Sun may have been switching but nothing that opted violence for an answer. Just mistakes that they didnt realize would happen. Sun!Lunar literally being a result of trying to put code back in but just making a New Person instead. So they continue to find a way to help Sun (Solar just... desperately not trying to think about how unlikely that could be) OH YEAH REMEMBER WHEN MOON PROMISED TO FIX SOLARS STAR AND HIS MOON AND SUN??? YEAH??? well rip that that. We aint gonna think about that. what else can i ramble about POKEMON AU WHERE U HAVENT SEEN IN A WHILE BUT SOLAR FLARE... I FINALLY... FIGURED OUT HOW I WANNA DRAW/DESIGN HIM LOL Space AU i cant recall what ive shared ever. But Love me some thinking about how theyre made and their differences. Lots of cute ship stuff. Yes I forget to share those. Theres more bean au stuff i was thinking over too like when bloodmoon comes in. I definitely wanna think about his like... whole thing about trust and death and instance on not being a tool. Its partly why he doesnt get along well with Eclipse (Someone to put the aggression onto vs killcode who in this au actually still calls him son, Lunar this time round since NOT a hostage a better reception. Sun still has a panic attack. yknow i remembered solar WOULD actually exist.... one thing at a time i need to make a list of things here and there.)
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punintendoed · 1 year
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angel s1 e1 thoughts:
angel’s little stake contraptions for his arms r so dramatic ohmygod like did he design them himself? does he fantasize about buffy undoing the leather straps of them like this is the most flamboyant rhing ive ever seen this man do
i feel like i have the same tank top angels wearing in this scene with doyle. actually im literally wearing it rn but its navy not black. thats so slay for me and angel
the dynamic of angel and his funny little demon men who make him leave his depression nest is fun.
i cant get over this mans car where did he get it and why is it a CONVERTIBLE HES A VAMPIRE! at least spikes car made sense
“are you happy” “what?” THIS MAN! all the clips ive seen of angel are of like season 3 onward idk what to do with this awkward kicked puppy baby boreanaz version
“DURING THE DEPRESSION. MY DEPRESSION. I WAS DEPRESSED THERE.” AYAYAYAYAYAY
CORDELIAAAAAAAA she looks so tan and gorgeous
is that kyle mooney
the actress playing tina is so good
omg angel in research mode at the library. whys he on 3 different computers. i feel like he’d have a really sick tricked out gamer setup in 2023 like he’d be really into mechanical keyboards and a clear computer case.
why’d he vamp out from the sun (i mean i get it narratively but lorewise…)?? also his eyeshadow in that vampout moment was so slay
angel loves cars hes a little gadget boy
this is kinda cool the logistics of how rich demons and vampires move in the world
doyles little hat
cordelia whyyyy r u opening up abt ur family finances so quickly! wheres ur superiority complex
”youre a vampire” “no im not 👀”
i dont get why angel has to like grappling hook oceans 11 girlboss slay into this mansion rn like buffy wouldve just opened the door and kicked minion ass as needed
why is this vampire so green
how many times has angel gotten shot in his life i wonder. like its gotta be at least 5 times now
why r ppl in this universe so shit at driving all the girlies are constantly driving straight into shit
russell flying and disintegrating was so dramatic this shows so silly
omg buffys voice
CORDELIA CALL HIM OUT angel WHERE is your investment portfolio and real estate theres literally no excuse i dont care abt ur rat eating era
so angel can charge to help people… but buffy cant get a salary for slaying… anyways…
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leossmoonn · 3 years
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Unrequited Love || Part One
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pairing - 1920!stefan salvatore x new vamp, fem!reader
type - angst, fluff
note - thank you to @ssoldier-whoore for giving me this idea! 16+ series
summary - stefan teaches you how to be a vampire while you fall in love with him
warnings / includes - mild language, crude humor, blood feeding, violence, murder, kissing, crying, fighting. you are a lot more bolder than probably how women were in the ‘20s but i cant write quiet and reserved and obedient lmao. part two is at the end of the story!
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*gif isn’t mine*
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you never imagined yourself with an eternity to live, but here you were, a newly-born vampire that could die if you didn’t feed in 24 hours.
you had just been turned unwillingly by the infamous original hyprid, and the ripper of monterey. well, the ripper turned you, the hyprid just picked you out of a crowd for him to turn. you didn’t understand what you did to deserve this, but apparently the universe had dealt you a bad hand. now you were going to be a monster forever.
“just let me die!” you groaned. “no can do,” stefan shook his head.
“why? it’s not like you had actual plans for me,” you stated.
“true, but i can already tell that you’re a fighter. you’ll be a good asset and an interesting student,” stefan explained.
“i don’t want to be an asset or your student. i was happy when i was human, why did you have to ruin that?” you cried.
“because you looked pretty lonely at the party, love,” klaus said.
“i wasn’t lonely, i was with my friends!” you exclaimed.
“your friends who left to admire the entertainment while you wanted a night out to not focus on anyone but yourselves? no offense, but they seem horrible,” klaus laughed.
you rolled your eyes, “i hate you,”
“not very ladylike for a young woman in her twenties,” stefan remarked.
“it’s not the 1800s. women have rights now,” you spat.
“you’re right,” stefan nodded. “yeah, which means i should’ve had a right to choose whether or not i wanted to live like a murderer for the rest of my life!” you complained.
“how do you even know about vampires?” stefan asked.
“you guys don’t exactly lay low. my mom also fell in love with this vampire dude. said he was “the sweetest, most charming and sexy guy ever”. like, yeah i thought he was hot, too, but he’s the devil,” you explained.
“what was his name?” klaus asked. “derek… darren… i don’t know. something with a ‘d’,” you thought.
“damon?” stefan guessed. you looked to him, eyes wide. “yeah! how do you know him? are you all in a secret vampire-hyprid club?”
“no, he’s my brother,” he sighed.
your jaw dropped and you burst out in laughter. “no way! him and my mom used to wake my brother and i every night. i guess he was good in the sack.”
stefan cringed as klaus laughed with you.
“please, stop talking,” stefan said. “no, please go on! how long did damon and your mother date?” klaus asked.
“about three months. they were only together for the sex, obviously. my mom has gotten remarried since. that was, like, five years ago, i think. wow time has passed.” you laughed a little, making eye contact with klaus and stefan. your smile faltered, “why am i even telling you both this? you ruined my life.”
“i think you’re just saying that because you don’t like being controlled,” stefan said.
“i mean, i don’t like being controlled, but it’s true. my heart is dead, i can run super fast, i have fangs, and my main source of nutrition is human blood. i used to have a beating heart, below-average stamina, regular canines, and oh yeah, burgers, smoothies, and fruit were my favorite foods. now i’ll never get to have those again.”
“not true, you can still eat those foods. blood just keeps you alive,” stefan corrected you.
“doesn’t matter! i am not drinking blood and you two are not making me.” you crossed your arms over your chest, standing your ground.
stefan and klaus looked at each other grinning.
“you won’t be saying that when you have one little drop,” klaus stated.
“doubt that. i’m not swayed easily,” you scoffed.
“one moment, please.” stefan ran into the speakeasy you all were outside of, bringing back one of your friends.
“oh, hey, y/n! we were wondering where you — ah!” he started to screamed. stefan broke his arm and sunk his teeth into his neck.
“connor, no! what the hell!” you exclaimed, running over to pry stefan off of him. but as you breathed in, you got a strong whiff of connor’s blood, stopping all your movements as you breathed in deeply.
your mouth started salivating and you felt your fangs grow out of your gums. your eyes became red, veins appearing under your eyes and going down to your cheekbones. you were absolutely horrified by what you were feeling, but your hunger overtook you just slightly.
“c’mon, y/n, go ahead and take a sip.” stefan held connor’s neck out to you.
you gulped, trying to back away, but your feet moved you forwards. you had never felt so uncomfortable in your life. connor had been one of your longest friends ever since childhood, and now you were going to kill him. how could you ever explain this to your friends and his family?
“don’t fight it, love,” klaus appeared behind you, holding your shoulders and whispering in your ear.
tears welled up in your eyes as you fought the instinct to feed. you shook your head, crying as klaus pushed you closer to connor.
“please, anyone else but him. please,” you begged.
“begging won’t get you anywhere, love,” klaus stated.
“stop! please!” you screamed, your eyes glowing a dark red as you smelled connor’s blood.
you had to get out of there. you whipped around, kicking klaus’s feet, causing him to let go of you and fall to his knees. you then grabbed his neck, twisting and breaking it surprisingly easily. you then ran away, shocked by how fast you were going, but you didn’t look back. you were getting as far away from those two as you could.
“damn newbie strength,” stefan muttered. he ripped connors head off, letting the body drop to the ground. he threw the head behind his shoulder, picking klaus up and throwing his body over his shoulder.
he followed you, trying to guess where you went. he finally you five miles out in the woods, crying against a tree.
“hello, sweetheart,” he said.
your head shot up to look at him, air getting caught in your throat. 
“d-don’t call me that,” you stammered. “or what? you gonna snap my neck? well, guess what, i’ll come back alive and just track you all over again,” he smirked.
“just let me go, please. i won’t tell anyone about you, and i’ll keep my vampirism a secret, i promise. i-i’ll just live like a human again. no one has to know who you and klaus are,” you pleaded, hoping to reason with him.
“i would say yes to that except that you have no idea how to be a vampire. you haven’t even fed yet. i’d hate to see you die just because you were being stubborn.”
“i’ll feed. just teach what i need to know and you can leave me be.”
“i don’t think i can trust you,” stefan hummed. “you’ll earn my trust. i promise,” you held up your pinky. it was stupid, you knew, but it was the only way you figured you could get out of their captivity.
stefan chuckled, “you think a pinky promise will make me trust you? what are you, five?”
“i don’t know what else to do!” you exclaimed, exasperated.
“capture one of your friends and kill them,” he said.
“not this again. can’t it be anyone else?” you groaned.
“no. you want to prove loyalty, you will do whatever it takes,” he stated.
you rolled your eyes. “fine, but we are like. six miles out.”
“you know how to use your vampire speed. go and get one of your friends, bring them back here, feed, and kill them like how you attempted to kill klaus,” stefan instructed.
“fine,” you turned around, running back to the speakeasy. you ran into the club, stopping in the shadows as you spotted your friends.
klaus and stefan were right, you weren’t having fun tonight. your friends had abandoned you, but that wasn’t reason enough to kill them. you supposed you could pick someone random and say it was your friend, but they were obviously smarter than that. you decided to pick the newest friend in your group, lucille. you had never liked her anyways. killing her might not bring much guilt.
you ran and grabbed her by the arm quickly, running back to stefan and klaus. you stopped abruptly, lucille looking around confused.
“y/n, what are we doing here? and how were you running so fast?” she asked.
“sorry, lucille. hope you kissed lucas goodbye,” you said right before you sunk your teeth into her. you drank from her carotid, impressing stefan and klaus, who was now awake. they didn’t expect you to know where the best feeding area was in the neck.
you were so hungry. you didn’t expect the blood to taste so good. you tried to pull away, but you couldn’t. your body wouldn’t let you until there was no blood left in lucille’s system. you pried your head away, your eyes a dark crimson and your mouth and chin dripping with blood. without thinking, you snapped her neck, letting her body fall to the ground.
it took you a few moments to realize what you had just done. as the blood lust faded, tears welled up in your eyes and you dropped down to your knees, taking lucille in your arms.
“no, no, no! i’m sorry,” you cried. “i-i didn’t mean to kill you.”
“i think you did, love,” klaus smirked.
your head whipped over to him, tears and blood mixing as they dripped off your face. you looked to stefan, seeing a smug smirk on his face.
“happy, now? is this the loyalty you wanted me to show?” you held up lucille’s limp body. she weighed down your arms, her eyes staring right at you, wide and filled with fear.
“yes. i have to tell you, i am impressed. we both are. we didn’t think you knew where the carotid artery was,” he said.
“i used to help my sister study to be a nurse and picked up a few things, which is not the point. i did what you asked, so can you just teach me everything and let me go now?” you asked.
“is this the deal you two made?” klaus asked. stefan shrugged, “she obviously doesn’t want to be held captive, which i can understand. once we teach her everything she needs to know, we can let her go.”
“alright,” klaus nodded. “well, first lesson will be feeding.”
“didn’t i just do that?” you asked.
“yes, but you did it with no control. granted, stefan did tell you to kill her, but you need to learn how much blood you can take from a human before they pass out. it’ll be helpful to know so you don’t get captured and killed,” he explained.
“okay. how much blood can i drink from someone?” you asked.
“about two liters,” stefan said. your eyes bulged out of your head. “that’ll kill someone!”
“not of you drink just under that,” stefan shrugged.
“is gaining control easy?” you asked.
“depends. from what we just saw, it won’t be easy for you,” stefan said.
“great,” you muttered. “can we get on with it, then?”
