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*pulls out hose.*

Nothing can stop the gendered fluid.

You always use

:3

And refer to yourself as a guy

Are you trans

:3

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This post was sponsored by Slaanesh.

Waiting for Space Marine 2 is a new form of torture, the sexy sad men are right within my grasp and THIS MAN

...-shall soon be my new obsession. Look at him! He's so darling. He's my baby girl. My schnookums. My Itty bitty cutsey wootsy wittle man.

I need him carnally.

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>:3

You always use

:3

And refer to yourself as a guy

Are you trans

:3

[iknownothing583]

Imagine making Stargate today

They have this big ancient ring they need to decode. They have it hooked up to the power, but how do they activate it...

"Hello I'm the Lockpicking lawyer and today we're looking at a Stargate. Let's see... click on Chevron one..."

[iknownothing583]

The last Airbender takes place in the Starwars Universe.

Benders tap into a mystical energy that allows them to move objects by will. Same as Jedi.

Benders interact with the spirits of the deceased, same as Jedi.

Clearly they don’t live on earth, but some world in a galaxy far far away.

Wear robes a lot.

The bad guys wear Sith colours.

Theres always a super powerful Chosen One.

Conclusion

Benders are non-Jedi force users or proto-Jedi.

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"How long have I been asleep" I ask while rubbing my eyes

"By the date on this projector, 6 000 years" a robot in the back proclaims in his cool robot voice

"Then give me another 500 years" I say back attempting to pull the lid back over and succeeding

I turn to on my side and close my eyes hoping this is a weird dream

you are chosen to be a passenger on a sleeper ship heading towards a distant star. However you are woken up tens of millennia later by a band of what seems to be talking animals, robots and odd looking humanoids, one of them says “I don’t believe it, a progenitor! I thought you were extinct!”

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The difference between twitter and tumblr is that one is a hellsite that excepts it, and the other will move heaven and hell to claim it isn't a hellsite

We all know which is which