#if this works

[apollos-boyfriend]

HOW THE FUCK

[thelawfulchaotic]

The absolutely unhinged conversation I’m having with my vet

Me: I’m not a scientist or a doctor or a veterinarian, and I have no relevant expertise, but if you asked me — and let me be clear, no one asked me — I think my cat should have a fecal transplant.

Veterinarian: Interesting. I’ve never done that. I wouldn’t even know where to source the feces.

Me: Cool. Assuming we overcome that problem, would you like to try.

Veterinarian: Maybe?

Me: I’ll pay cash.

[kineticallyanywhere]

oh hello???

scribbled the name out for safety but it does have most of the bot red flags

[felucians]

chat i'm down bad i'm rizzing up gambit cosplayers

[applejongho]

no bc i have felt SOOOOO fucking useless for this senior design project like i adore my group members but ive felt so useless and this has ELIMINATED my imposter syndrome HELLO?????????????????

[iknownothing583]

The difference between twitter and tumblr is that one is a hellsite that excepts it, and the other will move heaven and hell to claim it isn't a hellsite

We all know which is which

[hunted-moth]

I have asks on btw

I’m in mobile and the ‘ask me’ thing doesn’t show up

So yeah it’s on I have idea if it shows up though lol

[acutecoral]

Get checkmark'd, idiot

And maybe, tumblr can give me what is rightfully gifted to me

[astronnova]

that one scrapped episode

[mymanyfandomramblings]

me and my next-gen fic involving a multiversal crossover with a seperate set of next-gens, and two OCs with the same name

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

Art by: Henry James Garrett