“eager, are we?” klaus grinned. “yeah, eager to get away from you two,” you remarked.
you started to walk back to the city. stefan and klaus followed you, staying on high alert in case you started to run.
“she’s difficult. you couldn’t have picked another one?” klaus asked under his breath.
“if she was too easy, it would be boring. she’s strong, witty, and honestly, funny. she’ll be a great student,” stefan shrugged.
“what is it with you wanted a student now? do you want to turn someone else into a ripper so you don’t feel alone?” klaus smirked.
stefan glared at him. “you’re a ripper.”
“yes, but what about having one that is female. one that could be more?”
stefan scoffed, “i can’t feel love or any of those disgusting emotions.”
“well, she can. i wouldn’t be surprised if she developed a crush on you. i can already tell by the way she looks at you that she likes you. her conscious just hasn’t caught up yet.”
“she better realize it quickly before she gets her heart broken.”
“oh, you’d love to break her heart, wouldn’t you?”
stefan flashed klaus a grin, nodding in reply. he looked back to, listening as you hummed to yourself. although you were feisty, you were obedient when you wanted to be. he knew it was just to be free of the two rippers. he respected that and understood. he didn’t like feeling trapped either, hence why he had turned his humanity off. with this new information of your unconscious crush on him, he knew he could make this experience even more fun.
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you had spent only two days with klaus and stefan, and the urge to kill them grew stronger and stronger.
so far they had taught you how to feed without losing control and how to kill someone and make it look like a bear or a mountain lion. now, they were teaching you how to compel somebody.
in the process of all of this, you couldn’t help but notice how close stefan always got to you. he would always stand near you, hold your arm, put his hand on your lower back. he would look at you longer than usual, smile at you and compliment your clothes or jokes. if you didn’t know any better, you would’ve thought that he was falling in love with you. but you knew about rippers and their tendency to play with people’s feelings and their inability to feel. you hoped you were strong enough not to fall into his trap.
“recite what we just told you,” klaus said.
“to compel, you have to look into the person’s eyes. make sure the only thing you are focused on is them. speak clearly and make sure they repeat what you said to them. then act like everything is normal,” you said.
“you are a natural! isn’t she?” klaus turned to stefan.
stefan looked you up and down shamelessly, smiling once he looked into your eyes. butterflies fluttered in your stomach. you cursed your body for having a reaction to him. you knew it was normal, but you still hated it. you felt like you were falling into his trap.
“yes, she is. good job,” stefan said.
“thanks,” you said, averting your gaze away from him. “so, who will be the unlikely victim?” you looked at klaus. 
he looked around the restaurant, spotting a couple who was currently fighting, but trying not to make a scene. 
“them. compel the man to forgive the woman and pay for her lunch,” klaus pointed. 
“alright, but what about the woman? won't it look weird if i just go up to him and tell him what to do?” you asked. 
“it won’t because she is leaving to go to the bathroom,” klaus said. 
you watched as she stomped away, wiping the tears off of her cheeks. you wasted no time in walking over to the man. 
“hi,” you smiled. “hello… gorgeous,” he flashed you a grin.
“thanks,” you said flatly. 
you looked into his brows eyes, staring directly at his pupil. 
“you will forgive your partner and pay for her lunch.” 
he looked at you confused. “what? how do you even -”
“you will forgive your partner and pay for her lunch,” you repeated. 
“look, lady, if you just want to leave with me, that’s all you have to -”
you grabbed his hand that was about to touch you, twisting his wrist so you sprained it. 
“you will forgive your partner and pay for her lunch,” you said sternly. 
you watched as his pupils dilated then went back to normal. 
“i will forgive my girlfriend and pay for her lunch,” he said. 
you let go of his wrist, smiling in triumph. “you will forget i came up to you and told you to do this.”
“i’ll forget you came up to me and told me to do this,” he repeated. 
you turned around on your heel, smirking smugly. 
“good job. we were worried you wouldn’t be able to do it,” klaus said. 
“she always succeeds,” stefan smiled. “thanks, stefan,” you gave him a smile. 
“of course,” he nodded. 
he began to stare at you for a long time again. you tried to tear your eyes away, but you couldn’t. although he was a monster, he was a handsome one. he had a way with words and his smile lit up the room, even though it was a devilish one. you knew all the compliments and teasing were part of his game, but you couldn’t help but get entranced. 
his green eyes were enticing, filled with mischief and wonder. you could get lost in them if you let yourself, but you couldn’t. with your emotions heightened and the fact you were very sensitive towards love, you couldn’t let yourself get wrapped up in your little crush that you admittedly had. 
“i’m going to go to the bathroom. can you get me a refill?” you pointed to your drink. 
you didn’t stick around long enough for them to confirm. you practically ran to the bathroom. you needed some space away from stefan. 
“looks like you’ve dazzled her,” klaus smirked. “she gets so hypnotised easily, it’s cute,” stefan chuckled. 
“so, you do like her?” klaus raised a brow.
“i don’t. i have no romantic feelings towards her whatsoever,” stefan shook his head. 
although he had no romantic feelings for you, he couldn’t deny that you were beautiful. that’s one of the reasons that made him choose you. no one had caught his eye in the speakeasy like you did. with his enhanced hearing he heard your laugh and voice, they were very pleasant to listen to. you had such kind eyes that he knew he could corrupt. you also had the perfect traits for being a vampire. you were hard-headed and well-controlled. honestly, if stefan could feel, he was sure he would be falling in love with you, too, but he had no intentions of turning his humanity back on. plus, teasing you and watching you slowly suffer the consequences of unrequited love was fun for him. 
you came back, looking refreshed and happy. 
“what did you do?” stefan asked. “i got a little snack,” you shrugged nonchalantly.
“well, did you compel the person to forget?” stefan asked, worried. 
“yes, and it worked the very first try!” you squealed. you sat back down next to klaus, taking a sip of your drink. “hey, told you guys to refill this.”
stefan looked to klaus, then back at you.
“you seem to be ready to go off into the world as your own vampire,” stefan said. 
“you sure? you just taught me how to compel,” you said, very confused. 
“but you also fed on and compelled someone without any leadership successfully,” stefan stated. 
“but aren’t you guys gonna teach me other stuff?” you asked. “like what?” klaus questioned. 
“i don’t know, like how to kill an original?” you grinned at him. 
klaus let out a hearty laugh. “that’s a secret i’ll never tell.”
“but i’ll tell you,” stefan smirked. 
your eyes snapped to his as you felt his knee brush against yours. he gave you an innocent smile, one you knew that meant something very different. 
“why don’t we have dinner tonight to celebrate y/n graduating from vampire school,” stefan suggested. “we can eat at the speakeasy we chose her from, and have the guests for desert.”
“can we pick somewhere else? i’d like to think that’d be very traumatic for me,” you said. 
“where else would you like to go?” stefan asked. “there’s this amazing steakhouse just a few blocks down from the speakeasy,” you said. 
“we can go there, then,” stefan nodded. “how are the guests?” klaus asked. 
“don’t know. guess we’ll just have to wait and see,” you grinned. 
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you adjusted the top of your dress, making sure not too much breast was showing so no one would call you trashy. you were getting ready for dinner with stefan and klaus. you usually wouldn’t dress up for anything or anyone, but this steakhouse was fancy and its dress code was semiformal. 
you had chosen sea-blue velvet dress that used to be your older sister’s. its sleeves and skirt were breathable and loose, the top and middle-section of the dress more tight-fitting and hugging your curves in all the right places. you were wearing a silver, faux diamond necklace, matching earrings with black, strapped heels. your lips were a blood-red, your eye lashes long and curled to frame your eyes perfectly. 
you would never admit it, but you weren’t only dressing up for the steakhouse. you were dressing up for yourself and stefan. most of the clothes he’s seen you wore were old, regular-day clothes. you actually had opted to wear more raggedy clothes when you were learning how to feed, too, so he’s never seen you in your best, but tonight was the night that you could truly wow him. 
you used your vampire speed to get to the steakhouse from your apartment, stopping just a block away. you walked normally the rest of the way, clutching your handbag as you entered the restaurant. 
“hi, ms. do you have a reservation?” the host asked. 
“yeah, table for three under the name salvatore or mikaelson,” you said. 
“stefan salvatore?” the host asked. “yes,” you nodded. 
“it seems as though it was only a table for two. is that correct?” 
“um, yeah,” you nodded, a little confused. “follow me,” he said, grabbing you a menu. 
you smiled at him, following him to the back of the steakhouse. it was low-lit with only a few tables that were seated, all of them exclusively with couples. the host led you to a black booth in the corner, the only other person seated there was stefan. 
“here you are, ms. your waiter will be with you soon.”
“thank you,” you smiled at him. 
you turned to stefan. “where is klaus?”
“he had some family business to take care of. it’ll be just you and me tonight. i hope that’s okay?” stefan asked. 
“yeah, it’s fine,” you gulped, sitting down a little ways away from him. 
“you look beautiful, by the way,” he complimented, his eyes admiring your outfit. 
“thank you,” you said. “you don’t look too bad yourself.”
he looked a little too good. he was wearing a black and white suit with his hair combed back. he had a little black bowtie around his neck with suspenders under his coat. 
“oh, i know,” he smirked. you rolled your eyes. “are you ever not cocky?”
“i don’t know what you mean,” stefan shrugged. 
you chuckled, “sure you don’t. so, tell me, did klaus really have family plans for did you just want to get me alone?”
“both, and it worked out perfectly,” he answered. 
“and why did you want to eat with me alone?” you questioned. 
“we never get alone time. your bond with klaus is obviously stronger, and i want to leave you with good memories of me when we send you off on your own,” he explained. 
you raised a brow, not excepting that his intentions were so pure. 
“you would tell me the other reason if there was one, right?” 
“of course,” he nodded. his hand rested on your knee. 
your eyes dropped down slowly to his hand, then back up to his face. “well, i’m glad you didn’t at least cancel dinner.”
“why would i? this is an amazing restaurant. you have great taste.”
your eyes flickered to his lips back up to his eyes, then to your menu. “i hope i do,” you sighed 
you both ordered your food and drinks, sitting together in awkward silence for at least ten minutes until stefan spoke up. 
“is this your own dress?” he asked. “no, it was my sister’s,” you answered. 
“you seem to think highly of your sister. are you two close?” he asked. 
“no, but, we were. she’s a lot older than me, so the age gap kept us apart. it was hard to relate to her. she was fourteen when i was born — we belong to different fathers. she didn’t like me at first. she always had to take care of me, but once i got older, we got along. she helped me throughout high school, with my first boyfriend, sneaking out of the house, all that fun stuff. but as soon as it was time for me to go to college, she had already moved away and was starting to build her own life. she has three kids and a husband who seems wonderful.”
“did you ever end up going to college?” stefan asked. 
“no,” you shook your head. “my mom had my baby brother with her new husband, so of course, i had to stay home and help her take care of him. he’s about four years old now.”
“that wasn’t too long ago. do you still help with him now?” he asked. 
“not really. my mom just needed help with nighttime feeding and rocking him back to sleep. ever since he turned two, they’ve barely needed me,” you explained. you took a drink of wine, sighing as you thought about your life in the last four-to-five years. “it’s been lonely, not being needed, but it’s nice being free and being in charge of my own life. i bought my first apartment two years ago and ever since then, i’ve just been hanging out with friends.” 
“what about money? how do you pay rent?” 
“my dad gives me money,” you admitted sheepishly. “he says he does it because he doesn’t want me to starve and perish, but i know it’s because he feels bad about leaving my mom and i when she found out she was pregnant with me.”
stefan’s brows raised. he was genuinely shocked. “wow, i’m so sorry.”
you shrugged, “yeah, whatever. you don’t have to show fake pity, i’ve seen and heard enough of it.”
“no, no, i’m not faking it. i’ve had a complicated and unfortunate family, too.”
“oh, really? please, do tell,” you said. 
“well, my brother and i were born in the 1800s. i was born in 1846, my brother in 1839. he is a lot older than me, too. maybe not as old as your sister, but i can relate with the not being old enough to hang out together until a certain age. he fought in world war II while i stayed at home. he went to harvard while i stayed at home. we didn’t really have much in common except for a woman,” he explained. 
“oh? well, nothing like a great girl to tear two brothers apart,” you chuckled. 
stefan smiled with you. “she wasn’t a great girl. her english name is katherine pierce, but her birth name is katerina petrova. she was a vampire long before she met us and compelled us and fed us vampire blood without our knowledge for almost a year. she was also having sex with both of us.”
“wow. did she like one of you more?”
“me,” he smiled a little. “and did you return the same feelings?” you questioned. 
“i did, or i thought i did. who knows, she compelled me to do whatever she wanted. they say that the compulsion breaks when you become a vampire, but i don’t remember her compelling me to fall in love with her. i suppose i did, but i didn’t fall as hard as damon did. he was devastated when he found out she loved me more, it tore us apart. i was hurt, but he was hurt tremendously more. i got over it quicker while he mourned the loss of the love of his life. she ended up dying. i was heartbroken when my father took her away, so i guess i was in love with her, but not anymore.” “you say that because you have your humanity off or because it’s true?” you cocked your head.
stefan chuckled, grinning a little. “i say that because it’s true. yes, i think about her from time to time and i have a picture of her in one of my books, but i’m not in love with her anymore. i love her, i always will, but we were over a long time ago. now, if you ask damon, he would deny that he was in love with her and say that he hates her, but he still mourns her loss every day.”
“do you talk to damon a lot?” 
“no. i haven’t seen him in years, but we always come back together,” he said. 
“you two do have an eternity together,” you stated. “we do. one day we might stay close together forever,” he smiled. 
“i hope so. it seems like you really miss him.” you put your hand on his that was resting on the table. 
he turned to face you, smiling thankfully. you stared in his eyes, seeing the little shred of humanity he might have had left. 
“thank you. i hope you and your sister get the chance to grow closer, too.” he looked into your eyes, searching them. he felt only a tiny bit bad about leading you on. he could see the love in your eyes, the desperation your heart felt for him to kiss you right now. your pupils were wide and your skin was sweaty and hot, signs of basic attraction. oh, how he was going to hate breaking your heart whenever he decided to turn his humanity back on. 
“thank you,” you said, your eyes dropping down to his lips once again. 
you moved your head in closer, your stomach churning as you got closer and closer to him. he noticed your slow movements and didn’t stop it. he was curious to what this kiss would feel like. he wanted to know if all this leading on was worth it. 
your lips met his tenderly, almost hesitantly. the better half of your brain was telling you to stop, to pull away. that this wasn’t worth it and he was playing you. but the part of your brain that had fell into his trap didn’t let you pull away. you hung on, enjoying every second of the kiss. for a moment you didn’t care about the heartache you might endure after tonight. you just wanted to enjoy this moment forever. it seemed like he wanted to, too.
his hand wrapped around the back of your waist, pulling you closer to where you practically on top of him. your hands went up to his neck, cradling his head and holding him close. his lips moved with yours surprisingly slow. you didn’t think he knew how to kiss gently. the way he grasped your hip made your stomach turn, your head dizzy, and the area between your thighs warm. 
as your kiss continued, you started to cry. it all became evident to you that he was going to break your heart after this. your first great big love that you had developed in the span of three days, and your enhanced emotions made your feelings ten times worse. you knew this wound’ve happened, you weren’t exactly the strongest in the love department. you just wished he was different. 
stefan felt the tears drop on his skin and pulled away. he opened his eyes, face filling with confusion. 
“what’s wrong, sweetheart?” he asked in a quiet voice. 
you looked into his eyes, tears falling harder on your face. “i’m so stupid,” you whispered. 
“why?” he asked, although you both knew he already knew the answer. 
“thank you for teaching me how to be a vampire, for giving me an eternity to live. thank you for listening to me talk about my family, i have never opened up to someone like that about them, especially about my sister. thank you for opening up to me, i can’t imagine that being easy. and thank you for letting me kiss you. i knew how this would end, i was just hoping it wouldn’t end like this.”
“y/n…” his voice trailed off. 
“you’re not in love with me, i know that. i wished you were, though,” you sobbed quietly. 
“i liked the kiss, but you’re right, i’m not in love with you. i’m sorry,” he apologised. 
he knew he should’ve felt more bad than he did, but he didn’t. 
“i hope you see your brother soon, and your parents if they are still alive.” you stood up, grabbing your clutch. 
“i hope i will see you soon,” he said as you were leaving. 
“i don’t,” you whispered, but you knew he could hear you. 
you walked away, sobbing. you went back to your apartment, collapsing down on the floor and crying. a few moments later and your phone started ringing. you stood up, sniffling as you walked over to the desk. you picked it up, trying to collect yourself. 
“h-hello?” you said, your voice hoarse. 
“hey, y/n/n,” your sister’s voice sounded.
your eyes widened and you stood in shock. 
“y/n, hello?” she asked. 
“s-sorry, i’m just shocked to hear your voice. why are you calling?” you asked. 
“well, i got a feeling that you were in trouble. am i wrong?” she asked. 
“you’re not wrong,” you chuckled sourly. “well, i’ll be in town tomorrow for ron’s business meeting. i’ll have the kids with a babysitter. i was figuring we could hang out like old times?” she asked. 
“i’d really like that,” you nodded. “i really need my sister,” you let out a breathy laugh. 
“oh, y/n. i miss you, too.” 
you started to cry again. “i’ve missed you more.”
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danepopfrippery · 2 years
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S1e5 rewatch
Poor Nadja. And i love Nandor and Guillermo bickering and acting like they totally arent just like Nadja and Laszlo. And Nandor giving him shit then repeating his quips lololol.
I love my lazy lil fuck like…why couldnt Laszlo hypnotize the gf? Hes so awful at that lol
In Nadja and Laszlo’s room there is a skull on a table. There was one in a closet last ep (w skin lol). How many fuckin heads are in that house?
Ive come to believe Taika Waititi’s fake name has to involve Jeff
I also love how…Colin Robinson is brought into this? Like they cant find Nadja so he’ll do?!?
I think the ‘enter if only invited’ is almost dropped after this ep. It clutters what the vamps can do tho i never understood why say Guillermo couldnt enter and then invite them in?
And then as if to say ‘fuck all that’ they spent 5 mins building up how vamps cant even enter a parking garage but the animal control chick is just chatting away like she knows the cameras?! I get why they may be around (Nandor and Colin flying behind) but not why shed be like come sit and chat.
Also…why did Nandor let Colin fly w him and not Guillermo? Or did i miss it despite rewinding 3 times lol?! Ok right they made Guillermo bike lol!!!!! I so very much would love to see how that was decided.
Poor Jesk he must be so fuckin hard up to be like ‘gee this freaky chic is moaning at me but im into it’
Colin giving Nandor shut is great. Poor lil Nandor the look he has is like when Blackbeard told the guys the rich ppl picked on him.
And for something else soon to be forgotten Colin claims Nandor ate a cat (and Nandor acts like its true and hes embarrassed by it). Jenna is shown later to eat raccoons and shit so prbly true
Annnnd yup Nandor also fails at hypnotizing. Only Nadja seems to be able to do it. Colin continues nailing it
The hissing fight lolololol. Can u imagine just working ur shit job and too weirdos start hissing at each other?
Its wildly funny to me Nadja can do all sorts of shit but fake eating food realistically. Girl just hypnotize him
U do want Colin if forms are involved. Honestly this ep is a great example of their abilities and stupidities. Colin can mess w humans but is useless otherwise. Laszlo and Nandor immediately get trapped (Nandor getting trapped AFTER laszlo is so fucking funny) and they only are all still alive cuz Nadja is around…and Guillermo. I mean if they brought Guillermo this wouldve been a lot easier from the start lol. ‘Not now Guillermo’ lololol
I want little more in this life than Laszlo to take Sam as a familiar. Laszlo + cats gives me life. ‘I have a gentlemans agreement w this cat’
I have trouble believing a monger of thousands of years could be that thrilling?! Thats like saying a walmart greeter is so sexy.
I dont think we’ve ever seen the ‘go back’ trick on anyone else. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO IT TO GUILLERMO AND MAKE IT THE OFMD CROSSOVER
Its actually fascinating that by this logic u could be really fascinating as a soul and even body but not in the current outfit (life) ur wearing.
That cat is a star im telling u. Id love to see Laszlo bring cats to a riot. The lil finger hypnotize he tries is…oddly sexy?
Do u think Nandor is kind to the hell hound cuz he can turn into a dog? God id love to see what all animals they can turn into
‘You turn yourself into a dog in a place that imprisons dogs?’ This fuckhead got himself in a cage and hes LECTURING U AND RIGHT ABOUT IT. Poor Nandor.
And now the only time any of them have a cellphone and its Nadja…who cant work a remote lol
And now yup Guillermo can get her in. Or unleashing Colin long enough works.
I need a still of Laszlo sitting in that cage lol
And yup he forgot to hypnotize the cats lol
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ellitx · 3 years
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Akdjfjeb Im really happy to hear you like my stuff but tbh im really scares ti start my own blog, because canon himmel is a minor and I wouldnt actually lewd him if we didn't have our scenario's set up here, like we know whats up here and its a safe space ;w; and plus i write these in secret on my phone and i die if anyone outside of tumblr or people from my art twitter were to catch me ;;
Anywho how about vamp butler Himmel feeding from his darlings thighs after helping her with her monthly~ (nsfw below i dunno how to cut stuff on mobile thru an ask)
He finally had you, laying sleeping softly in his servants quarters. Usually Venti gets to you first through mischievous ways, either by climbing through the window, or slipping into your bed before you woke the next morning
But today you had come to visit him on your own accord, saying that you wanted to make sure he was alright and to seek some of your own comforts through spending the late afternoon with him, saying it would ease some of the pain, until you slipped into a quiet nap with him. "Oh how I have been graced with you today my sweet song bird, and how I wish to alleviate your pain and replace it with extacy.." he thought, slowly intertwining his fingers with yours whilst placing a soft kiss on your fingers patiently waiting for you to awake.
Not much longer did you begin to stir, he flinches from your movement being as your bodies were glued together "Hmm.. where-- Himmel sir is that you..? Are we still in the servants quarters..?" You whisper and with your body shifting he sensed it, your crimson essence leaking from you, it took everything in him to not devour you right then and there. "Yes Mistress, Im sorry did I wake you mayhaps..?" He breathed into the crook of you neck.
"Mm.. no.. its the pain that woke me up Im sorry to have worried you sir.." you clung onto him a bit tighter seeking comfort in his warmth "Well, I do have a suggestion.. it might be a bit crude but it will benefit us both greatly.." He choked out embarrassed and with a racing heart he could smell you, he had your cycle down to the hour, he hadnt fed in weeks he was was almost about to combust
"And what would that be..?" You nervously question starting up at him. "Shhh my songbird let me show you" as he lowers himself down towards your core not even knowing your cycle had started, gently placing both of your legs over his shoulders "Himmel..!? Are you sure I- Mmm..!" He couldn't wait he needed this now pulling your delicate garements off of you his head already lapping at your core, drinking up all you had to offer
"Ahhh..! Sir.. I" turning your head to the side whilst covering your mouth to quiet your moans " Mm I needed this.. I needed you so bad.. Venti always hogging you to himself drives me mad.. My deepest apologies.. mm.. my sweet but I cant help myself" Darting his toungue inside your core to suck everything from your womb, your life essence pouring into him as he grips your thighs almost to roughly
"Mmnm..! Master.. Himme-..! Im so close... You treat me too well ahh..!! And that only invokes him further he wants you to release everything you have onto him, his life is to serve yours, ever loyal, and with that spring coming undone you come down onto him squeezing around his toungue "Yes..! You feed me such good nectar y/n" your legs are shaking as he rubs his hands on your thighs oh so sensually to try to sooth them, until another craving hits and glances up to you askingly
You nod knowing what he needs as you let his bear fangs to your sweet thighs, sucking and licking so gently "Nnnm..! Anything for you sir.."
(its getting long again gonna end it here -💚)
Ahh no pressure anon! I understand what you mean and tbh i actually have a secret blog of my own where i put all my self-indulgent dark contents and story ideas ( °◡° )
Im limiting my brainrotting here since some may find it uncomfortable, unless another anon has started the topic then i’ll let them indulge it a bit
ANYWAYS— thank you for this another himmel food ^q^ you’re doing god’s work and i love you <333 my inbox is always open if you want to share more of your ideas about him and his darling~
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mollyolikeme · 3 years
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Any Way The Wind Blows SPOILERS
Okay. Here are my ramblings in no particular order. Proceed if you care and/or dare. They a lot.
- I am emo shit. (I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. Brilliant.)
- Honestly the ‘break up’ is important even though it HURTS
- Holding the wand together. I CRY. Knocking foreheads. STAP.
-The first real snowbaz conversation during the make-up. Was just …......… FAN-TAST-TIC. Just real conversation and being patient and listening. Like they were both being so SOFT and UGH!
- Fuck yes the emotional intimacy!
- The first night in bed… like simons trauma and love and how they interact and how he can’t cross the lines right away but wants to and he’s just trying to process NEVER having to ever make a decision for himself and think about his own emotions in his life. Boy thought he was never gonna grow up. He thought he was gonna be dead! UGH. He just. Can’t handle the emotions and I FUCKING RELATE!
- SNOWBAZ MAKING OUT. GIMME MORE.
- Snowbaz hunting that first time and the conversation about simons sexuality (no label!) and further talking about how Simon thought (but really never thought!) about his relationship with Agatha
- The fact Simon wanted to JUMP ON baz and never thought past that
- Simon telling baz he would let him drink him. Yup. Good boy. Good bois.
- The mutual OBSESSION they have for each other!
- NANDOS! Yes sir.
- Penny and Shepard. Penny and Shepard. Penny and Shepard.
- Penelope deserves SO much. She is such an amazing friend/family to Simon AND to baz. Ugh their LOVE for each other.
- I think Shepard is v good for her
- YES bitch get him out of that engagement!
- Shep reaching slowly for penny and then penny just moving his hand to reach her cheek. I CAN NOT!
- KISS HIM! You go Penny! GET. IT.
- DOMESTIC SNOWBAZ DOMESTIC SNOWBAZ DOMESTIC SNOWBAZ
- IKEA trip. Just get out. That’s my dream for them.
- MORE KISSING. KEEP KISSING. I LIVE FOR IT.
- every damn time Snowbaz goes to lady Ruth Salisbury’s. I love it!
- I love lady Ruth! Like YES grandmama you are an open minded and smart powerful woman!
- SNOWBAZ MAKING OUT AT WATFORD! DO IT AGAIN!
- TEAM SOLVING PROBLEMS! YES TEAM.
- Smith smith Richards can accept my foot in his ass. I agree with Baz’s reactions. Like yes son.
- I get simons too honestly. For him as a character, as the guy that he is, ya know.
- Smith smith is a HILARIOUS and TERRIBLE name.
- LOL. What a scammer though eh?
- CULTS! Why is it ALWAYS cults these days!!!
- The whole bring the magic up and then burn it out thing smith does. Like fuck you. Why do you think your special because you made up a new spell?! Lots of people do that!
- The kind of first time?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! MY PRECIOUS BOYS. YOU DESERVE THAT AND MORE IM SO HAPPY!
- Fuckin GET. IT.
- The conversations the communication! KEEP IT UP MY GUYS!
- They just love each other so COMPLETELY. Despite everything and especially INCLUDING each other’s ‘flaws’ (I weep with joy for it)
- Honestly the Britishism’s in this book were prime!
- GETTIN THE TEAM BACK TOGETHER! Legit gives me ENERGY!
- GREAT Watford action. Simon being Simon like ‘nope imma lie to keep my people safe’
- His people then being pissed at him. lol yup
- Fuck you smith you deserve to be embarrassed by Simon!
- You look like a fool because you ARE a FOOL!
- GO PIPPA! Spell em like you see em! LIAR!
- KAY. The character growth for all of our mains …….. you guys I caaaaaant, stop it! (Don’t ever stop. Keep improving yourselves you guys are magical beauty’s)
-omg and AGATHA. girl you get your fucking story how you like it. this is about you now! your life is your life and you get to do what you want with it! Herd goats and just chill! uhuh uhuh!
- WERK HEADMISTRESS BUNCE. YOU ARE QUEEN AND YOU ARE SMARTER THAN EVERYONE!
- Simons true nature just being protective boy to people who are assholes to him. Yes sir you are too precious.
- V interesting that rainbow gave us an open ended thing with smith. Like at least somewhat. I’m assuming the coven will be like ‘yea you are a fraud and we will not have you around people anymore’ but also she leaves it with him still being delusional and like ‘I chosen one. Uhuh dat me’ … ya fuckin’ knob. You aren’t it Smith!
- ALSO WOAH WOAH WOAH! On the MF SLY Nico (good for Fiona. Marry your angry boy. You deserve it. Whatever it is.) being like ‘you can’t be immortal only drinking animals’………………
- IM SORRY!
- That is a BOMB!
- WHAT. WUT.
- OUR BOYS CAN LIVE AND DIE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!?!?!? You are fucking kidding me! THAT IS ALL I EVER WANT IN MY LYFE! (Healing healing healing emotional healing)
- Beautiful addition with the Excalibur sword to give us the Simon Salisbury reveal. Just Beautiful. Thank you thank you thank you Rainbow. I think that is exactly as we need it. Like obviously a lot for Simon to work through. And he and baz LITERALLY have that conversation (‘it’s too much.’ ‘It would be too much for anyone’) I REALLY appreciate that scenario as the reveal. Like Ruth already knows all the important things about Simon and now they can just be a supportive and CONSISTENT presence in his life. BAWLING IM BAWLING.
- And Simon has his sword!!!! Yes boy! You look good with it! Baz thinks you’re Hot! Because you ARE!
- THESE BOYS ARE HANDSOME! WE ALL WISH!
- Okay but also the moment it hits Simon (and baz) that he killed his father…… noooooooo. POOR THING. (Crying real tears. Crying real tears in the park reading. It’s true.)
- HE WAS NEVER YOUR FATHER SIMON! NOT REALLY!
- ROSEBUD BOY!
- Yes that is the pet name and henceforth will be the ONLY pet name! (Actually baz should keep saying love because I SWOON)
- my thoughts are Simon is gonna keep his wings.
- Like he likes them and so does baz and honestly everyone does. I actually love that every time anyone who is important to Simon thinks about him without his wings they get a bit sad about it.
- I think he’ll keep them.
- I like that they left things with the nownext like….. those Vegas vamps will probably fucking kill them, let’s not get involved. And then literally didn’t talk about it. HA. (Fair enough. Not their problem.)
- Our baby’s get normal lives now!
- Like normal for them
- But they get to GO ON! ITS AMAZING!
- AH IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!
- HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
- Penny and shep are getting his passport and moving to LONDON! They gone be cute cute cute together and it’s LOVELY
- SIMON AND BAZ LIVING TOGETHER FOREVER!
- MY BOYS (crying crying crying crying crying)
- I can just picture Simon doing Sunday night dinners at the Salisbury’s and coming home with HEAPS of take home leftovers for his week because grandmother Salisbury would NEVER let him leave without it
- He’s got an uncle! And probably/maybe cousins!? Sweet baby aaaaaahhhhhhh!
- Daphne at home again. THANK HEAVENS!
- I really enjoy that baz calls her mum. I think it’s so soft and important on so many levels because she did raise him.
- BAZ DRESSING SIMON! COME. ON.
- I CANT HANDLE ALL THIS BOYFRIEND BEHAVIOUR THAT I AM CONSUMING! IT. IS. PERFECT. I AM EATING IT UP.
- every time each of them comments on how sexy the other is.
- Simon thinking about Baz keeping his wand in a holster on his wrist. And it being dead sexy without his shirt on. FUCK. ME.
- Okay okay okay but MORE physical intimacy!!!!
- Like Clothes. Get rid of em. Don’t need em. Confident with where things are going. Check. Communicating consent and checking in. Fuck yes check. Sexy sexy sexy. Check. Kissing kissing kissing. Check. (I’m dying just about here) (get it my sons)
- What does Simon say? Just like ‘do you trust me’ ‘yes’ ‘can I touch you’ ‘yes’
- I. HAVE. DIED.
- (I’m dead)
- (Me being dead) AAAAAHHHH
- I LOVE the on going ‘is this what people do?’
- That makes me feel so many things.
- FUCK
- Simons like ‘we just get to keeping trying and working and being close and trying and working and making each other happy’
- I WEEP!
- These. Boys. Have. My. Heart.
- They have it they have it they have it they have it
- UGH
- okay better leave it there. I need to READ. THIS. AGAIN.
- LOVE ❤️
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polyboros · 3 years
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please tell us about your thoughts on vampire cookie i cant remember whether you've talked about him before but i'd like to hear more
i did talk abt vamp here but i will gladly talk about him more!! regardless of if the night of the witches only happening every 1000 years is hearsay (or if cookie years are... different than human years, somehow. cookie run worldbuilding is weird and i don't look too deep in it often) i think both vampire cookie and alchemist cookie were made FOR a night of the witches a couple thousand years ago. (it's said that the witch was so busy baking they forgot about grapes which implies a certain level of... hurry. every witch has to bring their best!)
vampire would also be an ideal cookie to bring to the night because he textually just... doesn't give a fuck about dying in the oven. his sister had to drag him out. he's so very out of it, at least at the moment of creation, that he wouldn't bother doing anything to try to escape. i know the text ALSO says they escaped directly FROM the oven but the text is a bitch i only care for sometimes. i think that's the story they Tell (vampire cookie was... aware enough in the oven to give a relatively good bullshit account), but i think both of them are. somewhat aware of the fact they were made to be eaten, and escaped on the Night before that could happen. alchemist doesn't let this knowledge stop her; vampire has piss-poor memory and isn't really bothered by the idea anyway. (riv to dark enchantress but we're different, etc. etc.)
i don't think vampire really ever settled somewhere before the new cookie kingdom and the regulars polycule, either. obviously he had his sister that whole time, and they stayed constants in each other's lives despite disputes, but he was a traveller. he saw events unfold and he wrote them down and he forgot them. he never tried to settle before this, not really, even though he dated and lived places for years and watched. w his cookie alcoholism and all of his problems disorder re; & + immortality he generally wasn't a person people settled for either, which didn't bother him. i think w the flour wars and dark enchantress the thing that really Got to him was seeing all these places he'd been destroyed, even if he barely remembered half of them. (places have permanence that most cookies don't.) a point at which he pushed past the apathy and tried to actually root himself somewhere, and then met people, and hey, he's doing pretty good now! (helps that his sister... also ended up here, somehow. who's he kidding—of course she'd come. lots of scientific marvels to be had.)
i still think he's very apathetic about dying, though. (vampire, doing the cookie equivalent of bleeding out vc) don't worry about it (alchemist vc) DUDE.
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Fated Mate (Pt 6)
Warnings: Mild swearing/mentions of suicide/death 
Word Count: 2,373
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It had been days since the incident with your newly discovered powers. At first, no one knew what to say, they had never seen something like that before. You didn't know what to say, you had closed yourself off, not even speaking to Emmett, worried you would end up hurting someone. Your emotions were still new and raw, you had to remind yourself that it’d only been a couple of weeks since Bella had turned you. Since that day. 
Surprisingly the first person you let in since the little powers incident was Rosalie. You had never been friends with Rose when you were human. She tolerated you because you were Bella’s cousin. Now, she had decided she could relate to you more than she first thought. It started with a knock at the door, to which you didn't answer. Growing impatient, Rosalie broke in anyway and didn't really give you the option. You were going to talk about it. Whatever was bothering you, and you did. You let it all out, to the person you least expected. 
The first snow had fallen. Alice and Jasper had left. It hurt but you tried to ignore it as something bigger was coming. Initially, Carlisle had talked about sending you away as the Volturi would probably try and use you for their own good. It was better to keep you away when they didn't even know you existed. But somehow they found out about you. Alice had seen it. There was no hiding now. They'd be coming for you and Renesmee. 
You still didn't know how to control your abilities properly. Something that wasn't going to help when it came time to face off with the Volturi. You were growing agitated. You had been training with Jasper, he was teaching you how to fight and use your newborn strength. At least that was something you could contribute to the fight. At the moment you still had remnants of human blood flowing through your system which made you all the more stronger.
You hadn't spoke to Emmett since the incident. When you spoke to Rose she had explained why you and Emmett were drawn together and why Rosalie and Emmett were not longer together. You were his mate. Everyone has one, even humans. So yes soulmates are a thing apparently. She wasn't angry at you. Maybe in the beginning, but no, not now. She knew it might happen one day, and instead she was happy that Emmett had finally found the one person he was fated to be with for eternity. You didn't know how to process the information. Yes, you believed in soulmates as cheesy as it was, you just didn't think you'd be lucky enough to ever find yours. You were kinda mad at him for not telling you about it. You had noticed the instant draw to him, the magnetic, tingly sensation every time he was near, thinking it was just a vampire thing.
He had tried to speak to you, you ignored him. You didn’t know how to feel and everything was just confusing. Did he even feel that way for you before you were turned? You just didn't want it to be a forced thing that he had no say in. Ignoring him didn't go down well. You noticed Emmett over the days, getting more and more angry, having to go hunting just to cool off. You should probably talk to him about it eventually, but what do you say? “Oh hey Em I hear we’re mates, that’s cool.” You scoff and shake your head. 
You were in the woods with Benjamin. You had been having lessons on how to manage your powers. Tomorrow the Volturi would arrive and you at least wanted to be able to throw snowballs at them if all else failed. You chuckled to yourself and Benjamin gave you a disapproving look. You weren't concentrating. Okay, time to focus. 
You had been trying to copy Benjamin and make a little dirt whirlwind in the palm of your hand. Focus on the power flowing through you blah blah blah. You were too distracted. Emmett was stood a stones throw away talking to Jasper. You couldn't help but check him out. He was dressed in all black. Black combat Jeans, black boots and oh that leather jacket made you melt. You had spaced out and could faintly here Ben calling you back. You snapped out of it and gasped. Ben was looking at you in awe. All of the loose debris from the forest floor was floating around you gently, as if it were caught in time. Reaching out you poked at a twig that was floating in front of you and laughed, gaining the attention of Emmett and Jas who looked shocked. Probably at the fact you had actually laughed for the first time in weeks and more at the fact the forest floor was floating around your head. If vampires could blush you would be the shade firetruck. Emmett was looking at you so intensely. The debris started to swirl around you like a whirlwind and you gave him a toothy smile. 
You knew how to control your powers. Emotion was the answer. You breathed deeply to calm your racing heart, the debris slowly floated back to where it belonged and you hugged Benjamin, thanking him for pushing you. You finally did something! 
After practising a little more with Benjamin and Rosalie; who had come out to see how you were getting on, you had finally got the hang of lifting and dropping objects, it was a start which left you wondering how much more and what else you could do. Emmett was still lingering close by, watching from the corner of his eye. You had finally decided it was time to talk to him. Benjamin had excused himself and Rosalie gave you some space after giving your shoulder a reassuring squeeze. You walked over to Emmett, he was surprised. “Emmett, can we talk?” You chewed your lip, a nervous trait you carried over from being human, he nodded and you both sat down on a log outside the Cullen house. You couldn't deny your feelings for Emmett. Over the past couple of days, as much as you tried to ignore him, something inside you was constantly pulling you back. You let it all out, you told him that you knew you were mates, that’s why you had been avoiding him, trying to end your life, becoming a vampire, learning you were this all powerful rare being, AND Emmett Cullen is your mate that you’re fated to be with for the rest of eternity. It was a lot to deal with. 
You spoke for hours, the day turned to night and in the end you and Emmett were closer than ever. 
-The day the Volturi arrived-
Today was the day Alice had seen in her vision, and she and Jasper still hadn't come back. The house was loud with vampires rushing around preparing for battle. You were leaning against a book shelf just watching, not really hearing, spaced out, thinking about what was to come. You felt someone move behind you. Emmett placed his chest against your back and you relaxed slightly. You turned to give him a small nervous smile and he took your hand giving it a squeeze. “We will be fine Y/N.” Kissing your forehead, he took you by the hand and led you over to the sofa were you both sat to listen to the final plan. 
You had all agreed there was no point trying to hide you from the Volturi. You'd be fighting just like the rest of them. All the training with Jasper and Benjamin was finally going to pay off. You leaned against Emmett on the sofa, listening to Carlisle go over the plan. You were listening, but your mind was wondering off at the same time. You were worried that you'd choke up and your abilities wouldn't help. Worried your family might get hurt… worried Emmett might get hurt…. You picked at the sleeve of your black combat jacket. You felt panicky inside, Jasper was looking at you from across the room and a little storm was brewing outside the window. You looked up, shook from your daze as Emmets hand came down on your shoulder, they had noticed the twig storm outside the window. You gave a nervous smile and excused yourself walking through to the kitchen. 
You sighed, you didn't even have to look to know that Emmett was walking behind you. 
“Y/N, I promise, everything is going to be okay. I wont let anything happen to you, you know that.” You sighed and dropped your head into your hands. He pulled you into his solid form for a hug, resting his chin on top of your head. 
“Emmett… what if something bad happens… I can’t lose anyone.. I cant lose you Em, not when i’ve just found you.” Vampires couldn't cry but you didn't have to, small flecks of rain spit against the glass windows and you watched as Emmett smirked. He twirled you around so your back was pressed against him and pointed out the window. 
“Do you know why I know we will be okay. Because one… I love you, you’re my blood singer and I’ll never let anything happen to you, and two Y/N, you’re a badass Newborn Vamp with killer abilities that the Volturi can’t match.”  You giggled and then realised what he’d actually said, turning to look at him. 
“You love me?” You were shocked, you completely felt the same way but you thought it would have been too soon to tell him. Ever since that day you'd had that long conversation, you’d known. Maybe it was the bond, maybe it was that and more, who knew. You smiled at Emmett wrapping your arms around his neck, brining him down to your level. “Well, I love you too Em.” He grinned at you and leaned in, placing his lips on yours softly, you didn't hesitate, the spark was alive now more than ever and you captured his lips with yours pushing your body into his. You could feel sunshine through the window on your back, you smiled into the kiss. You couldn't lose this. This is what you were fighting for. 
-The Field-
This was it. You were all standing in the snowy field awaiting your fate. Partners and allies stood side by side. Emmet, holding your frosty hand. You leaned into him slightly and you felt him soften at your touch, then you noticed the capes. 
Black and red capes floating across a sea of white, you stiffened and the grip on your hand tightened. You looked up to Emmet and he kissed you on the forehead. Reassurance. 
“The red coats are coming, the red coats are coming.” Everyone was on high alert now, a menacing presence filled the air. You hear Edward tell Bella, “Aro’s looking for Alice”, and then your eyes train on Jane, you’d never met the Volturi before, but your family painted a pretty good picture and you picked her out straight away. Probably your biggest threat. 
You smirk as you hear the howls and watch as the wolves appear from the fog and trees. The red coats look shocked, rattled even. Good. 
You're finding it hard to keep your emotions in check. You watch as Carlisle walks closer to Aro, you hear Emmet growl under his breath slightly, when your name is mentioned. 
“No laws have been broken.” Carlisle holds his hands up, gesturing to us standing in the background. You watch as Caius basically spits at his comment. 
“We see the child, do not treat us as fools, and your Omni, we see you have a new coven member.” You tilt your chin and glare at the vampires, you needed to be strong, they couldn't see you as weak, especially if you're as powerful as you've been told. 
Watching the exchange between Aro and Edward was hard, you were struggling to just stand there. Then he mentioned Bella and the fog seemed to get thicker, the air colder, there were a lot of eyes on you now. Watching, you saw Bella close her eyes and struggle to project her shield, you needed to be ready, just incase something happened. You were focused now, you knew you could use your powers if you had to, there was enough emotions swirling and all you had to do was think about what you wanted to do and it would happen. They should have called it the imagination power, because that’s all it was, your mind. 
“I’d like to meet her, and your Omni.” Jacob growled and Emmet pushed you behind him a little bit. Fuck. Bella started walking with Jake and Renesmee and you walked out from behind Emmet, he clenched his jaw, but walked with you, falling into line with you every step of the way, ready for anything. 
“Ahhh young Belllaa, immortality becomes you, and you must be Y/N, i’ve heard so much about you. How fascinating that you would also find your La Tua Cantante in the same coven as your relative.” You bristle as Aro laughs, pointing at Nessie. Bracing yourself as Nessie touches his face, allowing him to know the truth about how she was born. He doesn't forget about you though. His eyes never leaving your form, as if he were waiting for you to do something extraordinary. 
Edward and Bella retreat with Nessie as Aro and Caius bicker, You walk away with Emmet, then you hear the Denali sisters scream, you turn back just in time to see Irina get ripped to pieces. Bella was ushering Nessie up onto Jake and all hell broke loose as the sisters charged forward. You ran back to the line with Emmett, ready to use your powers if need be, however Edward seemed to have in under control.
You thought everything was okay, until you collapsed to the floor, writhing in agony, Jane looking at you from a distance, taking you to your knees with just one word. 
“Pain.” 
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asks :)
i love you guys, just putting that out there 💕
We stan a supportive dad who hates the miya twins 💅 @lovelyvillainess idk it won’t let me tag you :(
I figured at least one of them should have an ounce of common sense lmao
Holy shit! The Miya twins meet the parents was soooooo good. I've just finished reading it and come here to gush and now I will go re-read it because wow. The tension. The feeling of dread that sinks in when you realize what reader might be in for tomorrow or the next day. But the dad is my hero!! It makes me wonder what Kita and the crew would say because they certainly saw the Miyas bullying their soulmate. We are not worthy of your genius
🥺 dfghgfhkl thank you!! But also yeah, it’s a temporary victory at best and you’re definitely gonna pay for it the next day 👀
🥺🥺🥺 go dad for having our back i feel like its rare for parents to actively support u in yan!fics so like...heart is warmed
so who wants to see daddy dearest go ham on the Miya twins and beat their asses??? 
omg ive never sent a message before but the meet the parents with the twins when her dad protected her i 🥺🥺❤️❤️
He is the only valid parent just sayin (still won’t make a difference in the long run, but at least he tried?)
I'm reading your newest drabble and came across the line, "it’s the pity he’ll give you. He thinks he ruined your life when he left (he didn’t)" I love this reader's energy lmao
Definitely not me projecting one particular ex of mine onto this fic, nope, not at all. But seriously those ex’s are the fucking worst 😒
Hi! Just popped in to say i love ur meet the parents drabble. One of my fave things about ur writing in general is how well you write dynamics between characters and that recent drabble was some good food brah. Thanks!! ❤️
ahh thank you so much, bby! 
Just passing by to say you are an absolute queen and that I love you and your writing very very much !! 💞💗❤️💖💓💘
Hi anon, i’d die for you i just wanted you to know that! 💕
Reread NFWMB again. Idk if you have watched or if your familiar with Bungoy Stray Dogs, Rhi but reading it again made me think of OdaSaku 😅 Idk, it's probably the opening line about kids. So I kind of had this screnaio in my head where Iwa's higher ups and contractors are surprised that he finally agreed to kids but what they don't know is that instead of killing them, he is taking them to the reader.
I have not watched BSD but I’ve heard about it?? it is on my ‘might fuck around one day and actually watch’ list, if i can ever stop re-watching my other faves. I did write Iwa as much more of a morally ambiguous character - he’s not gonna push an old lady in the street but he also probably wouldn’t stop somebody if he saw they were getting mugged kinda guy - obviously with the reader being the exception to that. But I do like the idea of Iwa just bringing home some kid he was supposed to kill and being like ‘this is now our child, we’re a family and i will straight up murder anyone who tries to take either of you from me’
but then i also like the idea of him seeing her be good with kids and just suddenly *breeding kink* ya know?
Okay unironicly??? Nice guy yandere Bokuto is my kink and that last piece hit the nail right on the head. Everyone is cooing that you guys are adorable together, so why does it feel so awful every time he puts his hands on you~ you cant find it in yourself to say no, but you want to get away from him as soon as possible~
Yandere Bokuto makes my heart horny and it is a straight up tragedy that I don’t have more written for him (soon, bby, dw) because he’s all soft and cuddly and needy and incessant, but the moment you start pulling too far away - oop. Now you get to play with an upset Bo 👀
For all the hard work you do, someone should write for you. Depending if you're into the really disturbed, angst, smutty kind where there are no such things as regrets. That's me. I write that stuff all the time. Keep up the great writing beautiful. What's next on your upcoming lists of fanfiction you're going to post? 💋💞😍🤗👀 Love ya! @doloresdaizhamorgan
Ahh thank you, bby! You always send the sweetest asks (and btw I hoped you liked vamp Touya!!) Next up is slasher Bokuto, Akaashi & Kuroo which I am v excited about 🔪
Hi! I was wondering how you think the yandere soulmate pairings would react to the reader favouring one over the other? Would they get jealous of the other—leading to the reader's possible escape route? Also just wanted to say I love your writing so so so much—it genuinely gives me chills in all the best ways :)
I think it would be difficult for the reader to prefer one to the other as they’re all bad in different ways. However as it’s kind of implied that both Oikawa & Iwa and Ushijima and Tendou are also each others soulmates as well, I think they’d find a way to manage it without too much drama between each of them - probably exposure therapy. Say you start to cling a little more to Ushi because Tendou’s being sadistic mean, he’ll leave the two of you to spend some ‘quality time’ together - surely you’ll be feeling better by the time he gets back (you aren’t). Or if you start showing more favouritism to Iwa because he doesn’t go as hard with his punishments, the two of them will agree that next time it’s all up to Iwa, and he’s gonna make it hurt while Oikawa will be there to take care of you afterwards.
It’s all about balance.
If its with the twins, good fucking luck. They’re already bickering over the small stuff - they’ll just take it as an excuse to lord it over the other one - which ill inevitably prompt the ‘loser’ to remind you of exactly why you should really reconsider, especially with how good he’s gonna make ya feel. Basically - it’s a tug of war with you caught in the middle. Have fun tho!
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my annotations for chappy 11 of ysijwa
this is just for drea and leyla to read so if you're not drea or leyla pls keep scrolling :)
ok this is pretty chaotic and like i said earlier i treated this ike a wattpad comment section so... have fun ig :)
SHERLOCK AND WATSON CINEMATIC UNIVERSE SHUT UPPPPP I LOVE YOU SM DREA
NOT MISS SNAP CRACKLE POP
jealous y/n you say???
now i know why you ignored all my tiktok asks lmao
HELPLESS OH MY GOD
truly madly deeply intended :)
damn he's kind of a narcissist yk? like "I have to be serious my entire family depends on it" shut up mr darcy you're not special
devout in his religion hmmmmmm hopefully we see some more religious trauma content bc me too vampy
awww he wants kids but now he cant have them bc hes... dead :(
AWWW his sister taught him to knit :( if he doesn't knit bloodbag a sweater i swear to god
stuffy moron is correct
"IT'S A FUCKING WONDER HE EVER GOT LAID" OIJRIOJWEIOJIEWOJFIOEJOF
"THE ATROCITY THAT IS BEING ACQUAINTED WITH NIALL AND HIS HORRIBLE AFFINITY FOR CHEAP FLANEL" ORJFOIJFEIOWJ YOURE SUCH A POET
he's so dumb she was with him bc he's hot that much should be obvious to him🙄
FOOLISHLY HOPELESSLY UNMEASURABLY IN LOVE HWAT THE FUCK DREA IM SAD
i love that he remembers the spinal cord dislocation and the dead leaves . like yea im dead rn but the leaves in my hair are really what's bothering me the most
what the fuck is a maw
ok i looked it up i get it now
"attachment is for gullible idiots" yup and youre one of them vampy 😌
"the warmest skin his icy fingers had ever had the good fortune to touch" im so soft rn
oh so now she has "a wholesome beauty about her nature" ? i thought she was just cute enough 🤨
HE THINKS HER SMILE COULD RESTART HIS HEART THATS SO CUTE IM OUHOIJFOEWIJFIOEWJ
"the responsibility of keeping her safe, satisfied, and happy" how 🥺 🥺🥺
"as long as he breathes" i thought he didn't breathe lmao BUT I GET THE SENTIMENT
"always when it comes to her" IM SCREAMING RN THIS IS SO SOFT I CANT
ill never forgive him for being so dense either his brain is basically a rock
HE WANTED TO COMMUNICATE THAT HE BELONGED TO HER IM GONNA HAVE A STROKE
couldnt be me i dont want to be percieved
HE ADDED A FUCKING BUTTERFLY AFTER THE DISCO BALLS IM OIWFJIOEWJFIOEJIOEWNOJIWJ(*H(WUIOFJIOEWJFIOWHVIFUEH)U)($UT
HEY a hamilton obsession is not childish😤
'the only person who was allowed to touch him there was y/n' he's like a little kid who's possessive omggggggg
oh this reminds me i rlly hope everything in that chest was new and had never been used on anyone else owijfowiejfioewj
oh please my irish king can control himself let y/n meet the other vamps🙄
"if they knew all along why did it take so long" yk im wondering the same thing dummy
"every day was a battle to earn her love and affection" wtffff how could she hurt him like that he is just a baby
i think he needs therapy tbh
yes he does deserve to be treated with respect and dignity😤
"supporting and tolerating them despite your differences" exactly unless they're a republican
IM SORRY THAT WAS MEAN OIWFJOIWJFEIOw i said what i said tho
they did everything backwards but it's what baby needed🥺
im literally gonna 🔪 bradley how dare he hurt my favorite ribeye like that
PROPER BOYFRIEND-GIRLFRIEND BONDING PLSSSSS im sure he makes sure to say stuff like "as your boyfriend' or 'since youre my girlfriend' all the time now
"everything that has to do with harry has always and will always make her feel safe and secure" ...who's gonna tell her👀
HE BECOMES CLINGY IVE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UP
awwww my love language is also quality times bestiesssssss
(this is more serious you might want to change the words to nose kisses or something because esk*mo is a slur)
HE wants to be wrapped in HER arms and get forehead kissies like a little baby🥺🥺
i can tell you wrote this chappy bc leyla would never write about ice cream
IF CHRIST CAN GET A DATE MARKER SO CAN HARRY OIFJOEIWJFIOEWJFWI PLSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE HIM
ALWAYS FOR HER WEJFIOJWEIOFJEWIOFJOIEWJFOIEWJF HES SO IN LOOOOOVE
HE DID IT AND IM SO PROUD OF HIM🥺
omg i have a thot imagine if she got a heart murmur or something and obvi he knows bc he can hear it so now he has to find a way to make her get it checked out out without being suspicious 😭
HE ROCKS HER TO CALM HER DOWN WHEN SHES HAVING NIGHTMARES IJFEOWIJFOIWEFJ
“nearly blinds himself for eternity” what a drama queen i love him
maybe learn how to turn your brightness down grandpa
“can women sense emotional distress” why is this so funny oiewfjwieojfioewj
DEHUMANIZING OWEIJOIAJAKLFSDJLKSDJFKLD
not a psychotic episode 😭😭
crippling mommy issues woejfkljdklsjsdf me too king
awwwww he made her a full buffet i would cry
matchy socks im gonna sob
king is a chef 😌
y/n’s head @ harry’s clavicle rn: 💥
“his plush chest” drea its ok you can say titties
“absolutely flawless”? are you sure shes not just cute enough 🤨
he got her oat milk 🥺the sign of true love
hes such a shithead i love him
SPELLING HIS NAM E ON HER TUMMY IM HAVING ANOTHER STROKE
“I DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE YOU ALL ALONE” HES SO WOIFJSJFSDKJKLSDJF
HE DIDNT HAVE TO DO NIALL LIKE THAT 😭😭
RAPUNZEL HAIR OSIDJSKJKLSJF
she traces a tiny heart on him wtfffffffffff im sad
this… is hot
“theres no room on the counter” owifjlksjfslkfjklsj
HE WOULD WALK THROUGH FIRE FOR HER maybe then he’d be a little less cold
im sorry that was wrong of me lisjfskldjfwoiejewiojrei
OH MY GOD OWEIJFKLJSKLFJL SHES SO BOLD “can’t i?” OSIJFKSLJLKJF
oh boy hes gonna kill her
I WONDERED WHEN THE YOURE HOT WHEN YOURE MEAN THING WAS GOING TO COME UP
literally shut the fuck up mr english major
do it bestie kick him in the balls
SPARE BOOBIES MAAM I CNAT BELIEVE YOU aCTUALLY WROTE THAT OWIFEJWIJEKLJFOIEWHOEWIFEHFLKEWJFKLEWJKLJFL
IM WHITE IM ALLERGIC TO SPICE WEJFLKJFKLEJFLKJSKLJKFSJD
“character development at its finest” what a self aware king
y/n stop being mean to him baby just wants to feel close ☹️
“I’m anemic” ok king whatever u say
“ME AND MY CHRONIC ILLNESS IM SENSITIVE” IJFKLSDJFKLJSDKLJ
ahhhhhhh it’s yoga time
“just ask your cervix” jlksdjflksdjflkdsjflk
“if only you knew” ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
yeah y/n isnt like those other girls 🤪 shes different 🤪
yes bestie objectify him
THERE IT IS MY FAVORITE LINE IN THIS ENTRIE BOOK
PERHAPS MY FAVORITE LINE IN ANY BOOK EVER
“He hasn't been this stiff since rigor mortis”
i think about this on a daily basis i truly do
grey shorts? what a slut
“call the lapd im pressing charges” me after walking up the stairs
OH SO THIS IS WHERE THE GREYS ANATOMY CHARACTERS FROM THE SPOILERS WITHOUT CONTEXT COME IN
him using his shirt as a towel im BARKING
“I wasnt jealous” yea ok 😃
AGAIN HIM DRAWING HIS INITIALS ON HER SKIN THATS SO WOIJFSKLDJFLSJ
yeah harold she just wanted a little kiss 😤
yeah 😃 its bc he ran track 😃
no bc thats so fucking cute that she pretended she had never seen the show before bc he was excited to introduce her to it 🥺
I would do the same tbh i feel like it would be fun to wash dishes with harry idk why
“that skank” oisjksldfjklsjfklsdjflkd
YOUR THICK SKULL COULD DAMAGE THE MARBLE LSKFJKLDSJKFLSDJFKLSJFKLSJKLSJLDKFJLSKDJF I WOULD CRY
he gets her a cup of water 🥺
ok but like wouldn't she want to wash her hair after it got all sweaty at yoga
awwwww she got his toothbrush ready for him why am i so soft rn
memory foam mattresses sound nice but actually they kind of suck bc you sink down and feel trapped in them 😃
HE WATCHED THE TIKTOK SHE SENT HIM IM HAVING A THIRD STROKE
niall is probably on the dumbest side of tiktok idek what side but it’s probably annoying and he thinks it’s hilarious
noooo baby youre not a monster🥺 someone give him a hug rn
well actually you are kind of a monster but its ok we still love u bestie
I too run on caffeine and pizza pockets 😌
TONSIL HOCKEY WHAT THE FUCK OIEJFLSDKJFKLSDJFLSJLKFJSDKLFJ
chatsnap hes such an old man 😭
true lmao if you dont have social media i immediately dont trust you
not the i just washed my hands tiktok 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
HE FEELS STRANGELY PERCIEVED RN KJFLSJFLKSDJ IDK WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME BUT IM LIKE LEGIT LAUGHING
DO IT BESTIE BITE HIM CHOMP CHOMP
“my eyes are stinging” hes such a baby 😭
“MY SIGH”TS ALL FUZZY” SJFKDSLJFLKDSJFLKDSJFLK
“are you all right” “I dont know :(’ i cant handle this my face hurts from smiling lksjflkjafklj
he has a kitchenaid stand mixer omg thats so sexy
ok but has anyone ever gotten salmonella from raw cookie dough bc i think thats just a myth
fuck u for that one vampy
wow he could never deal with my chronically ill ass
WAIT IS IT WAP
NOPE ITS BETTER LSDFJSDKLFJDS
I agree body is absolutely an instrumental masterpiece
I KNEW HE KNOWS SOME TIKTOK DANCES I KNEW IT
“I know youre kinda into that (getting smacked in the face)” SHUT UPPPPPPP SKJFSKDLJFDS
NOT HIM TWERKING SLKFJSDKLFJDSKLFJDSKL
YES YN GET THAT VIDEO AND BLACKMAIL HIM
“I think i popped something” ok old man 😭
why is the word wench so funny lkfjslkfjdslkfjsdlkfj
dont hand it over i want to see him snap
OH SHIT HE JUST JUMPED THE TABLE LSDFJSDKLFJLKDNMNXCMNJKHOIUIOEUR
oooooooooooo
OH MY GOD AGAIN SHE REALLY IS BOLD SLKDFJDSKLFJLSKDJFLKJFS
not guerrilla warfare 😭😭😭😭
do it bestie give him a concussion he deserves it
“no piece of art could ever compare to her” 🥺🥺
“remember that time you told me making out was childish” “no” i hate him 😭
THERE IT IS AGAIN “sex isnt the only way he can feel close to someone anymore” SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SOBBING
this reminds me of the dehydrated intercourse with demonrry
“don’t care, relationships are about sharing’ hes so sdjfksldjfklsjf
DO IT BESTIE KICK HIS KNEECAPS IN
suing disney for false advertisement 😭
THIS SCENE IS KILLING ME LKJFKLSJFLDSJ “just pucker your lips over it” “You have actual brain damage, dont you?” DREA I LOVE YOU KSDJFLDSKJFLKSDJ
how do those bubbles taste babe
ok drea wtf i was so happy and now this??????
“everything’s wrong” NO SHUT UP SHUT UP ITS HAPPY HOURS
not the boob privileges 😭
WAIT THIS IS FROM THE BSE MV ISNT IT “dance is just so hot rn” “depressing shades are just so hot rn”
NOT HIM GETTING ALL STUTTERY WHEN HE ASKS HER IF SHE WANTS A DRAWER 🥺
NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN THIS GENTLE WITH HIM BEFORE WTFFFFFFFF IM CRYING
“youre so fucking cute, my baby” me when i see literally any picture of him
JELLO HAS a STRONGER BACKBONE THAN THIS KSFJSDKLFJDSKLFJ
“betrayed. objectified. taken advantage of. used. “ i hate him sm 😭😭
OH MY GOD IS SHE GONNA SHAVE HIS FACE THATS SO CUTE IM
SHE ISsSSSSS IM SQUEALING
stop him worrying she’ll think it's weird and wont want to do it 🥺
“bold of you to assume id ever be convicted” PLS DREA LAKFJDKSLFJ
“the more you talk, the more appealing manslaughter sounds” I CHOKED DLSKFJDSKLFJDKSJFDSKLJ
HIM WHISTLING TO GET HER ATTENTION WHY IS THAT SO CUTE
Im sorry but its really funny to me how you wrote the sentence “wrong metal, he thinks ironically” … get it ? like IRONically lkfjdslkfj im sorry i’ll show myself out
“this boy?” what a fucking cutie i want to kick him
I forgot what a bop helpless is thanks for reminding me im gonna go listen to the entire soundtrack again-
theyre so fucking cute i hate them
so yea bascally this is the best thing ive ever read and i love you so much and my face hurts from smiling :)))
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(lovely anon) ok so this may sound so dramatic but; let me paint you a picture: i’m responding to your latest message, sitting on the edge of the sofa. i type in “lovely anon” into the search and see this longgg post come up and i’m like uhhh... i scroll down and see the people you tagged and literally. when i saw @ lovely anon. i . cried . like full on tears. my brother goes “what are you doing” “she tagged meeeee” and he continued what he was doing and didn’t care LMAOO but i was so emotional? i love and appreciate you too and aAH IM CRYING!! you’re just really sweet and i didn’t expect it at all and it was really lovely to be a part of something :’)
the kermit pic sent meee but yes yes yes!! when you start uni let me know, lol i’m so excited for you!! let me know how it goes cuz i’m literally hype hahah & yes we will be in our sad corners of the world, missing england but you’re right it’ll be sooooo worth it in the end!!! and oH i’m glad you talk to them lol i truly thought you like haven’t seen them/haven’t spoken to them this whole time😭 that would’ve been awful!
also i totallyyy get what your saying about the english speaking thing. and idk why you’re insecure (well i *knowww* bc it’s not your first language and you’re studying it in college so yuh) but your english is great :)))
lol yeah that makes sense.. my mom took french in college and she remembers NOTHING HDJSHSJ (the fact that you wanna learn MORE languages i- ahh i so admire you.. you literally know so many languages🥺) yea i mean you know a bunch of languages bc you know the base of words lol, but i wonder if because you know latin it’ll be easier for you to learn french? oh- oh wait you said it’ll be easier HAHHAHA
THERES SO MUCH EXCITING STUFF TO TALK ABOUT HDGSJSJSL it’s so wild to me that you can’t watch chaos walking :( i’m a professional hacker tho so i’ll try and find a way for you LMAO (by professional hacker i mean i literally have gotten multiple free trials and i’m pretty sure the hulu police are after me bUT ITS THEIR FAULT BC WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE???) i mean the movie was good? and cute? and funny? but yea don’t think it’s gonna be the most fantastic thing haha AND THE DOGGO AWWW (i saw it again today- or my today lol, saturday, aND THESE OLD PEOPLE CAME AND SAT IN FRONT OF ME AND MY FRIEND LIKE ITS A LONG STORY LMK IF YOU WANNA HEAR IT)
SHARK FILMS?!?!! PLEASE READING THIS I HAD NO IDEA YOU WOULD LIKE SHARK MOVIES TOO FHSKSHSHDJDJGAJAYSJS ok so i haven’t seen any of the classics (i’m working on it) but i would probably watch jaws to laugh at it? not like that lmao but like comparing it. OKAY BUT HONESTLY I BARELY KNOW ANYONE WHO LIKES SHARK FILMS AHHH OKAY im adding “the shallows” to my watchlist bc it sounds super good AND SAME AHSJD ANY BODY OF WATER IN A MOVIE I JUST KNOW ITS COMING LMAO watch me not go in the water anymore after seeing that picture HHDJSJ
WHEN I READ THIS I JUST GOT DONE TALKING TO MY MOM ABOUT THE MEG AND THAT SCENE WHERE THE SHARKKK JUMPEDDDD AND ATE THE OTHER ONEEEE AND THEN JONAS HAD TO DO- bro i cannot (i think that one is my favorite because i love me a bit of romance and the subtle romance hAD ME) 47 meters down PHEW could you imagine?? i try not to think too hard about it i’m like “don’t be dumb catherine, don’t put yourself in a dumb situation” (not autocorrect having “dumb bitch” ready i am not lying) and i literally understand... there is no other way to explain 47 meters down
i CANNOT watch horror movies, can’t can’t can’t, i literally hate them i cannot do it!!! the thrill is tempting and it’s cool in the moment but i cant lmao. i don’t have nightmares about scary things (for the majority of the time) but going to sleep i’m like oooohhhhhh shit 🥲 literally what you explained
music !!!! music !!!! music !!!! (u ever write a word and now it looks weird lmao) MY BROTHER DOESNT LIKE MUSIC AND ITS SHIT IM LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU- anyway, my music taste is all over the place i mean......... it’s crazy. earlier today i was listening to meghan trainor’s album “title” oUT OF NOWHERE, but just a few minutes ago i was listening to fall in love with me by earth wind and fire soooo lol .. megan is *chefs kiss*, i’m not familiar with stormzy🙈, harry styles.... IM SORRY IM THAT PERSON but i don’t listen to his solo music EEK i only listen to adore you... and not that frequently... the music video freaked me out... i like niall’s solo music a lot more, which i listen to a lot more. now. one direction. favorite. please & thank you. i have a playlist called “boy bands” and it consists of one direction and the vamps (obsessed with cherry blossom btw) but as you can see my taste is all over the place!! fr fr if i sent you what apple music has as my “favorites” it went from ariana grande to carrie underwood to glee (OBSESSED DONT LET ME TALK ABOUT IT) i mean please if you let me i will nonstop (hamilton HDJSH) talk about music all day😩 & NOOO UR MUSIC IS GREAT HAHSK IM NOT A BIG RAP PERSON BUT DOJA CAT IS MY FAVORITE!!
okay good, i’m glad :) i was just nervous that you did feel that way <3 and GOT IT HAHAJ healthy pressure is always good :’) my friend got me these pens cuz i love stationary and school supplies lol and was like “now you have to write something” soooo yea i feel that! and i saw you posted the ficcccccc literally so proud of you 🥺🥺 i’m trying to decide if i read it tomorrow or tonight..... sleep or a literal beautiful creation made by the sweetest person and is v v nice smut and college!peter and 4.7k...... sleep aint really calling no more.
GIRL ALL OF MY SENTENCES ARE TOO LONG HAHAHAH IN FACT THIS IS TOO LONG SOOO (also why am i 3 days late..😑) anywho it’s 1 in the morning so <33 lovely anon
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oh my god the fact that you cried nearly made me cry too😭😭🥺🥺 (also, your brother LMAO), i wasn‘t even sure if you‘d see it but i immediately thought of you so of COURSE i included you <333
the hulu police lsjsjaiaik, girl i was ready to get a hulu membership when i wanted to watch big time adolescence and i couldn‘t find it anywhereee, and when i got to the payment it said i need a bank account that‘s based in the US or whatever. like bro i was about to pay you!! but i was forced to find it somewhere (and i did, on levidia,— not that i‘ve ever used it because it‘s illegal 😤 i would never!!! i‘d rather support billion dollar companies and spend my money on watching films that i can find for free 🥰🥰🥰 not
i‘ve found chaos walking online so i‘ll watch it som time this week!! also YES TELL ME THE STORY
okay so idk if you watched/are planning on watching falcon and winter soldier but i watched the first episode the other day and they were speaking french (just a few seconds) and I UNDERSTOOD SOME WORDS DLDJDJ and i was so proud of myself. i‘ve only ever learned french with duolingo lol (i only do like 5 mins a day and that‘s why i was so surprised that i understood some of it!!). and yeah apart from latin i feel like italian, german, french and english are all similar in a sense.. i mean obviously they‘re completely different languages but for example there are some grammatical constructions in french that i think i wouldn‘t understand if i only spoke english? so when i translate those things into english you can‘t directly translate them bc you say things differently, but when i translate them into german then it makes more sense to me. idk that‘s something i noticed so i feel like if you already know multiple languages it‘s easier to learn another language compared to if you only know one language and are trying to learn a second one. even if the languages aren‘t similar then i think you get the hang of it easier.
ikd slsjsjs also i don‘t want you to think that i‘m a linguistic genius or anything lmfao, like i‘m only fluent in english and german and i‘m just a wannabe (ew that word) polyglot sksj (yes i had to google polyglot— i do think learning ancient greek would be super cool tho? like imagine studying latin AND ancient greek, whew). and honestly i don‘t think i‘ll ever be fluent in another language bc i don‘t plan on living anywhere other than germany or possibly england and i‘m not dedicated enough to properly learn any other languages esp if i don‘t have anyone to speak the language with. but i still try my best and i just love language/languages as a whole so yeah i‘m happy & just learning as much as i can dkdjh🥰
(I guess language/linguistics are/is my passion (which sounds sooo lame lmaoooo) and the word passion comes from the latin word pati (i think💀) which means to suffer, and in german passion is called Leidenschaft which basically means suffering too, idk why i‘m telling you this maybe you know it already. but ok dumb fun fact, in german you can make compound words with as many words as you like, and the longest official german word is Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz which is a law for the monitoring of labels on beef... this is such a dumb fact but i think about that word like once a day idk why dodjsjsj so... 👁👄👁)
but i‘ll stop boring you with my linguistics talk because truly i don‘t know much about languages but i am interested omg i‘m gonna shut up now.
now water + sharks. (so in non-covid times i always go to croatia with my dad during the summer, and even before ever watching a shark film i was always kind of scared in water.. but after watching so many shark films wldjdj HELP Like you know when you go deeper into the ocean and you can‘t see or feel the ground/floor? anymore.. then i just start imagining sharks. like i can‘t help it i just imagine a shark sneaking up on me or feeling something graze my foot ABD I JUST START FREAKING OUT SSKJSHSJ. idk. anyway kdkdh i do love the ocean/swimming though but the older i get the more i realise how fucking scary the ocean is ( even if we’re gonna disregard sharks)
your brother... what‘s wrong with him? HOw CAN YOU NOT LIKE MUSIC LIKE WHAT THE FAWK
OKAY BUT SAME ABOUT THE ADORE YOU MUSIC VIDEO DLDKDJSJSKSLSLKSKSJSHSH and yeah i have to say harry’s style (styles lol) as a solo artist isn‘t reaaally my cup of tea, and i only like the popular songs from his second album and the first album is only good when i‘m in the right mood (haven‘t actually listened to it in a while though, but kiwi is one of my all time favourites along with only angel but i hate the start, like it takes 40 seconds to actually begin properly). i like mgk and because of him i watched the dirt which is a film about motley crue, and now one of my favourite songs ever is same ol situation and i‘m into rock now lol. +++ justin bieber. I had a justin bieber cardboard cutout thingy😭 i was the biggest Belieber on earth when i was 13-16, but i didn‘t like his last album and tbh he‘s become a bit weird lately, BUT OH MY GOD. i Listened to his new album yesterday and i‘m in LOVE with the song hold on
i really like niall‘s music toooo!!!! And doja cat 😌😌😌😌 And THE VAMPS OG MY GOD. i got to see them live bc they were the opening/support act for little mix and ajdsjskslslsjsjsj. (Also i love concerts, some of the best memories of my life are concerts, i‘ve seen nicki minaj live 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 and justin twice and my heart fills every time i think about how excited i was, it was my first concert ever (16th of September 2016 😌) and i was the happiest person alive seeing justin drew fucking bieber (even if i‘m not tooo sure about justin nowadays)
i have a confession? Idk what hamilton is. I mean I‘ve heard about it and i keep googling it but i‘ve never watched it (is it even a film???? or like a proper musical? also pls tell me you grew up with high school musical. i have a few friends who didn‘t and it makes me so sad 😭😭😭 hsm is the best thing to happen to my childhood , the sooooongs— i still listen to some of them every week or month lool they make me so happy)
(Okay wait i was about to recommend some stormzy songs but you said you‘re not that into rap so i won‘t dksksjl)
What you said about my fic AHSLSLSJB (i wasn‘t sure if you sent an ask about it earlier? idk that might have been someone else, so if it was (and you‘ve read it already) i hope you liked it sksjsj i was...... unsure about it. and i have this reeaaallly long peter fic that i started writing in december and that‘s the only peter thing i currently want to write but also i can‘t because idk how to continue kddjj.) but I’m definitely getting back into writing i have a few blurbs that i want to write so 🥰🥰🥰
Oh and pls as soon as you read this let me know: violet or yellow? (it‘s just a tiny thing for my new theme slsksj)
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I started Twilight for the thousandth time because I hate myself and this time I recorded most of my thoughts and, since I have no one irl, I have To shout them into the Void
1. Why is all the dialogue so cringey?
2. Why would she remember her favorite dessert at a rando diner when she hasn’t been there in several years?
3. The coloring is just so blue
4. Why does she look SO PALE?! Is it because K Stew was actually supes pale or because the director wanted her to look vampiric?
5. Why does Bella sound like she’s gonna cry when she implies that the guys at school are sexually harassing her? Could it be BECAUSE THEY WERE DOING THAT?!
6. “Things were getting a little strange”? Just because he wasn’t in school? Bitch, you met him once and he was an ass, any sane person would just forget it.
7. “You’re not in Phoenix anymore, Bells”. They don’t have animals in Phoenix?
8. Why is every guy so invested in Bella?
9. Their first convo in class is SO AWKWARD!!! Is that bad directing and writing or is it genius?
10. “Any cold wet thing, I don’t really...” fast forward two years she’s getting dicked down by vampire cock
11. Her telling Edward about her mom and Phil is so awkward. Like, he needs to ask her to explain things that she should know need explaining. “Why’d you move here?” “My mom remarried...” “So, you don’t like the guy?” “No, Phil’s fine....”
12. When there’s a vamp as attractive as Carlisle, why would she ever go for the son?
13. The big question is why would anyone go for Edward when Carlisle is RIGHT THERE!?
14. What I wouldn’t give for a book of Cullen origin stories: Jasper in the Civil War? Alice in the Salem Witch Trials? Rosalie getting epic revenge on her rapists? Carlisle’s everything!? YES PLEASE!!!!!
15. How Edward doesn’t realize breaking into someones room and watching someone when they’re sleeping is fucking creepy, I’ll never know
16. Rosalie shoulda knocked sense into Edward to not be a creeper
17. Bella is supes rude to Mike by just not paying attention when he’s taking to her
18. Jesus, Mike’s eyes are GORGEOUS. Don’t know how I didn’t see that before
19. I would want this guy as my science teacher
20. Has Edward ever talked to a girl outside his family? Like....ever?!
21. You don’t hit a bus door to get the driver to open it. Because of this movie, I did that one time and now I hate teenage me for that
22. WHY IS EVERYONE IN THESE MOVIES SO GODDAMN SKINNY!?!
23. Love that vampires don’t need to eat, but Emmett is eating in a cafeteria scene
24. “If you were smart, you’d stay away from me.” HOW BOUT YOU STAY AWAY FROM HERE DUDE!?! MAYBE STOP GOING INTO HER ROOM AND WATCHING HER SLEEP
25. KrimsonRogue said if you can use anything besides rape, don’t use rape. Maybe SMeyer should’ve heard similar advice and taken it
26. So Jacobs just not gonna introduce his friends?
27. “You caught that, huh?” They were a foot away from her and no one else was talking
28. I remember that in this beach scene, Bella was trying to seduce Jacob into talking. And she was like, 17 and he 15 which, even if not bad with age gap, still creepy. And she’s not good at it. And doesn’t need to do it.
29. Why she shrieking? It’s a goddamn rope he’s chasing her with
30. Why are the villain vamps so goddamn dramatic?
31. Why is Bella’s google searching so instantly effective?
32. Why does she go all the way to Portland to buy one book, flip to one page, take one word from one caption of one illustration, and then never touch the book again?
33. Bella is super not a good travel companion. Why didn’t she just drove her own self to Portland to go to the bookstore?
34. How she get so lost?
35. How did she not answer her cell while her friends were freaking out about where she was?
36. Why are her friends just leaving her with this very strange dude who never interacts with anyone?
37. That first line the waitress delivers to Edward feels like very bad acting.
38. It’s hilarious that corpse feet made her immediately think of Edward
39. How could she just barely graze Edwards fingers with hers and immediately have a shock reaction of “Your hands are so cold”
40. Okay, even with all this “evidence”, no normal person would be like, “Yup yup, he’s a vampire” and then have some dramatic confrontation in the forest during school
41. She just ditches her backpack in the forest. I assume she needs it
42. “Sometime you speak as if you’re from a different time” Bitch, when?
43. These are not normal conversations that happen in these movies
44. Bella is not normal. Dude she’s known for two days says he’s probs gonna kill her and she’s just like “Yeah, cool”
45. Why does he think his sparkle skin is a turn-off? I’d be like, “Hell, yeah, you never need to buy body glitter”
46. How she trust him after, like, two weeks and a couple conversations? I don’t trust people with my FEELINGS after two years, this bitch trusting an admitted murderer with her LIFE after two weeks
47. “I’m not afraid of you. Only afraid of losing you.” EXCUSE ME BITCH WHAT!?!? YOUVE KNOWN HIM TWO WEEKS
48. YOU CANT FALL IN LOVE THAT FAST!!!!!
49. Okay, but why’d Angela say “Oh my god” before Bella even got out of the car? All that she saw was the car drive up and Edward get out
50. Why were people staring? That’s not how high school works. People don’t REALLY give a shit who’s dating who unless they’re queer
51. I get the convo montage is to indicate they’re spending a lot of time together, but they’d have to remember the exact place they left off in the conversation or just have the same conversation over and over
52. Only living on tofu would not keep you strong
53. Okay, that cut of him jumping from the rock and cut to him jumping into the truck bed is very good
54. “Here comes the human”..... WHO SAID THIS LINE!?!? It sounded very happy, BUT THE ONLY TWO WOMEN IN THE ROOM WERE ESME AND ROSALIE AND ROSALIE WAS NOT HAPPY AT ALL AND ESME WASNT SPEAKING
55. If I were in Bella’s position, among other things I woulda done different, I woulda eaten the shit out of that Italian meal the Cullens prepares for me
56. The scene in Edwards bedroom is so goddamn awkward, but I feel like that works since she’s super awkward and he’s a 108 year old virgin who’s never spoken to a girl before her
57. Why she just turn his stereo on without permission?
58. I heard Claire de Lune is like, the most basic piece ever. Writers couldnta been more creative?
59. How is taking her on a tree climbing adventure making her dance?
60. “So, you and Cullen, huh? I don’t like it.” YOU KNOW WHAT MIKE!?! FUCK OFF!!! YOU HAVE NO GODDAMN SAY IN IT
61. What the hell was that twerking to the daughter of the chief while the chief was there?
62. So he’s been watching her sleep for the past couple months. She got there middle of the semester. So around March. A couple months would make it June. HOW LONG IS THIS SCHOOL YEAR!?!
63. Why Edward couldn’t have bounced with Bella before the villain group got there is beyond me.
64. THIS SCENE WHERE BELLA TALKS SHIT TO CHARLIE AND LEAVES THE HOUSE!!!! THIS IS THE PART I HATE THE MOST BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY GODDAMN WAYS SHE COULDVE LEFT HOME FOR A COUPLE DAYS!!!! “I’m gonna go stay at Jessica’s house for the weekend” “I’m gonna go to Angela’s house for the weekend” “I wanna take a weekend trip with Jessica” “I wanna go visit Mom for a couple days” LITERALLY ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT WOULDA WORKED THERE WAS NO GOOD REASON FOR HER TO HURT HIS FEELINGS LIKE THAT
65. If Rosalie could smell Bella across the field when there was no breeze, why can’t James smell her standing five feet from her?
66. Laurent really didn’t give them any helpful information. James is super dangerous? Yeah, Edward already got that. Victoria is dangerous? Yeah, that’s kinda common sense. Thanks for nothing, you French bastard
67. Man, why the tits did Bella not just tell Alice and Jasper about James supposedly having her mom hostage? Seems like she should trust the group of seven vamps to beat two
68. How did Alice see James going to the ballet studio but not James calling Bella?
69. “I don’t regret the fact that I’m gonna die because at least I got to meet Edward” is what she’s basically saying. As the great Ronald Weasley said, “She needs to sort out her priorities.”
70. The level of dependency Bella exhibits when Edward tells her she has to go to Jacksonville is truly terrifying.
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Kahaan Hum Kahaan Tum ~ Episode 82: Of Clarifications and The Past
I think it is safe to say, that I am FULLY BACK ON THE ROHIT SIPPY TRAIN, MUNDE NE LAAJ RAKH LI 
I thought they would stop the flash forwards already, but they have not, and it is really getting on my nerves
Can we all just see Rohit breathe deeply as he hugs Sonakshi, it’s like he’s finally gotten his air back. It’s like his breathing was constricted for the past couple of days and he’s finally gotten it back
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#BlessTheirHeightDifference #ProtectHerAtAllCosts 
“Tum jaanti ho, Raima woh sab kuch hai jo mujhe chahiye, bas ek hi problem hai, WOH MERI SONA NAHI HAI... She’s not you” I am dead and deceased and just elevated to heaven
He has literally told her that she is above Raima for him, putting all her insecurities to rest 
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Look at her face, she’s literally like, how did this happen
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“I love you, Love you” GUYS EVERYTIME HE TELLS HER THAT HE LOVES HER, IT CLEARS MY SKIN UP, MAKES ME ENERGETIC AND ADDS 6 YEARS TO MY LIFESPAN 
God I love her, she’s literally telling him everything that she went through the past couple of days, how she thought that he didn’t trust her, and that she’s lost him 
“Sona, main tumhaara hoon, sirf tumhaara, tum mujhe, main tumhe kabhi nahi kho sakte, never, ever” He’s shut everyone up just then, whoever was doubting him, (pretty much the whole fandom + me) 
“Main jaanta hoon tumhaari koi galti nahi thi,” “Tum trust karte ho mujh par?” “Ofcourse paagal” Holy shit, a tellywood relationship where misunderstandings are solved within a second, and the couple fucking talks to each other and trusts each other 
Again am I in the afterlife
Yesss, she’s asking all the qs as to why he was ignoring her and stuff, he has said that he was mentally unable to talk to her, and didn’t want to say anything wrong 
man, if only we got this insight earlier the fandom wouldn’t be up in flames 
ALSO OMG HE’S TOLD SONAKSHI EVERYTHING FROM TELLING RAIMA THAT HE AND SONA ARE JUST FRIENDS, AND THAT SHE HUGGED AND KISSED HIM AND TOLD HIM THAT SHE LOVES HIM AND REPLIED WITH A ME TOO, BUT HE ONLY LOVES HER. ITS JUST THAT HE CANT STRESS HER OUT RN 
Guys, this was the main redemption for me, Rohit basically telling Sonakshi whatever went down with Raima and not leaving her in the dark
Now onto the past, and yup pretty much what everyone predicted came true 
Also I’m quite glad that she forced him to listen to her even when he was like ‘it’s too depressing’, if he actually let her tell him last time, when Raima tapaked out of nowhere, he could’ve actually had answers to all her accusations on Sonakshi 
Also they truly needed to hear both sides in order to properly move on so he can never doubt her or bring this up 
Props to Rohit telling Sonakshi she and Raima were both victims that night, I feel like she blamed herself for so long she really needed to hear that 
Also Karan can honestly go die for all I care 
YK’s mum has a special place in hell just for her, coz again, normally ‘vamps’ have some sort of driving force behind their actions, like they have some sort of justification, YK’s mum is literally getting the kicks out of stressing out of a girl who’s bodily functions aren’t working correctly 
Like if you really want to do this bakchodi maybe do it with someone who has the mental capacity to fight back
I feel so so so bad for Raima, like shes come out of a 4 year coma, Rohit is distant from her and bffs with the girl who she blames her haalat for and some random aunty is doing all that she can to fuck her health up some more
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My 15x09 Opinion
The Trap
Alright well, it wasn’t the worst episode, but it wasn’t very good either. At least not for what it was, the midseason return of the very last season .... EVER!!! If it were a random episode in a random season, I would have liked it much more, but it was a letdown, especially after what they built us up for. There was no being confronted with Sam’s past traumas, being faced with a dark future was literally doing the exact same thing for the next year and a half, hunt monsters, lose loved ones, get bored and cranky, and then become vamps and die.  
They even tweeted yesterday “He’s afraid to lose Dean” which made me think Sam’s dark future would have him losing Dean, but it didn’t. So I guess Sam’s biggest fear is that they will get bored, grumpy, and decide to be monsters for a while (which would actually be kinda cool lol )
I did love how Sam referred to Dean as “the one who raised me” that was sweet, but Sammy sweetheart.... Dean is notorious for giving up, until you talk him into keeping on... the best moment ever happened last season with you punch-hugging Dean into not giving up. 
Purgatory was just stupid. I don't have anything positive to say about it. But Ill take it as a repayment for last seasons Optimism episode where Dean had the good story and Sam got the lame one. Im not bothered that Dean and Cas made up, of course they would, but that prayer was OTT. There was no reason at all that Dean should have, or would have been as upset as he was. There’s no reason why Dean needed to cry and grovel. Cas has been back for a while now and trying to mend the relationship on his own, all Dean needed to do was say “ok I forgive you”. The waterworks just made him look like a wimp and I had to cringe the whole time praying Dean didnt drop the L bomb. 😫
And why was Dean shouting into the phone to Eileen? She’s deaf right? I mean I can see that she could call Dean so he could listen, but he’s not stupid and would forget she cant hear him. 
Now Sam gave up hope, and that’s sad, but Dean will help rebuild it. But it hurt my soul to see Sam fall to his knees in defeat like that. We have 11 more episodes left, I don’t see much happiness for my boys, but they’ll have hope in each other.
So what was Eileen's point anyway? She left on her own, she didn’t die, they didn’t say they are incompatible, she just doesn’t know what's real. (???) Does this mean she’ll be back? I hope not, and that kiss did look pretty final, but nothing evolved from 4 episodes of making me crazy, other than it made me crazy! She didn't die a horrible death for Sam to feel guilty about, she suffered no ill effects of coming back from the dead, she didn't cause a rift between the bros, and we aren't even sure if they had sex LOL 
So yeah, Im disappointed, but I won't lie and say I wasn't at all entertained. Sam looked gorgeous, and there was a lot of angst and suspense so it wasn't the worst episode. 
On a scale from Bloodlines to Lebanon I’ll give this a 6. Though I won't mind rewatching it, it's losing big points mainly for the big build-up with low pay off. 
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